"Okay, okay, I said Xiaozhi, you can tickle our hearts, let's talk about it, who beat you?" Be a peacemaker, lest these two little fart children quarrel in my house again, and my mother will blame me again after a while.

"I wasn't beaten, I was fighting!" Li Zhi, who has been hit by multiple blows to his heart and ** in a row, broke out, and his voice squeezed out the sound of chickens.

"Oh, you won?" I gently bared my front teeth at him and patted the little guy on the shoulder, and when the little fart was angry, the fur had to be touched so that he could be docile. This is our experience of dealing with the vicious dog next door when we were children, and it is very useful for people and animals.

"Of course!" Li Zhi lifted his chin proudly. "I fought with my fifth brother, and I won."

"Who is your fifth brother?" I'm very curious, who told Uncle Li not to practice family planning, children can't be judged, they have to be counted, and I have to talk about it so far, except for the prince Li Chengqian and Li Ke, Li Zhi, and Li Shu, who played well with me, I don't have much impression of Uncle Li's sons and daughters, mainly because there are too many, plus this son is not checking the household registration, who is the person who cares about me.

"Li You, the king of Qi, is still three years older than me, hmph, fortunately, Brother Jun taught me that trick to use, otherwise, I really can't do it to my fifth brother." Li Zhi stretched out his right hand very proudly, held it in the shape of a tiger's claw, pulled it up, and twitched the corner of his mouth very evilly, and his face instantly lost blood, and the cold sweat brushed down...... Oh, the Buddha who sells cakes, this little scum actually used the most inhumane trick of monkeys stealing peaches on his brother? ――

I cocked my finger and pointed at the little kid who was still smiling. "You, how is your fifth brother?"

"Humph! Of course, as you said, screamed, and fell to the ground sobbing! Li Zhi was still very proud to repeat that move, it seems that he wants to find a few more people to try the power of this trick, fuck, I knew earlier, this son's trick will not be passed on to Li Zhi, the future emperor who does not know the importance and has a dark psychology. After becoming the emperor, there will be more records in the history books: in the spring of the fifteenth year ......of Zhenguan, Gaozong had a dispute with Li You, the king of Qi, and Gaozong showed his might, and struggled to perform the monkey's stunt of stealing peaches. The face is so bad. "Li Zhi pulled my sleeve on the side.

"That," I swallowed and asked very weakly, "what happened to your fifth brother?" "I'm scared, in case this girl really scraps his fifth brother, it is very likely that I will be hung on the palace door with this goods and wait for the New Year.

"What can I do, hum, I was carried away by the eunuchs in the palace, when I came to you with the seventeenth sister, I heard that he still wanted to seek revenge on this king!" The little kid held his head high, very heroic, and was obviously afraid, so he followed Li Shu out and took refuge in this son.

"It's still early, where should we go shopping, it's annoying to stay in the palace all day." Li Shu pursed his lips and said weakly.

"Seventeenth sister, why don't we go outside the city too?" When Li Zhi heard that he was going to go out for a walk, he was very energetic, and pulled Li Shu's shirt and said.

"Don't go, don't think I don't know, it's not that I want to learn from your third brother to find flowers and ask willows, hmph, this palace is not to be fooled." Gracefully raised his wrist, stroked the hairline hanging from his cheeks, and glared at me with disgusted eyes.

"Didn't I suggest it, why did you stare at me?" What a person, really.

"What then? It's still early, and it's still early to eat, what can you do? Li Zhi was very depressed and lay on the desk.

"Why don't we go to Qingyang Palace?" There is nothing to do left and right, and I have always been very interested in that guy who devoured countless heavy metals in Qingyang Palace, the magical poisonous immortal Luo Daochang.

"Qingyang Palace? That's right, Daoist Yuan is there, let's go play with him. He's playing a lot of tricks. Li Shu's spirits lifted in an instant, and he raised his hand in agreement. And jugglers? Oh, yes, I'm going to take a look. "It's decided, a group of three people, with a loyal servant Fang Cheng, and they all go to Qingyang Palace to fight horses.

Green tile gray wall, the plaque of Qingyang Palace hangs high above the gatehouse, just walked into the gate, a huge bronze incense burner is rising with cyan smoke, the bell in the distance, thick and long, the green and verdant ancient cypress makes the whole Qingyang Palace constitute a peaceful and comfortable atmosphere.

"What a place of peace and tranquility." I am very emotional, the last time I went to Huichang Temple, there was something in my heart, naturally I didn't have the mind to enjoy the scenery, today I relaxed my mood, inhaled the green fragrant air, people feel refreshed.

Fang Cheng came to buy gunpowder, because he was familiar with the road, and took me and the two emperors to walk through the Taoist temple, not far away, a small Taoist priest broke into our sight, saw a few of us walking towards him very leisurely, naturally stopped jumping footsteps, and saluted. "The trail is polite, where are the donors going?"

With a crown on his head, he is similar in age to Li Zhi, his very delicate and well-behaved appearance is really cute, his dark eyes are innocent and smart, revealing an aura, "Come to find your Luo Daochang, my son-in-law wants to ask you Luo Daochang about something." Fang Cheng replied. Oh, looking for Luo Daochang, come with Xiaodao, Luo Daochang was practicing Dan a few days ago, and he should come out of the customs today. "Very enthusiastic to lead the way in front and explained to us in passing. Look, how polite, it's like the last time I went to Huichang Temple, which is worthy of being the original of our Han nation. Li Zhi and this little Taoist priest seem to be very close to each other, along the way to ask questions, the little Taoist priest can also speak well, the two of them are in the middle of the front room, but I and Li Shu are separated from the back, look left and right, no one, stretched out his hand, and grabbed Li Shu's soft and slippery little hand.

"What for?" Li Shu was stunned for a moment, a red cloud rose on his face, and he whispered angrily. "Don't let go yet."

"What are you afraid of, let's just two of you later, you will be the wife of this son in the future, hold hands in advance, cultivate feelings...... "The hand feels good, soft, very warm...... After struggling a few times, he finally didn't have the strength of his son, and cursed a sentence of Dengzi, with a beautiful red face, biting his red lips, letting me hold my hand, and walking forward, it was the footsteps, and it was a lot of broken ...... - after a short walk, he stopped in front of a hall in a courtyard, "Luo Daochang, I am Xianyun ......" Xianyun little Taoist priest shouted outside the door. Li Shu hurriedly withdrew his hand, and when he was gone, he still wanted to pinch his son, but fortunately, I was agile, and jumped to Fang Cheng's side with an arrow step: "Where is this?" ”

"Young Master, are you alright?" Fang Cheng was very inexplicable about my question. "Ask, just ask." Slanted the corner of his eyes, but what he saw was Li Shu's flower-like shame with diligent joy, Li Zhi looked at it curiously, and was immediately glared back by Li Shu's vicious eyes.

"Come on, little guy, what's it called, Lao Dao's furnace pill almost made you scream" The nagging sound was accompanied by the sound of pushing the door, revealing a gray head, squinting, and impatient.

"It's not Xianyun looking for the Taoist, it's these ......" Xianyun raised his finger and pointed at me and Li Shu, I walked a few points ago, bent down and saluted the chemist of the Tang Dynasty: "Dao Chief, in Xia Fang Jun, polite, I heard that the Taoist Dao is profound and good at practicing pills, so I came to visit now." ”

"Oh?" The two long eyebrows raised, squinting at me for a long time: "Your name is Fang Jun......" His head tilted, and when he saw Fang Cheng, his eyebrows raised, "Little Housheng, can't you buy the old man's medicine again?" Luo Daochang said in his mouth, took out a black pill from his arms, exuded a metallic luster, I don't know what it is, and threw it into his mouth, seeing that my son's heart was cold, I admired it too much, I am afraid that this old guy is really immune to heavy metals.

"No, I'm here with my son-in-law, and this is it." Fang Cheng was very respectful.

"Oh! It turned out to be the famous prince of the Prime Minister's Mansion who arrived, and the poor road was far away, which was really a sin, a few of you, please ...... Xianyun, go out, let anyone come in here in the poor road, you can't do it! "The old Taoist is very easy-going, but when the cute little Taoist priest wanted to follow us into the hall, Luo Daochang rushed to the door with more agility than his age to block the little guy.

"Okay, I'll show your guests the way, you have to ......" Xianyun's smile was very similar to Li Zhi's expression when he was a little kid.

"This is for you, remember, stop this pill, you muddy boy dare to come again, the old way will whip you with a strip!" Luo Daochang sent Xianyun back to us and smiled: "This little guy, relying on the apprentice of Lao Yuan, has been doing nonsense in the view all day, and often goes to Lao Dao...... Hehe, please, please, I almost snubbed your donors. ”

The guest and the host sat down, and a little boy came to serve tea. "I don't know what happened when the young man came to find the poor road?"

"This, there is indeed something unclear below, and I want to ask the Taoist for advice." Nothing, just want to see if you have a copper stomach and an iron stomach.

"I have heard for a long time that Fang Gongzi is very knowledgeable, and he can learn the art of alchemy with Fang Gongzi, and the old Taoist can't look forward to it, hahaha......"

"What?" Isn't this old guy crazy? What am I doing with you? I want to live a few more decades.

(To be continued)