Chapter 142: The Terrifying Rebirth Pill

The palace maid's sister has beautiful eyes and ripples, very confused eyes and expressions, plump lips that want to open but are closed, very seductive, a touch of white greasy on her chest rises and falls with her breathing, swallowing saliva and saying solemnly: "Believe it or not, my son can not only predict the fate of people, but even know the ups and downs of major events in the world." "I subconsciously want to say this, I don't know why, maybe it is, I want to press Yuan Shen's stick under us, which can enhance the palace maid's confidence in me, and the degree of dependence, in addition, let her continue to maintain a touch of this son, but can't see through the mystery, continue to attract all the heart of this empress-level iron lady, can't let her put all her mind on the crooked brain, and understand more about the important surname of social and family harmony, and the necessary surname to maintain respect and obedience to her husband.

"The son wants to believe according to the son, and the child will believe it." Affirmative, without a trace of doubtful tone and expression, very good, dry cough, what do you think? There are more things that can be predicted, but what can be done with the short-term goals? Mmmm, my son pretended to pinch his fingers, his mouth was crooked, and his stomach was crooked, damn!

What's the calculation? There is no catastrophe or drought, can it be that this son has eaten some kind of ghost today? Think about it, you have to think again. Something is wrong, my stomach is getting more and more wrong, fuck, this son jumped up, put his hands on his waist, and rushed towards the thatched house not far from the house with his trouser belt, so frightened that the green butterfly water that had just been carrying the water was sprinkled a lot.

The spring breeze is blowing, the war drums are beating, and this son is cracking in the thatched house, it is really, it is a little too happy, and he curses the insidious little Zhengtai Xianyun viciously in his heart, it seems that the innocent and cute little Zhengtai does not have a good product, Li Zhi is so, Xianyun is so, even the third child, well, there is a tendency to develop towards the insidious Xiao Zhengtai.

Tie up your pants, feel a lot more relaxed, a sense of rebirth? It's weird, I can't say it, it seems to be relaxed, and it's like prostration, it's a strange feeling, I walked back to the house, and just opened my mouth to speak, the Repa in the green butterfly's hand just handed it to me, the cake seller...... Ben Gongzi screamed, turned his head and ran, as if he had seen a ghost, and the green butterfly and the palace maid sister were very inexplicable: "What's wrong with the son?" "I don't know, huh? Just handed this handkerchief to the young master, and the young master turned his face as if he was scared and ran away."

How many times? The fourth or fifth time, I can't remember, anyway, now my son is angry, his whole body is out of strength, and his feet are numb when he squats.

"Young master, young master, what's wrong with you, you have diarrhea?" Green Butterfly, this girl, stood outside the thatched house, her voice was a little anxious, and she answered weakly: "Go, I'll bring some more paper to my son, boil a pot of water, add some salt and sugar, and leave it in the house, I'll drink it in a while." "Listening to the anxious footsteps of the green butterfly, as well as the harmony of the palace maid's sister, I feel a little better, fortunately, we still have some knowledge of health and medicine, with some physiology As soon as I thought of today's encounter, I couldn't help but raise my middle finger in the direction of Qingyang Palace, fuck, what the hell, the elixir, reborn? This son is dehydrated with detachment plus anal prolapse. Change bones, and then pull it like this, tomorrow morning, this son is afraid that there will only be a handful of bones left, terrible, terrible elixir, I even suspect that the full name of this elixir is called Rebirth Pill. No, I can't stand it. "Green butterfly, green butterfly ......" called weakly.

"Here, Childe, what's wrong with you?" I almost cried when I heard this girl's voice. "It's okay, go and call Fang Cheng, let him hurry up and find a doctor to prescribe medicine, this time, I'm afraid that I fell for the trick of the two Yuan Shenstick masters and apprentices, those two bastards...... "gritted his teeth and greeted the two masters and apprentices, okay, calculate this son, wait for me to be good, don't tear your Qingyang Palace down, don't tear you two into a hand-torn chicken, this son's room is written upside down-

Leaning on the couch, panting weakly, with a stomach full of salt and sugar water, I finally felt better in my stomach. Not long after, Fang Cheng, who was covered with sweat, dragged a doctor whose clothes were buttoned crookedly and rushed in: "Young master, someone brought it." ”

Nodding, it was accepted, the doctor calmed down for a long time, reached out on my wrist, closed his eyes, and none of the two girls dared to make a room, and after a while, the doctor's brows were wrinkled tighter, and there was a sound in his stomach.

"Old and incompetent, I really don't know ...... child" lifted my head and compared it for a long time, stuck out my tongue, rolled my eyes, and used all the tricks, but in the end I gave such an answer, I was so angry that I almost thought, thought, what else do you want? With a muffled snort, Tie blushed and lifted his pants and ran out again...... I had no strength, I walked towards the house by holding on to the wall, the two girls struggled to support me, my father and mother also received the news and rushed over, my mother saw me like this, and her face changed: "Jun'er, Jun'er, what are you doing, ah?" What's uncomfortable, fast, are you standing stupidly? If you don't get the young master involved, you guys will go to the doctor......"

"Mother, father, the child is nothing serious, but the stomach is not strong, I am afraid that the food is not clean today, and the stomach is broken, just rest......" gave the father and mother who were worried and rubbed their hands hard with a comforting smile, soft as noodles on the couch.

"Where's Fang Cheng?" Twisting their heads, the two girls stood in front of them, but Fang Cheng was gone, just now the loyal servant's face was blue and black, and his nostrils seemed to be spewing fire, a little worried that this thing would smack the doctor who couldn't see what was famous.

"Fang Cheng? He only said that he would call the master and the master, and then go to the stinky Taoist priest to settle accounts. Sister palace maid hurriedly accosted me, her expression was very worried about me.

"How long have you been there?" This guy, why is he so impulsive, he sat up, and was pushed back on the couch by his mother: "Stay honest, Fang Cheng's kid just reported to us, and he ran out, and he couldn't call it, this kid." ”

No, this guy is too impulsive, huh? That's right, Yuan Shen's medicine, who else if you don't find trouble with this girl, glanced at the people in the house, and it was him. "Fang Quan!"

"The little one is here, what does the second young master want to order?" The thin Fang Quanquan has a more flexible brain, which suits him. The old man and his mother looked at each other, not knowing what their children wanted to do?

"Go to chase Fang Cheng, he must be going to Qingyang Palace, catch up with him, go to Qingyang Palace to find that Yuan Daochang, and say, Fang Jun, who came to visit today, ate the small pill he gave, and diarrhea is very good, look at that old thing, what to do?" In the last sentence, Ben Gongzi gritted his teeth and said.

"The little ones will go." Fang Quan blew out like a whirlwind. "Daoist Yuan? Qingyang Palace? Jun'er, are you talking about Yuan Tiangang, Yuan Daochang? "My dad is not slow to react. nodded, took the salt sugar water handed over by Green Butterfly, poured it into the bowl again, and took a breath and said, "It's that old god stick!" "I'm angry, I'm so angry, a magic stick asked, my mother and my father's face have darkened a lot.

"Nonsense, how can Yuan Daochang be that kind of person, the old man has also heard His Majesty say that Yuan Daochang is a real person." The old man was very dissatisfied with my tone and tone, but it was not good for me to teach me a lesson in playing a dead dog, so he had to snort and speak slowly.

"Real people? I'm afraid there are still dummies in the world? Good Jun'er, take a good rest, if that Yuan Dao Chang comes to explain the matter, if there is one, hum, the old body makes him unable to be a real person! The mother gritted her teeth, her face was murderous, and the temperature in the room was instantly much colder, so scared that several maids who were joining in the fun outside the door hurriedly pulled out their legs and flashed, the whole house, who is not afraid of Mrs. Biao? ――

It seems that because of the empty stomach, although there is still that idea, but there is no need to attach it to the action, lying on the bed, the green butterfly will be a person, worried that I will drink too fast, take a teacup and hold a small half of the salt sugar water to my hand, so that it is not much, but also moisten the mouthpiece, and not the stomach, the mother reached out and took it, put it under the nose and sniffed it and tasted it, frowning slightly: "What is this?" Sweet or not, salty or salty? ”

"This is the salt sugar water that the child prepares himself, drinking this thing is good for people with diarrhea, and it will not cause dehydration......" while sipping and showing our medical knowledge to his mother, the old man sat on the couch, I don't know where to take out the book, squinted and looked, the eldest brother and sister-in-law were pushed back, the sister-in-law is now a nobleman, and she can't be lazy.

"The willow branch that brushes your teeth can still dissipate the heat after drinking it? ......" the mother looked curious.

"Of course, things are good, aspirin contains, well, it's a good thing anyway, use willow branches and leaves to boil water to wash your face, as well as remove dead skin, blackheads, beauty effects......" It's rare to have such a leisurely opportunity, lying on the bed and chatting with my mother, Dad quietly looked at the book, occasionally glanced over, smiled faintly, continued to read, it seems to have returned to the past, that time when I haven't grown up...... "It's coming......" Fang Quan wiped the sweat on his face and rushed into the house: "Yuan Dadao is here." ”

"Oh? The old father went to greet the chief. The book was retracted into his sleeve, his shirt was straightened, and the old man strode out.

(To be continued)