Chapter 151: The prince is smoked in the palace
Standing out of the window and looking at the nearly 100 people in the house, there is a sense of accomplishment, the little white-level ranger is also among them, of course, it was also fished out of prison by this son, as for the debate machine and other more than 50 bald people are still wearing monk robes, more than 20 Taoist priests are also wearing professional clothes, and they are also pretending to hold a whisk to catch flies in their hands. On the side, there is also Liu Jiaming, who rebelled out of the division and worked for his son, this goods is at stake, he once fought with the guards in the two palaces, and after a few strokes, he was injured and lame, and he is also a famous figure in the Tang Ranger world. If it weren't for Liu Yufei, an angry younger brother, I'm afraid there would be no way to take this guy. There is also a group of veterinarians on the side, who specialize in teaching cultural classes, and now they can all read and write.
After the meal was distributed, the squad leader shouted to stand up, and then recited in unison: "Datang, mother ......" This is a poem that has been re-revised by me, the first genius of Datang.
I don't want to listen to it, it's too vulgar, we can't listen to it, but the teacher who has half a bottle of water listened to it with a good taste, and hurried up and patted them: "Let's go, let's go to the classroom first, don't disturb them." ”
"Childe's tricks are really at stake, originally those monks and Taoists also chanted scriptures and drew talismans, and we argued a few words, since listening to your son's advice, morning, noon and evening, three times of bittersweet recollection, reprimanding the sins of the previous dynasty, not ten days of effort, one or two hearts are all straightened out......" Li Xiaode followed me upside down, and kept thumbs up to my son. Cut, what's this, let's just pick up some leftovers to fry, think back then, well, my father and grandfather's generation, that's what called the whole people one heart.
"You know what's this called? This is called intensive education, to put it in layman's terms, it is the cramming teaching method, to tell you, so the whole ......" blown a little too much, the subordinates are a little blushing, ran a lap down, immediately found a lot of shortcomings, really dissatisfied, back to my office, pulling the three people to say: "About the teaching method, it is also well executed, this is worth affirming, but ......" very leader glanced at the three expressionless guys, coughed dryly and continued: "Why don't I hang up the slogan I confessed?" ”
"Subordinate, don't you think it's too eye-catching to hang words like that in the hallway." Li Xiaode frowned for a long time and said bitterly.
"What? Garish? Pierce someone's eye, tell you, if it weren't for the fact that you were sent by His Majesty, your consciousness would have fallen into the cultural great, well, it would not be an exaggeration to accuse you of being an anti-country and anti-nation! ”
"Huh?!" Li Xiaode's mouth opened wide, and fine sweat leaked from the corner of his forehead instantly, well, that's how it should be.
"Ahhhh That is to say, you, tomorrow morning, if I don't see all the rooms hung with the school motto and the portrait of His Majesty, I will open my mouth to you, believe it or not? The corners of his mouth were very gloomy, and the head of the guard, Cai Nan, laughed very cooperatively, and the fake Taoist immediately patted his chest and agreed-
"You have to remember, no matter how disgusting and miserable these slogans and slogans you think, you have to hang them up for my son, let those people read them aloud every day, and tell you that what we need is to be a spy for my Tang Dynasty and sacrifice himself as a spy for the country, not to train a group of reactionaries who are harmful to the country and the people, you know? We must pay close attention to ideological education and technical education, both hands, and we must ...... hard."
"But my subordinates really can't find the portrait of His Majesty," Li Xiaode cried with annoyance. Touching his chin: "Okay, let me solve this matter, you guys go to work first, I'll go into the palace to see Your Majesty......" This thing has to be done, not only the portrait of Your Majesty, but also the portraits of the twenty-four celebrities of our Tang Dynasty, so that it looks like an academy Well, although it is not an academy, at least it has to be made a whole sample, and it can be regarded as a demonstration model for the establishment of the military academy in the future.
The teachers who left these half bottles of water were sad in that face, and this son killed the palace directly, so he had to learn from Uncle Li, and continue to work hard in order to make the development of Datang's espionage career to a higher level.
Acquaintances are easy to do, the palace is about to become our small courtyard, often in and out, and the palace gate guards said hello, not long after, greeted by a eunuch around His Majesty to lead the way, into the palace gate, three bends and two turns, not long, heard the front corner of the messy shouting, and the sound of punching and kicking, what is this doing? Is history repeating itself? Is it possible to prepare for another Xuanwumen change in the palace? Ignoring the call of the eunuchs around him, Ben Gongzi, who likes to watch the excitement, rushed out of the country in a few big steps. I'm curious about who is the bull who dares to draw a sword and fight in the palace?
Damn, I don't know if I don't look at it, I'm really scared, Li Zhixiao is too blue and swollen, his hat is slanted and his eyes are crooked, and several guards around him are covering him, the other party seems to be a lot of people, at least a dozen, Li Zhi's eyes are sharp, and he twisted his ass and was ready to escape, and he saw Ben Gongzi who had just jumped out, and shouted in surprise: "Brother Jun'er, help......" A very miserable call, strode forward, pulled out his hand, guarded this little guy behind him, and shouted: "Stop!" The sound was like thunder, and Lu's hand shook the spot, and the guards of the two factions stared at each other, all looking at this son.
"What are you, such an eyeless thing, dare to bark in front of grandpa and me, believe it or not, I will order someone to slaughter you now......" I don't know where a little bastard came out of the hole on the side, and raised his finger to point at the tip of my son's nose and scolded.
Fuck, the first time I met such a short-eyed thing, my anger rushed up in an instant, "Pump him!" After the sound, a familiar crisp voice was fanning the flames, and it was handed over with a slap. Syllable...... The little bastard spun around several times, and a horse fell directly to the ground. A large number of guards hurriedly went to help: "Little prince, are you okay?" ”
"Little Prince?!" Look at my own slap, and then look at the little Zhengtai Li Zhi who is very proud behind me, this thing is smiling very cheaply, biting his cheek and cursing people: "Let you dare to hit me, let your ......"
didn't have time to pay attention to the prince on the other side who was howling dryly, and grabbed the little guy's ear: "Stinky boy, take me to top the tank for you?" "Cracked his mouth and showed his fangs, damn, what does this mean, let me beat the prince, now it's comfortable, I'm afraid it's indispensable to be beaten by Uncle Li. Squinted the corner of his eyes, sure enough, the eunuch who led the way just now squeaked out and ran out all of a sudden, it seems that this thing is going to Uncle Li to report to draw this son's board, fuck, unlucky!
"Nope! Brother Jun, you can also see that he is bullying people. Li Zhi hurriedly pretended to be stupid, his eyes were still timid, what kind of person, the changes in his little face were about to catch up with the actor, his eyes moved away, as soon as I turned around, I saw the goods just now, well, the little bastard who should be called the prince, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and smiled evilly: "The lord who dares to hit the prince, you have a kind, draw a knife, if you don't chop this goods into meat puree, Lao Tzu will not be the prince." The guards under him hesitated slightly, this guy was a slap, and then, more than a dozen guards who promised in unison all drew their swords, showing this guy's words, it seems that there is no blood.
"Escort the king!" Li Zhi's chickens all called out, and the guards here also had gloomy faces, drew their knives, and the eunuchs and palace maids who were watching from the side ran in panic.
Li Zhiqiang calmed himself down, and shouted loudly: "Fifth brother, you are also the prince?" Unauthorized use of swords and soldiers in the palace, you know that this is a big crime! ”
"Let your fuck fart, little brute, you hurt Lao Tzu to this day, if the king of Qiu Ben doesn't repay him as the king of Qi in vain, he will listen to the order of this king and slaughter the tall one!" Cocking his finger and pointing at Ben Gongzi, he said viciously.
"Are you crazy? He is the son of Fang Xiang and the husband of the seventeenth sister. "Li Zhi was extremely angry and stood beside me, and in the guard circle of a personal guard, he shouted vigorously.
"Huh?" Li You, the king of Qi, didn't put down his fingers for a long time, gritted his teeth, looked at me with resentment in his eyes, and finally a trace of fierceness flashed in his eyes: "Kill him, and this king will take care of everything." ”
"No!" King Qi's guards shouted in unison, and the long knife in his hand gradually raised, "You want to kill me?" Hehehe, it's a coincidence this time, Lao Tzu doesn't believe in this evil. "Fuck, what's wrong with being a prince, the evil fire is rising, it doesn't matter if you are the prince or the emperor, Lao Tzu will stab you. With a choking sound, Ben Gongzi's treasure knife, which was more than a meter long, was also pulled out. Afraid of you?
"Who dares to do it?! I'll punish him for the Nine Clans! A cold voice, like a ghost, echoed all around.
(To be continued)