Hit the horse to the front of the Qingyang Temple, the speed of the horse slowed down, this son raised his head, and saw a group of people there at the gate, I have always been curious I jumped off the horse, came to the front to take a closer look, by ! I saw an enemy, and the little bastard of Xianyun, who was gray-faced, was talking to a beautiful and almost bewitching girl dressed as a man, and she didn't know what to do, and she deliberately had a rigid face, trying to pretend to be cool in front of the girl's house?

"Little Taoist Xianyun, I haven't seen you for a few days, young master, I really want you to be tight, ...... this child's laughter is like an owl hovering above the white bone wasteland, showing Bai Sensen's two rows of snow teeth, and running towards this little bastard in a few big strides. lifted this girl up: "Stinky boy, today I see if you dare to pretend to be tender with the young master." ”

"Let go of me, let go, what are you going to do with him? Who are you, I'm not Xianyun! ......" Xianyun's legs were spinning playfully, and his hands were like cat's claws trying to scratch my face, damn, do you dare to resist?

"Stinky boy, even if you turn to ashes, I will recognize you? Damn, don't think that if you stuff two steamed buns here, you think that your own chest can be compared with this young master...... "Xianyun's goods are clearly men's, and last time it was obviously a small body at the airport, it seems that in order to pretend to be cool in front of the beautiful girl, this product stuffed two buns into it as chest muscles." It's a bit vulgar, isn't it?

Finger poked? Something is wrong, the bullet surname of the steamed bun doesn't seem to be so hanging, right? Stretch out your slap...... A strange touch came from the palm of the hand: the palm of the hand was buckled on some strange little bag, hot, soft, could it have just come out of the oven? But it has a high bullet surname. There was also a hard little thing rubbing in the palm of his hand, itchy, like a button. What the hell did this guy stuff into? I thought to myself, my hand unconsciously tried to grab it twice, and then I heard a girl's scream, only a girl can send a high-level sonic bomb exploded in my ears, the terrible sound wave penetrated my ears at once, and my careful liver, my heartbeat stopped completely in an instant, as if it was pierced by lightning from the top of my head, and I held this Taoist girl who was exactly the same as Xianyun in a stunned posture, watching her blushing face with shame and anger, tearing my sleeves, and screaming at the top of my voice.

"You, you shameless obscene billet, don't put the Flowing Wind Girl down!" A coquettish voice sounded from behind me, I subconsciously let go, and with a bang, this little Taoist girl who called the wind smashed on the steps, covered her chest with one hand, and pointed at me with one hand. Cake sellers, have we really become silver thieves? …… Fang Cheng's mouth opened wider than a hippopotamus: "He's a woman?" Female? ...... "Fang Cheng couldn't believe it, he was obviously a little Zhengtai who was jumping around and thinking evilly, why did he become a little girl?"

"Sister Liufeng, Sister Liufeng, what's wrong with you? The shameless obscene billet dared to be so bold to insult his daughter's family in broad daylight. The little girl dressed as a man who had just chatted happily with the little Taoist girl who called the flowing wind suddenly rushed over, picked up the flowing wind and called several times, stood up, cocked her orchid fingers, and gritted her teeth at me. A large number of Taoist priests sprang out in the Qingyang Temple, one or two were filled with righteous indignation, grinding their fists, and the eyes of justice and contempt were very harshly judging me, a famous scholar in Chang'an.

"I'm sorry, I really don't know that this Xianyun Xiaodao chief is a man, and I ask the girl to calm her anger." Hurry up and admit your mistake and explain it clearly. We don't want to show up in Chang'an City with the name of a silver thief on our backs, otherwise, I'm afraid that we won't be able to escape my father's stewed pork skin with dried bamboo shoots tonight.

There was silence, silence again, and the beautiful girl's face instantly turned black, and the upturned orchid fingers began to tremble with anger. What for? Didn't I say the wrong thing? ――

"Sister...... Sister, what's wrong with you? A little Taoist priest rushed out on the side, and rushed straight to the little Taoist aunt who fainted on the ground, very panicked, his appearance was exactly the same as that of Liufeng and Xianyun, and he didn't care about the weird atmosphere and the fingers of that beautiful girl, and patted the little Taoist priest on the shoulder very carefully: "Xianyun? ”

"It's Xiaodao, aren't you Fang Gongzi?"

Aha, it's so fucking spoofing, isn't it, a man and a woman look like a man, isn't it deliberate? Anger rushed up, stretched out his hand to sneak Xianyun up and smoke to vent his anger, if this girl hadn't offended me, where would there be such a big joke today.

"What did you just call me?" A hand grabbed the placket of my clothes at once, and the expression and voice of excitement were the girl in women's and men's clothes.

"Girl? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to use honorifics, this young lady, I'm really sorry......"

Before my words fell, there was a dead silence again, and the eyes of the little Taoist priest of Xianyun looked at me changed, and he was very happy with his eyes, could I have shouted wrong?

"I'm a man!" An incomprehensible scream exploded in my ears. "Huh?!" Damn, isn't it the zodiac auspiciousness of this son's going out? A man who looks like a girl, and a girl who looks like Xiao Zhengtai, fuck, why is the world messed up?

"You're a man? I said, little sister, don't join in the fun, okay? I'm not apologizing to the Liufeng Xiaodao Aunt...... "I was surprised, and glanced at this beautiful man, with picturesque willow eyebrows and spring eyes, no place looks like a man, and anyone who sees the movement posture of the fingers knows that it is a girl's house.

"Bold, dare to say this about my son-in-law, you don't want to live?!" The girl's family or the nursing home immediately crowded over, and seven or eight people bared their teeth at the son, very fierce.

"Bold, dare to speak like this to my son-in-law, who are you?!" The loyal servant Fang Cheng jumped in front of me, and the giant man who was two meters away and had evil eyes was still very intimidating, and immediately suppressed the other party's arrogance a lot.

"Is it really a man?" Touching my chin, I was very curious, I looked at it carefully for a long time, well, it seems that it is really a man, there is a faint Adam's apple, and the chest is very in line with an advertising slogan: real flatness.

"How dare you stare at me!" This demon who is neither male nor female blushed, stomped his feet and said angrily, I damn it, he looks angry like a girl, I can see that my son is cold, cat, this demon man should not be a visitor on the Tang Dynasty version of Brokeback Mountain, right? I kind of wanted to throw up.

"Don't dare, don't dare, this brother Tai doesn't have the habit of staring at men below, you can rest assured." This is the truth, we don't have that hobby, and the surname orientation is absolutely normal.

"You, you ......" The brother who is neither male nor female raised his fingers, looking very angry. Not yet! If you don't cripple him, don't blame me for ...... to Your Highness," the demon brother said in that scalp-numbing voice. The guards who didn't seem to want to engage in a martial arts fight with Ben Gongzi glanced at each other and hurried out...... I'm angry, I haven't met such an unreasonable spiller. Are we still afraid that there will be too many of you?

"Fuck, who made you look like that, and an orchid finger, ahh Which bastard almost kicked me in the crotch, fortunately I flashed fast, a punch over, so that this girl's mouth flew out a few small white spots, flying out of the distance, fighting in a group depends on the physical advantage, Fang Cheng and I are both on the road of plagiarism, full of strength, strong lethality, and this gang of guards is inseparable, and the mouth is not idle, verbal attacks on the dead demon, the gang of Qingyang Taoist priests stupidly looked at -

Just when Fang Cheng and I joined forces to gain the upper hand and kept clicking the opponent happily, another vote came out of the Taoist temple, and the one who was the Taoist was the fairy wind Dao bone Yuan Dashen, and shouted: "Stop it all for the poor Dao, the Taoist quiet place, how can you wait for the wilderness, ah?" Brother Dao? The thing's eyes widened, and he looked at Ben Gongzi in disbelief with a black eye circle and gritting his teeth and pinching his opponent's neck.

Looking at the group of guards who left in embarrassment and the back of the demon man whose face was distorted and insincere, his eyes were resentful, and he threatened to look good, he touched a swollen place on his face, pulled the corners of his mouth and said, "I said long, why didn't you come out earlier?" ”

"Poor Dao is studying Taoist classics, only to hear that someone came to report, so he hurried over, fortunately Brother Dao is not a big deal, otherwise Poor Dao can be ......" is a very concerned expression, but that strange eyes feel wrong, I'm afraid that this thing has long been hiding in the gate to see the excitement, right? Ben Gongzi had a dark circle under his eyes, and he thought of it with hatred.

"If you don't disperse yet, don't talk nonsense about things here." Yuan Dadao glanced at the Taoist priest who saw the free action movie very majestically, and promised in unison, and there was no one left.

"There is one thing, it is really a real courtesy, treat this person as your apprentice." Very embarrassed, she pointed to the flowing wind little Taoist who was standing aside, glaring at me hatefully, and the tears washed the plaster on her cheeks out of the small ditch.

(To be continued)