Chapter 176: The Taste of Eunuchs
"Oh, Mr. Qiu is here? Come on, sit down. Please sit down with Qiu Danmo, who was startled by Cai Nan's slogan as soon as he entered the door, poured tea for the orator, and asked in a low voice. Qiu Danmo and Li Xiaode's talent and development direction are different, the obscene little old man is more able to speak, the voice is loud, the language is vivid, and he is very inflammatory, but he is older, and now he is a teacher who is responsible for political and ideological indoctrination, and there is also a task to teach his rich experience in working in the detailed post for many years to those Buddhas, Taoists, and veterinarians, as for Li Xiaode, don't look at him dressed as a fake Taoist priest, in fact, this thing is an assassin under Uncle Li, in order to make the best use of it, He is responsible for some life-saving methods for the students, and together with Liu Jiaming, who is good at assassination and fighting, he is also responsible for training the group of rangers who have surrendered to the political axe and turned to serve the political axe department and Cai Nan's group of palace guards, collectively referred to as: "Ouchi Secret Agent", this is not the name given by this son, but a special unit named by Uncle Li himself. It is different from the group of people engaged in espionage and intelligence. This gang of so-called Ouchi secret agents is better at bandits, killing people, setting fires, extorting and extortion, etc., which is very rudimentary of special forces in later generations.
"Thank you, Childe, my subordinates have something to report to Childe." Qiu Danmo thanked him, took a sip of tea, and squeezed his eyes with me, and I understood: "The people outside, close the door." There was a squeak, and the heavy one closed to the accompaniment of the unpleasant sound.
"Childe, the codebook subordinates have already made a rough plan, please take a look at this." He took out a piece of cloth covered with handmarks from his bosom, smiled mysteriously, and handed it to me.
"Whole out?" Take it and take a look, sure enough, Ben Gongzi couldn't see what it meant after reading it for a long time, Qiu Danmo laughed a few times, and handed over a small book: "Childe, you can re-fold it according to this, and you can know the content." ”
"Well, yes, yes." I was very happy in my heart, but my face could not be too revealing, I didn't expect that this old man really did this thing, since the establishment of the Concert Academy, I gave him the task, only a month of work, it turned out to be whole, although it is not perfect, there are many shortcomings, but at least there is a prototype of the spy using language, very good, worthy of praise.
"However, there is still room for improvement, and I hope to go one step further and do it a little more perfectly, and I hope to see a complete work next time. Your Majesty has not left us much time, the Tibetan envoy will enter Beijing in April, and before the end of May, we must let the students complete all their studies, the time is tight, and the task is heavy......"
"Please rest assured, my subordinates will do their best to complete this thing as soon as possible." Qiu Danmo happily said goodbye and left.
I spread out the paper on the table again, and continued to type the draft, this is the draft of the construction of the General Staff, since Uncle Li lost a loose court doctor to me, my work tasks have become more onerous, not only the host of the Academy, but also Uncle Li's on-call staff officer? It's okay, on the matter of the staff committee, let me write a process, no way, we can only process and polish according to the staff system of later generations, so as to give an account to Uncle Li, more importantly, the birth of the staff system, may be able to put an end to the failure of the military system in Chinese history, to be honest, I really don't know what is the use of those eunuchs to be the prison army, I don't understand the military, sit there, and command blindly from time to time, the Yellow Turban Rebellion at the end of the Han Dynasty, Beizhong Lang will Lu Zhi was ordered to suppress, resist the enemy in the Guangzong area, no victory, Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty sent the eunuch Zuo Feng to observe the situation, Zuo Feng was the man of the ten permanent servants, and the power leaned towards the government and the opposition. Someone persuaded Lu Zhi to spend money to bribe Zuo Feng, but Lu Zhi refused, and as a result, Zuo Feng, a guy who had no birds, hated Lu Zhi because of this, saying that Lu Zhi was afraid of the enemy and did not advance, Emperor Ling was furious, and escorted Lu Zhi back with a prisoner car, and was almost executed.
Don't talk about the Han Dynasty, except for the early Tang Dynasty, which of the dozen or so emperors after the Tang Dynasty didn't live in the shadow of eunuchs, I really don't understand, in the end, the eunuch this shitty thing was invented by a lack of morality, men make people not shemales and not demons, and finally become a psychopath, and there will only be infighting at the end of the day, which Han nation was not in power by eunuchs at the end of the dynasty? The ten permanent servants of the Han Dynasty and the eunuch Gao Lishi of the Tang Dynasty were favored and gradually participated in politics. General political affairs were handled by Gao Lishi, and major matters were sent to the emperor for adjudication. Li Fuguo, who was also a eunuch, was able to participate in confidential affairs, command the forbidden army, appoint and remove the prime minister, kill the queen, and support Emperor Daizong.
As for the Song Dynasty, the eunuchs were suppressed to gain benefits, but there were also such scourges, and in the Ming Dynasty, there were countless of them. The only thing to be thankful for is that I heard from my father that eunuchs are managed by the Inner Servant Province, the Imperial Court, the Imperial Palace, the Xi Official Bureau, the Internal Servant Bureau, and the Inner Government Bureau. He is in charge of the palace's books, guards, sick and funeral, warehouse supply and other matters. The chief of each bureau is called Ling or Cheng. Uncle Li, the enlightened monarch, had extremely strict restrictions on eunuchs, stipulating that the highest rank of eunuchs in the province was three ranks, and the amount was also limited. And at this time, there was no momentum of eunuchs supervising the army, and the number of eunuchs in the entire palace has been limited to 1,000 people, and it is not allowed to increase.
It would be nice if it could be indicated by legislation to limit the powers and responsibilities of eunuchs, but unfortunately, imperial power is the most important thing for Uncle Li, and after the system of the General Staff Yuan matures, he will find a way to put it forward, and completely get rid of the eunuchs' participation in the military, which is conducive to the healthy development of army building. We can't change history openly and quietly move the track little by little, right? Anyway, this son is still old, and the time is still long.
"Brother Jun, you hate eunuchs very much?" Li Zhi flipped through my manuscript and asked with a frown and confusion for a while.
"You like them?" I asked rhetorically, took the bird's nest porridge handed by the palace maid, swallowed it in two large mouthfuls, smashed my mouth, handed it back to the palace maid, and smiled at her very gentlemanly: "Please have another bowl." The palace maid quickly withdrew her surprised gaze, took the porridge bowl and left.
"Do you eat porridge like this?" Li Shu rolled his eyes at me, slowly cocked his orchid fingers, picked up the small wooden spoon, and put it into his mouth little by little.
"I can't say I like it, but, at least," Li Zhi frowned and thought for a long time, but he couldn't find the right words to say the good and bad of the eunuchs. I didn't even care about drinking the bird's nest porridge in front of me. Very good, quietly moved the bowl towards me, and coughed dryly: "Do you know Zhao Gao of the Qin Dynasty?" There are also ten permanent servants in the late Han Dynasty. ”
"Of course I do. At the end of the Qin Dynasty, Zhao Gao tampered with the edict and supported the lord. At the end of the Han Dynasty, the ten permanent servants made rebellion, expropriated violently, and sold official beards, and Zhang Jun of Langzhong clearly pointed out in his recital to the emperor, "Zhang Jiao can raise troops and make rebellion, and those who are happy to be attached to it by ten permanent servants are all from the ten permanent servants to put their fathers and brothers, children, marriage clans, and guests to pawn the state and county, and to make sure of wealth and profit, invade the people, and the people's grievances have nothing to tell, so they plot against each other and gather as 'thieves'." ”
"The Yellow Turban Rebellion was forced out by the dictatorship of the eunuchs of the foreign relatives, which led to the decline of the Han Dynasty, and in the Qin Dynasty, Hu Hai was a well-known gentleman among the sons of Qin Shi Huang, but with the support of the eunuch Zhao Gao, he became Qin II and killed the promising prince Fusu with a false edict. Why, do you think? ”――
"The eunuchs are in turmoil! It's because of the psychopathology caused by their own physical disability, think about it, a big man, looking at women walking around in front of him, you can see that you can't eat, what do you think? Oops, why are you pinching me? I'm just talking about serious things, just an analogy. ”
"How can you compare it like that." Li Shu blushed when she heard this, glared at me hatefully, turned her face to the other side, and continued to drink her bird's nest porridge.
"Then he will definitely be uncomfortable, for a long time, physical defects, a long time of ridicule, gradually, psychopathic began to pervert, turn to other aspects to find fun and vent inner dissatisfaction......" The more he listened, the paler Li Zhi's face became, and Li Shu hid far away and ran to the other side of the hall to see the scenery.
“…… Brother Jun, what do you mean? Shouldn't there be eunuchs? ”
"Anyway, I think those guys are all perverted, don't you think they have a very serious smack? That's because the bottom of the man's body is cut, and he can't use the props normally when urinating? Well, props, often wet their crotch. If you don't believe it, you will deliberately go up to a eunuch and talk nonsense to him to see if you can smell it. "How disgusting we can say, let's just say how disgusting, so that this child who is not yet mentally sound has a shadow on the eunuch's heart.
Sure enough, Li Zhi's face turned pale, the corners of his mouth twitched, and the corners of his eyes were slanted: "Brother Jun, you don't say that I don't care about it, now that I think about it, there is really that kind of thing, vomit ......"
Seeing this little fart child with a habit of cleanliness rushing towards the outside of the palace with his mouth covered, he quickly picked up the bird's nest porridge on the table and sent it to his mouth.
(To be continued)