"Hey, hey, hey......"

"Laugh again, laugh again and I'll kick you." The voice is soft and sticky like glutinous rice, not convincing at all, the eyebrows are picturesque, the pretty face is full of appropriate shades of red, what a cute little beauty, the little pink tongue is circling in the mouth. Alas, alas, there are too many light bulbs here, otherwise.

"Why don't we go outside and take a look at the beauty of spring or something?"

"Stinky Fang Jun, I don't want good things in the whole day!" Li Shu's face blushed even more, doubling the glow, and his white fingers drew circles on my palm. "By the way, last night was in the limelight, and even your father and his uncles copied several of your poems in the front hall."

"How do you know?" Didn't this girl drink in the backroom with me?

"Hmph, I'm embarrassed to ask, not long after you were drunk, you were carried out by your six uncles, Cheng Luan'er also wanted to follow, I pulled her in the back hall to chat for a while, and then went back to the palace, what's wrong? Do you feel sorry for not having a beautiful woman to accompany you? He raised his eyebrows and looked at me with a smile on his face.

"What do you regret?" I generously stretched out my front and laughed loudly: "Anyway, the two of you can only jump in each house for a few months, and when the time comes, Ben Langjun will see which of the two of you dares to be disobedient?" When the time comes, hey, hey, hey......"

"Indecent!" The answer was a pair of very cute white eyes, and a fist that was pink in shame.

"Brother Jun...... Brother Jun! The poignant call made Li Shu twist his head in an instant, withdraw his hand, and twist his waist. Depend on! Angry, "Wait! He grabbed his sleeves and pulled up his shirt and strode out. What does this little guy want to do? Is your butt itchy? Dare to disturb me and your sister, who is finally free, want to come and take a few strokes from me to have a good time, right?

"The people from the concert hall came to you, saying that there was an urgent report, and I stopped them outside." Li Zhi saw my fierce and vicious appearance rushing out of the hall, and quickly raised his finger and pointed to the front, and said quickly and quickly. "Huh? It's you?! "Cai Nan, why is this guy here.

"Childe, let's go, good news." Cai Nan can still abide by the iron law of ten prohibitions when entering the concert hall, not to mention what it is, just squeezing his eyes vigorously, and his face is as happy as if he is about to cave the house. Who...... Come on, today's great cause of flirting seems to be unfinished, turned his head, and said to Li Zhi: "His Royal Highness the King of Jin, please tell your sister that I am busy with official business, and I will come to see Her Royal Highness the princess again." "In front of our subordinates, we have to maintain respect for the prince.

"Don't dare, Brother Jun walks slowly." Li Zhi pretended to be a little adult, and hurriedly raised his hand to stop me from saluting.

"What's the matter? Coming to the palace? While hurrying along the road, he said to Cai Nan, who was galloping beside me. Our equestrian skills are simply a qualitative leap compared to when we first arrived in Datang, it can also be said that we have climbed to learn to run, and now we dare to hold the reins with one hand, and cross the waist with the other hand or play with the horsewhip to be handsome-

"Tibetan spies! In the Firearms Bureau, Team Leader Li and the others caught the Tibetan spies. Although Cai Nan's voice was also very low, it fell into my ears like a thunderclap, "Tubo!" The voice suddenly rose sharply.

Cai Nan wanted to say something, so he quickly stopped him, this is on Chang'an Avenue, who knows if there are other international friends in disguise who are eavesdropping. Beat the horse and galloped towards the Jinjuan, so curious, the first time I could catch this thing of a spy, well, let's take a look at the freshness first, and see how the ancient Tufan people are different from the current ones.

"What's your name?" After circling around this guy who looked like a leader for no less than ten times, I finally came to the conclusion that the dirt on the Tubo people was definitely their body, weapons, and armor.

"......" stared at the two eyeballs, shook a lot of beard, and still had this disgusting thing on his face, and the powerful scratching smell on his body? The smell still makes people's scalp tingle, and I didn't dare to get closer, so I only dared to ask from afar. "Who are you, dare to arrest people indiscriminately, we are civilians in Tibet." The voice and intonation of the speech are very strange, and it seems that the comprehension of Chinese is low.

I was a little unhappy, pointed to the leader of the bundle of Tubo spies who looked like fallen pigs, and said angrily to the very proud and dressed Ouchi secret agents: "What are you doing? The other party is also human. ”

“？ Childe, what do you mean by this, we didn't say he wasn't human? "Li Xiaode, the fake Taoist priest, is dressed as a farmer today, there are still a lot of stains on his body, and there is a blue patch on the corner of his eye, it can be imagined that these three heroic Tubo spies at that time had made a heroic struggle when they were at a disadvantage in numbers, of course, this kind of struggle is not worth advocating, seeing the elite of our Tang Dynasty, and resisting, isn't it uncomfortable to find yourself?

"......" deliberately, deliberately misleading the leader, it seems that if you don't clean up these guys, you don't know what is called a human cannon, right? Why can this son let these guys bow down to their ears, just because Li Xiaode once asked Li Xiaode to compare with Cai Nan, the two so-called masters of the inner house, the result is that this young man has a pair of dark eye circles, but these two inner masters went directly to the tree, how did they get on? I threw it directly with the strength of the lion tiger with one hand. As the saying goes, if you can punch me, I can fold your small body and sit on the bench. Since then, no one has dared to hang crookedly with Ben Gongzi, who is known as the second of the divine power.

Seeing my fierce eyes and the posture of wanting to make a fuss, the sweat on Li Xiaode's face instantly appeared, and he had recalled the pain of being caught in a tree all morning a few months ago.

"Childe, do you want us to untie them?" Lee Hyo-deok hastened to remedy it.

“…… What Ben Gongzi asked was, where did the poop come from on their faces! Who smeared that thing?! I cocked my finger and pointed at the disgusting thing that the pig had on the ground and was not red or yellow.

"......" and the big inner secret agents were all dumbfounded, their faces were red and black, there were those with crooked mouths and slanted eyes, and there were even those who wanted to laugh with cracked teeth and mouths, Liu, the little white ranger called Liu, before I could raise my fingers, his eldest brother slapped him: "What are you laughing at!" Look for death. ”

Just after class, the instructor Qiu who walked to the door and wanted to come in to see the Tubo spies heard Ben Gongzi's roar, and was stunned to see the three Tubo spies on the ground with sad and indignant faces, and then said to Dao Ben Gongzi with great difficulty: "This is their custom, and they wipe it on their own." ”

"What?!" Scared that this son even took a few big steps back, selling cakes, Xiao said that he had to drink his own urine to exercise, today is good, look at a fresh, the ancient people of Tubo have begun to use rice fields to beautify themselves.

Li Xiaode finally reflected, and hurried to my side and said quickly and lowly: "Their faces are smeared with mud, which is the custom of Tibet, which has been known since ancient times. ”

“…… Why don't you report to me first! "I'm angry, I have seven tricks to smoke, damn, I made such a big ugly appearance in front of so many international friends, and now I have the heart to extinguish my mouth, and I want to throw all these big inner spies who are not things out of the wall." Since you're a spy, why are you throwing it at me? Pull me down, and one of them will give me twenty lashes before questioning. Give me all the whips! "The face is like a heavy jujube, the eyebrows are like a lying silkworm, very majestic, very murderous order. The vicious eyes swept over this group of internal secret agents, his face was hideous, and a gloomy death order came out between his teeth: "Dare to speak out and catch the Tubo spy in the theater, cut it in half!" ”

"No!!" Eighteen Ouchi secret agents, Instructor Qiu, Team Leader Li, and Captain Cai Wei hurriedly agreed loudly, looking very scared. Including the three Tibetan spies on the ground, their faces and mouths were already pale, much like the victims who were about to be burned at the stake.

"You can't beat us, we are good people in Tibet! ...... "The Tibetan detective led by him even dared to shout at me?"

"Okay, it's okay if you don't fight, Cai Nan, take them to a tour of the torture room, and then ......" muttered in Cai Nan's ear in a low voice, this thing let out a laugh or two from time to time, well, it cooperated very well, Cai Nan's already ugly face, the gloomy and cruel atmosphere was even stronger-

As soon as the three Tibetans opened their mouths and let out a scream, they were immediately blocked by this gang of villains with a cloth, and their eyes rolled white. Then the two of them carried out with a stick, as if they were going to the front line to comfort the ordinary people who were fighting on the front line.

Finally, there is no one, hurry up and pour the tea on the hand and pat the face, hot to the advantage, alas, our face still does not meet the standard of complete crossing, at most it can occasionally reach the temperature that covers the sun, there are still great shortcomings, and we have to make persistent efforts in the future.

Sitting on the couch, picking up the pen on the paper on the desk, I couldn't write anything for a long time, and my state was a little poor, all of which were angry with the damn Yoneda beauty method just now. Forget it, tomorrow I will think about the things for Uncle Li to build the military academy, fall on the couch, lean on the couch, think about the problem, and steal the first ...... of the floating life - ps: It's time, everyone slowly take a look. Well, at the beginning of the month, the Taoist brother who had a ticket threw all the tickets over, another day, Fang Er learned the Tubo beauty method, and then everyone introduced it.

(To be continued)