A strange fragrance hit, and one or two internal guards had loyal and brave expressions, but their noses shrugged and sucked, and they looked at me with very innocent eyes, forget it, just eat, anyway, you won't use poison to harm me, arched his hand at the Tibetan prime minister and said: "Then I should be respectful and obey." "Daxiang Lu Dongzan hurriedly got out of the way, and after inviting us to the table, he transferred a group of Tubo girls who were quite eye-catching to come to wait for wine and food, and retired first, it seems that he went to discuss with his subordinates, and if you like to discuss, you can discuss, anyway, Uncle Li has laid a bottom line for my son, don't worry.

Shake off the big arms and eat and drink hard, barley wine, and ** wine, a lot of strange food, but also quite fragrant, specially sent to me two Tubo girls are also human, the skin is wheat-colored, just like the international friends who often bask in the sun in later generations, the sun red on the cheeks is more lovely, however, none of them are as beautiful as my family's green butterflies, not to mention the palace maid sister, lamb and the seventh child of the Cheng family.

Therefore, this son can maintain the demeanor of a righteous gentleman and a general of the Celestial Empire, ignoring the two of them who are drinking and toasting beside me. It seems that the guards have also received the etiquette training of the righteous gentleman and the heavenly kingdom, although they occasionally tease the little sister of Tubo below, but on the whole, they still maintain the concept of being amorous but not obscene.

"Hehehe...... The minister has seen the pony-sama. Don't know what to like? "Daxiang Lu Dongzan finally appeared when I hit the third full, and the smile on his face seemed to be strong." Very good, please take a seat. I wonder if I have ever negotiated the result? He got up and bowed to Lu Dongzan and asked him to sit on the empty desk beside him.

When Lu Dongzan sat down, his face was embarrassed: "The benevolence of His Majesty the Emperor of the Heavenly Empire makes us grateful, but ......" Lu Dongzan looked left and right, as a difficult situation.

"It's okay, these are His Majesty's guards in front of him, but it's okay to say it, besides, there is nothing between me and Lu Xiang that can't be heard, right?" Want me to drive people away? No way, no matter how muddy we are, we are not fools, and we will be called in collusion with foreign ministers, so what is it?

"Hehehe, where is it, but the minister thinks that this matter has a lot to do with it, although the old man is the prime minister of Tibet, he ...... The right to make decisions is in the hands of my lord, and besides, there are few weak people in my Tubo country, and the products are not very rich...... "Calling Qu and shouting poor, pointing to the sky and the earth, the tone is sad, and the Tubo is described as a barren wilderness with only a piece of tiles and a piece of leaves to cover the clothes, and all the Tubo people are still below the poverty line, well, according to this old guy's performance ability, it should be that the toiling people of Tubo are living on the death line, and they will be taken away by wild wolves at any time, and they will dig the bark of wild vegetables and trees all day to satisfy their hunger. The two of them looked at the master of art in a daze and made a vivid accusation of blood and tears, and with a good conscience, it doesn't matter if the expression of the old performing artist was sad and happy, I haven't seen such a professional actor for a long time, pick up a bamboo chopstick, two fingers, a song and a tick, as a toothpick, and talk in the mouth, the expression is also very rich with the performance of the Tubo Daxiang and sadness and joy, as the saying goes, it is a madman who acts, and a fool who watches a play? Well, nerd, let's pretend to be a nerd this time and see if you can win the Oscar for Best Show? The old guy's voice formed a unique rhythm, a very magical rhythm, and the sight of the young man became more and more hazy...... "...... Pony, pony?! "Who called me? I don't know if it's immoral to disturb someone to take a nap after a meal? smashed the fire in his hazy eyes: "What are you doing?" The person pushing me asked unhappily.

"Are you asleep?! ......" Lu Dongzan, who had a black line, had a strange expression on his face, as if he was about to cry, and he was very sad and angry. A pair of Ouchi secret agents glared at Honkomi with strange expressions, and felt sincere admiration for their ambassador to sleep in front of such a talented performing artist? ――

Only then did I realize that we were doing business for the country and the people, and we wanted to negotiate compensation with this old guy, fuck, it was too much of a loss of national body, in case Lu Xiangye felt that he was insulted physically and mentally, so he simply twisted his ass and returned to Tubo to attack the country's soldiers? This son is not afraid that his Tubo Shengfan will come to beat our Tang Dynasty, which is no different from meat buns and dogs, but I am worried that if these big internal guards make a small report in front of Uncle Li, we will not be surprised if Uncle Li hangs on the gatehouse and waits for the New Year.

"Think...... Yes, this colt is thinking about an extremely serious matter that is closely related to you and me. "On the platform, we haven't thought of what we want to say yet. Sure enough, Lu Dongzan, a famous performing artist who stood in front of me in a daze, with foaming at the mouth and was stunned by my words, stood up, and showed an empathetic expression to this slightly obscene old guy, and sighed very seriously: "This horse just thinks that your life in Tubo is too miserable, and you have not eaten the last meal, it is really ...... It's hard! ”

sighed, quickly stood up, and by patting the shoulder of the Tubo minister who was staring at me with a very good expression, he stretched a big lazy waist, raised his eyes to look at the sky, tsk, this thing can really be said, I am afraid that the kung fu on the mouth is about to catch up with me.

As soon as Lu Dongzan heard the same ** color in my words, his stunned face disappeared instantly, and it was replaced by a sad and sad face: "The horse is really a merciful and benevolent handsome, and the minister wants to ask the prince to understand the minister's difficulties, if these objects can be reduced by a ......."

"Actually, it's not that the horse is unwilling to reduce slightly, alas, we also have difficulties in the Tang Dynasty, our emperor, but the king of the world, Wen Taowu is all fine, think about the year, the former dynasty [***] ......" from admiring Uncle Li, the head of the Tang Dynasty imperialism, from the beginning of the martial arts, and from the Li family's army to the Turks, in short, a long history book surged out of my mouth, a large internal guard could not support it, kneeling and sitting in a straight posture naturally has long been unable to maintain, one or two are crooked, there are signs of sleep, Some simply lay on the table and counted the amount of their leg hair. As for the audience in front of me, Tubo Daxiang, this performing artist has lost the ability to continue performing, his expression is stiff, his eyes are straight, and he has lost his previous smart triangular eyes like a dead fish with a white belly.

His mouth was too dry, so he picked up a glass of barley wine and poured it, and when he was about to continue, the Tubo minister hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him: "Lord Pony, please listen to the minister first." This person was afraid that I would rob him of his words again, and he spoke quickly and quickly: "I hope that the horse can understand the difficulties of the whole country in Tibet, and it is better to reduce the amount of compensation. ”

"Huh? Well, huh? It's getting late, how about we talk about it tomorrow? Lu Xiangqi didn't have such an expression, it was not that I didn't want to discuss with Lu Xiang, but that I ...... this horse and "leaned in front of this old guy's ear: "This prince also has to return Lu Xiang's sincerity to my emperor first?" ”

"But ......" Lu Dongzan still wanted to say something, "Lu Xiang rest assured, Ming said, the envoy will definitely come to visit, and when the time comes, he will learn from Lu Xiang again, and look at Lu Xiang, well, these barley wine is not bad, I don't know if Lu Xiang is?" Hey, hey, hey......" touched his slippery chin and squeezed his eyes at this Tubo minister, the second most powerful person in Tubo.

"Come on, don't you give the treasured barley wine to the horse and the officials of the Heavenly Dynasty." Lu Dongzan's expression was very strange, and there were signs of twitching at the corners of his mouth, which was a bit of a forced smile.

Sitting proudly on our BMW, hanging a large jar of barley wine on the horse's buttocks, and then go home to taste it for the family.

"Pony, it's not appropriate for us to do this, right?" Zhang Feng, the head of the guard who followed me, pulled the horse's head over a little, leaned up to me and whispered-

"What's inappropriate?" I asked leisurely.

"Your Majesty asked us to talk to the Tubo people about compensation, but you ......"

"What's the hurry, what do you think the negotiation is, and if you don't agree with each other, you can't use the knife? If that Lu Dongzan does this, he is not Lu Dongzan who died in the countryside, cough cough...... Can he still climb to the position of the great minister of Tibet under one person, ten thousand people? He showed a confident smile towards Zhang Feng: "Besides, Heqin is their own mention of the Tubo people, and now they have sent a courtier who is dissatisfied with my Datang to our land to call blindly, what do you think of our Datang?" In terms of the combat effectiveness of the army, they are not our opponents, that is, they take advantage of the terrain to bully us that Datang cannot adapt to the plateau climate...... Hmph, they are now bent on getting along with my Datang and settling the internal contradictions, but on that plateau, it is not their family who is in charge...... If they don't form an alliance with our Datang, how can they have the strength to deal with the internal power struggle, and what energy do they have to fight against their old enemy, the Xiangxiong Kingdom? "Zhang Feng is not a fool, who can follow Uncle Li as a guard, which one doesn't have a good brain?

(To be continued)