Chapter 243 If you don't get drunk when you drink, you don't call a man, and if you drink it, you get drunk without a handle
This son is called every day is not spiritual, and the earth is not right, this time Cheng Luanluan, who was originally ashamed of Dada, became generous, threw me a helpless look, and looked at the excitement with a smile. Looking at the same obscene face, the hideous smiling face gradually surrounded, I want to cry! Fuck, I'm busy picking up girls, I didn't expect this old killer to come home at any time. It seems that picking up girls has to pay a considerable price, especially for beauties, and the price is even greater!
"Virtuous son-in-law, what's wrong, look at your sad bear-like face, isn't this girl in my family bullying you?" Uncle Cheng was very concerned and smashed it over.
"Daddy!" Cheng Luanluan called out very ashamedly, and Uncle Cheng hurriedly showed a kind smile: "Girl, isn't Dad joking with you?" Hehe. β
"No, no, the son-in-law is a surprise, I didn't expect to meet your father-in-law, you and you, well, hello uncles, my son-in-law has seen my father-in-law." What to do, in the hands of this old guy, it is lucky not to be able to shed the skin.
"Hehehe, he is worthy of being the son-in-law of our old Cheng family, he is knowledgeable, good! Today, children, let people put the family banquet on the table, the old man wants to get drunk with his virtuous son-in-law, wahahaha...... "Uncle Cheng dragged me to the house very proudly, and a group of uncles and brothers promised loudly...... I stumbled with Uncle Cheng into the front hall, listening to Uncle Cheng's words, really, children? No matter how it sounds, it feels like going up to a cottage cave. No way!
Since it's a family banquet, you shouldn't pour wine, even if you want to pour wine, you have to drink it all the time, but Uncle Cheng put all the three pulp on the table, which made my son's eyes green. "Virtuous son-in-law, if I don't see you today, the old man will also come to your house to pull you out." Uncle Cheng tilted his head, banged, and the glass of wine was gone, stroking the beard on that face and squeezing his eyes at me.
"Huh? Son-in-law, what has the son-in-law done, let your father-in-law ......"
"Good sister-in-law, today my brother followed my father to your military academy, I don't know, alas, how can my sister-in-law be like this?" Cheng Chuliang seemed to be very dissatisfied with my actions.
"Little brother doesn't seem to be doing anything, right?" It's not the home field, half a dozen muscular men plus a super nuclear warhead, this kind of battle doesn't need to be thought about to know that it is a loss, we have to ask when we offended these people, at least surrender can always lose half, right? Cheng Luanluan sat on the side, but looking at her like that, she didn't mean to help at all, she looked at my liveliness with great interest, this stinky girl, she has to train well in the future, since she is our family, she has to plan for her Langjun, at least she has to block the wine for us.
"You kid, why don't you talk to the old man about those methods of military training." Uncle Cheng was very indignant and toasted again. "That's it, this method of training, at the beginning, my brother I thought it was just a bluffing posture, but the more I looked at it, the more I felt that something was wrong, and now I specially invited my father to go and watch together, so that I know my sister-in-law's means, good means." Cheng Chuliang's eyes lit up, and he didn't care if the cup in front of me had been drunk or not, he picked it up and drank it all.
"I said second uncle, you also know, junior brother, I didn't make this out blindly? Not to mention that your uncles couldn't see it at the time, even I, the legal person who played this military training, was also nervous, where did I dare to show it. "Hurry up and explain, nonsense, this thing, something more than a thousand years later, if you know that it is not suitable for the ancient soldiers, it is a mule or a horse, you have to pull it out and slip it, what we say is not crooked.
"Well, in this case, it's also your fault, the old man punished himself with three cups." Uncle Cheng was sneering, and he had three glasses of wine, his old face was getting more and more ruddy, his eyes were still bright, and he had free time to squeeze out a hideous smile at me, I was trembling when I saw it, Uncle Cheng had drunk more than 20 glasses now, without a trace of drunkenness, it was simply using three pulp as juice.
"Sister-in-law, come, sit down, no matter what, we're all a family, right?" Cheng Chuliang said with a smile. As soon as this sentence came out, it aroused the approval of a group of uncles and brothers. Seven pairs, as well as Cheng Luanluan, a total of eight pairs of eyes stared at me in unison, as if waiting for me to open my mouth.
"That's, that's, if my uncle has something to say, my younger brother should do his best and never shirk." hurriedly patted his chest to show his attitude, and finally won the praise of his uncle and the enthusiasm of Uncle Cheng.
"Okay, in that case, why don't you give your sister-in-law a drink?" Uncle Cheng was very happy. "Dad, Brother Jun has drunk a lot, and if you do this, you and your brothers will not be drunk." Cheng Luanluan finally has a little conscience and knows to speak for me-
"What's there, girl, you don't understand, big man, if you don't get drunk when you drink, then you won't be called a man. Get drunk as soon as you drink it, that's not a thing with a handle, I want your father and me to ...... back then" Uncle Cheng was very kind to instill crooked reasoning and heresy in his daughter, which made Cheng Luanluan blush with shame and anger. And I, the second man of Fangfu, surrounded by half a dozen youth version of Uncle Cheng, had to fall down heroically, only remembering that the last glass of wine didn't seem to be poured into my mouth...... Faintly, I felt a trace of coolness moving around my head and cheeks, and when I became a little conscious, I felt as if someone had inserted a dozen needles in my head, and I opened my eyes with a moan, and it was the charming palace maid sister who was holding a hot and humid towel in her hand and wanted to wipe it on my forehead. "You're finally awake." When the palace maid sister saw me open her eyes, the gloomy clouds covering her brows finally dispersed, and a smile bloomed on her pretty face.
"Am I at home?" When I saw the palace maid's sister, I looked left and right, and the familiar bed, the familiar sword and armor were hanging well on the opposite side of the bed. I just breathed a sigh of relief, finally drunk in Chengfu for the first time, waking up in my own home, this feeling, like crawling back to heaven from hell, my heart is so happy that I want to sing.
took the towel handed by the palace maid's sister, took a sip of this beautiful girl, and wiped her face happily in her strange voice, and the headache seemed to dissipate a lot with the change of mood.
"It was Mrs. Cheng who asked the second young master of the Cheng family and Fang Cheng to send you back, and so did the son, every time he went out to a banquet, when he came back, he was drunk." The palace maid took the towel and threw it into the basin very distressed, helped me lie down, and pressed my forehead for me.
"Alas! There's no way, whoever makes this son make friends are all fox friends and dog friends, as the saying goes, people are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be knifed, and they are used to it...... "It's very emotional, move your head, and the thighs of our palace maid are comfortable, which is much more comfortable than a pillow." Fox friends and dog friends, well, this adjective only dares to take it out in front of the palace maid sister and the green butterfly, none of the people who pour this son's wine I can afford to provoke, and I don't know who this son owes in his last life, Uncle Li, Uncle Cheng, Li Ke, Cheng Chuliang, all of them are a bunch of evil goods, but, I still have some complacency, all the people who poured our wine are senior cadres, heads and brains, the most inferior Cheng Chuliang is also a four-grade military attachΓ©, the son-in-law of the national leader, put it to future generations, I'm afraid it has to be a military commander or something, in short, It's all very hanging cows.
Hearing this, the palace maid sister shook her head with a smile: "Where did the prince hear this common saying, but there is some truth in it, that is, it is a little ugly." β
After laughing with the palace maid's sister, the green butterfly also appeared, carrying a blue in her hand, and as soon as she entered the door, she jumped over happily: "Young master, you can wake up, if you don't wake up again, your head will have to fall." β
"Young master, this fruit is fresh, the green butterfly has been washed, taste some, you have been drunk for a night, eat this thing to clear your stomach." Green Butterfly picked up the fruit and handed it to my mouth, opened a big mouth, and bit half: "Well, crispy and sweet, alas, you two still care about me." β
"Childe's words are so unreasonable, but you are me and Green Butterfly, but our Lang Jun," the palace maid sister said half of her words, swept a glance at the green butterfly with clouds floating on her face, and continued: "I don't care about you, do you still care about outsiders?" β
"Well, this is reasonable, Zhao'er, call Lang Jun to listen?" Quietly stretched out her hand and probed to the place where the green butterfly couldn't see, the palace maid's sister's upturned buttocks felt good, hehehe.
"Childe......" The palace maid sister trembled slightly, her face turned red, and her watery eyes glared at me with shame. What are you afraid of, you both have to scream, green butterflies are not allowed to run! Stretched out his hand and grabbed the little Lori and dragged it into his arms: "Little Green Butterfly, call Lang Jun to listen?" β
"......," the green butterfly pouted and moved. Can't hear me, be good, be louder, no one will laugh at you. "This little beauty's shy appearance is really lovely, and her face is like that tender peach, and she can't wait to take a bite.
"Lang, Lang-kun." The green butterfly bit her ruddy lips, and it took a long time to hold back such a sentence, and my son responded very proudly, but the little girl was shy, and drilled her elbow again.
Twisting his face, he was facing the beautiful face of the female sister of the palace who was still ashamed, "What's the matter, the little girl has shouted, you are a sister, if you don't make a show, this son can want, hehehehe......"
Maybe it was because Ben Gongzi's smile was too evil, or maybe the courage of the green butterfly inspired the palace maid sister, who was already very timid, twisted slightly, and said in a greasy voice: "Concubine to meet Lang Jun, are you satisfied now?" The soft voice seemed to be wrapped in honey, and the eyes overflowing with watery tenderness fell on my face, which was really seductive, and this son came to an air raid and pecked lightly on the plump and soft lips of the palace maid's sister. The palace maid couldn't avoid it, so she had to lower her eyes shyly, and let us suck the sweet juice and clove tongue wantonly......
(To be continued)