"Subordinate, subordinate obey, but my lord, don't you think so," Li Xiaode blushed and gestured indiscriminately: "Go to find the ** livestock with sores on it, how can there be?" ”

"Nonsense, I want to know where it is, and why should I let you go and find it?" He raised his finger and pointed at these senior cadres with black lines on their faces: "In the whole Chang'an City, the cows, horses, sheep, and dogs of every family, let me find them, of course, there will be no official documents and orders for all actions." You can only act cheaply! "We finally got this from Uncle Li's mouth, and now it's time to learn and put it into practice.

"Isn't it?!" A group of people in the room looked at each other and said in unison.

"I said Master Fang, my son-in-law, alas, there is no official document, so how can you let us investigate, we can't force our houses, right?" Qiu Danmo, the old pervert, walked in front of me, looking at me with a very resentful look. The eyes of the senior cadres of the Concert Academy are like resentful women who have been widowed for decades.

"It's my business, figure it out by yourself, and there is one more thing you have to keep in mind......" Throwing this old man a roll of the eyes, he put his hands behind his back, took a square step, and said very majestically and solemnly: "Your Majesty has given us this serious and arduous task, don't laugh, who dares to laugh again, believe it or not, I threw him on the ridge of the house to bask in the moon, give me a serious place!" Liu Yufei, if you grin again, believe it or not, I will sew the thread for you in a while! That's pretty much it. Anyway, use your respective tricks, climb over the wall in the middle of the night, rob in masks, set up white wolves, pretend to be magic sticks, and pretend to be veterinarians...... In a word, Your Majesty has entrusted us with such a heavy trust, we must do our best, be perfect, have the conditions, and create the conditions if there are no conditions, in order to live up to Your Majesty's high expectations, in order to find the ** abscessed livestock, we will not give up until we achieve our goal. ”

Glancing at these guys, he cleared his throat: "Remember, if someone is caught in the barn and your identity is exposed......" I grimaced, revealing a mouthful of cold teeth, and laughed a few times, until these people showed fear, I gritted my teeth and whispered: "Fang will never admit that I have subordinates who have a habit of peeping at the lower bodies of animals in the Tang Dynasty!" Do you get it? ”

"No! Childe rest assured, if that's the case, the lower official will wipe his neck directly, how can he still have the face to admit that he is a person! Cai Nan took the order with a resentful face. It seems that he said what everyone was thinking.

"Well, we should have such a determination, we can really do a great job, and there is another point, this matter only comes out of my mouth, into the ears of you and others, if Fang Mou hears a subordinate who says crazy words that His Majesty has a life, when the time comes, I am afraid that I will not clean you up, and Your Majesty will let you ......go."

"That's for sure, who dares to say, by the way, my lord, but we have to find a reason, there is no reason, how can they do this work?" Qiu Danmo, this old boy, really gave me a problem.

Touching his chin and looking at the beams, this, yes. "Otherwise, it will be regarded as an exam, and those with excellent grades will be promoted to the next level, and a few of you will give me a stricter treatment, if anyone does not contribute to the work, it will be directly handed over to Qiu Lao to deal with, so that they can taste the taste of hard torture. Okay, now the reason is also given to you, don't go quickly, still grinding in front of me! ”――

"Did you hear that? It's not been peaceful in the city lately. "Aunt A in the neighborhood is mysterious.

"Yes, there were thieves all night, and in one night, my family got up several times, but they couldn't catch anyone, and the livestock shed was like a haunted ghost, and I was shocked all night." Aunt Neighbor B looked left and right, and said even more weirdly.

"That's not a ghost, tell you, it's a flower thief." Neighborhood butcher A patted the meat on the board, which was very authentic.

"Fart! Picking flowers and picking livestock sheds? Are your animals more handsome than people? The disdainful eyes of the neighbors who sold meat caused the gossip people on the side to grin and laugh down.

"How do I know, anyway, that night I got up to relieve myself, I didn't want to, I saw a figure, sneaky, I thought it was a thief, so I followed him, who would think, he drilled into my livestock shed, lit a fire, squatted in my old cow's ass, I don't know what bad things to do, if it weren't for the old man shouting in time, alas...... Evil! ”

"......" I was speechless, sweating like rain and pretending to be a decent gentleman passing by. This incident not only alarmed all the birds and beasts in Chang'an City, but even Jing Zhaoyin was also alarmed, and he was very afraid of a large number of strange thieves who haunted the livestock sheds of various households in the dead of night. Hurry up to report the news, and then the court shook, Uncle Li made a righteous and solemn resignation, and made a criticism of this kind of behavior of scratching the people, and made the highest instructions, and treated this matter as a big case to handle, strictly ordered Jing Zhaoyin not to startle the snake, to put a long line to hang the big fish, and then, catch me into the palace, split my head and cover my face is a stinking scolding, saying that my subordinates are too bad, and threaten me, saying that if you can't find ** sore cattle within three days, you will hang me in the city gate building to dry the clouds, in short, Beat me up hard.

Ben Gongzi was ashamed and angry, and immediately killed back to the concert hall, and also sprayed the saliva of the cadres of the concert hall, threatening that after three days, there will be no one, well, pox cow or pox dog, pox sheep or something, let them all go to the upstairs, and accompany me, the head of the Jinju Academy, to the city gate building to accompany them.

As soon as the death order was given, the entire Chang'an City was even more chickens and dogs...... "Strange thing, why is the city so unpeaceful these days?" The old man was soaking tea after the meal, and he frowned very worriedly. Yes, the concubine also heard that many families had suffered from the disaster, and at night, they quickly locked the door and turned off the lights, and they didn't dare to open the door even if the animals were screaming, but the next morning, there was nothing missing, even if it was a little chicken. "My mother also felt the same way. The eldest brother and sister-in-law also looked worried. I tried my best to keep my expression serious, my stomach was almost knotted, and my face was red. When I returned to my own room, I laughed so much that I almost couldn't catch it in one breath, and I almost crossed it again. The two girls were so scared that they were anxious like something, and I was embarrassed to say that I was killed by this matter, so I could only divert their attention by talking nonsense.

I drank too much water at night, decided to get up at night, put on a single coat and walked to the thatched house, shivered after a relaxed finish, and was about to go back to the house, when I looked up to see a bright moon, the soft and domineering moonlight covered up a lot of stars in the sky. Only then did I think of the colleagues who did their best to insult the animals in the middle of the night, and this son, as the initiator of this disgusting movement, also had to do his duty, turned around and walked out of the small courtyard, and quietly walked towards his own livestock shed. Let's go and see if there are any abscesses on the livestock at home.

Hey? There seems to be someone in the barn? I bent my waist, reached out and touched a stone from the ground, and quietly touched it, which Xiaobai, who was bold enough, actually rushed to the prime minister's mansion.

The other party didn't seem to find my whereabouts, and I didn't know what to mutter in the livestock shed, and then I tinkered blindly for a while, ignited the fire, and squatted down near my BMW's buttocks. "It turned out to be a ranger under Liu Jiaming, and now a secret agent of the Jinju Academy. The ancestors, you are a plank, and you have come to my house to visit the cattle and play hooligans?

"What?!" The merchantman shuddered, and the fire fold in his hand fell directly to the ground.

"Ah, Lord Fang, why are you, you also come out for the exam?" Is this guy teased by rusty head, and he still has the heart to ask, and finally resisted the urge to kick this Xiaobai, gritting his teeth: "Be quiet, you stupid, why did you come to my house." ”

"This, this is the Lord's House? It's really," He Aoba cried with a sad face, and walked out and saluted me very ashamedly: "Forgive the little rudeness, the small one came in directly from this back wall, I didn't pay attention, my lord, you have a lot, spare the little one this time." ”――

"Don't give me nonsense, I don't know how to speak quietly? If you don't get out of here, don't go, believe it or not, I'll kick you! "Ancestors, you are a stiff person, you are so angry, other people's families are not at peace, and now even my family is making such a.

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, let's ......go, let's go" rushed to the backyard wall in three or five steps, twisted and twisted to take advantage of the momentum to move upward, arched the long prepared sling rope and climbed out smoothly, good skills, skilled hands in robbing houses, no wonder, it is really rare for someone in Chang'an City to hold this group of elites, no matter what, this is also a test of their ability to exercise...... "Alas, nerve-wracking." I couldn't help but sigh, yes, another day has passed, there are still two days to go, and when the time comes, what if I can't pay the errand? Although he had ordered people to search not only in the city, but also in the villages outside the city, many people had been dispatched, but there was no news yet.

The troubles in my mind, I was shaking my head, I felt a chill on my back, accompanied by a gust of wind, a hehehe

"Father, Father, what are you doing here at night?" Pulling out the cold in his heart, trembling and laughing, looking around to check the way out, God knows how long the old man has been squatting here, looking at this posture, tonight this excellent young man is going to go to the house again

(To be continued)