Chapter 299: Watching My Son-in-law Stay Alive?
"Hehehe, Lone first congratulates my sister on finding a good husband...... "Brother Prince, Li Chengqian, picked up Li Shu with a smile, and turned his eyes to look at me, I could clearly see the resentment in Brother Prince's eyes was instantly covered by a kind gaze.
"Wechen has seen His Royal Highness the Prince."
"Don't say that, you are my sister-in-law, just call me big brother with her, then it's just for the royal prestige, and I hope that Sister Shumei and sister-in-law Mo Che are worried about it......"
After a few humble words with this prince brother, he walked over to Uncle Li, who was already sitting on the chair grinding his buttocks.
"My daughter has seen her father." Li Shu, who had already pulled up the women's bun, showed a happy smile, and Ying Ying bowed down to Uncle Li. I also hurriedly knelt down and made a five-body throw: "The little son-in-law Fang Jun has seen his father-in-law!" ”
"Okay, okay, get up, girl, did this stinky boy bully you?" After Uncle Li bowed to us three times, he hurriedly came over to help Li Shu, looked at his daughter with red eyes, and said distressedly.
It's okay not to ask, this question made Li Shu, who was a first-time wife, turn into a big red face, and his watery eyes turned sideways and knelt on the ground to look at me happily, and he paused slightly: "Dad, what are you asking, do you want to shame your daughter......" flew away and threw herself into a group of sisters who were waiting on the side early and laughing.
Uncle Li also seemed to have noticed the language problem of his questioning, he was a little embarrassed, his face was red, very red, and he stared at me with a face like a heavy jujube and a silkworm. Damn, it's my, what kind of person, can't you use this son as a punching bag?
"Son-in-law, please get up!" Uncle Li helped me up, Li Shuzheng and a group of princesses didn't know what to say over there, anyway, they were laughing together, and Li Shu's anger and shame screams were endless, it seemed that he must be asking what Li Shu did last night.
Li Shu happened to meet my gaze, glared at me angrily, and then returned with a sweet smile, this girl will really tickle people's hearts.
"Fang Jun! Don't twist your head again, believe it or not, the old man will do it himself! Uncle Li's angry shouts in my ears frightened me, and I hurried to face Uncle Li.
"Treat my daughter well, the prince has a long-standing grudge with your family, alas......" Uncle Li's voice was very soft, just out of his mouth and into my ears, I quickly replied: "Father-in-law, please be relieved, the son-in-law will naturally not get along with His Royal Highness the Prince." I forgot about it. As he spoke, he continued to gesture his middle finger in the direction of the prince with contempt.
"Your Majesty, Cheng Zhijie has something to meet Your Majesty......" At this moment, a eunuch walked in quickly outside the door and said to Uncle Li.
"Oh? What is the old man doing again? Uncle Li's face suddenly fell. Originally, everyone in the hall paused and laughed and looked this way.
"That's it, I'll see him today, so as not to go to court again for family matters." Uncle Li frowned and said, Seeing the eunuch go out, Uncle Li glanced at me from the corner of his eye, let's bury our heads and see what I do? I didn't instigate that old fellow to come.
"Lao Cheng knocked on His Majesty, and he still looked, huh? Okay, the virtuous son-in-law is a young descendant, when will you marry my daughter, don't hide! "Uncle Cheng didn't have a good thing as soon as he came in, he grabbed me in three or five steps, and his hideous old face pushed me forward, and between the opening and closing of his big mouth, the big teeth were shining.
"The son-in-law didn't hide, I saw my father-in-law." In desperation, he had to pause, crying and saluting the old scumbag.
"What kind of body is noisy, sit down first," Uncle Li stood next to me with a straight face and said, then sat down separately, served tea, Li Shu and the others looked curiously at the other end of the hall, and the prince and brother waited for the adult princes to sit down, and Li Zhi and the others squatted behind.
"What is the matter with Cheng Qing's family?" Uncle Li picked up the teacup, motioned for everyone to taste it, and then asked Uncle Cheng, who was sitting there scratching his ears and cheeks, and seemed to be unable to hold back.
Uncle Cheng listened to Uncle Li's words, and suddenly jumped up, and his rough voice buzzed in the hall: "Your Majesty, your daughter is married, and my daughter's daughter should also be married." I can't let the daughter of the old Cheng family just watch her son-in-law dangling in front of me and be widowed......"
I only swallowed half of the tea and choked it out, and for a while, the hall was full of mist, and the prince raised his fingers one by two and trembled, many people choked and coughed, and Uncle Li's face was almost purple.
Uncle Cheng had a scoundrel face: "Your Majesty, you have to give a letter, otherwise my daughter won't be able to think about it......" The old man's scumbag mouthed nonsense, making people want to think about it, one and two looked at this legendary figure with dark faces, it was too legendary.
"Enough! Old horseman, did you come here to find me trouble? "Uncle Li was so angry, seeing this scene, a large number of princes hurriedly rushed forward and comforted them. Seeing this situation, he couldn't eat the family banquet, Uncle Li was quite calm, stood up and waved his hand at me: "You and my daughter go back first, and when I clean up this old horseman, I will make a plan for another time." Uncle Li puffed out his cheeks and glared at the old scoundrel who came to the door viciously, and the posture was as if he was going to fight.
"Alas! The son-in-law and the son-in-law said goodbye to the two fathers-in-law first...... "Tremblingly, I said goodbye to these two old men whom I can't provoke."
"Well, go quickly, I have a big matter to discuss with Your Majesty, don't forget the virtuous son-in-law, don't forget it, dare not marry my daughter, be careful that the old man will make you inhumane!" Uncle Cheng's words were obviously threatening, and he squeaked at me with his eyes bared his snow teeth. I also puffed out my pectoral muscles very proudly. Li Shu, a young wife who is so strong and short-sighted, didn't dare to talk to this old scumbag, everyone knew that this Uncle Cheng was as invincible as his face. Datang is afraid that there is only this number, the absolute best.
Embarrassed, I hurriedly pulled Li Shu out of the hall as if fleeing, and I could still hear the noise between Uncle Cheng and Uncle Li from a distance, and admired Uncle Li's belly, family affairs and state affairs, individuals and countries are never mixed, I think Uncle Li thinks that he can defeat Uncle Cheng from the lip service in order for him to achieve great achievements.
"Your father and Uncle Cheng won't fight, right?" Along the way, I asked Li Shu, who was blushing on the side, with palpitations.
"It shouldn't be, anyway, Uncle Cheng often quarrels with my father, I often saw him when I was a child, and I don't know what's going on, but if there is a minister who says that Uncle Cheng is disrespectful to my father, but no one can end up well......" Li Shu replied, and glanced at me coquettishly, well, the position of the look is wrong, Uncle Cheng's threat really makes my scalp tingle, and I almost want to go straight to the house to beat the crotch of iron pants and protect it first.
"Look at what!" Glaring at this chick, this girl must have remembered Uncle Cheng's old scumbag's nonsense, her eyes were bent charmingly, her nose was wrinkled, she quickly shook her head, and laughed there vigorously, and the flowers and branches trembled so much that she almost couldn't take a step.
"Sister Shu, if you laugh again, believe it or not, my husband asked you to study with me tonight?!" Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one left and right, he smiled at this girl, showing a mouthful of snow-white teeth. was so startled that Li Shu let out a low sigh, lifted the corner of his skirt and blushed and rushed forward...... Sent Li Shu back to Princess Gaoyang's mansion, Li Shu's nurse Zheng came over again, saying that the concubine could not stay in the princess's mansion for a long time, very curious, and wanted to ask clearly, the family of the family came to the door, and today's house banquet has been put on the table, waiting for my concubine to go back, Li Shu seems to be indeed incapacitated, plus the nurse said vigorously on the side that she wanted to recuperate, forget it, comforted Li Shu, and went back to the house first.
Returned to the lively and festive house, a dry friend had been waiting in the back hall for a long time, just entered the door, poured three glasses of wine, and had not had time to carry the chopsticks, the housekeeper Uncle Shen came to report, now the time for the banquet has not arrived, let me go to the door to pick up the guests first, I am very fortunate to escape the pursuit of this scum, pat my chest and keep it for a while, I will come back and fight with your brothers in a battle to the death, and finally get rid of it, with a new crown belt, standing at the door of the house like a person waiting for the guests to come to the door-
Hundreds of officials in the court, we all have to express our gratitude if we know or not, one by two in front of me pretending to pat me on the shoulder, made a comment on my demeanor, Kong Yingda Kong also came, standing in front of me first to Confucius said sage cloud, and then very patiently a human road, listening to my face of black lines, almost want to throw over the big ear brackets, this old guy is clearly here to find ballast. The guest officials in the back had to wait helplessly for this Confucian master, expecting him to finish spitting earlier.
Finally sent away this uncle whose saliva is equal to half of his weight, and a vote of the prince immediately appeared at the mouth of the alley, a rare scene, I believe that now a basin of foot washing water is splashed over, and you can go to three or five princes at will, very strange thoughts, it is very likely that the prince has seen too much, and I always feel that there is no excitement and freshness, but it is better to have a vote of beauty and feast your eyes. Thinking so, I still walked forward with a smile on my face.
(To be continued)