Chapter 314 Marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog
"Dad, what should I do?" I was very worried, for fear that Uncle Li would be angry, so I hurried to find the old man to get an idea before leaving.
The old man stroked his beard for a long time, rolled his eyes and said, "You ask the old man, who does the old man ask?" Are you afraid of it, if you have the courage to marry, but you don't have the courage to be scolded? "The old man's words are not authentic at all, he is still my father.
"Master, what are you talking about, our Jun'er can marry the princess, and now marry the granddaughter of the Qinghe Cui family, those sub-families, I think I also want to compete with the emperor secretly in this matter, poor our Jun'er has become the main ...... who is angry at both ends" is still my mother who loves me, holding hands and whispering to try to be as obedient as possible in front of Uncle Li, not to talk back or anything.
The old man was also fierce, but in fact, he was frowning and thinking hard, groaning for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said seriously: "This matter, hmm!" Otherwise, Jun'er, let your daughter-in-law accompany you, and it will be a few days since you marry our family, and you should go to the palace to meet her father, so that her father and daughter can also talk well. I clearly saw a wicked smile on the corner of the old man's mouth.
"Master, the emperor is the right one for our handsome to enter the palace, how can you put your daughter-in-law too," the mother suddenly stopped halfway through her words, and struck with her palms, with a happy face: "Yes, in this way, the emperor can't erase this face if he wants to come." Master, you are really powerful, there are many more curves in your stomach than in the body of a concubine...... "The old man who praised the mother was vigorously holding a folding fan and posing there, looking very calculating.
Zhao Kun was quite considerate of us, so he waited until I pulled the inexplicable Li Shu into the carriage, and then he took the horse and walked in front of the palace and headed towards the palace.
"Toshiro, what are you doing here? My dad asked you to play it right, but he didn't ask me to play it right. Li Shu was very curious, and asked me all the questions.
"Don't you want to meet your father? I'm afraid you haven't been to the palace to see Your Majesty for a while, right? "I said nonsense, no matter what, we have to bring this shield into the palace.
Li Shu said angrily: "What are you, I just entered the palace the day before yesterday and talked with my father for an afternoon, shouldn't Junlang offend my father and want the concubine to talk about it?" "This pretty girl is smart enough, and with a flick of her eyes, she figured out the joints.
"What are these words?!" I said indignantly: "My son is loyal to the country, dedicated to the people, and overcomes thorns and thorns...... Don't laugh! In a word, you and I are selfless for the country and the people, huh? Whoever spit up outside ......"
Li Shu laughed so hard in my arms that he was about to twitch, holding his stomach and twisting in my arms, like a beautiful snake that had been hit by a demon, as if he was almost out of breath: "My good Langjun, don't be funny, oops, my stomach can't stand it!" ”
This stinky girl, how can it be reasonable, in family law!
After a fragrant beating, well, in short, a very fragrant beating, "Do you still laugh at your husband?!" His eyes widened, he gasped, and glared viciously at the pretty girl who was so soft that she almost turned into water.
"Concubine, how dare a concubine laugh at you!" replied softly, and the two charming eyes were watery.
----------------------------------------------------------- "It's good to know!" As the saying goes, marrying a chicken with a chicken, marrying a dog with a dog, it is difficult for a husband, how can a wife who has knot hair sit back and ignore it? ”
Li Shu's arm was strangled to my neck like a water snake, and his plump lips exhaled in my ear: "The handsome man married by Sister Shu can't be compared to a chicken and a dog, how can you also be a celebrity in my Tang Dynasty." Li Shu's sycophancy made me turn my anger into joy: "Hey, hey, hey...... Sister Shu's words are reasonable. ”
Li Shu's little tongue didn't know when it moved in my ears, and the coquettish voice wandered in my mind: "The concubine is Langjun's person, naturally it is with Langjun, where do you go, the concubine body has been with the ...... all her life"
"Sister Shu, she deserves to be a lovely person for her husband." The two of them talked wildly in the carriage, and the small movements continued, but it was a pity that the distance was too short, otherwise, I am afraid that if we continue to hook up like this, we will really want that.
Jumped out of the carriage, the group of guards who escorted us to the gate of the palace looked very strange, as for our houseman, well, very good, I don't know if I vomited too much or what, but well, I finally maintained the image of the housekeeper's consistent loyal servant. This is always a master's demeanor. didn't bother to pay attention to these guys, so he hurriedly led Li Shu and followed Zhao Kun directly into the palace, and the others followed behind him.
When they arrived outside the Qifeng Pavilion, the rest of the guards all stopped and retreated, while Zhao Kun stopped and motioned for me and Li Shu to wait outside the door for a while, and walked in to report.
Not long after, Uncle Li's resentful roar came from inside: "Bastard boy, get the old man in!" ”
But I was so scared that I almost wanted to drag Li Shu back and run, but fortunately, Li Shu called crisply: "Dad, my daughter has come to see you." ”
Immediately heard it inside, Uncle Li seemed to be complaining that Zhao Kun didn't tell him, and Gao Yang was also here. "The girl is here?! Hehehe, come over quickly, come and sit down for my father, why do you have time to see my father? Did this guy bully you, tell Dad, and Dad will clean him up for you! Uncle Li glared at me viciously.
Grievances, great grievances, how do I know that the four great families have all jumped out, and it's not me who is a young man who posted it, who is it.
After Li Shu and Uncle Li exchanged a few words of homely words, he turned back to me and smiled: "Junlang, come and sit down, what are you doing standing there?" ……”
"Look at what I'm doing, can the old man eat you? Don't sit down yet! Uncle Lee's expression and tone were like a powder pack that could explode at any moment.
"The son-in-law greets his father-in-law." Laughed a few times dryly, and sat down next to Li Shu, this time Uncle Li must be on the fire, in line with the principle of safety first, let's sit as far back as possible, and let Li Shu cover half of our body for us.
Li Shu covered her mouth and smiled, this stinky girl didn't know how to help her husband.
"Dad, why did my husband make you angry?" Li Shu smiled back and winked mischievously at me before turning back to Uncle Li and asking.
Uncle Li also looked embarrassed at this time, and he couldn't spread it if he was angry, nonsense, it's not the fault of the second man in our house, is it useful for your old man to find me?
"It's not a big deal, I just want to ask him about marrying, why don't you sit here and hide so far away?" Uncle Li's tone was much calmer, and his gaze when he looked at Li Shu was full of doting and love: "Girl, Old Man Cheng is really hateful!" In order to help his daughter, he invited all the heads of the Cui family, not only the Qinghe Cui family, but also the Fanyang Lu family, the Xingyang Zheng family, and the Taiyuan Wang family all entered the Cheng Mansion to congratulate each other, which was really too deceitful! ”
Li Shu couldn't help but be stunned when he heard Uncle Li's words, and frowned: "Why are you here?" ...... "These four people want to come to Datang, and everyone knows it." Li Shu finally moved his gaze to me, looking at me with clear eyes, and an indescribable gloom appeared on his pretty face. This girl too, am I that kind of person?
"The son-in-law has a word, and I hope that the father-in-law will listen to it first." At this moment, we can't talk anymore, so I cleared my throat and said: "Father-in-law, no matter what, Gao Yang is a princess after all, and she is also the wife of her son-in-law, Uncle Cheng just wants to have more fun, after all, Uncle Cheng's wife is the daughter of the head of the Cui family in Qinghe, and it is not intentional to come." ”
Uncle Li glanced at me and snorted lightly: "What's wrong with Old Cheng's husband, the old man doesn't care, but he just doesn't want his daughter to be wronged at all." Although the tone is still hard, the expression is no longer as hideous as it was just now.
Uncle Li's words are clearly looking for trouble, I said with some resentment: "The son-in-law is not that kind of person, father-in-law, the son-in-law married Gao Yang as his wife, the wife and concubine of the family, and he respects his sister, how can he say that he is wronged, besides, there is also his father-in-law, you are staring at ...... here" We didn't finish this sentence, I think Uncle Li should also understand what I mean, to be honest, after all, Li Shu's identity is here, the princess's respect, and this girl's temper is not the master of letting others rub and knead round, not to mention being wronged, don't let others be wronged is the right reason. Of course, Li Shu didn't dare to play that princess temper with us.
----------------------------------------------------------- under Li Shu's persuasion, Uncle Li finally calmed down a lot, Li Shu is really good, coquettish and scoundrel skills are first-class, Uncle Li was polished by this girl without a trace of temper, finally looked kind, and Li Shu bragged and joked, I couldn't help wiping the cold sweat on my forehead on the side, I was very glad to bring Li Shu, otherwise, There is no need for a scolding.
"Hmph, girl, when the time comes, your husband will get married, and the old man will also go to join in the fun! Let's see what tricks the old man can play. When he said goodbye, Uncle Li still glared at me with residual hatred and spoke.
Li Shu snorted, but he smiled happily and even said: "Daddy is not allowed to speak." ”
"That's nature, girl, go back with your husband quickly, right girl......" What did Uncle Li do, he took Li Shu aside, and he didn't know what he was muttering, and after a while, Li Shu actually said ashamedly: "Dad! What to say? Uncle Li smiled evilly and continued to bite his ears, and finally, Li Shu walked over with a red and hot little face, and pulled me to go far away.
"Girl, the old man is waiting to hug his grandson, why are you running?" Uncle Li's evil laughter kept coming from afar...... "What did your father tell you?" "I pretended to be confused and asked Li Shu, we are deliberately teasing Li Shu, this beautiful girl. Uncle Li's sentence of waiting to hug his grandson said that he had already understood everything.
(To be continued)