Chapter 330: On the night of parting, immortal Xiaoqiang
Standing in the small courtyard, I felt very strange in my heart, a bit like the feeling of going out to travel before, not nervous, but a little excited. Looking at these beautiful wives and concubines who were hurriedly packing for me, I had a regret in my heart, that is, I regretted that I couldn't travel with them.
"Stop! Stop it for me, what are you doing? Moving, my aunt, you also stuffed this quilt into it, and let people not live, do you also stuff summer clothes? Take them all back and I'll sort them out myself. As soon as I looked up, one or two had a tearful expression. What's wrong again?
"Okay, okay, that, Ling'er Wan'er, you go out first, we have something to talk about!" Kicked all the irrelevant people out of the porter, closed it tightly, and sat down on the couch side by side with these four girls, I moved a back chair to sit down, facing these four beautiful girls like flowers and jade, my mouth moved for a long time but I didn't know what to say, the five of them stared at each other for a long time, and finally they all had embarrassed smiles on their cheeks, well, very good performance.
"Okay, the husband is just going to the border with General Li Jida, and it's not what to do, look at you like that, as if you are going to do what the husband is going to do, don't laugh, well, I tell you very solemnly now, let me stay at home honestly, don't go outside to make trouble, don't go to your majesty's trouble, don't go to see others, that is, you! Otherwise, when General Ben returns to the division in victory, you should be careful of your husband's family law! Don't laugh! "As the head of the family, you have to show a prestige, keep a straight face, and be serious.
But the problem is that these four beautiful girls have now completely forgotten the sadness of parting, and they are almost rolling in laughter, alas, failure...... Continued to threaten the association, without a trace of effect, angry, did not listen to the preaching? Simple, corporal punishment !! Before leaving, how can you cheer up your husband, otherwise, you won't be able to go to the sky like this? A violent beating, well, a very fragrant violent beating, the four beautiful girls all covered their buttocks and turned into soft water around their fingers.
"Junlang, I remember that there are concubines and sisters at home waiting for you to come back, outside, you are not allowed to mess with flowers and grass......" Li Shu snuggled in my arms, his face was pink, his mouth was pouting, he drew circles on my chest muscles with his fingers, his eyes were watery, he pinched her nose with his hand, stared at the tiger's eyes, and shook the tiger's body hard, and almost shook himself off, but fortunately, the palace maid's sister stopped on the edge of the couch, squeezed in, and showed a mouthful of white teeth and said in a cruel voice: "Who do you think of your husband?" Really, I'm also from a scholarly family, a righteous gentleman, a Sven person, don't laugh, I really turn my face when I laugh again, this is about the same, by the way, good green butterfly, put the preserved fruit on me, and stinky tofu, there is no such good thing in the army, by the way, bring the liquor jar at home, fill two water bags for me, tie it strong, don't leak. ”
Green Butterfly answered, lifted the corner of her skirt and walked out of the room, Cheng Luanluan on the side pulled my shirt a little nervously: "Junlang, alcohol is not allowed in the army, and besides, you don't like to drink home-steamed spirits, what are you doing today?" ……”
I smiled at Cheng Luanluan and said: "We don't use that wine to drink, to tell you, that wine is very useful, not only can it drive away cold, but also disinfect, such as what wounds are on the body, use it to wipe it, so that the wound does not suppurate or something." He took his own hand and gestured in front of Cheng Luandi.
"Really?" Li Shu also asked curiously.
----------------------------------------------------------- "Nonsense, it's hard for a husband to be able to steal two sips of wine to drink, and it is impossible to arrange such a lot of reasons?" I said indignantly.
But the palace maid's sister's eyes lit up: "In this case, let Sister Wan'er accompany the green butterfly to get more, after all, it is good to use it when the time comes." ”
"That's the same reason, Wan'er, Ling'er, you go with Sister Green Butterfly to get wine." Li Shu hurriedly instructed the two girls standing at the door.
"Junlang, I went this time, but I still have to be careful, Li Guogong and the old man are also world friends, I think I will definitely take care of you, everything is subject to his arrangement, it should be fine......" The palace maid said greasy while rubbing my shoulders for me.
"Well, don't worry, of course the husband has to obey the orders of the supervisor. Hehehe...... "took a piece of dried fruit pulp handed over by Cheng Luanluan, and pecked lightly on her fingertips by the way, teasing this beauty's face turned red, very cool, chewing the dried fruit flesh beautifully, and talking to them some gossip, and finally finishing the outfit.
At this time, my mother's voice sounded outside, and I was so frightened that I quickly sat up straight, chewing the flesh like a gentleman.
"Jun'er, come, try this, His Majesty gave you the talisman armor of your father back then, your father is wearing a little bigger, you should wear it properly." My mother walked in, looked at the red-faced daughters-in-law, and said with a smile and disgust.
Behind him, Fang Cheng walked into the house holding a pair of extremely fine and delicate chain mail.
Draped over my body, the delicate chain mail seemed to have been made for me. "This set of chain mail, your father was given by His Majesty back then, and he has been working on the battlefield with His Majesty for many years, and I don't know how much I blocked for your father...... Hehe, look at the mother, I can't stop talking about the old things, it fits too well, Jun'er remembers, if you go to the battlefield, you must wear armor, the ancestors of our Fang family are in the spirit of the sky, and they will bless my Jun'er to be safe and sound. ”
The whole body armor-style chain mail, the only regret is that there is no head cover and gloves, it doesn't matter, wait for tomorrow, you have to let Zhong Hua come out, this set of chain mail is about twenty pounds, and then put on a set of the strongest Mingguang armor, about fifty or sixty pounds, what, this son can play four or five hundred pounds of stone locks can be as light as a swallow, not to mention dozens of pounds of armor, after all, in line with the principle of safety first, not only for the wife and concubine of this room, but also for this family, as well as my parents and brothers, no matter what, to save my life, On this basis, only those who have made meritorious contributions and established a career can have a head.
Dinner, fortunately, there is the third living treasure, and finally I didn't let the family be cold, and said in a milky voice that when I grow up, I must become a general like the second brother.
"Why? Is it that fun to be a general?! I deliberately teased him. took the palace maid sister and handed over the wine cup, and saluted the mother and eldest brother, today, it is equivalent to a meal for me, in addition to these four wives and concubines, there are only the eldest brother and sister-in-law and the mother and mother left in the house, all gathered in a heap, eating hot and fragrant meals.
"When I become a general, I can beat my brother's ass like my second brother!" The third child lifted his little chin very proudly, and I almost didn't fall off the house when I laughed, and the whole family laughed.
"Stinky boy, my mother is old, I gave you a younger brother at such an age, are you ashamed!" The mother also blushed at this little bastard, and said angrily at the little guy's fat face.
"My mother is not old, my mother said that she gave birth to a younger brother, and she will become a few younger sisters, and the family will be more lively." I also joked. This is true, my mother is a full twenty-three years younger than my father, the eldest brother who was born at the age of eighteen, the eldest sister who was born at the age of twenty, and I was born at the age of twenty-three, and now I am only forty years old.
However, I think it's a little troublesome, how can we be forty years old in the previous and previous lives combined, but I feel that I am still tender and panicked, and it seems to be the sequelae of the crossing.
The mother spat angrily: "Bastard boy, chew your tongue indiscriminately, be careful and whip you for your mother!" "Stretched out the head of the chopsticks to whip me, but I nimbly dodged it. Afterwards, I picked up some happy things to say, which amused the whole family, and it seemed that the sorrow was also dispelled a lot during this family feast.
After eating this meal, I returned to the courtyard, and it didn't take much effort to sit, and the beauties of one by one said that they were tired, and they left one after another, leaving me and Li Shu indoors, and with the last sister of the palace maid walked out of the door, there was a click, and the door was tightly closed.
I turned my head, Li Shu had already leaned over me, pressing me down on the bed, his face was red and pink, and his plump lips were delicate: "Junlang, can you not go?" Thinking that Lang Jun was about to leave, the concubine seemed to have no roots in her body and heart, and she didn't have any energy to do anything. ”
----------------------------------------------------------- "Good girl, listen to me, at this time, don't say these useless words, don't worry, your Langjun nickname "Immortal Xiaoqiang", in short, you will definitely be able to go home alive." In order to comfort the beauty in his arms, he had to talk nonsense.
"Immortal Xiaoqiang?" Li Shu seemed to use my broad chest as a bedboard, leaned on it, supported his cheeks with his hand, and repeated my words curiously.
"In short, it is a creature with extremely tenacious vitality...... "I don't want to tell Li Shu the true name of this creature, after all, we only take its essence and remove its dross, and we must not be equated with the kind of creature that countless people hate."
"Say, I want to know ......" Li Shu was very persistent, perhaps because he saw the embarrassment on my expression, and had the intention of continuing to tease me.
I raised my head and said with the dignity of a revolutionary: "I won't say anything about killing me." ”
"Really? Toshiro ...... "The cute and cunning little lamb pink lilac tongue licked his lips, and his hand and plump lips were attached to my chest, and they gradually extended downward, do you want to torture me?" Torture, roasting, and beating, and being able to rather die than give in is my integrity; It is the courage of a big husband to go to the killing field tragically, but as a male surname with an extremely developed hormone secretion gland, if he does not resist and counterattack in the face of the teasing of the female surname, it is equivalent to losing the dignity of being a pervert, so I want to ......
(To be continued)