Chapter 360: The Tongue Defeats the Great Confucian
Old man Kong is still jumping there, the ancestors are a plank, you provoked the second man in the house, do you think there is good fruit to eat? I snorted, completely ignoring this little old man who was afraid that his height was as high as my chin, and bowed respectfully to Uncle Li: "Your Majesty, although Weichen is guilty, Weichen has something to ask Master Kong." ”
"Oh?" Uncle Li raised his eyebrows, leaned on the dragon case very improperly, supported his chin with his hand, and said with great interest: "Okay, I also want to hear the high opinion of my beloved son-in-law." ”
When Old Man Kong heard my words, he snorted with his nose: "Oh? I don't know what this little room lord wants to ask the old man, don't think that apologizing to the old man will allow His Majesty to exempt you from the crime of attacking the minister. ”
Fuck, old guy, it's still hanging up. I laughed a few times, squeezed my eyes at this old guy, and wanted to kick it over, but I am an excellent new youth of Datang feudal socialism, a model of a righteous man and a gentleman, since you are turning your lips at me, let's fight with you, of course, I will never learn from Uncle Cheng's evil goods to scold the street above the court.
"Dare to ask Master Kong, according to what you said, my Datang should repay the grievances with virtue, release the more than 100,000 captives, and let them attack and harass my Datang border again in the future, and kill the people of my Datang?" I stood in the center of the court hall and asked loudly, today, let the high-ranking officials and dignitaries of the Tang Dynasty see and understand, and the second male room of the Junfang Mansion who eats and drinks is the last love, how can you clean up Kong Yingda, an old nerd.
"You! Hmph, the old man He once said that he wanted them to disturb my borders and kill my people, and my Datang repaid my grievances with virtue, which will definitely make Xue Yantuo and other departments ashamed and intolerant, as long as they have a little shame and are grateful to my Datang, they will naturally know the prestige of my Datang Dynasty, and they will not dare to easily offend the side. Old man Kong glanced at me, looking confident.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey......" I laughed, very weird, very eerie, like an owl hovering over the wilderness cemetery, startling Uncle Li, who was only more than a foot away from me and Old Man Kong, and the hand holding his chin slipped and almost poked it into his nostrils.
As for Old Man Kong, he seemed to be frightened by me, and took two steps back to stabilize his figure.
"Master Fang must not be rude, this is above the court, the country's confidential place, how can he be so presumptuous!" The eldest grandson Yin also stood up and snorted angrily at me.
"Your Majesty, the minister thinks that what Master Kong said is very polite, I am a big country in the center of the Tang Dynasty, and I should be born by the world, so that the four Yi will surrender, and all the countries will come to the court" The eldest grandson Yin people seemed to jump up and poke the waist of this son.
"I don't know why the two elders have to convince people with virtue?" I respectfully make a petition for advice.
The eldest grandson Yinren raised his head and smiled lightly: "The Confucian saint once had a cloud and repaid his grievances with virtue. I'm doing the same thing, isn't it wrong?! ”
---------------------------------------------------------- side, Kong Yingda hurriedly nodded in agreement, as if he was attacked by Kong Laoer.
"Hmph, taken out of context, no wonder ......" I raised my head arrogantly, pointed my nostrils at Kong Yingda and snorted coldly.
"You!" Qi brushed two trembling fingers pointed at the tip of my nose, the eldest grandson Yin people lost the image of the Sven people they had maintained for a long time, and their noses were crooked by anger, and they looked very angry.
"What are you?! Am I wrong? Let me ask the two adults, repaying grievances with virtue, which sentence of Master Confucius comes from? That book? ”
"The Analects of the Constitution! The full sentence is' or said: Repay grievances with virtue, what is it? Zi said: How to repay virtue? Repay grievances with straightforwardness and repay virtue with virtue. 'How?' Do you still want to test the old man? "Old man Kong is really good at hanging the book bag.
Suddenly, there was a buzz above the court. "Good! Okay, thank you Master Kong for helping me out. "I sincerely bowed to this old man Kong who hadn't understood yet. Sure enough, thank you to my old man, for this period of time, the whole day has forced me to learn culture, all day long big books for me to hold and gnaw, but also to check the progress, saying that since it is a child of the house, a family of scholars, if you haven't even read these famous books, how can you have the face to see the ancestors and ancestors. During this time, one of the things I hoped for the most after dinner every day was to drop a stick from the top of the heavenly spirit and knock me out directly, but this wish has not been realized, so I have to go to the study with the old man every day after dinner to receive re-education. But because of this, I learned a lot of things.
Render good for evil? It's a fart, a fart! That's why Ben Gongzi scolded so hatefully just now, it was because these words were mistaken for countless Chinese people and countless generations of Chinese nations!
In later generations, a sentence we often hear is: "Be a man, want to open a little, and repay grievances with virtue, anyway, our ancestors said so." "People naturally understand that Kong Lao Er taught us all that if others bully you, you have to endure it, and if you are broken teeth, you have to swallow it in your stomach, and when others bully you, you should treat him better, use your love to influence him, and use your mind to move him. It's a bit awe-inspiring. Think about it, if I slap the person who was beaten and laugh and say that the fight is good, the more you hit me, the better I will treat you...... When I encounter this situation, I will also be dumbfounded, what a good child, what a great love...... It's just fart!
In fact, we simply misinterpreted the original meaning of Confucius, when we were looking blindly in the old man's study, we never thought that there was another paragraph behind this sentence "repay grievances with virtue", and this sentence of repaying grievances with virtue was not what Confucius said, it was his disciple.
After reading the whole sentence, my son angrily shot the case on the spot, scolded, and then I was so frightened that the old man who pulled out a few long beards kicked a black foot, and knelt on the spot, and was scolded by the old man who spit on the stars and flew sideways, and later escaped from the clutches of the old man under the rescue of his mother.
Originally, the masses of later generations were played by a so-called Confucian master who maliciously and liked to take words out of context, and the real meaning in the "Analects of Confucius" is like this: One day, a young man with a blue nose and swollen face crawled into the backyard of Kong Laoer's house, and met Kong Laoer who was dozing off in the sun.
The disciple said very proudly: "Master, someone beat me just now, but I didn't fight back, I don't beat him, I want to be good to him, use my upbringing, use my morality and shame him, let him realize his mistakes, teacher, do you say that the disciple did the right thing to repay grievances with virtue?" ”
Kong Lao Er was angry at that time, and he directly rolled up his sleeves and beat this disciple severely, beating and scolding on the other: "The old man asked you to repay your grievances with virtue, come, the old man looked at what you used to repay as a teacher, didn't you say that you want to repay your grievances with virtue?" Report it, how can you ......report it for the teacher" directly beat people until they were sweaty and refreshed, Kong Lao Er retracted his hand with satisfaction, cleared his throat, and said with the face of a teacher who was a very upright gentleman: "Then let me ask you, what do you use to repay virtue?" Less fart for the teacher! You obviously can't beat others, come to me to quibble. Tell you, listen well to the teacher, when others treat you with virtue, you need to repay others with virtue. But now that others are beating you, you should "complain straight", if you can't beat him, you will pick up the bricks and fly him, and play with lime with a stuffy stick, just don't tell me what nonsense to repay grievances with virtue! Otherwise, I will fight you once for the teacher! Do you understand?! ”
See! Just because a sentence was deliberately omitted, the fierce old Master Confucius was suddenly distorted into the gentle and virtuous image of the angry bag recognized by the people of later generations.
Therefore, since being deceived by a certain Confucian master, compared with Western culture, Eastern civilization has been misinterpreted as humble and stoic, and it is also bullied. "Little brothers! If someone else glares at you, you will stare back, and if someone bites you, you will bite back! And what about the East? That is, Tianzhu's gang of foreign goods, the spiritual leader of Buddhism, Shakyamuni, said: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?" "A look of resignation. And he's not just talking, the big eagle came to bully him, to eat his meat, he really helped the big eagle cut the meat from himself, well, it's a typical example of repaying grievances with virtue, the typical is perverted, and it should be criticized as a negative teaching material to be worthy of the Chinese ancestors who are fierce in love, jealous and hateful, and will be avenged.
----------------------------------------------------------That's why my aversion to Tianzhu's foreign system religion comes from this. And why was Kong Laoer's sentence deliberately misinterpreted by others? The root cause was the needs of the feudal rulers at that time, and their minds were nothing more than that the thousands of people who believed in Confucius became obedient people who "complained with virtue", and only the people who "complained with virtue" would honestly obey their exploitation and oppression. Let's take a look at the influence, Mr. Kong's misinterpreted sentence of "complaining with virtue" has played an oppressive role in the history of Chinese culture, which is really big to the sky. The emperor is brutal, we have to "complain with virtue", the landlords exploit, we have to "complain with virtue", the Eight-Nation Coalition has reached Yanjing, we still have to "complain with virtue", we must grovel, we must cede land and claim courtesy, we must do everything possible to show our "virtue", we must "measure the material resources of China, and form the favor of a great country"...... I just didn't think about resisting. Just imagine, if there is no such bad habit of changing correct thinking to serve the feudal ruling class in Chinese culture, and if the original words of Confucius are not deliberately misinterpreted like this, will we Chinese develop such a cowardly thinking habit? Some people say that the surname of Westerners is the surname of wolf, and the surname of Easterners is the surname of sheep. What makes us the way we are? If we have believed in the West's admonition of "an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth" since ancient times, will China in modern history leave such an impression on the world?
Although the Han Dynasty respected Confucianism alone, they understood the sages, combined them with reality, and did not distort them, unlike the later dynasties who were so proud that they were almost inferior. The great man of that era was like a king of the jungle, awe-inspiring and inviolable. In the Tang Dynasty, the era of the great integration of various ethnic groups, at this time, the influence of Confucian culture on the Chinese nation was at its minimum. The blood surname in the bones of the Chinese nation in this era has not died out. Until hundreds of years later...... Bah! I feel disgusting when I think about it, and I can't wait to cripple those little whites who misinterpret the allusions of the sages. There are two of them in front of me.
After the whole sentence was read out, and after the explanation of this son, the atmosphere above the court became lively, as for the old soldier ruffian who was happy to see the jokes, Uncle Li also had a beard, and he looked very leisurely, it seems that my explanation is very suitable for Uncle Li's appetite.
It's okay now, the two Confucian hangers are really embarrassed, standing there in a daze, unable to let out a fart for a long time, the final result ended with the complete defeat of Kong Yingda and the long Kong Yin people, and my son was very humble and thanked the two losers for their wonderful advice.
"Your Majesty, the old minister still thinks that Lord Fang's rude behavior in the court should be punished according to the law!" Old man Kong was annoyed and angry, and he grabbed the little mistake I made just now.
"Kong Laoqing's family, Fang Xiaoqing's family is still young, and occasional offenses are not a big deal, but ......" Uncle Li coaxed Old Man Kong with a pleasant face, and then turned his face and coughed twice seriously at me: "If you commit it again, you will be punished according to the law, do you know your mistake?!" ”
Uncle Li is covering up for me, and hurriedly apologized to Old Man Kong, shouting sweetly and tightly, hearing that Old Man Kong couldn't get angry with our young man, he snorted a few times, and Fang stumbled back to the couch and sat up.
As for the eldest grandson, Yin Ren, he has recovered his usual chic style, and arched his hand towards me, with a kind face: "Hehe, the bereaved virtuous nephew is well-read and quick-witted, and he is really a model for the younger generation, and the old man's dogs are not as good as them." ”
Hurry up and return the salute, treat this powerful eldest grandson of the court, we can't take it lightly, who knows when he will be stabbed behind us, and replied with a dry laugh: "How dare you, the lower official doesn't dare to be the word expo, but it is an occasional dabbling, if it weren't for my father's diligent supervision, I'm afraid that the lower official is just an idle man now, where can I stand here and ask the elders for advice." ”
The eldest grandson Wuji smiled, and Shi Shiran returned to the couch, as if everything just now had nothing to do with him, and the depth of his state of mind was very accessible. Ben Gongzi secretly gave him a thumbs up, this guy has cultivated to the realm of honor and disgrace, it's too good.
The old man, who had fought and lost a verbal battle with Kong Yingda, and had suffered a secret loss with the eldest grandson Yinren, had a lot of face, and his expression had already turned from anger to joy, but his gaze at me was very stern, and he thought that it would be inevitable to be scolded after returning home.
Uncle Li finally issued an edict without opposition, with the number of an army, that is, about 12,000 soldiers as supervisors, and 1,000 craftsmen as foremen, and from then on, began to build a muddy road from Chang'an to Luoyang, the eastern capital.
"The construction of the muddy waterway represents a new step in the social development and progress of Datang, and the method of using captives to work for free can reduce the consumption of a lot of manpower and material resources for the country, reduce the time of labor, and make the people of Datang feel the warmth of the country...... "I leaned on the recliner and dictated, unfortunately, this recliner does not meet my requirements, I can't dangle by myself, and I am redesigning it another day."
---------------------------------------------------------- palace maid sister finally finished the last stroke, put the pen back in the pen holder, well, the invention of this son, no way, now the pen is the kind of small pen holder, carelessly or a little more force will make a table full of ink, everywhere I was deeply affected, that day I went to the backyard for a walk, saw the bamboo tube that fed the poultry at home, As soon as the inspiration moved, let's take a big bamboo tube, as soon as the middle is cut, it becomes a ready-made two pen holders, very useful things, I also specially let the green butterfly draw a picture of Daiyu funeral flowers on it, a very beautiful artistic conception, and then, was requisitioned by the old man, the eldest brother snatched another, and now the second batch of finished products is used, and the production process has gone further, that is, in addition to the painting of the green butterfly, it is also accompanied by the poems of this son.
"Junlang, you're talking nonsense again." Li Shu snorted at the memorabilia recorded by the second man in my house, and continued to try new things with Cheng Luanluan there, high-heeled boots, very beautiful and elegant deerskin high-root shoes, very simple, according to the size, drew out the shoe pattern, so that the blacksmith Chen at the street corner made a large piece of iron as a support, and then the heel was simpler, the cork bottom, the upper was deerskin, very beautiful patterns, and Li Shu and Cheng Luanluan's slender calves were perfectly outlined, especially with a gorgeous and chic tight-fitting beard, Wrapped in a solid fur coat outside, around the neck is the best snow fox skin I sent, that's right, it is the Turkic landlord Lao Cai Libi Khan gave me a cloak, I dismantled, one is more than ten snow fox skins, very expensive things, one of our four ladies each, one for each mother and sister-in-law, as for the eldest sister, we also keep it for her, and give it to her when we have time.
The snow-white snow fox skin set off the flush on their cheeks even more delicately. "Well, yes, yes, it's the so-called beauty of Luan Fat, gargling and thinning......" I shook my head and sighed.
"Luan fat gargling thin?" As soon as Cheng Luanluan heard what I said, she raised her eyes and glanced at Li Shu who was standing beside her, and then at herself, her eyes turned to me with shame.
Li Shu's eyes lit up, and she stumbled towards me with her pair of deerskin high-heeled boots, this way, well, the posture was not quite correct, sure enough, before I took two steps, with Li Shu's frightened scream, the person fell directly forward, and hit me directly into my arms. "Look, let you try it out first, it's a lot of movement, if it weren't for the husband waiting here, you wouldn't have to fall to the floor."
"It's not you yet, you have to let me try these things with Sister Luan! Since it's worn on your legs, you naturally have to move around, otherwise how do you know if it fits?! Li Shu wrenched himself from my arms and muttered quietly.
"It's not your way of walking, you have to take it slowly, look at it, go through it for your husband and let you see, one, two, three, four, two, three, four, see, your ass is going to twist up, twist like me, look good, shit! Don't laugh, I'll be angry if I laugh again. You, say you! "What kind of people are they, Ben Gongzi himself is the coach, teaching them how to walk catwalks, but laughing at me, too angry, four girls, well, the green butterfly didn't smile, very curious and shocked eyes looked at me, but the palace maid sister and the other two girls laughed and made me angry, family law! A girl was slapped on the buttocks, shook the tiger's body very hard, and said viciously: "Who is still laughing!" ”
Cheng Luanluan covered her plump and upright ass and dodged back, her pretty face was pink, and when she heard my threat, she quickly shook her head. Li Shu and the palace maid's sister also hurriedly repented, which was about the same.
Under my patient guidance, I finally understand why so many men like to be model coaches, this job is a day, I am afraid that I can really eat a lot of tofu, at least I did it, it took more than two hours, Li Shu and others wore high-heeled shoes and walked with a cat's step, and the act of shaking the waist and swinging the hips was too seductive, especially the plump beauty Cheng Luanluan, walking the catwalk, that Fengyun Huanting, don't say it's me, even Li Shu and the palace maid sister looked at it and were secretly jealous, of course, This is just my conjecture, at least, when Cheng Luanluan walked gracefully and gracefully under my guidance, the eyes of these two girls flashed with jealousy, which I can be 100% sure.
(To be continued)