Chapter 372: The second man of the house has a queen
Li Zhen looked at me, his expression lit up instantly as if he had pulled out the clouds and saw the sky, it seemed that he admired my victorious but not arrogant spleen and gentle demeanor like an elder, and was even more impressed by my knowledge.
stared at me and didn't speak, for a long time, Li Zhen's face was already flushed, and suddenly snapped, throwing the books and folding fans in his hands to the ground...... Could it be that he was embarrassed and angry because I was decent, and he was ready to learn from the Western nobles to fold fans as gloves to find me to duel and the jade was burned? With his small body, even if we are carrying the belt of our trousers, we can casually deal with a dozen or so people who are as thin as him with one left hand.
Before I could pull off the stance, Li Zhen had already high-fived and sighed: "Chaowen said, it is okay to die at night, please be ashamed, the words of the beloved sister-in-law are really ashamed of my brother, ashamed, I have been reading the book of sages for more than ten years, and now I know the true meaning of this." He bowed to me and touched the ground, although I was a little complacent, but I still said modest words, and quickly helped the little prince up.
Glancing at Uncle Li, Uncle Li was actually happy on the side, and I didn't know what he was happy about, before I could ask, Uncle Li raised his hand and pointed at me and said with a smile: "The virtuous son-in-law is really born with a sharp mouth, contrary to the interpretation of thousands of years, but without losing the original rhyme of the Analects, happy, it really makes the old man happy." Hehehe, well, it's not in vain the old man's hard work. Aison-in-law, come to meet the old man's two youngest sons, the thirteenth son Li Fu and the fourteenth son Li Ming. Uncle Li beckoned to the two children, who were at most one or two years old and related to Li Shen.
"Li Fu has seen Shizun, and Li Ming has seen Shizun." As soon as the two children opened their mouths, they called me teacher? What's the matter, Uncle Li still thinks I'm not leisurely? I couldn't help but look at Uncle Li with doubtful eyes, Uncle Li ignored me, squinted at Li Su and them, and said angrily: "Son, you haven't seen the master yet." ”
Li Su, Li Yun, and Li Zhen also saluted me and said, "The student has seen the teacher. ”
"Master, Master?" Startled me a lot, I quickly reached out to help, and said to Uncle Li: "What are you doing, father-in-law, didn't you kill your son-in-law?" The little son-in-law is blunt, his talent is limited, although he has some thin talents in his heart, but he is not of great use, if it is said that it is to lay the foundation for these young princes, but you ......"
"Huh! The virtuous son-in-law has to resign, they haven't settled yet, and they know that they are fooling around, and the old man rarely has time to pick them up in person! Uncle Li interrupted me and glared hatefully at the three princes who were about my age, with a very hateful expression, but at the moment, the loser trio behaved very well-behaved and docile, like three little lambs.
----------------------------------------------------------- Uncle Li seems to have seen through their disguises, squinted his eyes and glanced at these guys, and pointed to Li Fu and Li Ming, who at least looked more honest over there: "These two children are also young, they have never left the palace, the old man knows the talent of his son-in-law, and Wen Taowu is good at everything, so I want my son-in-law to work harder. Now that you are already teaching Zhi'er and Shen'er, a few more people, it doesn't take much effort to come, teach these three bastard boys, so that they can also understand some of the principles of life, so as not to cause trouble for the old man, in the future, it is good to know some shame, do not ask them to make a career, as long as you can understand the old man's hard work, know how to sympathize with the suffering of the people, don't know how to fly, walk dogs and fight cocks, and do some things that ruin the royal prestige, I don't know what to do with my son-in-law? Uncle Li stroked his long beard and said with a smile.
"This ......" I am embarrassed, of course I am embarrassed, none of these princes are good birds, none of them are good at learning, if it is Li Zhi Li Shen, and there are two younger princes, we can handle it, but this scum, your Uncle Li has a headache, let alone me?
"Zhen is sincere, I wish to worship Mr. as a teacher, I hope that Mr. can accept Zhen and solve the confusion in my heart for Zhen...... "Li Zhen is very eager to worship me, the new Confucian Confucian, as a teacher, and Li Su and Li Yun can only frown and squeeze a smile to declare to me that they are also eager to be my students.
"The old man can understand the thoughts of the virtuous son-in-law." Uncle Li stood up beside him, glanced at these unsuccessful princes, turned his head and smiled at me, "Someone!" ”
Zhao Kunteng strode over, holding a sandalwood box in his hand, could it be Shang Fang's sword, give me the right to cut first and then play?
The saliva almost dripped out, and he squinted at a group of princes, and sure enough, one or two faces were like ashes, and they were very sad.
But who would have thought that what Uncle Li took out of the long sandalwood box turned out to be a ruler. His eyes were very sad, his expression was very heavy, and he said slowly: "This thing was used by my father's teacher who handed it over to me back then, and I also suffered a lot under this ruler...... Beloved son-in-law, I will give you this ring ruler today, if you dare to disobey the master's order, you will whip these gangs of scumbags for me! "Uncle Li said in the end, Xue Liang's front teeth were cracked, and it looked like a hungry cheetah, very selective and devouring, all the princes present shivered together, and quickly expressed to me that they must respect teachers and teaching, and will not be late or leave early. In order to reassure Uncle Li, they will grit their teeth and study hard, make progress every day, and strive to become four young and three good students in the new era of Datang, and a model prince with both civil and military skills.
So, I had five more students at once, and Li Fu and Li Ming decided to focus differently on their education because of their age, after all, they are different from Li Zhi and Li Shen, just like the gap between the level of preschool and junior high school students.
As for Li Zhen and Li Yun, well, Dao must first defeat their arrogance before he can implement my teaching program, as for Li Zhen, simple, his current attitude towards me is easy to remind me of those three kingdoms crossing IQ in front of the protagonist all reduced to zero of the military generals, often by the protagonist of the two sentences, the tiger body shook hard, shocked out of some very magical gas, and then played temperament, so a two Three Kingdoms celebrities cried and shouted to hug the protagonist's thighs and shout to the lord, take me in! I'll sell you sweat, blood, and life, as long as you don't abandon me, this poor person who can't live without you, well, I feel that way.
"Really?!" I stuttered as I glared at the palace maid sister who was blushing and entangled with joy. Now my expression must be ugly, at least I can feel the corners of my mouth twitching, my eyes are staring at the extreme, on the side, although Li Shu's expression is also a face of joy, but there is irrepressible disappointment in his eyes, similarly, although Cheng Luanluan is not as obvious as Li Shu, but I also smell a faint sourness.
Only Green Butterfly, with a selfless look of excitement and joy, congratulated the palace maid sister one by one. "Great, congratulations to Sister Zhao'er for being pregnant, I'm afraid that within the year, we should add another person to our family."
"Green Butterfly, pinch, I'm not dreaming, am I?" I trembled and said, my brain seemed to be inserted into a dozen bamboo cannons, happy, excited, excited, in my head like a bamboo cannon, in the bump of the ground explosion, ears are also clouded, hands in front of the palace maid's stomach swaying, for fear that the strength of the hand is too strong, everything will be pinched. However, there is at least a little bit of sanity left in the subconscious, at least I know how to shout Green Butterfly, instead of letting Li Shu and Cheng Luanluan do it, otherwise, I'm afraid I will really be half-paralyzed in a while.
"Oops! Hurt! Mother, my baby! The pain hurt out of joy, and the words didn't match the words, and the hand took a long time to touch the warm waist and abdomen of the palace maid. Under the warm touch, it seems that a small life has been formed, gradually growing, and it seems to be able to distinguish hands and feet.
"It looks like there's a little guy in the belly." I smirked happily.
"What did Lang Jun say! I'm afraid I'm so happy, how can I feel the bone so early. Cheng Luanluan laughed softly, and Li Shu immediately helped: "That is, if there are a few more months, I won't know until I know it, and I don't know if it's a male or female baby." Of course, I can understand the mood of the two of them, after all, I didn't have a baby in my belly, and when I saw that the concubine had it first, I naturally had some complaints.
"What? It's the same for boys and girls, this is my child, no matter what it is, I will love him well and educate him. "I was born in the afterlife, I don't care about what I give birth to, there are men who are losers, and women who take care of their own families.
The palace maid's hands gently covered the back of my hand, pressed my hand between her waist and abdomen, her red cheeks floated a wave of happy joy, the autumn wave turned slightly, the coquettish and slightly proud wave caress my heart, it seems that I am the first to have my own Langjun bloodline, and there is a kind of pride from the heart.
"You can't lie to me, right?" This is the second or third time I've asked this, and my eyes have been staring blankly at the waist and abdomen of the palace maid, and I don't even know whether to smile or laugh, or play with the stone lock of the two pillars of incense to express my indescribable mood at the moment.
"Naturally, it's true, not only did I invite a doctor outside, I'm afraid it's not allowed, my mother-in-law invited a famous doctor to take a look this morning, Zhao'er's sister is indeed pregnant, I'm afraid it's almost two months." Li Shu on the side quietly reached over and pinched me with jealousy and hatred, and his expression continued to be very happy for his Lang Jun and said.
The ----------------------------------------------------------- palace maid sister was also infected by my excitement, and hooked me up coquettishly, as if she was shy and timidly lowered her thick eyelashes, and her slender fingers gently stroked in front of her abdomen, as if to remind me that it was the descendant of the second man of Fang Fu, the eldest son or eldest daughter of the great Tang genius Fang Junfang.
The whole family was immersed in this joy, at least, my father, my mother, my eldest brother and sister-in-law were very happy for me. My mother started to play my head as a steering wheel again.
"Hehehe, good! Our handsome family is really capable, she has only been married for less than a year, and she has a future, which is much better than your father and your eldest brother. Mother's words can make the old man and the eldest brother embarrassed to turn purple, and they have been talking for a long time, but they don't dare to provoke the ecstatic mother, everyone knows that the mother's initiation is a headache for the whole family. But I still don't feel comfortable in my heart, at least my mother's words hurt a man's self-esteem.
I hurriedly and quietly pulled my mother's mother, and my mother came back to her senses, and she interjected the topic with a smile, and took the vegetables for the old man and the eldest brother, which can be regarded as a disguised material apology and compensation to the two family members.
Cheng Luanluan and Li Shu sat beside me on the right and left, and the embarrassed palace maid sister could naturally only sit across from Li Shu from me. However, when the eyes collided, I could always feel the trace of affection floating in the bottom of the other party's heart, Li Shu also made an affectionate gesture, holding the arm of the palace maid sister and didn't know what to mutter, the palace maid sister smiled and nodded sometimes and sometimes shook her head, it was very strange what the two of them were talking about, but at the moment there was no way to ask.
After the meal, the old man, who was anxious to rummage through the classics, and named the first child of his second son, specially let me go, did not let me continue to endure the hardships of cramming classical Chinese education, and allowed me to go back to the room with my wife and concubine today.
In the house, only I and the palace maid sister are left, it is now the beginning of March, the weather is still a little cold, the coal stove in the house is still burning, the kettle on the top is steaming white, I have no trace of sleep, hugging the palace maid sister on the couch, leaning on the side of the stove, enjoying the overflowing warmth.
"Junlang, your first child, but here in the concubine." The palace maid's head rested on my shoulder, looking at me with a pretty face, exhaling like an orchid, joy and happiness rippling in her charming eyes reflecting the candle flame, and her posture was delicate and seductive. The candlelight reflected on her white cheeks, and when it flickered and dimmed, it reflected a moist flush, which was a little more demure than before, inadvertently, a little more demure and graceful of her mother's surname.
(To be continued)