Chapter 374: Zhiduo is almost a demon's palace maid sister

"Hehe, okay, you are busy, you are busy, for, bereaved sister-in-law, don't call yourself a minister, you and I are also a family now, call a lonely brother is, he said if he has time, but he wants to get together in Lone's house, I have heard for a long time that my sister-in-law's Confucianism is outstanding, and when the time comes, King Lone will definitely give good advice to his sister-in-law!" As he was talking, Wei Wangtai yawned a lot, snot and tears flowed together, quickly reached out and took out a soft old hand towel and wiped his face, reached out and touched his pocket for a long time, took out a small jade bottle, poured out a small pill of unknown color, and squeezed the corner of his eye at me, and quickly shook his head in words, Wei Wangtai, the prince, picked up the pill and threw it into his mouth, closed his eyes, and swallowed a few times with great enjoyment, only then he opened his eyes that were almost only slit, and smiled at me: "Sister-in-law is not strange." , This lonely body is like this, if there is no elixir, I'm afraid it will be difficult, hehehe......"

Smiled at Wei Wangtai and showed his teeth, well, eat, eat early and fart early.

I couldn't help but shudder at the sight of him. "Well, if the younger brother is free, he will naturally visit the elder brother, and when the time comes, he will listen to the elder brother's teachings." I patted my chest sincerely and generously agreed, and gestured my middle finger to this medicine ghost prince countless times in my heart, you are a plank, can you tempt me to be a hot-blooded young man who has dedicated himself to seeking the country? If I go, then I'll be two hundred and five, and I have nothing to do to find the second fool who smoked.

Seeing this sudden drug addiction Wei Wangtai leave the house, looking back, what he saw was seven pairs of contemptuous eyes on Wei Wangtai's back, it seems that this Wei Wang Taimo said that he was not happy with the courtiers, and even his own brothers were very disdainful, and I don't know why Uncle Li had the heart to let this product be the prince, was it because of the glaucoma attack at that time? Or maybe I drank too much, at least, I wouldn't choose this kind of addict who still needs help when he walks, and who has to take two pills to refresh himself after a few words, and who is overweight, to be the prince.

"Ya, just now I either went to my father's place to ask for merit, or I went to say bad things about everyone." Li Su said hatefully, and made a lewd gesture towards Wei Wangtai's back.

"It's embarrassing to teach us, and he doesn't look in the mirror, he can be half as handsome as King Lone, so he bows his head to him and confesses his sins." Li Yun directly blew vigorously with his nostrils, his eyes looked at the sky, and the ribs exposed at the collar were like African refugees who came to Datang to beg for a living.

Li Zhen was even more so, I didn't know that she took out a folding fan again, shook her hair very uninhibitedly, opened the folding fan with a bang, and said slowly: "Zi once said: Only villains and women are difficult to raise, our fourth brother is afraid that he is becoming more and more like a villain, hum, if I have time, I will definitely ...... Hey, hey, Jun, what are you laughing at? Seeing that I suddenly came to him with a black line, I was so frightened that the folding fan in my hand almost fell into the inkstone on the table, and smiled at me dryly.

-----------------------------------------------------------, "What do you think I'm laughing at?" You guys are very leisurely! "I laughed more evilly, at least one or two full cats took up their heads, and they focused on studying their careers, only Li Zhen was forced to look at me under my majestic gaze, and the laughter was about to cry: "Brother Jun, I'm just sighing, you have a lot of adults, how about sparing the students this time, he said, Zhen Zi should be the teacher to serve the work of dogs and horses......"

Okay, I didn't learn it, but I learned my ability to talk nonsense, and I was educated by the prince, or Old Man Kong, it seems that I am wasting my saliva at all.

A folding fan in Li Zhen's hand was not received, and he glared viciously at this little white who knew how to hang the book bag one day. "Give me this question first, and then tell me all this nonsense, don't laugh at the two of you, don't think that if you are kind to you in Shiping, you will all want to kick your nose in the face! Tell you, there is an exam once a month, and if you fail for more than two months, I will hand over the transcript directly to your emperor, as well as the midterm exam and the final exam, and tell you that if you fall into the hands of the teacher, don't think that you can jump up and down in front of the old master as usual, and have the ability, go out with the teacher and throw a shoulder. Raise your hand if you don't want to go! ”

Well, seven pairs, yes, all of them raised their two hands, very good, the effect is good, at least no one dares to hang on to me from this group of scourges born by Uncle Li. A few days ago, there was a guard outside the door loudly and bragging to the people on the side, what to punch the Taishan tiger, kick the North Sea dragon, harm me can not lecture, angry, go out immediately single-handed, this poor guard is still in front of me for a long time to compare the posture, our answer is very direct, one hand mentioned, both hands raised, directly to the hanging tree girl, the old half a day was laughed almost cramps with the same flirt from the top to save down. Since that time, the scum trio has never dared to complain to me in private.

"Since you don't want to go, why are you still staring at me, if you don't finish your studies today, you won't be allowed to go home, and if you can't finish it at night, you will go to my house to squat in the livestock shed, well, the lights are on." I stood up and said very well, this is the most commonly used mantra when the old man discussed the classics with me some time ago, so let's change a few words and use them for these little guys.

When I heard that I was going to spend the long night in the same room with the animals, it was only a threat, but who could tell if I would take it seriously. At that moment, the seven little princes all changed their faces, and they used the title in the book very carefully.

Since I learned the news that the palace maid's sister was pregnant, my mother wanted to take on some more housework by herself, but after all, my mother's body is heavy, and she is an elderly mother, what should I do if I accidentally do something? So the old man gave a death order, all the big and small affairs of the family are not allowed to work hard, and the sister-in-law is not the kind of person who can get the idea, and it is very rare to be a shrewd, rewarding and punishing person like the palace maid, and being respected by the family, so the affairs of the family are still managed by her.

However, Li Shu doesn't know how to get in touch with the palace maid's sister, and even inserted a foot into the family's industry, Li Shu originally liked money, plus there were some industries, so joining this industry can be described as a familiar way, for business, she is still very smart, very keen, for those new things I usually show, I can always capture business opportunities, such as folding fans, and Li Shu also specially made the best use of things, with the landscape painting of the second royal painter Green Butterfly, the palace maid's sister's handwritten famous poems, well, Occasionally, there are poems by talented people, and then they are stamped with the private seal of the second big Tang Dynasty new writer, but they are also selling very well in the shops in the East Market.

Of course, can't cover it all, we don't want to mess with our own signatures, and occasionally invite our brother Yan Liben to paint a few strokes, leave a payment or something, in short, now in Chang'an City, the domineering gentleman, did not play the folding fan in his hand, are embarrassed to go out and show his face, that day the third also cried and made a fuss to show the neighborhood children outside the door, directly dumped by the mother, complained for a morning, or in the afternoon when I was soft-hearted I pity this younger brother whose surname is closer to me, quietly gave a handful to the little guy, and then broke into laughter.

"His Royal Highness King Wei is afraid that the wind is blowing in His Majesty's ears, and he naturally thinks that he is expected to be promoted to the position of the crown prince." The palace maid sister reclined on the chaise longue, lazily speaking, and gently wiping the corners of her eyebrows.

----------------------------------------------------------- "Hmm! It's the same, but I don't know, since he wants to be the prince, why don't he be more restrained? "I just lay on another chaise longue beside the palace maid, and there was a food plate on the stool in the middle, and some fresh snacks were placed, but I had no appetite for these sweet and greasy things, these were prepared for the palace maid.

"Hehe, if Wei Wangtai can know the convergence, will he wait until today? For his uncle, the eldest grandson, he also likes to put on a prince's style, such a prince, if he really ascends to that seat......" The palace maid sister smiled unexpectedly, lazily raised her white lotus-like arm, picked a green and faint fruit on the food plate, handed it to her lips, stretched out the tip of her pink tongue and gently hooked it into her mouth, and bit down on a mouthful of crystal teeth, as if biting on the tip of my heart, I enjoyed watching this scene very much, the only regret was that my saliva secretion was a little too much.

Seeing me look at her elegant and seductive eating image, she also hooked me with a charming look, goblin!

"Don't you feel sour?!" I couldn't help but feel that the saliva was rising, and the stomach was also outnumbered, this thing I tasted just now after I was admitted to the hospital, and it was so sour and astringent that I almost didn't pour out my teeth, but the palace maid's sister's delicious taste made me understand how obvious the difference in the distribution of taste buds on the human tongue is.

The palace maid who was closing her eyes and enjoying listened to my words, and couldn't help but raise the corners of her lips lightly, and waved a wave over: "Sour, can you try it again?" ”

My head shook rapidly, my saliva continued to flow, and I swallowed: "But I see the way you eat that thing, I really enjoy it." ”

The palace maid sister was very coquettish, raised her fingers and covered her ruddy lips and said with a low smile: "The concubine has a body, I don't know why, I just like this smell." ”

"Okay, you eat, you eat, watch you eat, and your husband won't feel thirsty." I sighed bitterly, yes, men don't have this menstrual period, and they don't have the courage to try a second time.

"Isn't Junlang talking about His Royal Highness King Wei? How did it come to the taste of the concubine? ”

I glanced sideways at the goblin and said hatefully, "Who made you eat so delicious!" provoked the palace maid sister to laugh, laughing so much that the flowers and branches were spreading, and the proud protrusions on her chest also trembled slightly.

Quickly stood up, took a long breath, in broad daylight, we are excellent intellectuals of the Tang Dynasty cultivated by the scholarly family, and we have to wait until the dead of night when no one is watching from the side.

took a look at it, and sure enough, Ling'er had a very gossipy expression, and when she saw me coming over, she hurriedly lowered her eyebrows and pleasing her eyes, still standing on the side, making a respectful waiting. This guy is Li Shu's vinegar jar left in the courtyard, as if he was afraid that she was not at home, as a righteous gentleman, I would do something to steal incense and jade, what kind of person, no stomach, besides, let's eat the palace maid sister but Ming Zhengyan is tight, it is simply the road of humanity, Zhou Gong common sense, of course, the body of the palace maid is really not suitable for such an exciting exercise, less that, our baby will have more security.

Well, it's not over when you think about it. The palace maid coughed there for a long time before I woke me up, only to find that Ling'er, who was standing in front of me and was staring at me in a daze, had a flush on her face, and hung down her jade neck shyly.

With a slanted eye, although the palace maid's expression seemed to be very casual, I saw her fingers struggling there.

Hurriedly stretched out his hand and gestured twice, using the topic just now to cover up: "Well, I have considered a question, Zhao'er, tell me, is it just like ......that, is our Royal Highness the Crown Prince just like this" I don't know how to say that this guest from Brokeback Mountain stepped down, and there doesn't seem to be such a statement now.

The palace maid's sister raised her eyebrows slightly, and smiled charmingly, with three points of demonic and seven points of shrewdness and calmness: "His Royal Highness the Prince, if it is said that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince offended His Majesty for the sake of sacrifice at that time, it would be a big failure, but His Royal Highness the King of Wei ran to His Majesty to blow the wind two times in three days, how can His Royal Highness the Crown Prince be a self-sustaining and intelligent person without a trace of guessing?" Perhaps, His Royal Highness the Prince has already made a move, but well, the matter of being extremely angry and angry, there will be no good scheming, maybe, with His Majesty's shrewdness, he may be able to see through, in this way, I am afraid that it will be ......" The palace maid sister bit a sour fruit again, and sipped it carefully, the confidence on the corners of her lips, and the flutter on her pretty face, I wanted to rush up and kiss it fiercely, or let the fruit switch identities with me.

-----------------------------------------------------------Zhuge Liang, it's a man, and the palace maid sister is a woman, well, the surnames are different, but the intelligence level is very similar, at least in my eyes, they are all the kind of characters who are wise and almost demonic, but Zhuge is a demon man, and the palace maid sister is a demon girl, just like copying the IQ of the palace maid sister into the mind of any celebrity of the Three Kingdoms, I believe that the return of the Three Kingdoms to Jin will be floating clouds, at least, the palace maid sister is the material for being a female emperor, and Zhuge Liang is just the talent of the prime minister.

At least, Zhuge Liang's remarks on the three parts of the world and the palace maid's sister's palace war conjecture have been verified, I heard someone pretending to be a subordinate of Li Tai's mansion, and presented a secret music to Uncle Li, accusing Li Tai, the king of Wei, of all his crimes, what is molesting good women, encroaching on the people's fields, etc., in short, after Li Tai was poured a big scoop of sewage on his head, I am 100% sure that this must be done by the prince, of course, we have no evidence, we can only think in my heart, just like Uncle Li in front of me, is also a belly of fire, and can only be made blindly in this secluded ice palace.

Uncle Li was roaring angrily in front of me: "Who did all this?!" Who dares to tease me?! "Uncle Li is jumping up and down here, I really want Uncle Li to confess that I didn't do it, but at this time, I don't dare to answer the words of Uncle Li, who is thundering, so I can only sit on the couch obediently against his spit.

On the side, Wei Wangtai was very grief-stricken and cried on the ground: "Father, the heart of the son can be learned from the moon, and he has never made these mistakes, there must be some people who are not used to seeing the father and the emperor so much and want to separate our father and son......"

"Tai'er, don't act like those children, I will definitely give you justice in this matter!" Uncle Li looked at the roof hatefully for a long time before he said to Li Taiwen.

"Thank you, Father." Wei Wangtai raised his head very gratefully, wiped the corners of his eyes without a trace of tears with his sleeve, I almost showed my front teeth when I saw it, this addict prince's performance is too amateurish, right? Acting should be professional, fortunately, Uncle Li is not a film critic, nor is he one of those poison-eyed wolves on the Internet who has nothing to do all day long and is looking for advice, otherwise, maybe tomorrow the Tang Dynasty will report that the news of His Royal Highness King Wei's unprofessional crying performance will definitely be exposed.

"Aison-in-law, what are you laughing at here?!" Uncle Li didn't know what to do, and when he came to me, he hung gloomily from the corners of his eyes, and his eyes were very bloody, so frightened that I hurriedly confessed: "I didn't do it." ”

"You ......" Uncle Li's expression froze in place, pointed his finger at me, and opened his mouth for a long time before he muttered two words: "!" ”

Wei Wangtai finally left after receiving Uncle Li's warm words and persuasion, and now, in the entire Hanbing Palace, I and Uncle Li were left sitting in front of the couch with big eyes and staring at each other.

"Virtuous son-in-law, this matter, the old man will hand it over to you, find out to the old man, it's so hateful, you dare to tease the old man's head." Uncle Li took a sip of tea and said angrily while still staring at it. Under such a coercion in my eyes, do I dare not agree?

"A virtuous son-in-law will not be dishonored!" I happily agreed, what is the concert hall for? It is specialized in reconnaissance work, and it belongs to the same as tabloid entertainment, commercial espionage, etc., in short, this kind of incident can only be handled by us professionals.

(To be continued)