Chapter 408: Uncle Li and Uncle Cheng's Swimming Skills: Dog Creation (Summoning a Monthly Pass)

"The two fathers-in-law, I don't know if I am interested, take a swim with my son-in-law, and look at the hot day." I put my hands on the pergola and raised my eyes to look at the sky, well, these two must have seen me playing in the water, and my heart was itchy, but after all, one is the emperor, and the other is a senior cadre at the level of a general, so I am embarrassed to go into the water in front of people with my bare buttocks, so I have to take my well-behaved and sensible son-in-law to shoot the first shot.

Uncle Cheng blinked as if he was embarrassed, and looked at Uncle Li. "Oh? This is a good idea, this damn ghost weather can make my old Cheng hot, my elbows are sweating, I said Your Majesty, Lao Cheng also wants to go into the water to cool down, I don't know if Your Majesty would like to swim together, this water must be cool. ”

Uncle Li seemed to be very embarrassed, and looked left and right, what do you need to say? Hurrying up, I stood up and coughed dryly: "Father-in-law, my son-in-law also wants to see my father-in-law's swimming skills, besides, it's so hot, you can get old and cool down, and maybe you can sleep well at night." ”

Under the persuasion of Uncle Cheng and me, Uncle Li began to untie his clothes half-pushed and half-on-the-spot, well, it seems a little disgusting to say this, but it is the truth.

Of course, want to see Uncle Lee's dragon ass? That's at least more than five grades, all the female eunuchs of the Janissary Palace all twisted their faces, to be honest, Uncle Li's figure is maintained well, although the small belly is also there, but it still can't reach the exaggeration of the beer belly, however, the white skin is matched with the diamond-shaped chest hair on the chest, and there are also a lot of black hairs on the two white thighs, which gives people a sense of funny, and Uncle Cheng's surname is more unrestrained, and the speed of undressing is also very unrestrained. The body hair reminds me of an orangutan, or rather, Uncle Cheng seems to be wearing a black close-fitting swimsuit. Vomit one first...... The two little princes didn't know where to vomit, and they didn't have any righteousness. I can see that my eyes are glowing green, well, it's very disgusting, think about it, what is it like to play in the water with this black and white bare shouldered person squatting in a nest, it's so disgusting, Uncle Li also turned around and dropped his bun very handsomely: "What kind of expression is this?!" ”

----------------------------------------------------------- I wanted to die, helplessly, under the supervision of these two old fathers-in-law, I took off the clothes and pants that had only been draped on my body for a while as fast as possible, howled very sadly, puffed up my chest muscles and took a deep breath, and rushed forward like a rabbit that had been shot, in the surprised eyes of Uncle Li and Uncle Cheng, I jumped, It rotated perfectly 720 degrees, and rushed into the clear pool of liquid, setting off a burst of water and white foam.

"Good skills, look at the old man!" Uncle Cheng saw that I threw myself into the water with such a wonderful posture, I couldn't help but itch, shouted, the big feet paused on the floor of the water pavilion, clattered, three steps out, Uncle Cheng shouted, with the momentum of splitting Huashan at my head, I relied on, quickly kicked several feet, finally able to give way to the field, Uncle Cheng is like a black giant bear, the splashing waves at the moment of falling into the water reminded me of the big waves rolled up by the twelve-level typhoon.

"Wow ha, refreshing, fucking refreshing." Uncle Cheng proudly stretched out his head on the water, shouting in a loud voice, Uncle Li also itched, strode wildly, and then, flew into the air and handsomely smashed his butt in a circle, like a white-fleshed cannonball, smashing hard on the water.

"Hehe, entering the water like this really makes the old man feel hearty." Uncle Li popped out his head excitedly, wiped the water from his face, and shouted excitedly.

Then, Uncle Li proposed that we swim around the Taiye Pool, and this proposal was immediately strongly supported by Uncle Cheng, and the two old men in the clear water of the pond were enthusiastically advancing with the most standard dog-style swimming techniques.

"Virtuous son-in-law, what are you laughing at here? Don't you think you can swim faster than the old man?! "Uncle Cheng made a splash very elegantly and swam around me very smoothly.

"No, how can the son-in-law have the guts, oh no, the son-in-law doesn't have that ability, father-in-law, that father-in-law has already swam over there." Hurriedly stretched out his hand and pointed at Uncle Li, who was as white as a peeled fish, and Uncle Cheng snorted: "Look at the old man." The water splashed, Uncle Cheng frantically rushed forward, I slowly followed these two competitive old men with breaststroke in the back, finally, after swimming a lap, Uncle Li was the first to lose his physical strength and climbed out of the water pavilion, I also hurriedly lay on the edge of the water pavilion with a tired and weak appearance, Uncle Cheng was happy: "Your Majesty, look at the old Cheng can still swim......" continue to move forward.

Uncle Li wrapped himself in the blanket that Zhao Kun had draped over him, and stared hatefully at Uncle Cheng like a black fish drunk in the water. "Old horseman, I can't drown you. By the way, good son-in-law, come up, come on, get some food and wine, hey, what about my two children? ”

"The two little princes are squatting over there, and the little ones are going to summon them?" On the side, Zhao Kun hurriedly reported.

I finally climbed up to the water pavilion, took the towel and was wiping the water stains on my body, Uncle Li sighed lightly and approached: "Virtuous son-in-law, what are you wrapped in your crotch?" ”

"Underwear, this is called underwear, my son-in-law is not used to crotch cloth, so I made such a pair of underwear and wore it cool." Twisting my ass in front of Uncle Li very conspicuously, so that His Majesty the Emperor, who was walking around me, could see the style of my underwear.

Uncle Li circled twice, looking very interested, and then looked at the crotch cloth on his body, and seemed to think that my underwear was much more beautiful than his, and his eyes were a little jealous.

"Father-in-law, this thing is easy to wear, and it is close to the body and cool, if you like it, my son-in-law Ming'er will send you some newly made ones, which are guaranteed to be much more comfortable than what you are wearing now." Hurriedly took a towel around his waist, for fear that His Majesty the Emperor would be jealous or something, in case this would have to exchange underwear with me, wouldn't it be a shame to throw it at my grandmother's house.

"Oh? Well, hehehe, good, good son-in-law, that's it, the old man wants to try it too, hahaha......" Uncle Li laughed heartily.

Uncle Cheng finally soaked in the water, climbed onto the water pavilion, wiped his black hair with a towel, put a blanket on it, and squatted on the edge of the wine table that had been put on it, directly picked up the wine cup and poured it down his throat, and drank three bowls in a row before he let out a sigh of wine with satisfaction: "Refreshing, Your Majesty, what are you talking about with the old man's son-in-law, so happy." ”

"Fart!" Uncle Li glared at the old man hatefully: "Jun'er is also the old man's beloved son-in-law, and the old man is asking his son-in-law about this underwear, is it called underwear?" ”

"Yes, it's called panties." I hurriedly replied that this is the reason why I am very reluctant to meet these two fathers-in-law at the same time, and the two old men always like to argue about this matter, and they seem to be insane.

"Oh? Panty, what a new thing, opened the old man's eyes. Uncle Cheng looked at me curiously, and in desperation, he had to stand up again and untie his clothes, so that Uncle Cheng, an old rascal, could see something fresh. The little prince who was on the side of the two escorts laughed so much that his stomach twitched, fuck, I have to clean up these two little bastards another day.

After listening to my explanation that this thing is cool and convenient, Uncle Cheng said very happily: "Okay, since it's so easy to use, the virtuous son-in-law has to be filial to the old man, right?" ”

-----------------------------------------------------------"It must be certain, the son-in-law will naturally honor your old age." "How can I say that the old rascal's request has always been impossible to refuse. Then while eating and drinking, I chatted and explained to the two fathers-in-law the correct posture of swimming, as well as the many benefits and benefits that swimming can bring to the body.

"Oh, according to the virtuous son-in-law, there are so many benefits to swimming?!" Uncle Li became interested, and looked back at the clear pool of Taiye, the rippling blue waves can bring people a cool feeling without touching.

"Naturally, the son-in-law's health is so good, because he used to play in the water, which can not only bring benefits to the body, bring psychological pleasure to people, but also exercise people's will and endurance, for example, beginners generally have a fear of water, and the strangeness of the water environment makes them afraid. The process of learning to swim is the process of overcoming fear, overcoming difficulties such as cold and tiredness, and it is a good exercise for people's willpower. All these have tempered people's will and inspired people's spirit. "Everything, well, as long as it's a good thing, you always have to go online, after all, I also want Li Zhi, a little kid, to drink water and gain a long insight, so as not to think that he is smart and unbeatable in the world all day long.

"Hehehe, after the virtuous son-in-law's explanation, the old man also thinks it is very reasonable, but ......" Uncle Li glanced at Li Zhi and Li Shen, and the two little princes were looking at Uncle Li with an extremely eager expression.

"Well, don't say that Your Majesty is worried, Lao Cheng is also worried, these two boys' arms and legs are too thin, and they are afraid that they can let the wind blow away when they walk, unlike those sons of my family......" Uncle Cheng was unashamedly boasting there, and I saw Uncle Li's murderous expression and the sad and angry eyes of the two little princes all staring at this old ruffian's face, with an expression of eagerness to eat his flesh and sleep his skin.

(To be continued)