Chapter 411: Rainy Days: Swimsuit (Summoning Monthly Pass)

Give this royal prodigal son a bear hug, so that this thing almost rolled his eyes, I let go of my arms as moved: "For Brother De, the younger brother is worried all night, looking forward to you every day, you and my brother are separated so much, it really makes the little brother sleep, and now I finally have to see my brother, and the little brother is really ......."

Li Ke hurriedly raised his hand: "Alas, brother Xian, this is a very good thing, you and my brother are like that mandarin duck...... "Vomit, come again, fuck, why does Li Ke, a scumbag, like to compare mandarin ducks with two men all day long."

"Let's go, for my brother, I want to get drunk with my virtuous brother for a thousand cups. Haha, uh...... Brother Xian, let's choose another place to go to the bar, there are too many people in the front hall, our brothers have a lot to say......" Li Ke walked into the front hall with his long sleeves gracefully, and immediately rushed back at a speed three times faster than the advance, and took my hand with great palpitations and went to my small courtyard. It seems that Li Ke saw the opportunity early this time and was not caught by Uncle Cheng, but looking at his appearance, he still looks very embarrassed, well, we brothers are not used to dealing with Uncle Cheng, an old rascal.

Li Zhi on the side was very curious: "Third brother, what are you doing, why don't you go in?" You also said that you want to come to eat the poor handsome brother, oops, what are you doing screwing me in the third brother? ”

Li Ke's face was a little red, and he must have been very angry at the style of betraying the country and seeking glory. However, years of training have made his cheeks extremely resistant to blows. Haha, his eyes looked at his beloved brother very kindly. "What Xiaozhi said, hehe, don't care about the virtuous brother, it's just a joke with Xiaozhi for my brother, right? Besides, it makes sense not to go for my brother, if you want to go, you can go in and say hello to the room. ”

Li Zhi smiled shamelessly and asked, "Why?" ”

"You want to go in? Uncle Cheng is waiting for you inside. I squeezed my eyes at Li Zhi, and when I heard Uncle Cheng squatting inside, the little fart child was running faster than a rabbit, rushing towards my small courtyard, and kept calling in his mouth: "Xiao Zhi will go and see Sister Seventeen first." ”

----------------------------------------------------------- showed a kind smile to Li Zhi's back, well, there is progress, and the next exam will also give this little guy extra points.

"Xiaozhi is getting more and more naughty, and even I, the brother, have to ridicule me." Li Ke said with a smile, squeezing his eyes at me very peachy, well, get used to it, Li Ke would feel strange if he didn't say that, but on the contrary, he felt happy, worthy of my brother who often inserted his brother's two ribs and two knives.

made a gesture to ask Li Ke to move forward, and said very sincerely: "Well, this child has grown up, but brother, in fact, what Xiaozhi said is nothing, you and my brother, there are too many jokes, besides, brother Tai Mo said that he was eating, drinking and having fun in my house, just wanting to stay for the rest of his life?" ”

Li Ke collided with my gaze, a familiar smile appeared on his handsome face, and he raised his orchid finger: "Hahaha, worthy of being my virtuous brother, go, today, you and I will get drunk and rest." "Come with me towards the courtyard.

Li Shu was naturally very happy with the arrival of his third brother and ninth brother, and made people set up a wine table under the shade of the small courtyard again, so that I could chat with Li Ke here. And Li Zhi was making a small report to Li Shuqing, and he started the two-legged swimming pool built by the Taiye Pool in the palace with Li Shuqing.

"What's it called?!" Li Shu didn't quite understand, or rather didn't understand, that the two footprint prints could be called like this. He glared at me very covertly from the corner of his eye, it seemed that he was expressing contempt for my behavior of fooling the masses, and I replied with a righteous gaze, what is it, I am called Shun Tian's destiny, and I should be human, besides, when the pair of feet is completed, you will not be the same as you will go to Sahuan.

I'm very eager to see the graceful swimming posture of the four beauties of my family in the water, well, no matter what, I will never allow Uncle Li and Uncle Cheng's dog-planing posture to be inherited to my wife and concubine, that is too bad for the image of this group of beautiful girls.

The two brothers are very rare to meet, eat meat in large pieces, drink wine in large bowls, very happy, Li Ke is very sorry that he can't stay in Chang'an for a long time, however, he admires the reputation of the second male writer of Fang Fu very much, and even his fief now has a large number of vulgar masters transferred to the local storytelling, in addition to my "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", has begun to emerge a variety of new storytelling varieties, the interesting stories of the previous dynasties have also been made up into stories by some people, spread on the streets, and seem to have formed a custom in the Tang Dynasty.

"This kid is going to get married, how can he not come back earlier to take a look, he was only so old back then, and now he is going to get married, alas, the years are urging people to get old......" Li Ke is very poetic, and he always likes to sigh blindly.

Li Zhibian flattened his mouth: "I said third brother, how much older are you than me?" The years are still urging people to get old, if my father listens to you, hum ......"

"Hmph, what's the hum, the third brother is such a spleen surname, he screamed all day long, you are making a lot of trouble, by the way, Xiaozhi, when will that swimming pool be good, when will it be good, when the time comes, I have to go to cool off." Li Shu slapped Li Zhi in the face, and he was crooked there.

Li Ke didn't have time to pay attention to Li Shu, so he leaned in front of me and whispered very obscenely: "Brother Xian, our brothers are the elders of Xiaozhi anyway, change your words, how about teaching this little guy?" ”

"Teaching?" I don't understand what Li Ke means, teach? I've been teaching every day, and I'm almost whipping it, so you don't want to whip this little kid with me, do you?

Li Ke smiled: "When the time comes, Brother Jun will be able to know, well, let's just say so, by the way, I heard that your third lady is pregnant with twins, which really makes my brother happy, come, I will give you three cups for my brother, and in a few days, I will be waiting for my brother to go to the 'immortal seal' by the Taiye pool to have a good time, hahaha......"

"It must be certain, the younger brother is here first to wish my brother Tai to take care of his body as soon as possible, and to contribute to the construction of my Datang Dynasty as soon as possible." Raising a glass, in the end, Li Ke and I finally got drunk.

After celebrating the birth of the new life of the house, I continued to devote myself to the work with full enthusiasm, well, for the construction of the swimming pool, under the urging of more than a dozen princes and princesses, who dared to slack off, at least I was not so brave to slack off, even the transportation of good quality river sand also used a lot of work to complete the project on schedule, the jumping platform, this equipment that can show my beautiful posture is indispensable, of course, in order to avoid danger, I decided to build only a one-meter springboard I three-meter springboard, is mainly worried that these princesses who don't listen to the command will come blindly.

"What are you doing with this thing?" Li Ke stepped on the springboard very curiously, so frightened that I quickly ripped this curious guy off, the head over there is not fixed yet, I don't want to lead to Li Ke's untimely death.

"This is something designed by the younger brother to perform diving."

"Diving?" Li Ke made a gesture of falling into the water, saw the nod, and said very depressedly: "Do you still need to use this thing?" ”

"This is called synchronized diving, and when the time comes, Brother Tai will know, the action of diving is actually very elegant, but most people don't know it, just like a fish jumping out of the water, that posture is elegant, right? Therefore, since we are human beings and the masters of this world, we must be kind to our every action, for example, this diving, which is to let the big guy know what kind of posture to enter the water is the best, and can best win applause and praise from others. ”

"Oh, and so many more? Hehe, the virtuous brother is really talented, when the time comes, I will also practice one or two for my brother, hahaha, with my brother's skills, I am slightly worse than my father, but ...... "Li Ke is very cheeky and brags in front of me, if I haven't seen Uncle Li's ugliness in diving, I may be quite Li Ke's words, but after seeing Uncle Li's ability to smash water with his ass, Li Ke's words I should only fart." After sending this gentleman prince, he continued to guide the craftsmen to install the springboard and jumping platform.

----------------------------------------------------------- between the liquid pool and the two foot prints, two channels for delivering water have been built, and finally, after paving the sandy bottom of the pool and the beach on the side, the water diversion project began, fortunately, the canal is wide and deep enough, and it only took three days and two nights to fill the two pools with water.

The bottom-up pool water, the white and slightly blue pool walls, the crystal white river sand, everything looks so wonderful, and beach chairs, parasols are indispensable utensils, as for slippers? Simple, Datang's most popular clogs are. And swimming trunks, well, in fact, it's the kind of boxer shorts I newly designed, quite popular, more beautiful than the crotch cloth I don't know how many times, each prince was given one, the rest, do it yourself, otherwise, go to the store opened by my son in the East Market to buy it, hey, hey, what's it called? Make money and give favors.

There are also bathrobes and bath towels, well, I can do whatever I want, anyway, it's not my money, and my son wants to be a coach, so naturally I will have a share of whatever I do, it's wonderful.

When Li Shu and a beautiful girl both strongly asked to go swimming, I remembered a big event, a man only needs a pair of swimming trunks to swim, but women are different, these are all my daughters-in-law, I can't let them wear a dress to go into the water, you can take off your clothes and go into the water, well, there are too many dangerous surnames, I don't want my daughter-in-law to be taken with eyes and tofu, even if it is a eunuch.

(To be continued)