Chapter 445: Uncle Li Ji's Rogue Trick: Drag! (Plea for a commuter pass)
"Boy, what's wrong? Is my girl pregnant? "Uncle Cheng has now taken this sentence as a greeting to greet me, fortunately Cheng Luanluan is not around, otherwise, I am afraid that I will really be ashamed of having such a shameless father and hit a piece of tofu.
I wiped the cold sweat from my head and smiled at Uncle Cheng: "My son-in-law is working hard, at present, well, Your Majesty is talking, father-in-law, how about we talk about this matter later?" ”
"What? They talk about theirs, and we talk about ours, what can we do? Could it be that you are a young offspring who wants to play sloppy with the old man? Uncle Cheng's big furry head leaned over to me and immediately put me in touch with the rampaging chimpanzee leader at the zoo.
"How can I have it, I said father-in-law, don't worry, no matter how hard and tired the son-in-law is, I will also call my sister Luan Your daughter is pregnant with the flesh and blood of the son-in-law, if not, the son-in-law is ......" In desperation, I only swore to Uncle Cheng, the old scumbag, for a long time, Uncle Cheng turned his anger into joy: "Well, the virtuous son-in-law is a young descendant, you have to remember what you said to the old man today, by the way, it is best to let my daughter also make such a pair of twins, and kill the old horseman." Uncle Cheng smiled lewdly at me.
The old horseman? Needless to say, I know that I mean Uncle Li, well, these two old men are really worthy of being opponents, and even scolding each other is a word, but I think it should be two competitive old horsemen, and even their own girls want to command anything, who are they, really.
At this time, the old man of my family also spoke: "The minister thinks that the lord of eastern Goryeo will definitely know about this, and when the time comes, Quangai Suwen will definitely send someone to the court, and make another reason, asking His Majesty to make the Gaozang he has set up as the king, and to correct his name, and at that time...... It will trap our dynasty in a dilemma, if we raise a large army to fight, Shandong has suffered disasters for many years, decay and hardship, and the country is very disadvantageous, if it is at the request of Quangai Suwen, then if we wait for the improvement of the people in Shandong and then fight, but we will lose justice. And Gao Jianwu is also useless. "Very incisive analysis, don't say it's me, most of the people are there nodding their heads, agreeing with my old man's views and opinions.
----------------------------------------------------------- "Hmm! Fang Aiqing said it well," Uncle Li also smiled and asked the old man: "According to what Aiqing said, to fight or not to fight?" ”
"This ......" The old man was stunned for a moment, and shook his head: "The minister is thinking about it, and he hasn't come up with a way yet." "But my father's words reminded me of the evaluation of him in history, Fang Xuanling is good at strategizing, Du Ruhui is good at decisiveness, and now I see it, sure enough, the old man is very detailed and unique in the development of the situation, but it is difficult to make a decision, or it should be said that the old man is good at making ideas, and he is not good at taking ideas, perhaps because of his father's cautious surname.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you all tell me, is this war a war or not?" Uncle Li swept his gaze, Uncle Cheng closed his eyes and recuperated, the old hooligan is good at fighting, and he is not very good at formulating national strategies and strategies. Therefore, Uncle Li also ignored Uncle Cheng, his eyes fell on me, I quickly moved my ass back, and borrowed Uncle Cheng's strong body like an ox to cover my obscene figure, this is a big court, I have to be a low-key person, and it is my strength to make suggestions in private, and I can also win a hundred battles by fighting with people and fooling people, but this kind of major national policy is not my turn to be born as a young offspring, which annoys these old horsesmen, but I don't have good fruit to eat.
Uncle Li subconsciously grinned and wanted to laugh, but then he thought that this was above the court, so he quickly became serious, and asked again: "Ladies and gentlemen, if you have something to say, you can." ”
Uncle Li Ji tugged at the corners of his mouth very insidiously: "War or not, in fact, what we said doesn't count, Quangai Suwen said the same and doesn't count." ”
This sentence made the big guy stunned, I knew that this sinister person must have some kind of tricks to hurt people. Uncle Li was also amused by Li Ji's words, and stretched his head forward: "Oh? If Li Aiqing has an idea, it doesn't hurt to talk about it. ”
"Actually, what the minister said is nothing, that is, the internal affairs of my Tang Dynasty are cumbersome, Your Majesty is worried about state affairs at night, and the disaster in Shandong is difficult to determine......" Uncle Li Ji said unhurriedly, and did a lot of nonsense, many people didn't understand, for example, Uncle Cheng is a typical example, and he muttered in front of me vigorously: "The old thing is playing tricks again, look at what he can, it is true that he has the ability to dare to go out with the old man to play two fists and feet, virtuous son-in-law, what the old man said is right." ”
"Yes, that's right. But father-in-law, your old man is also old, don't be so angry, what are you doing fighting with people all day, in case your old man is injured, your mother-in-law and your daughter don't have to worry about death. I quickly persuaded.
Uncle Cheng rolled his eyes: "Fart!" Do you think the old man is not Li Ji's opponent? ”
"How can it, my father-in-law, it is easy to capture the flag in the army of ten thousand horses, and Uncle Li Ji is a little worse than you." When I said this, my voice couldn't be lowered, we don't want to offend people, in case it leaks into the hands of Li Ji, an old yin man, I am afraid that the old guy will have a grudge, and it will be miserable to find me to take revenge on this young man.
Uncle Cheng touched the hairy beard on his face, and bowed his head slightly kindly: "Well, the virtuous son-in-law is also reasonable, forget it, now the old man will let the old thing go, well, the general fights, he should be proud of the horse leather shroud, but well, if the old man dies early, I am afraid that the few sons of the family will not have to make a lot of trouble...... "Uncle Cheng fell into the meaning of the silver, I squatted on the side, hatefully in my mind to the middle finger of the rogue father-in-law, said that it is quite smooth, old goods!"
Uncle Li also had already understood, raised his eyebrows, and glanced at the courtiers who looked around: "What do you think?" ”
"Master Li Ji's words are very good. The minister thought that His Majesty had the heart of Ping Liaodong, and Gao Jianwu was a chess piece, so he had to keep it for great use, since he wanted to keep it for great use, then, if Goguryeo came to ask for the new king, then we had only one word: delay, delay until the armament is complete, and Your Majesty will make a decision. Wei Zheng also stood up and spoke.
Next, Uncle Li agreed with the opinions of the important ministers of the court, in short, from the beginning to the end, as long as it is about the establishment of a new king in Goguryeo, it is still necessary to adopt the procrastination method from any link, at least, let Goguryeo reduce the reaction time, and at the same time, step up armaments.
"Yan Aiqing, how are the preparations made by the Ministry of Industry?"
Yan Liben's eldest brother, Yan Lide, stood up and replied: "Your Majesty, the weapon replacement work is being stepped up, bows, crossbows, guns and spears are already ready, most of the new armor and sabers have been prepared, there are still gaps, and the ministers are stepping up the production of various weapons supervisors, and in terms of sea ships, there are fifty building ships, one hundred and eighty fighting ships, and other ships of various sizes...... As for the improvement and new system of siege equipment, the minister has given full authority to the lord of the small house. ”
"Oh, Lord Xiaofang? Hehehe...... "Uncle Li couldn't help laughing, everyone laughed too, Uncle Cheng was the most disgusting, he slapped me while laughing, an old rascal, I can't wait to jump out of the temple door with this old scumbag, think about it, forget it, I don't have Uncle Cheng's thick skin.
But Lord Yan is not wrong to call me like this, after all, my father is also His Highness, what if my father should be wrong, it will be very embarrassing.
"That's good, Fang Qing, your father and son are officials in the same dynasty and ministers in the same hall, in my dynasty, it is rare, hehehe......" Uncle Li waved his hand, and finally made these uncles who were stupid and happy stop laughing, and said to my old man. Then he swept his kind gaze towards me, and I quickly grinned, toothy, and very deferentially in response to Uncle Lee.
The old man ----------------------------------------------------------- did not change his face, and said calmly: "If it weren't for Your Majesty's kindness, how could my father and son be today, and the minister, father and son, will never die to repay Your Majesty's kindness in knowing and employing people." "Look, our old man is good at sycophants, and Uncle Li is really happy immediately.
Scattered, I followed behind my father's buttocks, very bored with my father behind the slow walk towards the palace gate, to the palace gate, the old man stopped again, turned back and didn't know what to look at, I didn't brake my head and feet, one head and the old man collided with the old man, the forehead was the old man's head top pain, the angry old man grinned and kicked me hatefully.
What kind of person, I didn't mean to, fortunately, we wore it tightly, and directly turned the lethality of the old man's shadowless feet into invisibility, "You're in a hurry!" Stinky boy, go to the back. The old man covered his head and glared at me hatefully, and said angrily. Oh, the boy didn't mean to, what kind of tantrum did you want me to have," rubbing his head, whispering and squatting behind the old man's ass and staying honestly.
bored, he couldn't help but open his mouth to the old man and asked, "Father, what are you waiting for Uncle Wei?" ”
"Please invite your Uncle Wei to our house for dinner, you, Uncle Wei, are good at scheming and decisive, and he is a minister of the country, alas, it is the spleen surnamed ......" The old man shook his head. Well, Uncle Wei's spleen surname is upright when he says it sounds good, and stubbornness when it doesn't sound good, in short, the truth he recognizes is difficult for him to turn around, and Uncle Li is often so angry with him that he can't speak, but there is no way, I can't help but feel happy that I have crossed into the hands of Uncle Li, the enlightened king, and I am even more sincerely happy that I can live in an imperialist, feudal, and chauvinistic society like the Tang Dynasty, and I am more willing to wave the flag for the expansion and strength of the Tang Empire, which is the truth, not deceiving.
(To be continued)