Chapter 451: Uncle Li is overjoyed and drunken (asking for a monthly pass)
Escaped from the clutches of his mother with a red envelope on his head, and led the two loyal servants to leave the house in embarrassment, no wonder the relationship between his mother and Mrs. Wei is so good, it turns out that the two strong women have done the same thing, selling cakes, no wonder the old man and Uncle Wei Zheng have such a good relationship, the relationship is a sense of sympathy and sympathy, but I don't know about drinking vinegar, it was my mother and Aunt Wei learned from Aunt Wei, or Aunt Wei and my mother learned, maybe the two of them have already formed an offensive and defensive alliance to clean up these two old men It is not necessarily.
Another day, I'll get drunk with Brother Wei Boyu, so we'll have to chat. Three days later, His Majesty decreed the world, the reform of the imperial examination system is imperative, this time, it can really be said that the government and the opposition are shaken, the whole country is shocked, not to mention the rest, the reaction of the Gaomen lord is still strong, and the debate above the court is also noisy, fortunately, my old man and a cadre by the Hanmen official history and the eldest grandson Wuji and others under the instruction of His Majesty hugged together, and the party was able to fight a tie above the court.
Two days later, I had just finished class and was about to take Li Zhi and Li Shen out for a walk, but I was blocked by Zhao Kun. "On the orders of His Majesty, I invite Lord Fang to go."
"Didn't Your Majesty tell me what was the matter?" I couldn't help but ask curiously, Uncle Li has been so busy these days, why did he come to me again? You can't let me go to him and play and sing to make him amused, right?
"I don't know this general, and I hope that the adults will go with me quickly." Zhao Kun also blinked helplessly and said.
Yes, it's not okay not to go, I turned around and laughed at the two disappointed little princes: "Since Your Majesty summoned me, I can only change my words." ”
"Master, you have to talk." Li Shen was very resentful, and he was very resentful about not being able to eat and drink. "Don't worry, if you say it's okay, the teacher will definitely let you go to my house to have a good meal, it's done, right? The two highnesses, Wei Chen said goodbye. ”
"Master go slowly." Li Zhi and Li Shen could only say goodbye to me helplessly.
As Zhao Kun entered the hall, he saw Uncle Li leaning on the couch, looking very troubled, rubbing a piece of paper with his hand, and he didn't know that his majesty the emperor was constipated and was brewing before going to the toilet.
-----------------------------------------------------------, "Your Majesty, Lord Fang has arrived." Zhao Kun took a few steps forward and said to Uncle Li, who was brewing.
"The virtuous nephew has arrived? Come, sit down. The virtuous son-in-law's move really made it difficult for the old man to say more. Uncle Li finally let go of his hand kneading the paper and pointed to the other couch.
"Well, thank you father-in-law, my son-in-law is fine, why are you embarrassed by your old man again?" I wondered, what's the matter? During this time, my behavior can be regarded as exemplary, at most, I went out with Li Ke and Cheng Chuliang the night before to spend a lot of wine, but it was just Cheng Chuliang's money from the shopkeeper, and I didn't do it?
"And you say it has nothing to do with you?" Uncle Li threw me a roll of the eyes, clicked on the things on the table, and motioned for me to take a look, I poked my head out, my old man's recital, what are you doing?
Seeing that I was still confused, Uncle Li sulked: "My in-laws have already made it clear to me that the policies for the reform of the imperial examination this time are all from you, what else do you have to say." ”
"Huh?!" I was dumbfounded, old man, you are too poisonous, right? Didn't you dry your son and me here at Uncle Li and use it as dried fish?
"Ahh Could it be that your father is still wrong? Uncle Li put the handsome old man's face in front of me, raised his eyebrows and said.
"This, the son-in-law was drunk that day, and he said this nonsense, it can't be true, it can't be true." I'm going to talk nonsense, I have to get rid of this matter anyway, I'm still young and can't afford to be charged, that's too much of an impact on my career.
"Really?" Uncle Li wanted to laugh, but he couldn't help it, and glared at me with puffed eyes. I'm innocent in my eyes, and I can't tell the truth now. "Of course, how dare the son-in-law lie to your father-in-law."
Uncle Li suddenly laughed, waved his long sleeves, and pointed his finger at me and said, "That's it, I won't tease you, stinky boy, I've been talking nonsense in front of the old man all day long, be careful that the old man whips you." ”
Hey, hey, laugh, say a lot of truth, it seems that I still have less mouth for good. "Since this matter started from your father and son, the old man has been quarreled with by those officials in the court for several days. Look at the old man, he has lost a lot of weight in the past two days. "Uncle Li deliberately twisted his buttocks, wanting me to see his figure clearly, well, his belly is bigger than mine, I don't know where to lose weight, I'm afraid that it will take another twenty pounds of meat to be considered a standard weight, I don't dare to say this.
"My father-in-law is worried about the country and the people, for the world's scholars, for the world's society, so hard, son-in-law, I feel heartfelt......" The stars twinkled in his eyes, staring at Uncle Li with the eyes of an idol, and he sincerely slapped all the sycophants one by two, so that Zhao Kun, who was squatting behind Uncle Li, almost wanted to wipe his neck, Uncle Li finally heard enough, and waved his hand at me with a red face and squinting: "That's it, beloved son-in-law, don't talk nonsense, the old man invited you to come today, there is an important matter, I want you to do it." ”
"Although the father-in-law commands, the sword mountain and the sea of fire, as long as the father-in-law summons it, the son-in-law will regard it as a smooth road." Hurry up and pat your chest muscles.
"Well, the old man likes your surname when you dare to do something, come, the old man will talk to you carefully......" Uncle Li nodded with great satisfaction, leaned over, and whispered in my ear in a low voice.
At the end of November of the sixteenth year of Zhenguan, "Datang Times Weekly" suddenly published a large number of major events about the reform of the imperial examination, and everyone was welcome to actively contribute comments on this matter, and suddenly, the sales of "Datang Times Weekly" increased sharply, and the number of issues was printed three times in a row at the end of the month, well, a considerable part of it was written by the editors themselves, and Ben Gongzi, as well as all the shareholders recruited a group of people to reverse everyone's views. In addition, the number of students who rushed to take the exam in Chang'an was relatively small, and the number of children recommended by the family was only three or four, so soon, that part of the people who felt that they did not need to reform were defeated.
"Hahahaha...... The old man will see if those family gate valves will have the last laugh, or the old man will have the last laugh. Happy, it's really happy today, hum, let you fight with the old man! Uncle Li was about to cramp when he laughed in front of me, and he was still laughing at it, like a rooster crowing, and he didn't have time to pay attention to this old man, eating me, drinking mine, and occasionally slapping a sycophant or two between drinking and swallowing: "Your Majesty's wisdom is like the lightning that pierces the night sky in the dark...... It's like the sun tearing through the dark clouds............ In an instant, let me drink nectar, well, good wine, and bring me another one. Father-in-law, don't be busy laughing, drink some wine to moisten your throat first. "I made a drink uh, and added one for Uncle Li, and the maid waiting for the wine on the side was already holding her stomach and almost rolled down to stay, for the sake of her being a beautiful girl, let's show a gentlemanly demeanor.
"Well, okay, the old man should float three big cups, come, drink them all!" Bang bang, three glasses of wine went down to his stomach, and Uncle Li said with a fluttering eyebrow: "Virtuous son-in-law, how is the old man's strategy?" ”
"Of course, it is even more wise than heaven and earth." I hurriedly toasted Uncle Li again, uh, a little too much.
----------------------------------------------------------- Uncle Li ignored me, and continued to mutter: "Public opinion, this public opinion is really a sharp weapon, ruling the world, enlightening the people, it really has its wonderful use, the old man ignored it at the beginning, but he knew the reason and didn't know how to use it, this time I will try it, it should be so useful, it is really ......" Uncle Li gestured with his two fingers for a long time, but couldn't find a suitable adjective.
I hurriedly said: "This is like the tongue and ears of the court. "I don't want Uncle Li to be hit by the temporary hindrance of his intelligence, so I can describe it for him.
"The tongue and ears of the court?" Uncle Li poured another glass of wine, snorted, and narrowed his eyes: "Sure enough, the eyes and tongues of the court, the tongue of the people, spread and explain the laws of the decrees of the court, so that the people of the world know, there are benefits of enlightening the wisdom of the people, and those who have eyes and ears can listen to the voices of the people in the world, listen to the advantages and disadvantages of the people's ruling in the court, and listen to the people's views on the decrees. Good son-in-law! This tongue and ears and eyes are really well described, come, and drink three more glasses with the old man. ”
Bang bang, Uncle Li turned over the bottom of the cup three times in a row, pulled up his throat and laughed. "......" It looks like Uncle Li is going crazy with pleasure today, yes, it seems that we can only sacrifice our lives to accompany this overjoyed emperor."
Uncle Li's drunkenness is not the same as others, Uncle Li is drunk and neither like the Cheng family's gang of evil people to fight boxing, nor like me who like to brag nonsense, Uncle Li actually wanted to play the pipa after getting drunk, and attracted a large group of musicians and dancers, Uncle Li stood in the pile of dancers, with a silver smile on his face, red eyes and eyes, very lustful eyes, more silvery, compared with Li Ke, it really deserves to be a pair of father and son, no wonder Uncle Li said that Li Keying has been fruitful, think about it, there should be some reasons for this.
(To be continued)