Chapter 485: Negotiation or Ravage? Next (Summoning Commuter Pass)
"Since you two haven't left, well, I'll tell you that my conditions have been written here. Take your time, we have time. I beckoned to Liu Fangzhi, took a copy of the treaty I had made, and threw it on the desk.
The escorts standing behind me all bowed their heads in shame at this time, and some even felt guilty. Fuck, I want to jump up and smoke these nerds, stupid bunches.
"You are fraud, you Datang are too shameless, too moral, in vain you still claim to be a state of benevolence and righteousness......" Tu Lishi only looked at it twice and then broke out, his eyes were so red that they were about to drip blood. …… Could it be that you Nanban have forgotten the words of your saints? I have forgotten the benevolence, righteousness, and propriety of your Han people. We all know what faith is. ”
"Fuck you!" I stood up and glared viciously at Turisher, who was still waving his arms in fright, and shouted angrily. It's the other way around?!
"Enough! Benevolence and morality, we are talking about it, but we Datang are talking about people, and we will not use this set on you despicable people who have no morality at all. "My voice was always loud, and the room fell silent in an instant.
Tulisheh and Sha Bo Luo Mu were both stunned and stared at me, as if they had only now discovered that I was such a person, and I smiled coldly: "Benevolence and morality are said to those who know shame, to those who know right and wrong, to those who know good and evil, not to those of you who have been in the north of my Datang for more than 20 years, and have repeatedly called you and my Datang not to scratch each other, but what have you Tiele people done?" When you kill my people, kidnap my women and children, destroy my fertile fields and houses, rob my Datang property, kill my border soldiers, and eat with a mouth full of oil, why don't you talk about benevolence and righteousness? Where was your faithfulness then? Did they all stuff it into the dog's belly? Now that it's good, I was slapped hard by our Datang, I lost the soldiers and the population, I knew that I was soft, I came to beg for mercy, and I also understood what benevolence and morality were? Fuck you! It's worse than a beast, let me tell you, we Datang can only know honesty, and those who know right and wrong talk about benevolence and righteousness, but we will never talk about benevolence with the soil under our feet, nor will we talk about righteousness with the braised meat on the plate! ”
---------------------------------------------------- Tuli put his hand on the handle of the short blade at his waist, but he didn't have the courage to pull out the knife, nonsense, he dared to touch a single hair of Lao Tzu, I probably really tore him.
"You...... Master Fang, don't force people too much, we Tiele people have already expressed our apologies to you Datang. "I squeezed him into the corner, but I didn't do anything, he kept back, and I kept going so that I could continue to squirt the spittle into his head, and he was huddled in the corner, and I snarled at him menacingly.
"Excuse me?" I laughed so hard that even my back molars were exposed: "Do you want me to kill your mother-in-law, slaughter your son, and then tell you softly, I'm sorry, I just took your cattle and sheep, your tent, your women, everything, and at least left you a pair of pants, didn't I?" ”
Tulisheh was breathing rapidly, his eyes were bloodshot, and he was staring at me. I was staring at him too. "What's wrong? Dear Brother Tieler, aren't you happy? General Ben just made a metaphor and you are so unhappy, if I really do it, I'm afraid you will take the knife and fight with me, right? So, who do you think you are trying to fool with the word apology? Are you really a fool of the court and ministers of the Tang Dynasty?! Tell you, Tu Lishe, don't want to take a child out of thin air from Datang's mouth, in the world, there is no lunch for nothing! ”
It's quiet, it's eerily quiet in the room, no one is talking, only heavy breathing, Tulisha seems to be hypnotizing himself, it's good, it seems that he still knows what to do, not the kind of fool who only has muscles in his head. Now he dares to move a finger of me, or he wants to turn his face, Cheng, what awaits them is the disaster of extermination, Uncle Li hates these rebel bastards in his heart, Su Dingfang's battle has made Uncle Li aware of a new tactic against nomads, and he is looking for someone to try his tricks, and the current Tiele is so weak that he is like a malnourished half-sized child, and Datang can smash them half to death by throwing a brick.
"Lord Fang, maybe there is a deep misunderstanding between us, you also know that our Tiele people are composed of many tribes, and sometimes, what those tribes do, our respected Pearl Khan is not clear. Please calm your anger, and our esteemed khan will definitely find a way to make amends. "Sha Bo Luo Ni is familiar with Yu Jin, that is, the uncle of the True Pearl Khan, the envoy sent by the Xue Yantuo Department, finally spoke, and this time, his tone has softened a lot. Very good, since you don't dare to turn your face, then you have to talk about it.
Liu Fangzhi, the person in charge of Honglu Temple, stood beside me cautiously and pulled my sleeve tremblingly: "My lord, can we calm down, after all, the two countries will not kill each other." ”
"Don't worry, General Ben adheres to the four principles of benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, and faith that Datang has always had, and will not use force at will, so we are also a state of etiquette, right?" I sat back on the couch, took a sip of tea, looked around, no one in the room dared to use those questioning or disdainful eyes at the beginning to hang with Lao Tzu, if they still think I have done too much, then good, I will apply to Uncle Li for him, transfer him to the Western Turks, let him use benevolence, righteousness and etiquette, Confucius said Mencius Yun to tell the Western Turks who stab people around with knives all day long, let them put down their scimitars, and surrender unconditionally to my Tang Dynasty.
As for these two Tiele Xiaobai, all their hole cards have been revealed by me, what else can they have?
Anyway, the road is in front of you, and it is your business whether you can go or not. First of all, for the reparations for this war: 500,000 guan, no money? Take horses, cattle and sheep to arrive, and the pension of the warriors who died in the Tang Dynasty, no money? The same with horses, cattle and sheep, as for the prisoners of war, the population, the same.
If the Tiele people don't agree, what's the matter, come if you want to fight, Uncle Li said, our Datang can crush the Tiele people to death even if they move their fingers now, don't fight? Okay, come and surrender, Datang will tolerate you with a broad mind.
After the end of the first day of negotiations, in front of the envoys of Tiele, I made a summary to the officials of the Honglu Temple and the main and guest divisions: "In a word, this is the diplomacy of a strong country and the embodiment of Tang imperialism!" Only when Datang is strong, others will be soft, will surrender, and admit defeat, don't think that giving gold, silver and jewelry to others in exchange for a few words of will be fluttering, that is an idiot's behavior! ”
On the third day, the negotiations continued, and now, the original scene of the contract between the guest and the host, talking and laughing, has disappeared, in the eyes of the people, the Honglu Temple is not much different from the vegetable market, every article and every paragraph are arguing, in the noise, there have been several young officials of the Honglu Temple have reversed their concepts, with more ferocious than a shrew scolding the street, with the Tiele negotiators slapping the table and slapping the bench to argue, and I, every time there is a collapse on any front, I make fire support. In this way, the negotiations can be continued, and the diplomats are trained. Kill two birds with one stone.
---------------------------------------------------- "But Lord Fang, this is too harsh, every adult Tiele man asks for two good horses or six cows, which is really too expensive, and our most expensive female slaves in Tiele can't reach this price." Sha Bo Luo Ni shook his gray beard, his eyes glared hard, I picked up Liu Fangzhi, who was his opponent, and glared back at him: "Do you know how many scimitars, how many horses, how many sharp arrows it takes to train a warrior, and how many wars it takes to grow?" How much food does a warrior need to spend to be strong? ”
Sha Bo Luo Mu Mu Shu Jin shouted at me with a black line on his face: "The scimitar, the horse, and the sharp arrow are all from us Tiele people, and the warriors are also trained by us. ”
I gestured to him to calm down, arguing doesn't help negotiations. "Yes, what you said is very correct, they used to be your soldiers, but now, they are our prisoners of war, from the moment they surrendered, they belong to our Datang, so these training costs have naturally been transferred to the cost of our Datang's prisoners of war, so one for two good horses, this is already the most appropriate."
"You! You're so shameless! Sha Bo Luo Ni was familiar with the catty eyes and rolled his eyes.
I flashed a good-natured smile at him: "Shameless? Cut, for the sake of Datang, don't say it's shameless, even if you sell the face of this general, it doesn't matter, tell you, an adult man is at this price. However, we also have great deals here, such as these ......"
"A servant bone man, ten sheep, a servant official, eight sheep, a servant bone little khan, five sheep, a servant bone shoots the Luo Khan, two sheep, if you buy them all, our Datang can give you a twenty percent discount." I winked at this guy and smiled happily, and the group of officials behind me also winked at each other, smiling very silverly.
The Negotiators' expressions were like taxidermy woodpeckers, and they were stunned and stunned.
(To be continued)