"The minister Fang Jun took the order." I had to kneel down and sit in front of Uncle Li, money, I have a lot of money in my family, official? I'm eighteen years old and now I'm an official under the fourth grade, as for the right? Under the hands of this son, he has mastered the backbone of the Tang army in the Datang Military Academy alone. Beauty? There are many at home. What else do you want? Anyway, I think I'm more noble, mainly because there is nothing Uncle Li can satisfy my wishes, as for being the emperor, well, thankless work, whoever likes to do it, who likes to do it, sitting in that position all day long is not peaceful, just like Uncle Li, all day long worried about his own relatives and sons to rebel, this kind of life has a fart meaning, it is better to squat at home and hug left and right, eat and drink spicy food and spicy food.

"I will take away your lord of Huayin County, and make you the earl of Pingliao County, with 2,000 households and 1,000 households. The bounty is ten pounds, and the silk is a thousand horses. Uncle Li smiled happily and said the reward for me, but Uncle Li smiled strangely, as if he was schadenfreude.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, Longen." I respectfully expressed my gratitude to Uncle Li, but Uncle Li's smile was still the same, and the military generals on the side were like ruffians on the side of the street squeezing their eyebrows and stealing fun when they saw the excitement, and even Uncle Cheng, an old rascal, was even showing his two tiger teeth in the fun. What's going on? Could it be that Uncle Mo Li, an old rascal, is playing me, an outstanding young man who has all four words, benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, and faith, his family and country are remembered in his heart, loyalty and filial piety, and a red heart are ready to dedicate himself to the Tang feudal society? I was in a daze.

Uncle Li opened his mouth again: "The reward will be sent to your mansion, but I am afraid that this title of Earl of Pingliao County will have to wait for a while before it can be awarded to your son-in-law, wahahaha......"

Hearing Uncle Li's words made me even more confused, there is no reason whether Uncle Li is guilty of hysteria or something, Datang doesn't seem to have such a vulgar habit of playing white stripes, right? At this time, Uncle Li Ji on the side stretched his neck and squeezed his eyes at me obscenely: "Do you know where this Pingliao County is?" ”

---------------------------------------------------- ask me? I know a fart, I still don't know all the states and counties in Guanzhong Road, how do I know where Pingliao County is. I laughed dryly twice and asked Uncle Li Ji for advice: "The little nephew really doesn't know, uncle, the little nephew is trying to ask you, which way is this Pingliao County?" Which state capital is nearby? As soon as I said this, these high-ranking generals of the Tang Dynasty military who were either fierce and vicious, or had a sanctimonious face, couldn't help but laugh out loud, and the sequelae of the old hooligans who were deranged because of the artillery bombardment just now appeared? I'm trying to find a cell phone to dial 120 to find an ambulance, and it's better to throw them all in a psychiatric hospital to recuperate.

Uncle Li was happily holding his stomach and slapping the floor, not having the demeanor of an emperor, but like a crazy old man, what do these old madmen want to do? But none of them looked at me squarely, turned their heads, and looked at the famous general Su on the side with a pleading gaze, Su Dingfang was quite interesting, and whispered in my ear: "Before the regular meeting of the General Staff Council, Your Majesty has decided, after he pacified Goguryeo, he will put Goguryeo under the jurisdiction of Hebei Province, and Chang'ancheng, the capital of Goguryeo, is the same name as my Tang Dynasty, so His Majesty decided to change its name to Pingliao when the time comes, and congratulate the virtuous brother Jinjue County Count here first, hehehe...... "Su Dingfang's laughter made me angry and wanted to kick him.

I was completely dumbfounded, no wonder Uncle Li smiled so cheaply just now, it's really not a good thing, Uncle Li, this old bird is simply the best among the scum, okay, I suddenly made my food 108,000 miles away, and it is also called Pingliao County Bo, but the problem is that Pingliao County is still in the hands of Goguryeo, and it is still the capital of other people, and Uncle Li, an old rascal, is also a little poisonous. It's no wonder that you have to give me a real lesson now, just like a hotel room in the future, give me a reservation, but who knows when the last customer will swing his ass and leave?

I gave Uncle Lee thousands of middle fingers in my heart! However, Su Dingfang's expression of schadenfreude also made me feel very indignant!

Su Dingfang stared at me with burning eyes, quickly stopped laughing, and said with a very sympathetic expression to me: "Brother Xian, okay, don't care too much, my brother is not making fun of you, anyway, you have also entered the county from the county to the county uncle, it is finally a happy event that should be celebrated, right?" For the sake of my brother, how about we go get drunk? ”

Since Brother Su Mingming has softened, we don't have any anger to sprinkle on his head, besides, the source of the disaster is Uncle Li, an old rascal, I am also a polite gentleman, and said with a forced smile: "Little brother has a bad appetite today, let's change it, but Brother Dingfang don't forget this meal, but I said that you invited it." "Uncle Pingliao County, although it looks glorious on the surface, but this has a fart, Goguryeo is not good, Uncle Li has never leveled Goguryeo in history, although history has been stirred up into a pot of porridge by my strong butterfly, but who knows if there will be any natural disasters [***] to make Uncle Li's plan to level Goguryeo a thing of the past, when the time comes, won't this Gongzi Pingliao County Uncle become the laughing stock of the Tang Dynasty and the opposition? I'm afraid that those excellent traversal people will also be ridiculed as a negative teaching material, and become the most imperfect example of traversal.

The grief and indignation in my heart are really not enough to be humanized to outsiders, and I am angry! Venting all his anger on eating, he shoved large chunks of meat into his mouth, as if it were the biceps removed from Uncle Lee's arms and legs. "Erlang, eat slowly, no one will rob you, look at you like that, it's like you've been hungry for a month." My mother couldn't stand it anymore, so she slapped my hand with chopsticks and said angrily.

"Your Majesty is really kind to our son-in-law, Erlang, and he didn't do anything, so he was promoted to a knighthood, and there are thousands of households in the city, in the future, I'm afraid that our house will produce two dukes." My mother thinks it's beautiful, but I still have a lot of dissatisfaction with Uncle Li, the old rascal.

"This kid, are you still uncomfortable for Your Majesty to change your fief?" The old man sipped his wine as if it had nothing to do with him.

"Of course, originally my food was in Huayin County, how close, it took about a day to get there by horseback, since the avenue was built, half a day was enough, but now His Majesty has taken away the child's fief and moved to the far north, can I be calm?" I wiped my mouth indignantly and took a sip of wine and complained.

"Silly boy, isn't it a good thing you did?" The old man gave me a blank look, threw the chopsticks into his mouth, picked up the newspaper on the table and flicked it: "What have you done to blow Liaodong into this thing all day?" Since you think it's good over there, Your Majesty gave you the title of Pingliao County Uncle, you should be happy, do you know, you are a real seal of thousands of households, the old man has been fighting with His Majesty for many years, and he is the world's slaughter, and his favor is self-evident, but the old man's food is 5,000 households, and the actual seal is only 2,210 households, you are a small county uncle, and the food you get is already the same as the county, you will give the old man peace of mind to take it, besides, Your Majesty will seal you to the capital of Goguryeo, what a great glory this is, others can't ask for it, besides, Before this battle starts, you will have to be named the county lord of the capital of another country. The old man took a deep breath and his expression was a little emotional.

---------------------------------------------------- "This is an unprecedented precedent since the founding of our dynasty. Your Majesty's favor for you can be described as unparalleled for a while! You are still chattering crookedly in front of the old man all day long, do you still feel that you have been wronged? My Fang family's scholarly disciples for generations have always been responsible for serving the court, and it is the duty of the Fang family to be loyal to His Majesty, stinky boy! What's wrong with your expression? It's not because your father taught you a lesson. ”

When I dozed off, didn't I just yawn? It's worth the fuss of your old man, forget it, our Fang family has been scholarly for generations, and it is our obligation and responsibility to respect the old and love the young.

The old man looked at me for a long time, snorted slightly dissatisfied and continued: "My family is full of loyalty, and I never pay for serving Your Majesty. I don't look at you yourself, I know all day long that I am messing around with a group of fox friends and dog friends outside, but I don't know how to grow! The old man is a long speech when he chatters crookedly, listening to the family drowsy, the eldest brother is bored with chopsticks rummaging in the rice bowl, as if he found a meteorite from outer space, the mother seems to be listening to the play, with a kind face to see the third stinky child gnawing on the chicken legs, eating a mouth full of oil, and rubbing the robe on the body with his hand, was dragged by the mother, slapped on the back of the head, can only be aggrieved, very gentle picked up a handkerchief and wiped his hands, but, This little kid left his mother to cover his mouth and yawn, and threw most of the chicken leg in the old man's bowl with a full sigh, and hid behind the big brother to snicker, this kid, I can't beat him, it's too rude, is there such a joke with the father? The old man's teeth are not good, if he breaks his front teeth or something, wouldn't it damage the heroic posture of the court?

"What are you doing with a crooked head and a crooked brain, what about you!" The old man knocked on the table very dissatisfied, pointed at me and said angrily, I could only cheer up my spirits and listen.

The mother thoughtfully filled the old man with wine, tilted her head, but saw the bone in the old man's bowl, and immediately became angry, and the female Wei said angrily: "Who did this?!" ”

(To be continued)