Chapter 564: Voyeurism

Early the next morning, I was woken up by Zhao Kun, the head of Uncle Li's bodyguard: "Lord Fang, Your Majesty asked you to go on a trip, there is something important to discuss." Zhao Kun stood in front of my bed and said with a straight face.

"Oh, Your Majesty didn't say what it was for?" I asked as I dressed.

"Zhao doesn't know, but I just listened to His Majesty's words, it seems to be related to the Yan people." Zhao Kun is still standing in front of me with a whiteboard face, used to it, this bodyguard leader is indeed a bodyguard face, except for the occasional twitch in front of Uncle Li, in front of anyone, it will always be that indifferent face.

After dressing up, Fang Cheng and Bo Narjin brought me armor, put this set of armor that had been drilled with many holes on it, and followed the hairy face brother towards the big tent where Uncle Li was.

"Hehe, here? Look at the way you look, could it be that Zhao Kun didn't wake up when he called you? Uncle Li was energetically playing Tai Chi in the big tent, and when he saw me coming in, he glanced at me, and continued his moves while smiling and asking.

I smiled dryly and nodded, well, Uncle Li's Tai Chi posture is very handsome, at least much more standard than what I played in front of Yuan Tiangang back then, since the elixir poisoned the birds and beasts to death, Uncle Li's dream of immortality can be said to be completely shattered, however, this does not stop Uncle Li's desire to have a longer lifespan and a healthier body.

And Yuan Tiangang, an old god who is good at speculation and franchise, quickly found a way to make Uncle Li realize the wonders of Taijiquan and became the best advertisement for Daomen to promote Taijiquan.

"Hehe, what's wrong, don't you know what the old man is doing after looking at it for a long time? What are you doing there? Uncle Li smiled at me as he continued to play. I sighed in a very master's demeanor: "Your Majesty's heroic posture in practicing Taijiquan proves that Your Majesty has mastered one of the three aspects of Taijiquan, and I am afraid that Your Majesty is the most chic master of Taijiquan that your son-in-law has ever seen......"

---------------------------------------------------- Uncle Li glanced at me angrily and funny, and continued his Tai Chi: "Don't pat the old man on the back, sit down obediently for the old man, don't sell me here." The old man has something to talk to you...... After a while, the leader of the people who was caught by you wanted to come over, well, I asked him to come over, you chatted with him, but ah, you are really right, this Tai Chi, the old man gets up every morning and plays it twice, hehe, don't mention, this body, but it is much more lively than before, and this wind disease has not been committed for several months. ”

"Well, this Tai Chi has the effect of strengthening the body, but the son-in-law comprehended it from the creation of heaven and earth, cough cough, by the way, Your Majesty, how do you let me talk to him?" boasted a few words, felt a little embarrassed, and quickly changed the topic.

"How? You don't need an old man to teach you this, do you? You can rest assured, the old man doesn't have the energy to stare at you and show it, after a while, when the people come, the old man will avoid it, and the old man also wants to see, how did you clean up the people of the Devil, remember one thing, just follow the method we discussed yesterday to have a good chat with them. ”

"This son-in-law can save it." I nodded respectfully, it seems that Uncle Li wants to study my negotiation skills, well, it doesn't matter, as the best negotiator in this era, as long as Datang has the upper hand in terms of strength, we want to make it possible for the Yan to lie on his stomach or stand up.

After a pillar of incense, Uncle Li finished his Tai Chi boxing, took the towel handed by Zhao Kun on the side, wiped the sweat on his face, and motioned for someone to pass on the edict to Da Borong, the great leader of Su Mo and several of his subordinates, who were also the leaders of various small tribes. Then he turned back to me and said: "Virtuous son-in-law, as for negotiations, I'm afraid that no one in the Tang Dynasty is better than you, and it will depend on your ability to play tricks in a while, don't forget what you once told the old man, the interests of the Tang Empire are above all else." Uncle Li squeezed his eyes at me very obscenely, and Shi Shiran turned into the back account.

I sat in front, very sad, we did a lot of things, most of them went around ourselves, Uncle Li doesn't know how many times he is using me, but it's nothing, after all, everyone is working together for the Tang Empire and building a harmonious feudal social system.

Since Uncle Li trusts me so much, then I can't let Uncle Li down, anyway, I am also a social spirit, excellent through youth, no matter what I say today, I have to fool these Liaodong barbarians, and obediently hold Datang's thick arms and legs and call Dad.

Zhao Kun didn't leave with Uncle Li, stood next to me, and continued to play the role of a heroic bodyguard, I thought about it, jumped off the bed, and slipped in front of Zhao Kun: "Brother Zhao, why are you squatting here?" Not with His Majesty? ”

Zhao Kun was a little uncomfortable with me walking around him, and his body tensed tightly: "Your Majesty asked me to support the scene for you." ”

"Oh, it is worthy of my father-in-law, I know that for the sake of my son-in-law, Fang's admiration for His Majesty is like the water of the Yangtze River, and the angry waves of the river bursting its banks......" I expressed my admiration for Uncle Li, and Zhao Kun retreated: "Lord Fang, if you have something to do, just say it directly, the last general will take the order." "Zhao Kun's face is not good, which means that his face can't reach my thickness, but that's fine, at least Zhao Kun is not a big iron rod that doesn't get in oil and salt.

I leaned into Zhao Kundi's ear and whispered an order. Zhao Kun's face was embarrassed: "This, isn't this okay?" ”

"What's bad, tell you, do as I say, ensure that there is an effect, do you know what negotiation is?" I glanced at the tent, which was shaking slightly, and knew that Uncle Li, the old rascal, was crouching behind me and peeping.

Zhao Kun shook his head.

"Then do you know what psychological tactics are, what it means to win people first, and what it means to overwhelm the opponent in momentum and make the opponent have a dangerous sense of urgency at the negotiating table all the time?" I kept asking, and the answer I got was Zhao Kun's fluffy, swaying head.

"Don't worry, my lord, the last general knows what to do." Zhao Kunqu was convinced, look, my conversation with him is also negotiation and debate skills.

Not long after, Da Borong, who was eating and drinking well in my Datang camp, and who had not been abused by a trace of prisoners of war, appeared in Uncle Li's big tent with several of his generals.

---------------------------------------------------- "You are ......" The big leader Da Borong saw that I was squatting on the couch, and couldn't help but be stunned, his red and black face was a little purple, a little ashamed, and he thought about it, he must be still there for the sake of the day's events.

On the side, Zhao Kun said as if singing: "This is my General Xuanwei of the Tang Dynasty, the uncle of Dingliao County, the doctor of the court, the head of the Tang Military Academy, and the head of the Jinju Academy...... A series of dazzling titles smashed these Liaodong barbarians.

Before he could recover for a long time, the big leader Da Borong said for a long time: "It turned out to be General Fang, the general of the Celestial Empire, and the criminal minister Da Borong and the leaders of the departments have seen the general. ”

"Oh, how can this be, you are older than Fang, how can you call me so, just call me a little brother, please sit down with all the leaders, please sit down with the big leader, Brother Zhao, please go to the medical tent and bring ten jars of my Datang wine." I warmly greeted these Liaodong barbarians who were still dizzy, and said to Zhao Kunyan.

"Ten altars?!" Zhao Kun's voice squeezed out the sound of chickens. I gave him a look and pretended to be displeased: "What's the matter, what's wrong with General Ben entertaining guests and getting some wine, why don't you go quickly?!" ”

"The Last General's Order!" Zhao Kun's eyes were straight, and it took him a long time to react, but he was educated by me just now, he could only obey my orders unconditionally, and after saluting me, he walked out of the big tent helplessly.

"General Fang, you are so polite, we are really ......" Da Borong's expression was a little embarrassed, and several leaders on the side also had the same expression, just one, the older leader who was about fifty years old kept a straight face and didn't speak, however, several leaders on the side seemed to respect him very much, and it could be seen that this guy was afraid that in addition to Da Borong, another big guy from Su Mo Yan belonged to the kind of person who was very popular, perhaps, the breakthrough I needed was on him.

"Thank you General Fang for your kindness, but the person who sent the message just now told me to wait, saying that His Majesty wants to meet us, I don't know where His Majesty of the Celestial Empire is now?" Da Borong was very sincere.

I smiled, sat down on the couch first, and then said solemnly: "Your Majesty suddenly has an urgent matter that needs to be dealt with, so I have specially asked me to entertain you leaders on behalf of Your Majesty." "I would never dare to say that His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Empire, Uncle Li, who suffers from severe voyeurism, is now squatting behind the tent and eavesdropping on our conversation here.

(To be continued)