Chapter 631: Overstepping
"My condition?" I pointed to the tip of my nose and stared at Uncle Lee's weird smiling face.
Uncle Li took a sip of tea and glanced at me: "Nonsense, it's not you, isn't it still an old man?" "I'm really confused:" Father-in-law, my son-in-law has always been a law-abiding person, it's true to beat the villain, everything he does is upright, and he has never done anything like stealing chickens and touching dogs......" He defended himself with all his might, muttering to himself in his heart, could it be that I was caught by this old rascal for the trivial matter of fake public welfare? It's impossible, I've always been very low-key.
Uncle Li squinted, bent the corners of his mouth and let me continue to defend myself, and said that I am tired, well, continuous work intensity is the easiest to get tired, and Uncle Li is now putting on such a look of oil and salt that makes me feel very prickly, and it is a bit of a tiger biting a hedgehog with nowhere to put his mouth, the tiger is me, and the hedgehog is an old rascal.
Uncle Li didn't hear my squeak, and squinted his eyes: "What's wrong?" If you are tired, come and give your son-in-law a cup of tea. After I poured the tea dry, Uncle Li said slowly, "Virtuous son-in-law, do you know what the imperial historians impeached you?" ”
"The son-in-law really doesn't know." I see, I can still squat in front of you and talk nonsense? I already made the lie round.
Uncle Li ordered a book on the table: "The imperial historians impeached you for overstepping the system." ”
"Overstep?! You say me? "I jumped up, I was fucking confused, what the hell did I do?
"Sit down! The monkey dances and dances, and plays with the monkey. Uncle Li patted the case, his eyes were very majestic, I could only sit down stupidly, still very sad and angry: "Father-in-law, what did I overdo to control me?" Isn't this a thorn in the coffin? The son-in-law never takes a car when he goes out, and he doesn't even have two poodles at the door of his house. ”
Uncle Li looked at me with a smile for a long time: "You, you bastard, do you really don't know or fake don't know?" I looked gloomy: "Please also ask my father-in-law to teach." ”
"Looks like you really don't know, do you know what this thing is?" Uncle Li reached out and rummaged through the pile of books on the side for a while, found a copy and threw it on the desk, I took a look at it, and subconsciously read out the title of the book: ""Camp Order"? What is it? ”
---------------------------------------------------- "You have a good life, and see." Uncle Li straightened his face with a serious expression. As soon as I opened it, I realized that what this thing was used for, it was specifically designed to strictly restrict the production procedures of buildings, and only the palace in the Tang Dynasty could be built with the roof of the palace with an owl's tail, and a heavy caisson was used; The width of the main hall of the residence of officials above the fifth grade shall not exceed five, and the depth shall not exceed nine, which can be made into an I-shaped hall, built on the top of the mountain, and decorated with hanging fish and grass; The main hall of the residence of officials below the sixth rank can only be three rooms wide and four to five deep, and only the roof of the hanging gable can be used, and no decoration is allowed. From other historical materials, it is known that the city gates of the Tang Dynasty also had hierarchical differences: each gate of the capital city opened three door openings, the main gate of Dazhou opened two door openings, and the county town opened one door opening; The width of the roads in the city is also divided into levels.
Even the graves after death have regulations, such as the emperor uses a triple son-mother que, the princes use a double que, and the general officials use a single que. The front and back halls of the emperor's palace are overlapping, the doors are opposite to each other, the ground is painted red, and the windows are made of green trivia; Palaces and mausoleums can be opened on all sides. The houses and tombs of other princes and nobles can only be opened on both sides. The gates of the liehous and the three princes are allowed to be three rooms wide, and there are inner and outer gates...... The shadow wall of the heavenly palace room is built outside the door, and the shadow wall of the prince's palace room is built inside the door; Officials and scholars can only use curtains, not shadow walls. The palace room of the Son of Heaven, the temple can build the top of the heavy eaves palace, the pillar is red, the bucket, the melon pillar adds color paintings, the prince, the official, the scholar can only build two slope roofs, the pillars are painted black, blue, yellow respectively. Even the machining accuracy of the rafters varies in grade.
After a cursory glance, I knew, well, fuck, it's not pleasing to the eye, Uncle Li came to complain, I really didn't expect there to be so many restrictions on the building, originally I thought it was just restrictions on clothes and travel, but I'm not afraid.
"How is it, have you seen it" Uncle Li raised his eyebrows and smiled. "The son-in-law has seen it, but I still can't see where the son-in-law is overstepping the system?" In my new yard, there is no normal oriental style building, and the wall is either tiled, or natural marble veneer, and the roof is also in Chinese and Western styles, after all, I am from the later generations, I don't like the buildings I designed very much and the ordinary people in the Tang Dynasty look the same, so my new idea does make the people in the same area curious, but it is not to the point of overstepping.
"Hehehe, I'm in a hurry, the old man doesn't blame you, but the old man has heard a lot of people's words, the buildings in your house seem to be very different from my Tang Dynasty architectural style, but they are ......" Uncle Li didn't know how to describe it.
I took a sip of tea: "Father-in-law, although the son-in-law doesn't know much about the law, he is also your son-in-law, not to mention anything else, you can let those imperial historians come to my house to check, where is the overstep?" These two-fold sons and mothers, and this heavy caisson well...... The son-in-law has never used anything. ”
"Over-the-top doesn't just mean that you exceed the standard, you can't meet the standard, or you don't meet the standard, it's also called over-control, don't you understand?" Uncle Lee glared at me angrily.
I'm really anxious: "Father-in-law, the son-in-law wants to ask the Imperial History, could it be that the penniless beggar has built a kennel for himself, and those Imperial Historians can also use this matter to report to His Majesty?" ”
Zhao Kun on the side immediately snorted and looked up at the ceiling, Uncle Li also wanted to laugh, but the old rascal finally held back, with a strange look: "What kind of bullshit, believe it or not, the old man took this seriously." ”
After hearing Uncle Li's words, what else can I say, tilted my head, looked unconvinced, and my mouth could only be soft: "What do you want to do old man, can you stop Your Majesty?" Even if your old man sends someone to push my family, won't your son-in-law just stare dryly? ”
"You guy, you responded to what you said, the duck is dead, this mouth is still very hard, hahaha......" Uncle Li laughed. I was very dark, and I put up a thousand middle points to express my incomparable respect for Uncle Li.
"That's it, the old man won't tease you, but the old man is very interested in the messy buildings in your house." Uncle Li lowered his head and rummaged on the couch table, and pulled out a stack of design drawings, I couldn't help but be stunned when I saw this thing, isn't this my design draft of the twin towers? Almost all the design sketches of my house are here, the ancestors are a board, what does Li Shu's little girl want to do?
---------------------------------------------------- "Why do you still have a straight face, rest assured, the old man has already refuted the impeachment of the imperial history, although the things you built are also weird, but these buildings are also a little interesting...... "Uncle Li saw that my expression was not quite right, and after explaining to me, I was relieved, it turned out that the new building that had been impeached by the imperial history of our family was not in accordance with the norms, and it was overstepping. Uncle Li was curious, so he summoned Li Shu into the palace, wanting to ask what was going on, after Li Shu received the news from Uncle Li, the shrewd beautiful girl simply brought all the design sketches into the palace, and then several Ministry of Engineering personnel came to conduct a detailed inspection, and they were all dumbfounded at a glance, because the architectural style is completely different from that of the Tang Dynasty, so there is no way to define which place is not over-the-top. Well, there is one point, that is, the height of my family's Tang Twin Towers, the Tang Dynasty's "Camp Order" stipulates that the Hanyuan Hall in the Chang'an Imperial City is the benchmark, and the height of the Hanyuan Hall from the base foot to the eaves exceeds 38 meters, that is to say, if my new courtyard is calculated according to the princess's mansion, the height of the tallest building cannot exceed 30 meters, so according to my official position, it cannot exceed 20 meters.
Uncle Li explained this, I couldn't help wiping the cold sweat on my forehead, it's so dangerous, it's too dangerous, fortunately it's only now that the fifth floor has been built, which means that the total height is not more than eighteen meters now, and it is still within the normal range.
"However, this is what makes the old man feel strange." Uncle Li's finger happened to fall on the design sketch of the Tang Twin Towers, and Uncle Li raised his face with a smile that seemed to be smiling. I said with an aggrieved face that I was really a legal blind in the Tang Dynasty architectural circles, and I didn't know that there were still requirements for this height, mainly because I saw Yuan Daochang's new tower in the back mountain, which is said to be more than 30 meters high, so I also wanted to compete with them.
"You, you, it's not a big deal anyway, but don't build such a tall house yet, so as not to feel good about you." Uncle Li scolded with a smile.
I nodded resentfully: "Cheng, my son-in-law is not a very ambitious person. "The resentment is very strong, very deep, because this is not your good daughter's business, to speak, the biggest culprit is the dear princess of the Lamb, if it were not for her instigation, how could I have the spare effort to surpass what kind of fart?
(To be continued)