I tilted my head proudly, looked at my new look, and then put on my toad sunglasses, pursed my lips, and the fierce young man, a healthy child, bronzed skin, a well-defined face, a heroic and hard-line nose bridge, unruly and wild surnames, decadence and depravity were perfectly interpreted by me. It's like a Harley-Davidson motorcyclist with countless tickets, or more like a thug who has just been released from prison on bail and lives on meat hunts.

Well, I'm very excited, I'm so excited, I shake my head, and I feel as if I have a giant cockscomb, which has a sense of history, as if my head is covered with a phoenix wing helmet.

Shaking my head, well, the effect of half a pound of egg whites is really extraordinary, making my head look extremely tough, no matter how I swing my head, my hair will stand upright after a trembling.

I squirmed around on the recliner to show my pose, and soon Li Shu, who was sleeping peacefully on my body, was not happy, and this girl slapped me on the back: "Junlang, what are you doing, you are always grinding here, the concubine almost fell asleep, giving you such a trouble...... Yes! ”

I turned around and smiled at Li Shu, Li Shuyi's eyes were round again, and the dried yellow and green beauty agent at the corners of his eyes also cracked because of this. Immediately afterward, Li Shu let out a dying wail like a little hen pinching its throat.

At this time, after the exclamations were made one after another, and then there was the sound of laughter falling down, Li Shu, who had a small green face, covered his waist with a smile, and the other kept slapping the chaise longue, and the seven beautiful girls were all attracted by my new look, but the problem was that they didn't agree with my hairstyle, but regarded me as the object of mockery, Shi Ke can be killed, not humiliated, angry, picked up Li Shu, and jerked two handfuls on her ass, and then sneered and stretched out her claws to other green-faced beautiful girls:" Ben Gongzi makes you dare to laugh at me! ”

The seven beautiful girls seemed to have lost their scruples after covering their faces with a yellow-green mask, pointing at each other, or at me, a husband with a new hairstyle, and laughing like silver bells.

----------------------------------------------------Anyway, I'm just teasing these beautiful girls, and occasionally catch one and eat two bites of tofu and let go, continuing to pursue another goal.

At this time, I suddenly heard an exclamation from behind me, "Who! I turned my head viciously, and under the toad sunglasses was my hideous gaze, a bulging, oily bronze muscle with my head shape, and I was alive and well as a thug in a new world.

I'm very angry, the consequences are very serious, I have already explained, no one is allowed to come up if there is nothing to do, disturb my happy rest with my wife. But who would have thought that as soon as I turned around, my expression immediately turned to crying and mourning, and behind my buttocks, there was an old man who stared at a pair of eyes to the extreme.

"Evil beast!" The old man stood in front of me and roared very hard, my mother sat on the chair, caressed her heart vigorously, with an angry and funny expression, on the side, my four wives were wearing three rings, with a little green face, very ashamed to cover most of their faces with long sleeves, and their eyes were dripping and rolling.

And I, the initiator of this beauty incident, knelt on the floor, dejectedly greeting the old man's spittle. The rooster head on my head was still stubbornly like a row of feathered arrows in the center of my head...... "You're full and panicked, aren't you?" Look at your head! What has it become? It's like a cockscomb, ah, and ......" The old man trembled with black lines and pointed to his daughter-in-law and maids who were kneeling on the side and covering their faces with their sleeves in shame, and he was speechless with anger.

"Okay master, Erlang is just messing around, don't worry about him, little beast, I almost scared my mother's soul away," my mother finally calmed down, walked to the old man's side, and after soothing me in a low voice, she angrily patted my hair that was still standing upright like a steel needle, and suddenly a large stream of dandruff rose, flying up and down like snowflakes, startling my mother and the old man, and taking two steps back.

"Mother, don't worry, these are egg whites, just egg whites...... "I cursed countless times in my heart, fuck, those maids at the foot of the building are really a bunch of stupid people, my father and my mother came here to hang around, and I didn't know how to rush up to report the news first, and my family had such a big appearance.

The old man kicked my ass angrily and hatefully: "Little brute, okay, well, what are you doing wiping egg whites on your head?" ”

My mother persuaded me for a long time, and screwed me a few times: "If you don't go and decorate the hair on your head, believe it or not, my mother will beat you." Don't get out of here! Shu'er, you guys shouldn't go wash up yet. ”

"Son, go now." finally dared to reach out and fold off the toad sunglasses on his face, and hastily led a group of green-faced beautiful girls downstairs...... After a pillar of incense, the seven fair women with peachy faces all stood in front of the old man and his mother. I'm the same, it's just that my original cockscomb head has become a big back head of a black boss on the beach, the ancestors are a plank, this egg white is also difficult to wash, after washing for so long, I can still feel the slippery and greasy feeling on the head, and the hair is easy to shape, making Lao Tzu look like a Shanghai beach tycoon, but there is a black line on the top of the father who is looking at me with murderous eyes.

"Come and sit down, don't worry, your father-in-law hates that little brute, and he won't take his anger out on you." The mother smiled and motioned for Li Shu to sit beside them. Turning his head, seeing my weird hairstyle, he couldn't help but take a breath of cool air, and said angrily: "Erlang, let you wash it well, how can you make your hair look like this, is it a mother." ”

"Mother-in-law, it's no wonder that Junlang, that ......" Li Shu looked strange, wanted to laugh and was embarrassed to laugh for a long time before saying: "The egg white on Junlang's head is too difficult to wash, and Junlang's head is thick and sticky, and it can't be washed when washed and washed." ”

Now, not to mention his mother, even the old man who was pretending to be cool on the side couldn't help laughing, Fang felt that it was inappropriate, coughed twice and straightened his face again, with a strange expression.

When my mother saw me covering my buttocks and crying, she didn't want to continue to dwell on this matter, but she nagged angrily and funny, and then shifted the topic to my mother-in-law: "Tut, what's the matter, look at you today, this skin seems to be a little more tender than yesterday." ”

---------------------------------------------------- Li Shuzui quickly told my mother about my concoction of beauty agents, but this time my mother was also interested and turned her head. "Toshiro, what you tuned is really so useful?"

I proudly raised my head and shook off my big back hairstyle, most of all because no one could doubt my ability. "Of course, the child is definitely not lying, if you don't believe it, the child can also make some for you in a while, so that you can also ......" As soon as the words were said, the old man's expression became more and more unkind, so frightened that I swallowed the rest of the words back, and quickly bent down and put on a deferential appearance.

"Old man, you are still angry, you can do it, it's not a big deal, but Erlang, my mother is so old, and you still use those to do it, so that others can't laugh to death when they see it." The mother's mouth said this, but the golden glow from her eyes even the old man didn't dare to look at it directly.

Cheng Luanluan on the side received my call for help, held back a smile, stuck to my mother's side, and whispered with a smile: "Mother-in-law's words are not right, you don't look old at all, besides, the woman is pleasing to the person, maybe the father-in-law's heart is ......."

I almost applauded when I heard Cheng Luanluan's words, these words were too tempting, although I couldn't hear the last few words, but I could guess what the content was, even the old man subconsciously nodded his head. A layer of light color also floated on the mother's face, and she glanced at the old man as if she was ashamed, and it could be seen that the mother's heart was moved.

The old man, naturally, will not object to the surname of a woman who loves beauty, not to mention who doesn't want his wife to be beautiful and youthful for a longer time, but the old man is embarrassed to encourage his mother to be beautiful in front of his daughter-in-law, but the old man also has his own methods.

"Hmph, the old man doesn't care about you, what do you like, the old man went to the pond to walk and breathe, and his chest hurt just when he was angry with this little animal." The old man snorted and walked away, and my mother glanced at me: "Stinky boy, don't follow me and make amends to your father." ”

I scratched my big back that was getting dry, whispered, and walked downstairs behind the old man's ass.

(To be continued)