Chapter 687: The third child who is just tall and doesn't have long eyes
Fooling people, no one in the world is better at fooling people than me, and besides, we are also fooling with a well-founded basis. Uncle Li's gaze had changed from leisurely to focused, and the two knowledgeable bulls on the side were also in awe of me. A posture of humbly asking for advice.
As for Li Zhi and them, their eyes can not be said to be fanatical, yes, the scientific hypothesis, although it is just a theory and doctrine, but he is like the infinite curiosity of human beings, it is a powerful booster for human beings to explore the unknown world, with the existence of this doctrine and theory, survival and development, I dare to guarantee that for the literati and wise men of the Tang Dynasty in the future, a new window will be opened, so that their eyes can see farther, so that their minds can be plugged into a pair of wings that can take off.
"Childe, but how do you know that malaria is caused by worms, not miasma?" When Yuan Daochang asked this, his tone was very respectful, and it could be seen that they had been fooled by me, well, it was wrong to say that I had inspired their thinking mode, so their doubts had begun to waver, and they no longer dared to admit that what they thought was correct.
"Well, I'm using a fake argument to determine this...... "Thousands of words erupted, and the gang of people in front of me only nodded, why? Because they could not find any reason or evidence to refute it, they finally tentatively concluded that my hypothesis that malaria was caused by mosquito bites was correct.
Uncle Li was very greedy, and Doctor Sun and Yuan Shenzhu on the side were also extremely greedy, seeing that these gang of eyeballs almost turned into arms to snatch my precious microscope, I was a little hesitant, whether to give it or not. At this time, Doctor Sun couldn't hold back for a while: "Childe, there is a reluctant request from the poor road, and I hope that Childe can agree." ”
"Don't dare, the Taoist chief has something to say, but it doesn't hurt to speak, if Jun can do it, he will definitely agree." I bent down and quickly returned the salute with a smile.
Doctor Sun was a little embarrassed, but his dedication to science made the thickness of his face thicken unusually large, squeezed out a smile, and pointed his finger at the microscope: "Can Childe temporarily borrow this thing for the use of Poor Dao, but Poor Dao has many problems that have not yet been figured out, and it needs to be verified with this object." ”
"No, Daoist Sun, you can't put this thing in your own home, Poor Dao also wants to study it......" Yuan Tiangang was also anxious, and the two old cow noses argued in front of me.
---------------------------------------------------- "That's it, the two Taoists are long and slow, virtuous son-in-law, how about this thing, even if it is given to the old man by the virtuous son-in-law?" Uncle Li was thick-skinned, and he came directly to rob him, but before I could refuse, the old rascal grinned and smiled kindly: "Good things, don't hide them, since this thing is so useful to the two Taoist masters, and it is beneficial to my Datang's way of medicine, then, the old man put this thing in the Imperial Doctor's Office, so that the two Taoist masters may not be able to use it at any time?" Hahaha......"
The two bull-nosed veterans immediately slapped Uncle Li wildly, wise and martial, bold and clear, and the nonsense was flying all over the sky, and the angry Lao Tzu's eyes were black, shameless old rascal...... On the open-air observation deck of the Twin Towers, we all sit on the ground, drink good wine, two meat and vegetarian are not taboo, and the Taoist elite who eat, drink and have fun is also chewing a mouth full of fat, even exhaling happily, how to relieve worry? There is only fine wine, and my son is holding his breath tightly, pouring it in a big gulp, and forcing a smile on his face. Uncle Li is in a good mood, his daughter's illness is cured, and he still eats and takes up a lot of money from me here, and the old hooligan persuades people to drink again and again, and even Li Zhi, the kid, has also obtained the qualification to sit at the table, at least Li Shen's gang of guys are squatting on the side and drinking juice honestly.
Uncle Li tilted his head from time to time to look out, and in the distance, on the other side of the beach, my wife and lamb were leading Princess Jinyang to make trouble on the beach with my fang's invincible little boy. Uncle Li didn't know what he was muttering, but there must be nothing good to say, maybe, Uncle Li is pumping my third child with a big stick in Yiyin this time.
After eating and drinking, Uncle Li was finally able to take a toothpick and walk freely, and Zhao Kun, the loyal servant who would never leave an inch behind him, carefully held a rectangular wooden box in his hand, don't ask, that is my baby, and now it has become the trophy of Uncle Li, a shameless man.
The group finally walked outside my house, Uncle Li was holding a general's belly, squinting, chattering with toothpicks, looking like an old ruffian, with vicious eyes, looking at the two little children who were talking to other children on the side. Well, it's wrong, according to Yiyi's words, it's Uncle Li's baby girl, the third child of my family looks like a white-eyed wolf, a heartless master, and he responds without a sound, but Princess Jinyang is so happy that she seems to have caught a doll-level toy.
Uncle Li squeezed his eyes at me, I hurried forward, and put on a deferential posture, Uncle Li grinned obscenely: "This is your third child?" The young man looks very good, no matter how he looks, he doesn't look like a seven or eight year old, he is a big man. It's a head taller than my Li Fu. ”
"Hehe, father-in-law, don't you know, my junior picked me up, and they were all real people who had a long head and no eyes." I explained with a smile. Li Zhi, who was squatting behind Uncle Li, was holding his stomach and spinning, and Zhao Kun grinned and looked at the sky. Uncle Li gasped and almost sucked the toothpick into his throat, spit it out, turned around and glanced at me: "Don't fart to the old man, just your nine bends and eighteen bends, just remember to suffer, I don't remember how many people I have taken advantage of others, and I am embarrassed to tell the old man that you are real, and the old man has to kick people." ”
I know that Uncle Li is just screaming fiercely, and he continues to complain to the old man with a bitter face, no matter what, I must let Uncle Li understand that I am really a real person. "Father-in-law, what you said is wrong, the son-in-law is really a real person, don't stare at it, well, even if the son-in-law has some twists and turns, but it's not all for the country and the people, when do you patronize your own home, there is no business trip, you always talk fairly, otherwise, others still think that you are wrong to blame a good person."
"You're a lover! Gotcha, you don't feel blushing when you speak, the old man is panicking for you, go and go! Go on the side, save the old man from being upset, well, come back, by the way, virtuous son-in-law, don't forget, you have to hurry up on the affairs of the south, and the affairs of the Japanese country, don't ...... then."
----------------------------------------------------Since Uncle Li has mentioned the matter, I won't joke anymore, and I made a promise to Uncle Li with a clean expression. "Father-in-law, don't worry, the son-in-law promises to complete the task as soon as possible."
"Hmmm! Although you kid usually steal and play tricks and slippery tricks, but in big things, you can still tell what is good and bad, and the old man can rest assured about this...... Well, girl, it's time to go back, Daddy, I'm almost half short of my legs. Uncle Li really couldn't stand his own daughter still muttering there, and couldn't help but step forward.
"Okay daddy, goodbye brother-in-law, goodbye sister, junior, don't forget! Otherwise, I'll ignore you. "Jin Yang has a sweet mouth, beckoned us all, and threatened the third child when he was about to come.
The third man looked like an adult with a straight face: "Manly man, are you still afraid that I will regret it?" Hearing this, not only me, but also the people on the side were all happy, and even Uncle Li couldn't help grinning: "Ouch, this kid, why is he as virtuous as your second brother." "Damn! Uncle Li almost fainted on the spot when I heard this, and Li Shuqi on the side was not, nor was he smiling, and his face was strange. Li Zhi sat crookedly on the stone beast at the door without figuratively, laughed out loud regardless of the image, and saw that I was about to step towards him murderously, and Li Zhi, who knew that something was wrong, rushed out in three or two steps, boy, wait, there is a chance for the teacher to clean you up, your father can't afford to mess with it, and it is more than enough to clean up your wall.
Uncle Li clearly did it on purpose, "You always go slowly!" Pay attention on the road, you walk slowly, be careful......" I waved goodbye eagerly, and Li Shu hit me with his shoulder. "What do you mean, do you still wish something could happen to my father?"
"How dare you, don't I care about my elders?" I spread out my hands and looked innocent, wishing that this shameless imperialist leader had a gastroenteritis or a perforated stomach.
"The third child! Hey, hey, come here, brother, I have something to ask you. "I turned my head and grinned at the third room, with a chill of white teeth, and I couldn't help but shiver when I saw the third child who was pretending to be a hero just now." Second brother, you can just say something. I'm listening! "The third child went out all the way, shouting as he ran.
"Come back to me, boy, don't think that your thin arms and short legs can outrun your brother and me, come back to me quickly, otherwise, be careful that I catch you in a while, it will not be as simple as moving your mouth, come back quickly." I shouted at the third child, I knew that I should have just picked up this little fart and slapped him twice.
"No! Second brother, you like to play tricks the most! The third child was very prescient, on the side, Li Shu smiled and bent his face, no matter what, as brothers, how can the majesty be so easy to be challenged by him, rolled up his sleeves, picked up a branch from the side of the road, and chased after the third child: "Boy, don't blame my brother, this is your own fault!" ”
(To be continued)