Chapter 706: An Old Rascal Who Has to Mix Everything (Calling for a Monthly Pass)

Although it was not mentioned on the spot that I was married to Liushuang or anything, but the old man and Yuan Tiangang still came up with the result, the time when I married Liushuang was about the end of the twenty-first year of Zhenguan at the latest, the beginning of the twenty-first year of Zhenguan, and one to two years before the end of the nineteenth year of Zhenguan, after all, Xianyun has nothing now, and Liushuang, who is a sister, has to help his younger brother first.

The matter was settled, everyone was finally at ease, and Liushuang's expression was much lighter than when he first entered the house. When I said goodbye, I couldn't help but quietly took Liushuang's hand: "Sister, I'm relieved now." ”

This pun made my face flush in the night, and I glanced at me coquettishly, and my watery eyes were like the surface of the lake in the spring breeze, rippling with soft blue waves.

"Silly boy, everyone is gone, why are you still stretching your neck?!" Mother's finger poked at my head very accurately. "No, the child is looking at the sky to see when it snows! Hehe......" I hurriedly said nonsense, the old man glanced at me with contempt on the side, and snorted coldly: "There is no positive shape, I saw the girl's family, why is this German surname." The old man dropped such a sentence, threw down his sleeves, walked towards the house with his hands behind his back, and his mother covered his mouth and laughed: "Your father is like this, whatever good things fall into his mouth, they will change their taste, don't pay attention to him!" ”

"Well, mother, slow down, be careful when it's dark." I took my mother's arm and walked slowly towards the house, and my mother muttered diligently along the way: "Well, this girl is also smart enough, with a good waist and a small buttocks. ”

"Mother, you can look at the girl no matter how you look at it......" I don't know how to describe the eccentricity of my mother observing the girl.

My mother glanced at me: "You, not a family, I don't know the price of oil, salt, firewood and rice, like your father, but I don't know the master of the oil bottle, your eldest brother is difficult, and now he has accepted two concubines, but it is just a lone seedling, but your kid has the ability to be tight, and suddenly added a boy to his mother, don't look at your father all day long, when there is no one, the eyes of the music are almost gone......" Mother in front of me to reveal the old man's shortcomings, however, I like to listen.

Originally, although the old man had a rigid face in front of me and my eldest brother all day long, but when he saw the third brother and the second sister, or when he was teasing his grandchildren, he was a grandfather who doted on his juniors, where did he still have the appearance of a strict father?

"I said Erlang, you have to work harder, it's been almost a year, and your daughters-in-law have no movement in their stomachs." Mother's words really made me right, and it took a long time to say: "Mother, this matter has to be about chance, children can't do anything all day long......"

---------------------------------------------------- "Who said that!" Tell you, my mother is still waiting to hold a few more grandchildren, I hope that the ancestors will bless our family as soon as possible, the more children, the better, frowning and doing what, don't you want to listen to your mother's words? This is almost the same, if you can be like your father-in-law of the Cheng family, and give birth to six little offspring in one go, your mother can close her eyes with peace of mind...... "My mother ignored my grievances, and she was still intoxicated there."

Thinking of the half-dozen youth version of Uncle Cheng jumping up and down, I couldn't help but shudder, if all the babies in my family were like that, I was afraid that at that time, my mother would even have the heart to die, and I was afraid that Uncle Cheng, the best in the world, could educate such six living treasure brothers.

But think about it I am also very proud, we are worthy of being an excellent race, and the output rate of the offspring is much stronger than that of the eldest brother, well, continue to work hard in the future, so that the descendants of our second house will wave the banner of their fathers and plant it all over Asia, Europe, Africa and Latin America, so that the blood of my Chinese ancestors will live with the earth.

“…… Just now, Xiao Shen raised a question, that is, the hottest topic at the moment, should the release brown test be canceled. I stood in front of Li Shen's desk and said aloud. Li Shen rolled his eyes: "Master, the student didn't say that, I just said what are the benefits of canceling the release test." ”

I grinned at the little guy: "It's okay, the meaning is about the same, I just extended and developed the problem in your words, hehehe......" I patted Li Shen on the shoulder kindly, and the little guy could only sit back on the cushion with resentment.

Li Zhi almost laughed out loud on the side, and was glanced at by me majestically, how can he still be like a little child when he is a father, Li Zhi quickly put on a deaf look.

I continued to play my mouth, and constantly analyzed the pros and cons of the release brown test, and then summarized: "Therefore, for the future development of Datang, but also for the internal stability and unity of Datang, and to improve the probability of obtaining talents, it is imperative to cancel the release of brown test." Well, who still has a problem? ”

The five little princes shook their heads in unison, and I looked up at the sky, well, it was almost time for class to end. "Okay, that's all for now, let's turn to page 17 of the textbook, and the topic you need to think about today is: the meaning of unifying weights and measures, and is it necessary to reform weights and measures?"

"Brother Jun, why do you want to reform weights and measures, my Datang's weights and measures are inherited from the former Qin, haven't they always been used well?" Li Zhi asked me questions while recording the topics that I needed to go home to do tonight.

I sat cross-legged on the edge of the coal stove and rubbed my hands, although the house was burning with coal stoves, it was much warmer than outside the house with the cold wind howling, but my hands and feet could still feel a little cold, and the coal stove was comfortable, and it was warm all over the body. "Don't you know that the Martial Arts Research Institute and the Ministry of Industry have now all adopted the new measurement standards?"

"I know, but why do you want to change this new measurement standard? Isn't it possible to use the same old ones? Li Zhi was still full of suspicion and asked, sat next to me, put his feet on the stove to bake, I looked up and glared at this immoral little kid, Li Zhi hurriedly grinned and said, "I just changed it today, it's absolutely tasteless." ”

"Nonsense, huh, I want to ask you, do you know what the width of a hair is? What are the units of length of my Datang? I squinted and glanced at Li Zhi, the prince who never paid attention to his image in front of me, and then asked.

Li Zhi grinned: "Brother Jun, aren't you looking for a ballast clearly?" Who has the spare time to measure hair, but Xiaozhi I am also a member of our Datang, if I don't even know the length unit of our Datang, I'm afraid I won't have a face. After saying this, he raised his eyebrows proudly. This little kid, the tone of his speech is about to catch up with me, well, it's okay not to learn, but to learn all the crooked things I have learned through and tightly.

---------------------------------------------------- "in, leading, zhang, step, ruler, inch, minute." This is all the length units of my Datang, Brother Jun, let me tell you, the steps of our Datang are different from the steps of the previous dynasty, do you know why? There is also a story here, my father in the early years of Zhenguan, once thought that he was a ruler, today's step of our Datang, is according to my father's casual walk of these two steps, according to this distance to set the length of our Datang: step, and one-fifth of the step is a foot, three hundred steps for a mile. "Listening to Li Zhi proudly in front of me, my mind was a little dizzy, I wanted to mix everything with Uncle Li, the old rascal, and now, I really mixed a foot into the length unit, Qin Shi Huang did this, and now Uncle Li is also doing this, yes, this old guy is really narcissistic to the extreme.

"Look at this," I said, untapping a compass the size of a beer bottle cap from my belt and tossing it on the table. Li Zhi didn't understand what I meant, so he pinched it and took a closer look: "Well, it's not bad!" ”

I almost rolled my eyes, took three deep breaths, and then glared at Li Zhi viciously: "Take out this thing I gave you last time, compare it, and take a look." ”

Li Zhi also took the compass from his belt and put the two compasses together, and on the side, the four little princes all stared at me curiously. I took a knife from my waist, pinched a compass, gently picked the tip of the knife along the gap, opened it, removed the cover, took out the round glass piece in the middle, and then concocted it in the same way, pried open the other one, and also folded it apart, and then handed the two round pieces of glass to Li Zhi's hands: "You see, is there a difference in the size of these two pieces of glass?" If there is a gap, how much is that? ”

Li Zhi squeezed his eyes and estimated for a long time: "There is no difference, I'm afraid it's just a little bit worse." Li Zhi stretched out his little finger and gestured, and I continued to ask, "How long is a little bit?" ”

Li Zhimu was silent for a long time, and he didn't know how to describe it, and finally Li Shen, who has always attached importance to reality, took two pieces of glass and compared them in his hand and made an inference: "This score is much smaller, and the students are not accurate." ”

"Tell you that the length unit used by the Martial Arts Research Institute and the Ministry of Industry is now in addition to the ruler, the first rate adopts the decimal system, and the maximum length calculation is to start with meters, one meter is equal to ten meters, one decimeter is equal to ten centimeters, and one centimeter is equal to ten millimeters, do you know what the most basic unit of Datang is? It's millet, that is, millet. Actually, it can be smaller, but we don't have such more accurate measuring tools in our hands now. "I'm a little sorry.

(To be continued)