Chapter 720: The Old Man with a Big Mouth (Calling for a Monthly Pass)

"I said two brothers, can you give two days of grace, now brother, I really have a tighter hand." Pei Xingjian's expression looked like the real thing. "You don't come to this set, you are poor, you are poor, you almost have a mountain of gold at home, don't think Lao Su doesn't know, your mother-in-law is a capable master." Su Dingfang spat and flew around, and the harmful Lao Tzu also suffered a few drops, so he had to take two steps back, and let this old man with a developed parotid gland system continue to put pressure on Pei Xingjian.

Pei Xingjian was very thick-skinned, and his head fell: "My old brother, I can't use women's money as a big man, can I still hold my head up at home in the future?" ”

"Nonsense, you, which month's Yulu you sent to the house, tell you, bumping into your younger siblings is a blessing that your kid has cultivated for eight lifetimes......" Su Dingfang, who knew Pei Xingjian's old background well, didn't mean to let go of this guy. Xue Rengui and I were happy to watch the play on the side, and in the end, Pei Xingjian still succeeded in playing tricks and gave me and Su Dingfang an IOU of 500 yuan each. "Count you ruthless, don't let me win you next time." Pei Xingjian still did not change his will, but the answer he got was Su Dingfang's pair of white-eyed benevolence, and I diligently stuffed Pei Xingjian's IOU into my arms. "Well, before leaving the school, the good news was spread, which seems to be a good sign." I'm very satisfied.

Su Dingfang looked at me with a little anger in her eyes: "Brother Jun, your luck is really good, right?" The deputy head of the march in Yangping Road, tsk tsk, Lao Su sold his life and pinched I don't know how many battles, and now I have a former army manager, you are good, you will go to me all of a sudden. ”

"What's the matter, you're not convinced?" I grinned slowly: "Cheng, if you have the ability, you can not vomit on the sea boat, and the little brother is willing to give up this position as the deputy manager." ”

Su Dingfang's face turned a little green, and he glanced at me with disdain indignantly: "Okay, even if you are ruthless, but it is also true, that sea boat is really not something that anyone can take, and the old Su Jiang boat has also been on it, but I don't feel that it is as noisy as a sea boat, otherwise I wouldn't have to make a fool of myself last time." ”

"That's the problem of adapting to the surname, my little brother's surname is the material for running the boat, hehe, Your Majesty's choice of the younger brother is just a merit-based admission." I'm a little complacent, and it's no wonder I'm not happy at this time. Xue Rengui also vomited, Pei Xingjian also vomited, Su Dingfang almost vomited bile, and I didn't have any, which can only show that I do refuse to have the talent to resist fainting. It's just this one, I don't know what will happen to my two pro-soldier leaders, Fang Cheng and Bo Naljin, well, when the time comes, it's a big deal to ask Doctor Sun to pour some medicine into it, and after three or five days of continuous shaking on the boat, even if you don't get used to it, you have to get used to it.

--------------------------------------------------- regrettably, just as I was about to continue bragging, Uncle Cheng showed up...... Someone is proud, someone has to lose his word, such as my father-in-law, Uncle Cheng, the old guy is very yin and yang after the meeting. "Tut-tut, boy, have you become the deputy manager? It's only been a few days, and this ability can be seen to grow tight...... Why don't you kid pretend to be sick and let the old man go to the land for you? The old man's baby daughters have been sent to your home, this little request, you will not worry about the old man, right? "Uncle Cheng's action of raising his eyebrows is very distinctive, and others raise their eyebrows at the end of their eyebrows. But Uncle Cheng began to twist up and down from his brows, as if there were two caterpillars crawling around on the head of a bully, and his posture was very penetrating.

I swallowed my saliva for a long time and didn't know how to respond to Uncle Cheng's request, it was too much, this was a bandit at all, fortunately, just when I couldn't answer, Su Dingfang and Pei Xingjian were in schadenfreude, Uncle Li Jing finally couldn't stand it anymore, and stood up to uphold justice: "Old horseman, don't play tricks in front of juniors!" If you have the ability, go to Your Majesty, but I haven't seen your number. ”

"Hehe, don't worry, Senior Brother Yao, Lao Cheng is just teasing this kid, right? The virtuous son-in-law is a young descendant, you have to make meritorious contributions to the old man, don't compare Zhang Liang's old horseman. Uncle Cheng smashed his big mouth, and then grabbed me at the moment when I was about to apply oil on the soles of my feet, and said with great concern: "By the way, the old man will give you a few tricks, if the old guy dares to find you, just ...... it."

Uncle Cheng's concern touched me, and my face was moved: "My father-in-law's love, I am grateful to my son-in-law, and when my son-in-law returns to the court, I will definitely come to my father-in-law to thank my father-in-law." ”

"Thank you, you can be regarded as half of my old Cheng family, well, but when the time comes, don't forget, bring a few more jars of wine, after the old man has drunk that thing, the other wine has faded out, by the way, the virtuous son-in-law, don't forget, and then give the old man a few sets of good glass vases, when the old man goes to see his father-in-law another day, he also has to honor the elders......" Uncle Cheng's big mouth kept opening and closing in front of my eyes, and the big teeth of a mouthful didn't even have a tooth hole, all of them were very bright, I can almost reflect my appearance.

Half a day later, Uncle Cheng finally moved his ass contentedly and squeezed to the side of Zhang Liang, the new head of the march in Yangpingdao, looking at Zhang Liang's expression of a dead father and a bereaved mother, he knew that it would definitely be nothing good for this old rascal to find General Zhang.

"Goddamn old scum!" I wiped the cold sweat from my head and cursed viciously. Su Dingfang and Pei Xingjian, who were on the side, nodded very sympathetically, and Pei Xingjian's expression looked very happy: "Fortunately, this old guy is a girl." ”

"Don't put gold on your own face, believe it or not, old Su Ming'er sued your daughter-in-law?" Su Dingfang viciously attacked Pei Xingjian, but his next sentence almost made me vomit while holding the pillar.

After Su Dingfang finished attacking Pei Xingjian, he said leisurely in his very rough and hoarse voice: "Fortunately, our old Su has already married a daughter-in-law...... "Pei Xingjian and I expressed our disdain to this new famous general of the Tang Dynasty with white eyes at the same time.

In the end, it was agreed that the generals of the land route would go out at the end of February, and the water army, that is, General Zhang and me, as well as the staff and students of the Tang Royal Academy, had less than ten days left to prepare.

According to General Zhang's words, the naval army is no better than the land army, since you have to fight, then first of all, you have to familiarize yourself with the surname of the sea ship as if you are familiar with the swords and guns in your hands.

Although the number of naval forces in our military academy does not account for a large proportion, there are nearly 2,500 people, and there are more than 1,200 naval and artillery personnel, plus faculty and staff, there are nearly 4,000 people, which is not a small number.

---------------------------------------------------However, General Zhang patted his chest and promised me that he could seconded 20 new gunboats to my cadets of the Datang Royal Academy for use, all of which were converted from Datang's building ships, and removed the two heavy long-range strike weapons originally used by the navy, such as the large water warfare winch crossbow and the stone thrower. In addition, the upper two-story castle-like deck of the towering building ship has been canceled, the center of gravity has been reduced, and the deck has been refurbished and thickened, the bottom compartment is still loaded with iron and stone to press the cabin, and the second floor is the place where sailors and soldiers live and stay, the third and fourth floors have been rebuilt from the original height by the previous Tibetan cabin to the artillery deck, the building of the Tang Dynasty is twenty zhang long, that is, there are sixty meters, and there are nearly forty guns on two sides and two floors.

Although the virtuous nephew was relieved, the old man's subordinates had already sent a message that each gunboat converted from the building ship could carry more than 1,500 stones. Forty cannons are more than enough. "General Zhang's big mouth keeps opening and closing in front of my eyes, but I want to sew up this old guy's big mouth with threads. This old guy is crazy, if it weren't for the fact that I don't have a phone or mobile phone with me now, I would definitely call 120 and ask the mental hospital to invite this old man to recuperate, or let him go to Africa to fight with the hippo.

"What's wrong? Virtuous nephew, don't forget, you are the old man's subordinate, and you are also a member of the old man's command, what are you thinking, you have to go to our side, right? General Zhang patted me on the shoulder, and a pair of triangular eyes lit up.

I expressed severe criticism of General Zhang's crazy behavior, this is simply the development of the Great Leap Forward, which is very unfavorable to the development of the Tang Navy, nonsense, the ship gun is lighter than the general artillery, but it is also a heavy weapon, each ship gun has at least 1,000 catties, in addition, the projectile of each ship cannon is about ten catties to four catties according to the use, and the ammunition base of each cannon is one hundred, plus the propellant, that is to say, the gross weight of each gun is at least 1,600 catties or more, Forty guns is sixty-five thousand catties, not counting the most basic more than 100 sailors per ship, three gunners per gunner, and bits and pieces of personnel at all levels.

(To be continued)