Less than half a century after the end of the so-called "Kangqian Prosperous Era", the Opium War broke out. It was such a dynasty, and there were even some unscrupulous people in later generations who overturned the case for them, and what kind of golden age in Chinese history was the prosperous Kangqian era, but in the end the expert committee did not pass, because the committee was a group of Western barbarians, and they believed that Kangqian was a dark age rather than a golden age.

When I heard the news, I almost didn't laugh my big teeth off, but I didn't expect that those Western barbarians even knew more about China's history than some so-called experts and fork presidents who deliberately ignored the true face of history. It's all a bunch of Wang Ba squatting on the edge of the gutter, who have nothing to do when they are full, boring and playing with their eggs.

Some people may say that I am extreme, but I think so, since I was a child, I have been a paranoid, and there are no other emotions to speak of except disgust for that dynasty, disgust and endless disappointment. At least in my eyes, I was equally disappointed with the Ming Dynasty and the next dynasty.

When Fang entered the cabin, I suddenly remembered a big event, turned back to Fang Cheng and asked, "How is it?" Why did those guys go to buy eggs and still haven't come back? ”

Fang Cheng scratched his head: "The little ones don't know very well, the Fang Zhu brothers said that there are not many eggs in Dengzhou City, and they have bought almost all of them, but the number is not enough for most of what you said, so they are going to buy all the other duck eggs or something, and when we came, they came back and some people were loading the car there, presumably they had to be very careful to transport that thing, so I'm afraid it's still walking halfway now." ”

"Oh!" I nodded and turned around: "Bo Narjin, you lead some more people, rush over along the road, if you meet them in the house, help them, remember, be careful for me, tell them that whoever dares to break an egg will have to pay ten cents to the son." ”

"The little one obeys." Bonnardin strode out of the hatch, roared a few times, and immediately pulled a group of people off the boat quickly, and ran in unison towards the dock.

Xianyun looked at me for a long time: "Brother Jun, you are playing a trick, why are you buying so many eggs?" Want to improve the lives of these soldiers? ”

I glanced at Xianyun, grinned at the corners of my mouth, and my front teeth lit up: "Well, that's pretty much what it means, but I'm afraid that none of these people are willing to eat, hehehe......"

---------------------------------------------------Maybe I smiled a little evilly, Xianyun couldn't help but shudder, looking at me with some fear, this little brother can't figure out what I want to do, but my students all have a natural expression, in their opinion, Shizun does everything, naturally has his purpose.

"Hehe, this son has his own wonderful use, tomorrow morning, you will know, but now ......" I turned my eyes to Liu Yue and them. I have a daunting task for you, can you do it? I put my hands behind my back and said in a deep voice.

"Please tell the teacher, the students must do their best." Liu Yue: They never knew what it meant to retreat, which was very satisfying to me.

I returned to my separate cabin and picked up several sheets of white silk, white silk flags with tassels on three sides, but without any markings on them. Several of my disciples and Xianyun were all looking at me in confusion.

"Draw the number zero, and draw a huge, standard zero egg on these flags for the teacher, remember, you are not allowed to draw deviations. In total, less than forty of these white silk flags were prepared. "I'm serious.

Liu Yue and the others were all stunned, they didn't understand what this meant at all, and I didn't explain much: "Before tomorrow morning, you must draw all the answers for the teacher, and this is the first answer sheet you need to hand over to the teacher during this time." "I laughed extremely obscenely, well, I was very happy in my heart, I want the sailors of the Datang Royal Academy to feel well, what is called humiliation, how to lose face can be thrown to grandma's house.

However, my students and Xianyun have already understood my surname, and they don't want to explain, even if they ask again, it's useless, but seeing my mischievous smile, they naturally know that there must be nothing good, honestly prepare paper and pen, and type a draft on the paper first, I am not worried that Liu Yue will draw zero eggs into pumpkins or rugby, anyway, the uglier the more ironic, I don't mind making this effect more intense.

Early the next morning, under the urging of the emergency assembly call, all the members of the Datang Military Academy stepped down from their own ships and ran to the open space of the dock, where a neat twenty-one phalanxes were formed, and behind me were General Zhang Da, who had just arrived at the Dengzhou dock early this morning, and a large group of naval generals, which could be regarded as a welcome to our group of friendly troops.

Of course, the first thing to be held is to raise the national flag and sing the national anthem, and now this event has become an indispensable political task every day in all military garrisons in Datang. Subsequently, General Zhang, the main person in charge of the Datang Navy Division, jumped forward and delivered a speech, hoping that the students of the Datang Military Academy would regard the Datang Navy as their own home, and in the future, the Navy Division would become a place where they would make meritorious contributions.

Then, it's my turn. I stood under the national flag, looked at the neat twenty-one phalanxes, nodded first, then raised my hand, and immediately, my own soldiers, carefully pushed out several cartloads of eggs, duck eggs, and goose eggs from the end of the pier.

Everyone present was dumbfounded, including General Zhang and his party who came to watch the ceremony, Zhang Liang couldn't help but take two steps forward and tug at my clothes: "I said virtuous nephew, what the hell are you doing?" ”

"Although the general can rest assured, the last general has his own opinions, this is just a means to motivate the soldiers, and the last general has absolutely no grandstanding." I hurriedly replied respectfully to General Zhang. General Zhang squinted at me for a long time, and threatened in a low voice: "You can say this, the old man can warn you first, the soldiers of your training academy, the old man will not point fingers in front of you, but no matter what the matter, the old man will play Your Majesty." ”

Hearing this, I was speechless, I don't know if Uncle Li is not worried about my command ability of the water division, or General Zhang can't trust my ability to train soldiers, but it doesn't matter, I will let you understand that sometimes, the role of eggs is far more effective than Qian Silk for these soldiers.

General Zhang quietly retreated to the generals of the navy, not knowing what he was whispering, but everyone's expressions were a little weird, and it could be seen that these guys didn't understand what psychological stimulation was.

Five carts of eggs, duck eggs, goose eggs, and even bird eggs with spots on their shells. Although the expressions and eyes of the twenty-one phalanx students below were so curious and surprised, the long-term training had allowed them to maintain a serious standing posture and not make the slightest sound.

--------------------------------------------------- it was the generals of the navy who were chirping there like birds. I ignored their noise, cleared my throat, stepped forward, pointed to the carts of eggs, and said loudly to these students: "Students, tell me, what did you see?" ”

"Chief Report: Eggs!" The voice of the answer is relatively neat and powerful, but everyone's expressions are a little funny, well, laugh slowly, when the time comes, I will not be able to make you cry. I nodded: "Eggs, yes, in fact, there are all kinds of eggs here in addition to eggs, I want to ask you, do you want to eat them?!" ”

"Yes!" After this answer, the students' expressions began to change to hippie smiles.

I nodded, ignored them, and then summoned Fang Cheng and Bo Narjin, and unfurled a white silk flag with a black line painted on it. "What is this?!" I stretched out my finger and lit the flag. The students were a little confused, but fortunately, someone smart finally shouted: "Number zero!" ”

"Correct, but why is this so quiet?" I tilted my head, and at this time, twenty-one phalanxes shouted in unison: "Number zero!" ”

"It seems that everyone hasn't forgotten what the academy taught you, well, that's good, okay, I'll tell you now, this flag is called the Zero Egg Flag! Just like the cartloads of eggs in front of you, I tell you now that the meaning of this flag is: no! Nothing. Of course, it also depends on whether you work hard or not. ”

I glanced at the students who were standing straight. "Now let's get down to business. Since everyone wants to eat it, but there are not enough eggs here, and the official has made so many flags and is thinking about how to use them all, so the official has come up with a good solution, that is, starting tomorrow, we will start a live-fire exercise at sea! ”

(To be continued)