Chapter 743 - Go Back with Your Bare Ass (Calling for a Monthly Pass)

I nodded, glancing at the generals who were in the tent studying the terrain and the march route with their staffs. At this time, an old general stood up: "Lord Fang, don't care about him, ask for peace, ask for a fart, before my army arrived on Wa Island, why didn't I hear that they wanted to seek peace, it was obviously because I saw that my Celestial Empire army was powerful, and I was afraid in my heart." It's better to kill it directly, and let us add some merit. ”

The old general's naked words immediately got the support of a considerable number of people, and many people directly expressed their determination to make contributions with foul language, originally, seeking peace, when we are fools, it is almost the same, the Tang Dynasty soldiers are all plagiarism, the most eager is to fight, to make peace, then still fart, don't fight, where is the military merit promotion, the old general's words said the voice of the big guy.

Pour ""

"Lord Fang, it's better to see it, although my army is here to pacify the Japanese country, but the last general also wants to hear what tricks they want to make." Another general also stepped forward.

"In that case, let the Japanese envoys come, General Ben will meet in the big tent of the Chinese army, but I want to see how he can talk about lotus flowers and tell our Tang Dynasty to retreat." I grinned, not without malice.

A few quarters of an hour later, the envoys of the Japanese state drove into the camp of the Chinese army with several civil and military personnel and several carts of treasures. When they were about to enter the tent of the Chinese army, some soldiers had already stopped them and dropped the weapons at their waists, and not only that, but the guards also asked them to strip naked for inspection, otherwise, they were not allowed to enter. Hearing this, a group of envoys of the Japanese State suddenly changed their faces, and one of the Japanese people dressed as a military general dared to point his finger at Bonarjin, who was cold-eyed and blocked the entrance to the military tent, and was stunned by the slap of Bonarjin, the overlord of the steppe, and the Turkic rapper.

At this moment, I was not scared lightly, and it took me a long time to hold back my laughter and say loudly: "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, people are also the envoys of a country, although this country may only exist for more than a month, but my Datang has always been a state of etiquette, and I treat guests with benevolence and virtue, so let them in." ”

"No!" After Bo Narjin replied very eloquently, he reluctantly stepped out of the way, and let the few Japanese envoys with angry faces walk towards the big tent of the Chinese army. As for the one who had fainted, he naturally let their entourage quickly drag them aside, afraid that even if he woke up, he would not have the face to squeeze in again.

---------------------------------------------------"The envoy of the Japanese Kingdom, Yuichi Nakano, has seen the generals of the Celestial Empire, and he has seen the generals. "Yuichi Nakano, the envoy of the Wakuni Sho, respectfully saluted me and all the generals present. Then he stood there very calmly, looking at me with a very calm gaze.

I looked at him coldly, didn't say a word, and didn't have the slightest expression on my face, until Nakano Yu's eyes lowered, I chuckled to myself, and said slowly: "Well, I don't know why this Nakano-sama came to General Ben?" ”

"On the orders of our lord, the subordinates have come to see the general and offer tribute, and I also hope that the general will stop the war." Yuichi Nakano took out a tribute slip from his bosom, as well as a credential.

I raised my chin towards Fang Cheng and glanced at him, Fang Cheng nodded knowingly and took two steps forward, stretched out his hand to take the gift list, but he didn't accept the national letter, and then put the tribute list on my desk and opened it, well, yes, it's quite bloody, I raised my head: "Come on, bring the tribute to General Ben." ”

A box full of pearls, a box of gold, and three boxes of silver, all shining, glowing with an attractive light, looking at all the Tang generals present, their eyes were all green, and their faces were hideous, like bandits who were so poor that they couldn't even afford to wear pants on Erlang Mountain.

Only General Ben, still maintaining a serious expression and the demeanor of a great general, quietly swallowed his saliva, and I glanced at everyone majestically, stepped down from the couch, and walked to the tribute. Stretched out his hand and took out two pearls the size of a dragon's eye, and saw that Lao Tzu's eyes almost popped out, damn, I'm afraid this thing can be worth a lot of money, right?

Looking left and right, I hated it in my heart. The ancestors are a plank, you knew this, this general should have gone to watch the tribute alone, how is it like now, in front of everyone's eyes, I can't put this thing in my pocket, right?

Holding back the trembling of his fingers, he threw the two pearls back into the box, slapped his palm, as if patting away the dust in his hands, and glanced at the tribute with a contemptuous gaze, then he walked back to the couch and squatted up, and pointed hatefully at Yuichi Nakano, the envoy of the Wa Kingdom who was stunned at me, as if he was pointing at the enemy of the Ninth World: "These things are no different from dung in the eyes of this general, but you, Yuichi Nakano, read the national letter of your lord well, I would like to hear what your lord thinks. ”

"In that case, the subordinate will receive the order." Yuichi Nakano had recovered, spread out his credentials, and began to read them...... "...... I also hope that the generals of the Celestial Dynasty will strike the war, and my country is willing to pay tribute to the Tang Dynasty for generations, according to the age of tribute...... "Yuichi Nakano stood in front of me, and read out the peace letter of the emperor of the Japanese kingdom in a very low voice. However, his reading made the morale of the Tang generals in the big tent of the Chinese army angry.

Halfway through the reading, I slammed my slap on the desk, making a loud noise that startled everyone present, and Yuichi Nakano's hands trembled, and even the national letter in his hand fell to the ground, staring at me in a daze, as if he didn't understand why I was so angry.

"Hehehe, a good tribute according to the year, the Tang Dynasty. What an emperor. I laughed angrily, stood up from my seat, looked at the envoy of the Japanese kingdom who had already picked up the letter of state, and raised my eyelids to peek at my expression. Fuck, they're all dying, and at this time, at the beginning of the national letter, they dare to call themselves emperors, I think they are indeed tired of living to the extreme, and now, they dare to provoke Lao Tzu's tiger power.

"Bold, a small country, dare to call yourself the emperor, and dare to use this tone to speak to the general of my Tang Dynasty, Lao Tzu sees that you have come to my army to be stabbed, right?" An old general on the side couldn't hold it back, jumped out, glared and shouted angrily.

Yuichi Nakano's expression was very calm: "The general's words are wrong, our people obey our lord as the emperor, this is a matter in our country, not a deliberate provocation to the Celestial Empire, as for the ministers, they have also admired the Central Plains culture for a long time, and they have been to the Celestial Empire to study for a period of time, and they also know that the two countries will not fight to make ......."

--------------------------------------------------- "Oh?!" I raised my hand to stop the old general's action of wanting to draw a knife and cut people, and stood in front of the envoy of the Japanese state: "Then you are also an envoy to the Tang Dynasty?" ”

"Exactly!" Yuichi Nakano still looks like a dead pig who is not afraid of being hot. I sneered twice: "Very good, what General Ben is most unaccustomed to is stealing other people's things, in the end, he says that he is his own kind of thief, of course, my Datang has always been to convince people with virtue, naturally I will not kill you, General Ben asked you to bring a sentence to your master, this general represents not only the army of the Tang Dynasty, but also the will of the Tang Empire, your provocative behavior has angered the entire Tang Dynasty, you have only one ending, the whole country is not fighting, otherwise, give me all the beard to shave to surrender!" Remember, General Ben wants all of you to shave your hair, and if you can't do it, don't blame General Ben for being ruthless. ”

"You! You are clearly deceiving people too much! Nakano Yu's face turned red with anger, and the other three Japanese people on the side who had not spoken suddenly shouted, and with my pause, they were immediately beaten by the soldiers who rushed in outside the door like wolves.

In the midst of the screams and wails, I looked at the frightened and frightened Japanese envoy, looked at him coldly, grinned, and a mouthful of white teeth flashed with an evil light: "Come, take this person down, let him come with all the Japanese envoys, shave the hair on the body of this general, and give each of them a leaf to cover his body, otherwise, when he goes to see their master, it will be too rude." ”

Suddenly, in the big tent of the Chinese army, there was a laugh of schadenfreude, and the envoy of the Japanese State suddenly turned pale, and he was about to scold when he opened his mouth, and the loyal servant Fang Cheng behind me immediately threw this girl to the ground with a flying leg and a heart-warming foot, and the soldiers and ruffians who had been waiting outside the tent for a long time squeezed into the tent one by two with a silver smile on their faces, and they didn't know where to take out a rag that seemed to be a sock and blocked the mouth of the Japanese envoy who was kicked by Fang Cheng and vomited sour water, and easily dragged it out.

"Don't forget, in addition to this envoy, everyone else will also do the same for General Ben, if anyone doesn't shave clean, General Ben will make you look like this, do you understand?"

"No!" The soldiers who were laughing outside the door seemed to be very neat.

Two quarters of an hour later, the Japanese envoy who had been stripped into a bare pig and had shaved his hair, eyebrows and mustache, carried a leaf, and stumbled towards the camp gate with his bare butt amid the roar of laughter like a sea tide in the Tang military camp.

In the evening, after the army was assembled and stationed, at dinner, Liu Renliang leaned over to me with some concern and whispered, "My lord, I'm afraid it's not appropriate for you to do this, right?" ”

I smiled faintly and shook my head, and said to the generals who were munching on the food: "What is appropriate or inappropriate, when the younger brother set out on the expedition, His Majesty had a decree with me, and now I am saying that I know with you, if Your Majesty does not let the Japanese Kingdom submit to my Tang Dynasty, but needs this piece of land, you can all hear it clearly?" ”

"That's good, hahaha, then what do we have to worry about, let's slaughter one by one, let's slaughter a pair of ...... together" A group of generals excitedly laughed, as soon as I said this, I also gave the surname of the Tang Dynasty's military action against the Japanese State, that is to say, for the Japanese State, you can only fight, there is no other trick, such an insult, if the Japanese can endure it, then it will be, anyway, even if they don't fight, they can only obediently hand over the household registration classics and become the labor force of my Datang.

Liu Renliang was slightly stunned and didn't speak again, after the dinner, I left Liu Renliang behind and told him some of the news that could be said, Liu Renliang was not stupid, after thinking about it carefully, I contacted the key. slapped his thigh: "Wonderful, Your Majesty is really Your Majesty, in this way, my Datang has the capital to develop several islands in the south, and in addition, my Datang is short of manpower to build roads." ”

"Hehehe, this is what Lord Liu said yourself, and it has nothing to do with Ben Jiang." I smiled faintly.

Liu Renliang narrowed his eyes: "The adult didn't say it, it's just a random guess by the lower officials, it can't be true!" Then he smiled at me, and then reported to me how much grain and grass had been consumed during this period.

"In other words, our military resources can still last for a month and a half, at least artillery shells and other supplies, at least enough to support the whole army to launch three or four full-scale battles, right?" I pondered the message that Liu Renliang had passed to me, and then said.

Liu Renliang nodded: "Exactly, the lower officials are worried, food, after all, we will go from here to Fujiwara Jing, according to the original plan, it will take more than half a month, and now according to the news received by the staff officers and reconnaissance personnel, the Japanese army is sending additional troops to Tottori Castle, the place where our army must pass through Fujiwara Kyoto, and the intention is obvious, that is, to fight with us." ”

Liu Renliang's analysis is not unreasonable, but in addition to the convenient road of Tottori Castle, taking other roads will take a longer time, and it will be a test of morale and rations. In addition, the intelligence officers sent by our Jinsoin to the Wa Kingdom have clearly sent the news that in addition to walking birds, the other road must go directly south from Matsue, and then go around to the west, so that they can go east, but this road is the only way for the Wa [***] team stationed in Kyushu to rush to the aid of Fujiwara-kyo, if there are many entanglements on the road, when the time comes, the military rations will be gone, and there will be a fart battle. The 50,000 elites of the Tang Dynasty have become hungry ghosts who can't even lift weapons.

(To be continued)