Like him, a minister who can rise and fall more than ten times in a row during the Zhenguan years, he is the only one, and others see him as if he is hiding from the plague, as the so-called people hate ghosts, but this old guy never repents, is not ashamed, but is very proud, wherever he goes, what is not pleasing to the eye, and he still has to point fingers and twitter.

In this world, the soft are afraid of the hard, the hard are afraid of the horizontal, the horizontal are afraid of being stunned, and the stunned are afraid of dying, Uncle Cheng is definitely a sinister person pretending to be stunned, and ordinary people can only retreat when they see it, and this old man Xiao is definitely a master who does not want to die. Once when I was drinking and chatting with Uncle Cheng in Cheng's house, Uncle Cheng once described this cockfighting master to me very solemnly. “…… Not to mention that the people next to him have to retreat when they see this old thing, even the old man doesn't dare to fight with him when he meets him, this old man is simply a hob knife meat ...... when he takes a bath in the oil pot and goes to the knife mountain to step on the spring."

At that time, I listened to Uncle Cheng's description, I was shocked for a while, and then I talked to the old man at home about it, and the old man solemnly warned me to stay away from this cockfighting master, and I knew that what Uncle Cheng said was true, this kind of soft and hard do not eat, and only the skinny old gun medicine was left after taking off his clothes, no wonder Uncle Cheng could only retreat in front of him.

Li Zhi seemed to be used to telling me witty things in front of me, and often called a very respected elder to the old fellow, but it was fine, after all, he had a way to vent in private, which was much better than scolding or calculating in person.

"He said before, for the sake of political affairs, your father's opinion was adopted by my father, and his opinion was rejected, so he quarreled with your father in front of my father at that time, and the old guy almost rolled up his sleeves on the spot." Li Zhi's words almost made my jaw fall on the snow, obediently, I fell in love with this cockfighting master and my father.

Li Zhi smiled: "Later, my father was angry and reprimanded him, but who would have thought that the old guy was unhappy in his heart, and he was angry, so he asked to resign from the prince's Taibao and Tongzhongshu's three ranks, and decided to shave his head and become a monk." My father is angry about this. ”

"What?!" My happy mouth is crooked, this kind of person to become a monk, it's too funny, right? The old man in his seventies, who is angry and vigorous, went to be a monk, and even the Shaolin Temple would not dare to take in an old savage like him.

As he spoke, he arrived at the Qifeng Pavilion, and the Ouchi guards had already seen that it was me and Li Zhi, the prince, who had come together, and had walked into the pavilion to report before we signaled, and after a while, the guards came out and said with a smile: "His Royal Highness the Prince, Lord Fang, Your Majesty invites the two of you to enter." ”

"Well, let's go!" Li Zhi nodded very gently at the guards with a smile, the gossip and obscenity on his face had long disappeared, and he put on a posture of the prince with his head held high, and walked towards the inside.

As soon as --------------------------------------------------- Fang entered the house, he heard a crisp and sweet voice of joy. "Brother Jiu is good!" Princess Jinyang, who had not been seen for more than a year, suddenly jumped out from behind the door and stood in front of Li Zhi prettyly, Li Zhi put on a surprised expression very exaggeratedly, patted his chest and said: "Little girl, scared to death as a brother." It's all so big, and they still play this kind of game. ”

"Who made you so scared," Princess Jinyang smiled proudly, very radiant, and I walked into the pavilion two steps behind Li Zhi, Princess Jinyang saw me, and showed a lovely smile to me: "It turns out that the brother-in-law of the Fang family is also here, and the little sister has seen her brother-in-law." ”

"How dare you, Fang Jun has seen Her Royal Highness the Princess." I quickly said modestly. "Okay, okay, I haven't seen you polite to anyone usually, but today I'm polite to my daughter, anyone, come and sit down and warm up." Uncle Li sat on the low couch and waved happily and smiled. After I saluted in the direction of Uncle Li, I sat down on the low couch with the two royal relatives.

Fang sat down, Uncle Li looked at me and said with a smile: "I said virtuous son-in-law, why don't you come to see me, an old man, after coming back for so many days, isn't it because I still blame me for sending you on the expedition?" ”

I hurriedly smiled and said: "Where, isn't the son-in-law here, a few days ago, the son-in-law was really tired, so I took advantage of the holiday to recuperate at home, and today I specially invited His Royal Highness the Prince, and I came to invite my father-in-law to come." "See your old man, come to play with you if you have nothing to do? It's okay to tease you, it's no wonder that your old man doesn't trouble me.

"Really?" Uncle Li was still the same, with a kind look, he took a sip of the tea on the table, but the fragrance of the tea didn't seem to be right, I couldn't help but suck it with my nose, Uncle Li couldn't help but feel funny when he saw me like this, and simply pushed the teacup towards me: "What's the matter, could it be that the virtuous son-in-law also wants to have something?" ”

I looked down and saw that the fart tea leaves, which were clearly ginkgo biloba leaves. Uncle Li smiled smugly: "Hehe, boy, see what it is, right?" ”

"Son-in-law knows, this is ginkgo biloba, father-in-law, you are ......" I said with some doubts. Although ginkgo biloba is a new medicine that I proposed, I didn't expect Uncle Li to start drinking it.

Uncle Li smiled faintly, with a trace of bitterness on his face: "At the beginning of the year, the old man had another wind disease, and the grandson Daochang suggested this thing to the old man, saying that you provided it, this thing is very effective for heart and blood diseases, as well as wind diseases, Sun Daochang also suggested that the old man use this leaf as a pillow, well, it also has some effect, at least in the past half a year, the old man's body is said to be more and more active, hehe." ”

"Father-in-law, it's good that you're healthy! Father-in-law, don't be too tired, after all, I can't do without you in Datang. "I'm a little worried, although Uncle Li no longer takes medicinal stones, his body is indeed much stronger than in the past, but cardiovascular disease is not something that can be treated by current medical technology, Uncle Li seems to have to pay attention to maintenance, I hope that this great emperor would better live for one or two decades, and wait for Li Zhi, a little fart child, to fully grow up and then warp his feet, and under the suppression of Uncle Li's prestige, the various reforms of the Tang Dynasty can be carried out smoothly. If you want to do something new, you definitely have to be under a lot of pressure.

"That's right, Daddy, you have to be obedient, but you are not allowed to stay up late." Princess Jinyang on the side snuggled up to Uncle Li's side and said coquettishly, and Uncle Li hurriedly nodded and said, "Okay, good, Daddy must listen to our little son." "Uncle Li is almost obedient to this lovely daughter.

But son, I feel a little funny when I think of the nickname of this princess of Jinyang, and I only know what it means when I ask my beautiful daughter-in-law, Princess Lamb. 兕子, which means little female rhinoceros. The rhinoceros is a rough animal, and the purpose of giving the girl such a milk name is to hope that the delicate girl can be as easy to raise as the rhinoceros and can withstand all wind and rain.

However, the beautiful, slender, well-behaved and agile Princess Jinyang gave me the impression that she was more like a cunning and cute fox, and had nothing to do with the wild and clumsy rhinoceros.

"By the way, brother-in-law, Ming'er Mingda wants to go and see his nephew, is it okay?" Director Jinyang Gong was caressed by Uncle Li lovingly caressed her green silk, raised her lovely chin, and smiled with her big eyes into a cute curved moon, I naturally only nodded. "That's naturally welcome, your sister talked about you yesterday, if you don't go to the house again, your sister is afraid that she will come to talk to you."

Uncle Li's face darkened a little, and he snorted lowly: "Good son, just let your sister come to the palace, how can you keep running out on such a cold day." ”

Princess Jinyang looked back and smiled at Uncle Li: "Daddy, my daughter is tired of staying in the palace, and there is a large group of people behind her every day, as if her daughter is a porcelain baby, and she is annoyed to death. ”

Uncle Li's face darkened, and he muttered in a low voice: "Little San, hum, it's quite smooth to scream." "Uncle Li still glared at me before he died, as if I robbed his daughter, and the old man looked aggrieved, your daughter likes to play with my third child, it's my business, why does the old rascal always like to be angry with others?

Li Zhi on the side had a strange smile on his face, seeing that I was deflated, and squeezing his eyebrows at me, he wanted to throw this prince on the roof to bask in the winter moon, let him feel it, in case he suddenly possessed him, and realized a song "The First Snow in the Twenty Years of Zhenguan" It is not necessarily.

However, when Jin Yang blinked, Uncle Li had already changed to a kind and kind smile, and said flatteringly: "I said girl, can't you catch and play in the palace?" Why are you running around, or do you want your father to accompany you to catch birds and play? ”

--------------------------------------------------- "Don't! Daddy, you're not in good health, but you can't stand the cold. Uncle Li almost shed tears happily when Princess Jinyang said this, look, this is worthy of his most beloved daughter, and the first thing that comes to mind is his physical health.

However, Princess Jinyang's next sentence was very shocking. Princess Jinyang paused and then said, "Besides, Xiao San told me that he would take me to beat the cow's ass." ”

"Huh?!" Not only was Uncle Li dumbfounded, but even Li Zhi and I were dumbfounded, Princess Jinyang didn't seem to notice the three flesh bodhisattva statues around her, and continued to say happily: "A few days ago, Xiao San took his daughter to play once, but it was fun, Xiao San used a slingshot to hit a target, very powerful, but her daughter is not bad......"

I almost fainted, looking at the innocent and lovely face of Princess Jinyang, and the small mouth that kept opening and closing, Sanqing Daozun was on top, and finally pulled another culprit who made my cow's butt always lumpy, originally I thought it was the third child who did it alone, but I didn't expect that there was a beautiful and innocent big accomplice. But can I take this Uncle Li's heart? Beat her? It is very likely that I will be beaten violently by Uncle Li and Li Zhi, and then hang on the city gate and tower with a blue nose and swollen face to show the public. Or directly send 108,000 miles away to exercise the muscles of the upper limbs with Antarctic penguins on the charge of disrespecting Uncle Li, and strive to soar in the sky as soon as possible.

Uncle Li looked at his daughter with tears and laughter. It took a long time to hold back a smile: "You guys are going to beat the cow's ass with a slingshot?" ”

"Yes, it's fun, Xiao San really has the ability, he also took me to play a slingshot and change a place, saying that his second brother taught him, this is called guerrilla tactics, you have to change a place when you shoot a shot, so that the enemy has no way to observe the direction of the stone attack, and it is not easy to be caught......" The more Princess Jinyang said, the more angry I became at the third child, the ancestor you are a plank, I haven't cleaned up this little fart child for more than half a year, I can't imagine that he is almost lawless, take my family's livestock to practice guerrilla warfare, okay, wait, When Lao Tzu comes home, if I don't clean you up, I won't be your second brother!

Li Zhi couldn't speak, his mouth pursed vigorously, his eyes rolled straight up, and the white eyes were almost full, poor prince, I am afraid that he didn't expect that his cute and well-behaved girl would have such a violent and fierce side.

In the end, Uncle Li finally sent Princess Jinyang, the little ancestor, out of Qifeng Pavilion, of course, he could only agree to Princess Jinyang's request, otherwise, Uncle Li would not want to be peaceful all day.

"Stinky boy! Tell your third child, let him be honest with the old man, don't take my daughter badly, otherwise, the old man will have to pick your skin! After Uncle Li sat back on the low couch, he sprayed all the spittle stars on my face very angrily, and the son of the victim hid back vigorously, and retorted very resentfully: "Father-in-law, how can this matter pull my head, that is my brother's trouble, but don't worry, even if you don't let this go, I have to go home and give this kid a very slap, it's too unusual!" "I also feel very sorry for my cows that have been cultivated with great difficulty.

(To be continued)