Chapter 853: The Third Wants to Give a Gift (Red August Asks for a Monthly Pass)
In order to maintain a stable and united Tang Empire, a positive and progressive Tang Dynasty, and an empire that is not satisfied with the status quo and strives for development, it is necessary to improve political and ideological consciousness, improve cultural level, and develop agriculture and industry in an all-round way, actively advocate the great development of industry and commerce, and make the Great Leap Forward of industry and commerce, so that the Tang Dynasty can turn from an agricultural civilization to the germ of industrial and commercial civilization.
First of all, that is, to vigorously develop the industry and commerce of the Tang Dynasty, make it the mainstream of the Tang Dynasty's taxation, let the court see the role of industry and commerce in boosting the country, and industry and commerce are also a means and weapon of national aggression, which complements cultural aggression and is another road of aggression in addition to the means of war.
"The words of the virtuous son-in-law are very thought-provoking, wahahaha...... Dry! Uncle Li, who was already half-drunk, had straight eyes, his face was like Guan Gong, his eyebrows were like lying silkworms, and he was holding a wine glass for a long time before he yelled at me who was foaming at the mouth.
Hearing Uncle Li's question, I couldn't help but be stunned when I was blowing hard: "What did I say?" "I was blowing so vigorously that I was so loudly screamed by Uncle Li, and I forgot where I said it was to the clouds. Uncle Li didn't seem to be very easy to use his brain, his eyes were very hazy, and it took a long time before he spoke: "You said that industrial, commercial and cultural aggression is another road of aggression outside of war, this truth, the old man also knows, now, my Tang Dynasty has sent a large number of books and scriptures to the surrounding subject countries, making everyone admire my Central Plains culture, and now, in the land of Liaodong, who else can remember Goguryeo?" In a few years, the so-called Silla, Baekje, and even the Wa Kingdom will be nothing more than hearsay from the far distance, and the people's hearts will be towards the Tang Dynasty. Hahaha...... "Uncle Li laughed here, and then with a bang, he lay directly on the desk, his nose and face were attached to a plate of braised hooves, and the wine glass in my hand fell on the placket of my shirt in fright, could the old guy be so drunk and stilted?
Zhao Kun was also very nervous, and stepped forward in two big steps, looking down to observe what was going on with Uncle Li, and I also trembled and stretched out a finger that was still wrapped in oil stains to put it in front of Uncle Li's nose, breathing.
It was when I looked at Zhao Kun face to face, and the even and rhythmic sound that came made everyone breathe a big sigh of relief, well, I also breathed a big sigh of relief, the old rascal originally drank too much, poor people, a big man, or His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, the heroic posture after being drunk is really not beautiful, okay, now let's see that he has been defeated by this son, so we will not mock him, this son stood up crookedly, and leaned into Uncle Li's ear: "Your Majesty, the son-in-law will retire first!" ”
In exchange for Uncle Li's louder snoring, I grinned helplessly, and after saying goodbye to Zhao Kun, I staggered towards the outside of the hall.
------------------------------------------------ went home, just in time for dinner, the old man first scolded without asking, and after listening to my aggrieved explanation that he was squatting with Uncle Li, an old rascal, to eat and drink and discuss national affairs by the way, the old man's face turned peaceful: "You too, even if you have a banquet with Your Majesty, drink like this, where is the system?!" ”
I remembered looking at the wrinkled sauerkraut and wine-stained official robes on my body, and I was ashamed, no wonder when I left the palace, a group of guards and Fang Cheng outside the palace gate all looked weird, but at that time, my son was satisfied, how could I have the leisure to take care of such a trivial matter.
"Don't be so embarrassed in front of Your Majesty next time, and you're not afraid that Your Majesty will laugh at you?" It can be seen that the old man said this out of his love for his son. In order not to let the old man worry too much, I took a big sip of the hot soup that my mother gave me, and quickly explained to the old man: "Father, you can rest assured that when the child left, His Majesty was already drunk and unconscious, and his face was lying on the plate on the desk and snoring. ”
The old man almost pulled a strand of his beard, and gasped in pain, and his mother laughed out loud, and then felt embarrassed, and looked back, sure enough, Li Shu looked embarrassed, and the other three mothers-in-law also had a strange look, and my mother slapped me lightly: "Erlang, you are talking nonsense, why don't you drink the hot soup quickly." ”
Poor old man, it took him a long time to recover his respectful face, and after a few words that were not nutritious, he patted his ass and went to Baiyutang to study. At this time, the third child came to me with a flattering smile. "What's wrong? What's going on again? "Seeing the expression of this stinky child, I immediately became vigilant, could it be that this little guy is doing something, did he break Ben Gongzi's microscope or take the books collected by Ben Gongzi to burn rabbit meat and eat it?
"Second brother, what are you talking about, the younger brother has something to discuss with you, hehehehe......" The stinky boy smiled quite cheaply, I picked up the chopsticks and threw a piece of jelly into my mouth, and glanced at him: "Could it be that you let Rang be a matchmaker for your brother and marry a mother-in-law into the door?" My mother is here, and you tell her that is, "Oh, why are you pinching me......"
The mother said angrily: "San Lang obviously has something to ask you, not only do you not help, but you also squat on the side and say cool things, believe it or not, I will let your father clean you up!" ”
I helplessly squeezed out a kind smile, and flashed my front teeth at the old Sanyi: "What's the matter, if you have something to say, just fart!" ”
The third child is a little shy? Well, is this little guy really thinking about spring? I was wondering whether to pull this kid into the back room and ask him how far he had developed with Princess Jinyang, when the third child leaned his head over and asked in my ear: "Second brother, can you help me think about what gifts can make others both memorable and pleasantly surprised." ”
"Memorable and surprising?" I repeated the words of the third child, and the third child nodded his head very vigorously regardless of the gossip eyes of the mother and my four mothers-in-law on the side. "What do you mean by that?" I'm really confused, what the hell is this third child going to do?
"Second brother, don't ask, can you think of a trick for the younger brother. I know that the second brother has a lot of ideas. The third child didn't answer me, and asked with a blank look at my sleeve.
At this time, everyone's eyes fell on me, I touched my chin, looked at the third child very seriously, and confirmed again: "You really want to send others unforgettable and surprised?" ”
"Good second brother, tell me about it." The third child was anxious, and seemed to hate me for selling Guan Zi in front of him. "In this case, the second brother will definitely make others remember and surprise others by handing over a trick to you." My big hand landed on the third child's shoulder, and I squeezed my eyes at the little boy proudly.
------------------------------------------------ the third child's eyes widened, and my mother-in-law and mother-in-law also stared at me, and I said seriously: "You are like this, first beat that person up without asking questions, and then you give him another thousand yuan to ensure that the person is both memorable and pleasantly surprised!" ”
As soon as these words were finished, none of the four mothers-in-law sat down steadily, they all laughed flamboyantly, and they all became seductive goblins, no one else.
The mother couldn't help laughing and scolding: "Bah, is there a person like you who is a brother?" Harming people is not such a damaging method. ”
The third brother glared at me with a resentful face, and then said, "Second brother, do you mean to let the younger brother beat Princess Jinyang violently, and then send her a thousand yuan?" ”
As soon as the third child said this, I was smiling so hard that I slapped my belly silently. "What? Princess Jinyang? "I was shocked, if the third child did what I did, it is very likely that I, the instigator, would hang Uncle Li on the city gate tower and light a sky lantern.
A few of my beautiful mothers-in-law also came back to their senses, looking at the third child, one or two of them were full of gossip in their eyes, and the palace maid's sister still leaned into Li Shu's ear and didn't know what to say, Li Shu's smile became stronger.
The mother's eyes lit up, and she quickly pulled the third brother over: "Don't listen to your second brother's nonsense, San Lang, what you said is the truth?" The third nodded a little depressedly.
I quickly stopped laughing and put on a kind face: "Hehe, third brother, second brother is teasing you, do you want to give Princess Jinyang a surprise and unforgettable gift?" "The third guy is sometimes too much, let's explain it clearly, lest one day if this little guy leaks his secret to Princess Jinyang, what if the girl has a big grudge? My son can't always worry about a little girl, right?
Originally, it would be Princess Jinyang's birthday in a few days, but this little girl had to ask the third child to give her something that could surprise and make her unforgettable. also said that if the third child gave her some common or ordinary gifts, this girl would have a temper or something, and the third child would be a little nervous.
In the future, the third child is afraid that he has just graduated from primary school and is only in the first year of junior high school, if he asks his father and mother what gifts he should give to his good female classmates, the answer is likely to be two big slaps. Well, no one else might do that, but I certainly do. Who let me be cleaned up by my father like this in the future generations, this is called a report and a report, I thought a little smugly......
(To be continued)