Chapter 873: Longtan Tiger's Den (Calling for a Monthly Pass)
"How can this be true? If you don't have a good stomach and are afraid of a fart, can't you look down on the old man's wine? Less nonsense, Ming'er remembers to bring the old man's grandson, and the old man will give him a few treasures when the time comes, hehehe! Uncle Cheng smiled so hard that his broom eyebrows trembled, and I felt a chill in my eyes, pitiful, it seemed that it was difficult to escape Uncle Cheng's poisonous hands.
And Brother Su Mingming and others don't know the consequences of tomorrow, and they are still schadenfreude over there.
Uncle Cheng patted his chest and invited his subordinates who fought with him on the battlefield this time, Brother Su Ming, Pei Xingjian, and Xue Rengui, and also brought half a dozen uncles and me to accompany him. And I, fortunately, I have a shield, dear Cheng Luanluan, and our little Tuo'er.
Because Cheng Luanluan hadn't seen his father for several months, he missed it, so I had to follow Cheng Luanluan, hold the child, and arrive at Cheng's Mansion early. The mother-in-law also took Tuo'er happily, kissing non-stop, the little guy had a sweet mouth, a grandmother and a grandfather, which made the second old man smile.
Uncle Cheng scratched his ears and cheeks even more happily, and finally waited for his mother-in-law to make out enough with the little guy, so Uncle Cheng had the opportunity to hold Fang Tuo in his arms, stood up, and threw the kid up and down with him, if Fang Tuo had to laugh. Mother-in-law and Cheng Luanluan smiled like flowers.
"Okay, master, you have to be careful, if you fall, the concubine and your daughter will not follow." The mother-in-law smiled and waited for Uncle Cheng and Fang Tuo to go crazy for a long time before she started to persuade.
Uncle Cheng laughed: "Okay, just listen to Madame, come and bring the gift from the old man to his grandson." ”
As soon as Uncle Cheng said this, Fang Tuo's little face smiled even more happily: "Grandpa, what gift do you want to give me, don't be a child who can't play, the sword last time, let my mother put it away, and said that children are not good at dancing with knives and swords......" The little guy also knew that Uncle Cheng was complaining. I hurriedly interjected: "Tuo'er must not mess around, how old are you, that sword, you can't move at such an age, when you grow up in the future, I will let your mother return it to you." ”
Fang Tuobian flattened his mouth and promised in a low voice, Uncle Cheng smiled and kissed the little guy: "Good grandson, what your grandfather gave you this time is definitely a baby that you can play with, daughter, son-in-law, the old man will give you two a foundation first, this time the old man gave me a gift to my grandson, you are not allowed to accept it again, otherwise, the old man can ask you two." ”
------------------------------------------------ Uncle Cheng's threat made me roll my eyes, and Cheng Luanluan also said angrily: "Dad, how old is Tuo'er, you will send a knife soldier to the child, and you are not afraid that he will be young and hurt himself." ”
"What's the matter, when the old man was as old as his grandson, he was already familiar with swords, guns, swords, and halberds, and he never had a ten-fold general under his command." Uncle Cheng bragged, didn't he brag too much? Fang Tuo is not yet six years old, no matter how good your old man is, it is impossible for a six-year-old child to go alone with an adult, right?
Don't say it's you, even if the third superman in our family is now twelve or thirteen years old, he still only has to be smoked for his son.
Although I thought so in my heart, at least I couldn't show it on my face, for fear that this old horseman would get anxious for a while, and pull this son to go to the door to have a bare-assed fight, which would be too embarrassing. However, Uncle Cheng would not go alone with his daughter, and he pretended not to hear it very cheekily, and continued to tease Fang Tuo.
Sure enough, Uncle Cheng took the box and handed it to Fang Tuo, and the little family didn't even say thank you, so he couldn't wait to open the box, and then let out an exclamation: "Wow! ……”
Well, I almost screamed out of the wow, good, this is amazing, this small, child-like horned bow is too fucking exaggerated, right? I don't know what kind of animal horn is used, the shape is slender and beautiful, and the bowstring is strangled at the natural corner, in addition, the bow body, painted with gold and jade, is too fucking gorgeous, and the short blade that the Persian prince gave me is still excessive, obediently, this thing is just appreciated from the perspective of art, at least one or two thousand yuan must be sold for one or two thousand yuan to be considered worth the money.
Uncle Cheng didn't have a little distressed look on his face, but a pampered look on his face, looking at it and marveling, while playing with Fang Tuo, who was playing with the gorgeous horn bow, it seems that Uncle Cheng loves Fang Tuo a little more than his own grandson. I don't know if those half-dozen uncles will be jealous of this?
"What's going on? Do you like this little gadget that your grandfather gave you? Uncle Cheng happily hugged Fang Tuo, and I quickly gave Cheng Luanluan a look, Cheng Luanluan got up and said, "Dad, this thing is too valuable, Tuo'er can't afford it." ”
"Who can't afford me, mother, you see that I can still pull away!" Fang Tuo didn't understand the meaning of his mother's words at all, and thought that he couldn't play with this thing, so he gritted his teeth and drew his bow to show that he was satisfied with the gift.
"Okay, okay, this old man from Dongben is in charge, it is given to Tuo'er, don't squeeze your eyebrows in front of the old man, look at the old man upset." Uncle Cheng impatiently broke the tacit understanding between me and Cheng Luanluan. This made me really embarrassed, Cheng Luanluan on the side also blushed and glanced at his own father, his little mouth moved, but he didn't say anything, but his mother-in-law persuaded me and Cheng Luanluan. "This is also your father's intention, just make this little guy happy, what's wrong? Besides, this is not a two-edged sword, so there's nothing wrong with playing with it. ”
Father-in-law and mother-in-law all mean the same thing, I don't want to say anything about expensive gifts and other nonsense, I can only thank the two elders for their generous gifts on behalf of Fang Tuo, Uncle Cheng hugged Fang Tuo, who was happily playing with this horn bow in him, and said proudly to me: "This is what the old man took a lot of effort to get from a tribe, it is said that it was used by the Eastern Turkic Jieli Great Khan when he was a child, and the old man specially gave it to Tuo'er, hoping that this kid can also have great achievements in the future." Hehehe......"
Listening to this, I really have nothing to say, Uncle Cheng's "take", I don't know how many lives it took to make it out, but I can't control this, as long as Tuo'er likes it, anyway, this kid is unlikely to become the leader of the Turks, so this little guy goes.
It didn't take long for Uncle Cheng to gather in the hall for half a dozen youth films, Uncle Cheng finally handed Fang Tuo back to me, and talked to his children about how he fought in and out of the army during this period of time, how he screwed off the head of the enemy chief as a wine pot Yunyun, mother-in-law and Cheng Luanluan hugged Tuo'er into the inner hall in order to prevent Fang Tuo from being influenced by this inhumane grandfather.
------------------------------------------------ didn't take long for Su Dingfang and others to come one after another, and then, another vigorous family banquet of the Cheng family began, fortunately, this time the target was not this son, but the unknown depth of Su Mingjiang and others, Sanle pulp poured directly into the throat of Su Mingjiang and others like water, and drank that the new famous generals of the Tang Dynasty who were still full of arrogance when they first entered the door were like ashes. The heart is like death.
"Brother Jun, you're too unrighteous, aren't you? I didn't bother to mention us beforehand, where did this old man invite us to the banquet, look at his energy, if he doesn't kill us here, he won't give up. "Brother Su Mingming was already a little unbearable, and he turned around twice in a row, pulling my arm and complaining, on the side, Pei Xingjian was still there with wine and bet with my eldest brother, saying that he could still do two jars, and when the eldest brother and he picked up the jar and poured it for less than five mouthfuls, the good-faced General Pei fell directly to the ground, and the wine jar was still buckled on his head, so drunk and died.
"Wha...... Okay, this kid from the Pei family is enough for the masters, come on, pull this kid out and pour him two bowls of sobering soup, if he wakes up, the old man will definitely drink three cups with him. Uncle Cheng stroked his steel needle-like beard and laughed.
Seeing that Xue Rengui and Su Dingfang's eyes were straight, their mouths began to tremble, Xue Rengui was about to pee, how could Uncle Cheng be such an easily fooled person, and immediately ordered the two uncles to escort this rising star who can shoot the wolf with a curved bow to the thatched house, all in all, if you don't get drunk, you can slip away, how can Uncle Cheng's family banquet be worthy of being called the tiger's den in Longtan?
I took advantage of this effort and hurriedly explained to Brother Su Mingming: "Have you seen it?" It's not that the younger brother is unwilling to help you, but there is no way to help, the younger brother doesn't know how much he has suffered from his father-in-law, and the court originally reminded a few of you, but who let you sit so far away, and you didn't see the little brother who hurt so many eyes, can you blame the little brother? ”
(To be continued)