Chapter 931: The Sword Goes Sideways (Calling for a Monthly Pass)

Hearing my words, Su Dingfang's eyes lit up, and he grabbed me. He smiled at me flatteringly: "Brother, what tricks do you have?" Tell me, as long as it works, if you want my brother and I to give you my life, it will be done. ”

"Okay, little brother is waiting for your words." I hooked my body obscenely and slipped quietly towards the hall door, Su Dingfang, who was waiting for me to make an idea, looked at me in confusion, I couldn't understand what I wanted to do, I quickly glanced at him: "Little brother is urgent, go out first......"

"Oh, Lao Su, I was about to say this, let's go together." As soon as Su Dingfang stood up, Pei Xingjian, who had been squatting behind the two of us, was not easy to match, hugged his stomach, and grabbed Su Dingfang's sleeve with a painful look on his face: "Big brother and other little brothers, little brother can't hold it anymore." There was a cunning red light in his eyes.

How could the rest not know that something had happened? Xue Rengui patted his buttocks gently, covered his abdomen with one hand, and nodded at me with a smile, Duan Yunsong quietly moved his steps towards this side with an expression that seemed to be problematic with the tea he had just drunk.

“…… No way! I rolled my eyes helplessly, learning from the Chinese girl in the ghost movie, with a swing of her long sleeves, the person just floated out of the hall door in a flickering manner...... A group of young and handsome men of the Tang Dynasty, squeezing their eyebrows and making eyes, walked towards the public toilet collectively with a strange face, making the Da Nei guards on the road look at us differently, well, the expression is very strange, but, I don't have time to pay attention to these, twist my brows and think, think about it, forget it, tell someone, it's better to say my thoughts, and tell them the benefits, let them make a decision and then go to Uncle Li, maybe, it is more meaningful than me coming out myself, after all, I will make meritorious contributions, Uncle Li can't be promoted to my official at this time, so I might as well use this matter as a favor, in addition, this matter is handed over to this group of hot-blooded young people, their enterprising spirit and adventurous spirit, as well as the desire to make contributions and expand the land is far stronger than those old famous generals, after all, they are all generals in the rising period, and Tianzhu is simply a plate of loose sand, and the soldiers there are simply a bunch of scum for the elite of the Tang Dynasty. Stretch out your fingers and maybe bring down a bunch.

------------------------------------------------ found a quiet place and squatted down, all looked at me, and when I saw that there was no one around, I cleared my throat: "Since all the brothers are here together, then we won't talk nonsense with everyone, just a word, little brother, I can't get out, otherwise, we won't give this battle to you, but if Your Majesty uses my strategy, And if any of your brothers can become the commander of the army to defeat the Tianzhu countries, I only hope that he can invite us to Linjiang Tower and rub it hard. ”

"What's so difficult about this, as long as Brother Jun can come up with a move, so that our brothers can catch up, not to mention that it's okay to invite one meal and ten meals. If you can't even do this, then turn around and go to the toilet by yourself. Su Dingfang raised his head, here, he is the oldest, the most meritorious, and his reputation among this young and famous generals is also top-notch, as soon as these words came out, everyone present glanced at each other first, and nodded in unison.

Pei Xingjian responded and said: "That's it, Brother Jun, let's quickly tell me what tricks you have, don't hold back our brothers and sisters, besides, your idea can really work, even if it doesn't fall on our heads, those old men gnaw bones, let's have some soup to drink." ”

Pei Xingjian's words have been recognized by this group of people, everyone will fight for fairness by themselves, in this case, we are not welcome, looked left and right, copied a stone from the ground, and drew it on the bluestone slab, only drew a rough plan, Datang didn't care, I only drew Tubo, Indochina Peninsula, Indian Peninsula, Chang'an and directly drew a circle.

How do these people keep squeezing in, I quickly stretched it out without raising my head: "Don't squeeze, I really won't say anything if I squeeze it again." Look, Brother Yun Song, your big feet are almost covering Jiannan Dao. ”

Everyone watched silently, and no one spoke, and they all wanted to see what kind of mystery I was playing. I pointed at this irregular map and said: "This is Tibet, here is the Green Mountains, here is India, here is the Indochina Peninsula, everyone here must know that this is my Tang Yanjing Chang'an." Ladies and gentlemen, please see, my Tang envoys to Tianzhu, you need to start from Chang'an, to the four towns of Anxi, and then turn to the southwest, through the green ridge and into Tianzhu, this road, not only difficult to walk, and the road is too far, it will take half a year to go, just like to Persia, and it is difficult to walk, think about it, our army, if it goes for half a year, even the countries along the way are willing to send military food, how much does it cost along the way? ”

Hearing what I said, everyone shook their heads, this is different from the Tang Central Asian Expeditionary Force, the Expeditionary Force is completely based on the Persian Protectorate in Central Asia, besides, all their heavy supplies are provided by a number of Central Asian countries, fundamentally, they don't need logistics.

"Hearing you say this, Lao Su also thinks that it is too difficult to fight the Tianzhu countries from that side, no wonder Uncle Li Jing is not optimistic, let Your Majesty bear with it, could it be that Brother Junjun are you trying to borrow from here?" Su Dingfang's fingers fell on the bluestone slab, and his fingers drew a straight line in the middle area, the starting point of this straight line is Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty, passing through Longyou, Tuyuhun, Tubo, Nepal, and finally arriving in Tianzhu.

"No way, this path won't work, at least for now." Xue Rengui didn't say a word of nonsense, he directly nodded Tubo, and Duan Yunsong, who was still eager to speak, also closed his mouth and nodded to show his agreement with Xue Rengui's words.

I smiled and said: "That's right, at present, the three kingdoms of Tubo are in chaos, although my Tang Dynasty is their nominal suzerain, but we really want tens of thousands of soldiers and horses to use Tubo to fight Tianzhu, which is thousands of miles away, you say, do they believe it?" The three families all have their own ghosts, who knows what these tens of thousands of people in my Datang want to do? First of all, Mangpo Songtsen will definitely not agree. Therefore, this road is also impassable, and if you want to get through, you have to wait until I, Datang, can make up my mind on this plateau before speaking. ”

I dropped my finger on the junction of the Tang Dynasty and Tubo at the southwest corner. "Here's the way my little brother will show you."

"Nanzhao Liubu?" Duan Yunsong slapped himself on the thigh and asked excitedly, "That's right, this is it, everyone, please see, the six departments of Nanzhao are horizontally to the west, which is the plain, although the climate here is hot and humid, however, the tens of thousands of elites that my Datang has practiced in Jiannan Road are the most adapted to the hot and humid climate, and now the six departments of Nanzhao have long become the good citizens of my Tang Dynasty, Tang Shangshu moved these mountain people into the flat land and taught them to farm, it has only been three or five years of hard work, and it has long lost the strength that dared to argue with my Tang Dynasty before." Now, the farthest road from Yongchang to Yizhou and Queensland has been completely built, and tens of thousands of Jiannan Road elites can be directly dispatched from Yongchang to the west, which is the plain, and ...... along here."

------------------------------------------------ my fingers draw like this, the natural barrier of the Tubo Plateau, which Tianzhu can rely on, is equivalent to the natural Maginot Line, which was easily left behind by the elite of my Datang.

"Good!" A loud shout scared us all out of the way. "Damn, scare the old ......" Su Dingfang was angry, and as soon as he raised his head, his originally arrogant arrogance turned into ashes without even letting out a fart. With a smile on his face that is more ugly than a ghost, he can't spit out half a word with his mouth open.

This voice is too familiar, something is wrong, I quickly looked up, sure enough, four smiling old rascals, squatting next to us, Uncle Li Ji, Uncle Li Jing, Li Daozong, Uncle Li, all of them did not squeak, the sky happened to be just polished, the whirring wind blew, Uncle Li's cheeks were blown like ghost shadows, Uncle Li hooked an orchid finger and wiped his hair to his head, and smiled at me with kind eyebrows: "Virtuous son-in-law, what are you doing here?" ”

"There's nothing to do, just play, hehe, let's have fun here." I was taken aback, and subconsciously hurriedly replied. Uncle Li continued to laugh, smiling so gloomily that his white teeth were on the gray morning: "Really? If the old man hadn't passed by here, he really didn't know, you kid didn't put a fart in the staff yard, and he went wild here? ”

Hearing this, I feel very sad to death, it seems that Uncle Li has been squatting behind my ass for a lot of time, in this era, everyone is wearing soft-soled fast shoes, and when they walk, there is no sound, presumably Uncle Li and others are also going to the toilet, unexpectedly, our group of young and handsome men squatted on the middle of the road and calculated people obscenely, so they got up and quietly led the three famous generals of the Tang Dynasty to come over to see what was going on. I didn't expect that at a glance, it was my son-in-law who was here to give people ideas, and I originally wanted to see what bad ideas I could come up with, but who would have thought that this son would find another shortcut, breaking the fixed thinking that people are accustomed to, and the sword went sideways, but this trick came, but it was all alive, and it was strange that Uncle Li didn't applaud.

However, the old rascal has always been moody, his face was flat, and he put his hands behind his back to leave us a very hung back of the young handsome: "Don't fart to the old man, go, go back to the house and the old man will settle accounts with you." ”

(To be continued)