Chapter 1014: Duan Yunsong Ascension (Calling for a Monthly Pass)
"Brother Jun, it's really easy for me to find, let's go quickly, the brothers are waiting for you in a hurry." Li Yexu saw me and Fang Cheng coming towards us, and immediately reined in the horse's head and shouted at us. "What do you mean by this? Why are you waiting for your little brother? The younger brother will have to rush to Weinan in a while. "I stepped forward, looking inexplicable, what are the brothers waiting for me to do? Do you want me to invite these shameless people to come to the house to fight for their teeth? I'll mention that I'm going to Weinan for a while, and I'll stop talking first.
"I'm afraid that you will have to go tomorrow, now Your Majesty has issued an edict, our court supervisor Yun Song Brother Tai has been promoted, and he will go to the post tomorrow, because Xue Wanche General Xue's illness is ......" Li Yexu shook his head at me, with a look of regret, I couldn't help but get up silently, although Xue Wanche is not a famous general of the Tang Dynasty, and he is a guy with a small amount of gas and can't tolerate people, but he can also be regarded as a hard worker, in recent years, Liaodong Road has not had anything wrong, although there are some small fights, However, those minority barbarians were really not the opponents of General Xue, and with a slight pinch of his two fingers, he turned into ashes. I have to say that General Xue still has a considerable level of military governance.
"Brother Yunsong has spoken, let our brothers gather the manpower, and go to Linjiang Tower to have a good night's fun, by the way, the dedicated and virtuous brother has already gone to invite His Royal Highness the Prince, and now you are left." Li Yexu was very excited. Rushed to Linjiang Tower, well, countless gentlemen gathered, and there were a lot of soldiers in the army, it seems that Duan Yunsong has made a lot of money today, and Li Zhi, the crown prince, is happily touting Duan Yunsong, hoping that he will make more contributions to the Tang Empire.
Seeing that I was also coming, Li Zhi waved his hand to this side: "Brother Jun, you are late." ”
"No way, who asked me to receive the news at the latest, hehe, Brother Yunsong, little brother is happy to you!" Strode forward and said hello to Duan Yunsong, who was full of red light. Duan Yunsong smiled: "Where is it, if it weren't for Brother Jun'er and you giving me advice, maybe, I really wouldn't be able to go." ”
I laughed dryly: "Brother Yunsong, don't make fun of the little brother, if it weren't for the little brother's side of the matter, I can't say it, I will definitely take the lead in front of you, and let His Majesty send me over ......" Chong Duan Yunsong gave a look, which meant that he should not be publicized, after all, this kind of thing can't be put in front of people before there is a result, otherwise, it is very likely to make those little whites who don't know the truth, don't know how high the sky is, how thick the little white people laugh and lose their big teeth, although the clear ones are self-purifying, but why bother to cause such idle things?
------------------------------------------------ Li Zhi, the gossip prince, squatted next to me and asked me very obscenely, what tricks I gave Duan Yunsong. "Simple, I told Brother Yun Song, from south to north, walk two thousand miles, and after reaching the Ice Sea, and then turn around and go east for five thousand miles, you can go to a country full of gold......" I told Li Zhi the answer honestly.
But the problem is that this prince, who often lives the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, doesn't believe it at all, and looks at me very suspiciously for a long time. Li Zhi raised his chin very arrogantly: "Yes, Brother Jun, you are fooling people again, I won't be fooled by you today." ”
"Alas, why is it that no one always wants to believe the truth?" I let out a long sigh and took a sip of my wine to show my annoyance. Li Zhi glanced at me with disdain, tilted his head and began to brag and fart with Li Jingye on the side, at this time, yes, at this moment, I saw a familiar figure moving in the crowd with reverence.
"Ouch, who else should I be pretending to be here, hehe, good third brother, why are you wandering around here?" I smiled coldly, and the third brother walked over with a bitter gourd face, and squeezed out a smile flatteringly: "Second brother, you are here, hehe, the junior has saluted you, this is my classmate Li Jingzhen." ”
"The student has really met Master Yuanzheng." Li Jingye's younger brother Li Jingzhen saluted me very respectfully, and I smiled and nodded at him: "Okay, okay, this is not Qujiang Academy, nor is it a military academy, don't come to these false courtesies, sit down, third, sit down for me, don't think that I can't catch you kid if you dodge there." ”
The third child squatted next to me, with a worried face, well, underage, dare to come to this kind of place to mess around, this is too much, I was about to reprimand this guy, at this time Li Zhi came over and patted the third child's shoulder: "Yo, isn't this the Fang family Sanlang, what's wrong, with a bitter face, isn't it your second brother who has taken advantage of your shortcomings again?" ”
"His Royal Highness the Prince, what is the matter with me, it's not that these brothers said that they came to participate in the banquet to bid farewell to Brother Duan, and they forced me and Li Jingzhen to come." The third looked like a helpless and aggrieved little daughter-in-law, which made Li Zhi laugh: "Yes, who let you put such a stern second brother on the table, hehe, but Brother Jun, forget it today, you have to train the third child of your family, and it is not too late to reprimand you when you go home, this place, everyone is just trying to be happy, don't spoil the interest." ”
Li Zhidu said so, and I said that the others were not good, and glared at the third child: "It's okay to play, but you are not allowed to drink." ”
"What a success! It's better not to come here without a drink, right? Li Yexu didn't know which hole he came from, and sat next to me with a disapproving face. I opened my mouth to speak, and at this time, a cluster of shadows covered all the light, and half a dozen youth versions of Uncle Cheng appeared, with a similar face, a hairy face, and neat and white teeth that looked extremely dazzling.
"Boy, call someone!" Cheng Chumo proudly slapped the third child on the shoulder, and the third child could only honestly shout from the first to the sixth. At this time, Cheng Chuliang was very pleased to point to the third child and said: "Little Housheng, good figure, compared with your second brother, I'm afraid that it will be a few years longer, even your second brother can let you compare, well, in the college, the school rules are limited, you can't drink or eat, it's rare to bump into it outside, I must accompany my brothers to have a good drink, don't lose to your second brother, wahaha......"
Is this human talk? I held my head and almost groaned: "I said six uncles, you are all people of high morality, so don't tease this kid, my San Lang is still underage, and it is not possible to drink too much." ”
"Brother Jun, you don't have to be too careful, what's the matter, your San Lang is fourteen, I think back then, when our brothers were drinking, there were still fart curtains hanging behind their buttocks. My dad poured a cup in one hand, and poured me and the kid at the same time. Yu Chi Baoqing cheekily shrugged on the side, and pointed to Yu Chi Baolin, who was wrestling with someone over there, as if he was afraid that I wouldn't believe it.
The ancestors are stilted, no wonder these twins are like two hundred and five, it seems that they were influenced by alcohol at a young age, and the long-term alcohol poisoning affected the intellectual development of the two brothers, well, Uncle Cheng's family is afraid that they don't even feed milk, and they can be soaked in the wine jar directly after birth.
------------------------------------------------ Li Jingye also came over: "That's it, Brother Jun, let my brother and them be happy, they must be fine." "The big guys have said so, if I really want to refuse again, it's really a little unreasonable, disturbing everyone's drinking, but I still grabbed the third child and commanded in private: "Boy, be careful, hide if you can, pretend to be dead if you can, stare at something, don't think that my brother I'm teaching you badly, tell you, if you're drunk, don't blame my brother for not reminding you to be careful of your mother's finger and the old man's stick." ”
Of course, when others rushed to look at this, I naturally smiled and patted the third child on the back and encouraged: "Come on, boy, don't lose the face of our Fang family." "To be honest, I haven't really seen the third child drink, maybe it's because the old man has a very strict family education, at least the children are forbidden to drink alcohol until they reach adulthood.
Of course, it's an accident for me, a hot-blooded young man who is a little naughty and mischievous and admits a shameless leader Li Ke as a brother, but, at least I didn't drink until the moment I woke up from the Tang Dynasty, well, although this algorithm is a bit of a scoundrel, but at least I can't be responsible for the two hundred and five souls that originally occupied this body.
But I don't know if the third child can drink it, although I also know that he occasionally drank once or twice when he went to play with his classmates, but he never dared to drink too much outside, otherwise, if he went home and let his mother smell his alcohol, it would be strange not to pick his skin. Now, I have explained everything I should have explained, as for whether the third child can withstand it, it can only depend on his own luck.
The third child looks quite arrogant when he drinks, the big bowl is up, bang, and collided with someone, and he poured it into his throat with a grunt, and he drank so much that he squeezed his eyebrows and made his eyes, and shouted spicy, at first the first three bowls, I still looked at this kid with worry, well, it didn't take long for me to understand, no wonder the third child wanted to take a bowl to drink with the Cheng brothers, one bowl per person, after drinking, no one was embarrassed to pour such a young wine.
Besides, don't look at the third child's drinking posture looks quite bold, in fact, this kid is a ghost master at all, the wine in the bowl, half of the mouth is in, and half of the clothes and placket are drunk. Well, it's clever, and I didn't stupidly go head-to-head with those alcohol-tested gentlemen.
(To be continued)