1020 Vulgar Things? (Call for Commuter Pass)
Of course, this is after Li Shu suggested to Uncle Li in her name, and then our Fang family funded the building of the Fang Zhu. No one below is embarrassed to fart to impeach this son for patting Uncle Li's ass, it is rare for the emperor to accept bribes from ministers in the Tang Dynasty, but the filial piety of their own children to respect their parents, who can have anything to say, besides, it is the Gaoyang princess who has always been famous for her trouble, and they are the ones who are unlucky.
Of course, Uncle Li understands Li Shu and my hard work, and is also very pleased that after his daughter marries, he always cares about his father, every time there is something new in the family, he always wants Uncle Li to get on the side, under my intentional or unintentional connivance, Li Shu will always take my baby to the palace every time he takes a vacation to talk to Uncle Li about his father's feelings, and also let Uncle Li feel the warmth between his grandparents and grandchildren, after all, our little baby has always been naughty and mischievous, and has not lived in the royal family. It will not be contaminated with the kind of plague chicken that knows how to play wild all day long when he is outside, and when he returns to the palace, he is as docile as a plague chicken with his arms removed, and the kind of threshold monkey who is a monkey outside and commits a plague at home.
This has allowed Uncle Li to enjoy a kind of fun with his grandchildren, Li Zhi's baby, well, if he continues to educate like that, he will really be like his father, so, Li Zhi requested, I hope I can take over the big matter of Li Fu's education, I have already agreed verbally, but all this, Uncle Li has to make an idea, but now is not the time, at least I have to wait until Li Fuman is six years old, I can't always be around a child with a fart curtain on his buttocks, right? What if this stupid boy asks me for milk? That's too little for me, the face of an excellent educator in Datang.
Uncle Li seemed to be talking and laughing with Yu Chi Jingde, and the posture of the two of them leaning back could be seen, and when they arrived at the water corridor, those big internal guards naturally knew us, so they let them go straight over, walked through the water corridor, and arrived at the door, at this time, Uncle Li had already seen our group of three, and waved at us with a smile.
When you enter the Liuli Pavilion, you can see several large wine jars placed in front of Uncle Yu Chi, the pavilion is filled with a strong aroma of wine, and Uncle Li has a bottle of grape wine in a glass bottle in front of him, it can be seen that Uncle Li now knows what health is. "I've seen my father-in-law, I've seen General Wei Chi." Salute these two respectfully, and Li Zhi and Li Shen beside me also respectfully greet these two.
------------------------------------------------According to Tang law, the prince is in the third rank, and the prince is equal to the first rank, but this general Wei Chi is not only a product, but also a friend of his father and the emperor, and also the elder of his prince, and he should be courteous to him.
This is not like the later generations, kowtowing at every turn, well, it's better in this era. "That's it, detain those false courtesies, alas, I said His Royal Highness the Prince, the old minister accompanied your father to brag and brag, but this drinking is not very pleasant, come, the old minister will respect you three times first...... "Uncle Yu Chi has always been a happy person, and he picked up the huge bowl about the size of the bowl in front of him, and he made a drink, and motioned to Li Zhi, the prince, to take the call.
Li Zhi stood on the spot with a black line on his face, but he didn't expect to enter the pavilion, and he was conspired by this Uncle Wei Chi, this kid was also clever, and looked at Uncle Li for help, but Uncle Li on the side clasped his hands and smiled: "Very good, pheasant slave, what's the matter with your Uncle Wei Chi to drink three cups, you old Wei Chi, if the old man is not sick with wind, and he is afraid of those people making noise, he will spare you today." ”
Li Zhi is very desperate, this is really a helpless thing, Uncle Li's young son was not bad at drinking, and this Uncle Wei Chi can fight for wine, of course, compared to Uncle Cheng's old rascal who soaked in the wine jar is slightly inferior, but it can also be regarded as a fierce general in wine, Li Zhi is the prince, and as Uncle Li's baby, he does not stand up for his father, this is really unreasonable, Li Zhi can only squeeze out a smile, respectfully stepped forward and took the wine cup, three stomachs, Li Zhi's tongue suddenly became a little bigger.
"Thank you Uncle Wei Chi for the invitation, that father, the child is ...... today" Li Zhi shook his head a little dizzy, and thought that he was still sober, so he told the business first, but who knows...... Uncle Wei Chi is eyeing me and Li Shen again, Li Shen is the prince, so it takes priority, this poor baby, after gritting his teeth and killing three lamps, he almost couldn't stand still, with a stunned smile on his face, no different from the villain who was beaten in the head in the movie.
"Hehe, come on, come on, the second child of the Fang family, come over to the old man, don't think that the old man who is dodging will see you, and the old man will let you drink six lamps!" Uncle Yu Chi is too realistic, and his speech has always been very funny, we are also an excellent gentleman in the Chang'an realm of the Tang Dynasty, we can't hide from anything, and we can't be afraid of anything. "Little nephew, where is he hiding, isn't this putting something?" I laughed at Uncle Wei Chi twice, put the wooden box in my hand on the low couch, took a few steps forward, and took the wine cup handed by Uncle Wei Chi. Damn, this old rascal actually drank Sanle pulp, and it was the kind that was hidden in the kiln...... No wonder the smell smelled a little strange, I didn't care at first, I crossed over to the Tang Dynasty, my son hated the most was afraid of this magical wine, Uncle Yu Chi was quite happy, and the bear's paw-like big hand slapped me on the shoulder twice: "Wowhahaha, good young man, it's much better than your father, sit down, well, the old man likes to drink and drink well." ”
While I was talking, Uncle Li, who had nothing to do over there, paid attention to the wooden box I placed on the low couch, and when it was opened, it shone obliquely through the glass, and when the warm sunset shone on the person and reflected on the things inside the box, it suddenly reflected a dazzling golden brilliance. Uncle Li couldn't help but squint his eagle eyes and snorted softly, only to see that inside the box seemed to be a box of small gold and silver cakes.
Uncle Li couldn't help laughing: "I said virtuous son-in-law, the old man still looked at you nervously holding this wooden box, just as you made a treasure to give to the old man, it turned out to be some gold and silver cakes, you guy, you look down on the old man too much, these vulgar things, how can the old man enter...... Well? Uncle Li smiled and spoke, and at the same time took out two small gold cakes from the box to avoid the sunlight, only to realize that this thing was not the kind of gold cake that is usually used as a reward.
Li Zhi, who had let Sanle Pulp pour his eyes on the side, had already relieved his breath at this time, and seeing Uncle Li staring curiously at the thing in his hand, he hurriedly stepped forward and put the words we had discussed a long time ago in front of Uncle Li. When Uncle Li heard this, he immediately became happy: "Okay, you boys, you have been outside all day long, and you have done a lot of things, but this evil sect is not less crooked, tell me, whose idea is this?" ”
------------------------------------------------ Uncle Li squinted his eyes and continued to look at the gold coins in his hand, and did not forget to praise them once or twice: "Well, this thing is beautiful, and the old man's appearance is really vividly carved." ”
"In fact, these are actually children's ideas...... "Li Zhi, this little bastard, is not intentional at all, who is Uncle Li, the shrewd imperialist leader, Li Zhi's words are slurred, his eyes are dodgy, even if Uncle Li closes his eyes and thinks about problems with his fingers, he can know that Li Zhi's words are not true.
Sure enough, Uncle Li didn't even pay attention to Li Zhi, and asked Ben Gongzi, who was secretly using Jiuyang Divine Skill and wanted to suppress the evil energy of the three pulps: "Virtuous son-in-law, do you still know that the envoy came to the old man to top the cylinder?" ”
"Huh? Father-in-law, you really wronged the son-in-law, this thing, it is true that the son-in-law has contributed, but the problem is that the idea is handled by His Royal Highness the Prince, you can't wronged a good person. I quickly pleaded. I can't wait to hold Li Zhi's leg, but now in front of Uncle Li, I can't take this kick.
"Hehehe, bastard boy, don't give the old man nonsense, who came up with the idea, who instigated whom, the old man is so calculated, he will be able to guess seven or eight points, this pattern, it should be from your handwriting, right?" Uncle Li is really slippery enough, I can only bow my head and acquiesce, Uncle Yu Chi also came forward, and with a big slap, half of the coins in the wooden box were missing, obediently, I am afraid that the giant spirit hand is to describe the humanoid tyrannosaurus like Uncle Yu Chi.
"It's small, it's beautiful!" Uncle Yu Chi's two carrot-thick fingers held a gold coin and looked at it, and his mouth was full of surprise. "Well, this national emblem is all over here, it has a taste, ouch, and your majesty's dignity! Tut-tut, Your Majesty's head and face are also carved very heroically, Your Majesty, take a look, this appearance is worthy of Your Majesty. "I also secretly praised on the side, worthy of Uncle Wei Chi, everything is practical, to tell the truth, although the language seems scarce, but it can win Uncle Li's favor more than others praise people.
Besides, although this handsome old guy is old, he still likes others to praise him for being handsome. Hearing the eyebrows and smiles on the side, he subconsciously stroked the three strands of long beard, raised his head and sighed generally: "Old man, it's not as good as back then, hehe, I want to bend the bow of the prancing horse and fight on the battlefield, how vigorous it was, and now, the temples are frosty, and they are gradually looking old......"
(To be continued)