Chapter 1062: The Treasure of the Branches and Leaves (Calling for a Monthly Pass)

Under the power of the three tigers, the group of small people are all ambushed, seeing their father's beard is all open, frightened this group of honest bastard boys one by two quickly knelt down, pretending to look at the ancestral spirit card in front of them in a daze, the little guys in their arms were frightened, and they didn't know what was going on, they were all dumb, staring at me with big black and white eyes.

The generals who were still busy were also startled, looking at their second sons, moving cautiously, as if I was afraid that I would spread the fire on them. It's quiet, it's finally there.

The mother and the old man both breathed a sigh of air. My mother wiped the sweat from her forehead and stood beside the old man, and as soon as she opened her mouth, she complained to me: "Alas, for my mother, this group of boys in your family have made their heads dizzy, one or two, all like loaches, slippery and tight, just like you were back then." ”

I was speechless, the old man on the side saw a group of little rabbit cubs scared by me, all of them shrunk their necks and pretended to be pitiful, and the kind face that originally wanted to praise my godson was clouded again, and he showed a smile to these children and said warmly: "Grandchildren, don't make trouble, sit obediently for a while, worship the ancestors, our family can prosper, do you understand?" ”

The little head swayed up and down in unison, so that the old man glanced at me very energetically: "It's all children, look, if you are scared, then it's okay." Hmph, I've never seen you do this father, so learn more from your father. "The old man is very dissatisfied with me yelling, do you think I am willing? It's not that you two elders are having a headache at this point, so I want to make a move, well, it's thankless, probably that means my behavior.

When the old man walked forward, my mother squeezed over and gently pinched me, and said with a low smile: "Silly boy, don't be annoyed with your father, it's not that I feel sorry for these babies, I'm old, and I always feel sorry for the younger ones." "My mother's fair words made me cry, well, my mother said so, what else can we say?" Mother, how can the child be angry with his father, he just feels that his father is a little biased, and when he hears your mother say this, he will naturally only be happy. I hastened to reassure my mother frankly.

------------------------------------------------ in front of the ancestral shrine, light candles, burn incense, burn paper, one by one sacrifices, the old man is alive with an excited state of mind, enough to bow in the ancestral hall for nearly an hour, my mother and my daughter-in-law are all female dependents, after the worship should leave, the children are still young, after worshipping the ancestors, they will go out to spread the wild. And the third child and I can only follow the old man to dance the gods, both legs are numb like thousands of ants crawling, and the third child on the side is also grinning like me, but no one dares to open his mouth to hum and complain, which provokes the old man, it is not a joke.

After the sacrifice, he helped the old man who was also numb in his legs back to the house, and his mother, who had been waiting in the big house for a long time, hurriedly helped the old man to lean on the warm couch, covered him with a blanket on his legs, and put his hands on the old man's numb legs. I'm young with the third child, and it's okay to swing my legs.

"Master, you are old, it is time to sacrifice to your ancestors, but you also have to pay attention to your body bones, look, the flesh of your legs is frozen tight, if there is something wrong, how can you let our family be good." The mother has always liked to express her love for the old man with grievances, and the old man smiled: "Okay, okay, the old man knows that he is wrong, and you can rest madam, the old man's leg has been fine since he used the perfect snake wine brought by Erlang, and it has long been fine. ”

We Guizhou don't have much else, but there are many snakes, grow up on the edge of the county, not to mention the golden snake, the silver snake, that is, the pit viper called the five-step snake is also seen a lot, later my father because of the soldier when the Vietnamese Southern Barbarian devil, provoked rheumatism, every time the weather changes, the joint can be uncomfortable tight, until I was ten years old, or an old Chinese medicine doctor gave my father a perfect snake wine prescription.

Taking the ten most poisonous snakes that can be found as a guide, adding a pair of clams, and then adding various tonic Chinese medicines, using a high degree of wine to submerge the live snakes and live clams and medicinal herbs into the wine, one or two dollars a day, at most two years can be cured, my father spent three years to get together ten kinds of giant poisonous snakes, so that I remember it vividly. What I didn't expect was that in the Tang Dynasty, the old man also had rheumatism, naturally after our family had a high degree of wine, I collected the giant poisonous snake everywhere, and finally gathered all the medicinal materials the year before last, soaked for a whole year, and then sent it to the old man to taste, but the old man let the big glass bottle full of snakes to be frightened, and he didn't want to drink.

In desperation, this son had to pick a guard dog from the family Chow Chow that could not meet the requirements of the hunting dog regardless of physique and all aspects, and was named Xiaoquan by me, and used it to show wine, this dog naturally did not want to drink alcohol, perhaps because he felt that this thing was too nasal and could not stand it, so he had to let Bo Naljin and Fang Cheng to start pouring wine, after pouring it for ten days, the dog saw Bo Naljin and Fang Cheng, and immediately lay on the ground to play the dead dog, A look of resignation.

The old man was willing to take it, and after using it for more than a whole day, the old cold legs really got better, and it seems that this snake wine is really very common in ancient and modern times. Moreover, this wine can now be regarded as a hot seller, at least there is an example of the old man's typical old cold leg being cured, the veteran ruffian of the Tang Dynasty is almost taken for nothing, as if he was robbing his family, at least 20 bottles were grabbed, and the angry mother stomped her feet and scolded the old man.

But the problem is that it's useless for those cheeky old brutes to scold again, I don't know how many rolls in the sea of blood, these old hooligans who are thinking about it for the prince of Yama will not feel blush, but Uncle Li Jing holds his own identity, and he is embarrassed to learn from those old killers to come to the door to rob him, but let Li Yexu come to pass the word, can this son be difficult for this Tang Dynasty military god? Naturally, it can only be served with obedient hands.

As for Uncle Cheng's side, the old guy was not there, but the problem was that the half-dozen uncles jumped up and down in front of me to report the grievances of their brazen father, thinking that I was just caring about patting the horses, and even my own father-in-law had forgotten, so in desperation, I had to send a bottle too, but who would have thought that within two days, the half-dozen uncles who licked their mouths and stuck out their tongues appeared again, saying that they had to ask for another bottle, and this wine was much stronger than ordinary wine. After inquiring, sure enough, these people did not follow the doctor's instructions, and drank the medicine and wine as water and wine. Frightened that Lao Tzu's three souls went to the second, fortunately the snakes were drunk to death, otherwise, they would definitely let these hooligans waste their medicinal effects and bite these evil animals to eliminate harm for the people.

------------------------------------------------ is even more glad that the snake venom is in the wine and does not go into their veins, otherwise, this will become the largest fatal case of drunken poisoning in the history of Datang, so I directly kicked these half dozen uncles out of the door and told them that unless Uncle Cheng came to the door himself, otherwise, this thing must not be allowed to fall into their hands again, in case the toxin will accumulate in the body, what should I do? These half dozen uncles were drunk and fought with others, and after losing, they were annoyed and angry, and it was strange that others died of convulsions of their limbs.

Who let these half-dozen uncles be non-human monsters, and replace them with other friends, we can still consider taking more bottle handles, these guys, I don't want to cause trouble with all the.

"Alas, this year, our Fang family worships our ancestors, and there are the most men." The old man took a sip of tea comfortably, very emotional. "That's not, just last year, our Fang family added four people at once, four male babies, those princes and princes, who has the ability to be the second man of our family." My mother was so happy that she raised her fingers and counted there.

This is also true, just counting my descendants, there are enough eight people even with my daughter, and there is another one who stays in Cheng Luanluan's belly. The eldest brother also gave birth to a male baby, the old man named Fang An, and the eldest brother also had two men in that room, in addition, the eldest brother's concubine was finally pregnant, well, not long after the news came back, can the old man be unhappy?

The old man was afraid that he couldn't imagine that his old stump would be so profitable, especially the depth of his own Erlang's kung fu, which is worthy of being the treasure of the Fang family...... Well, this metaphor is really secondary, and it is better to directly say that this son stallion is happy and real.

The old man took a sip of tea, his eyes swept over me, and fell on the third child's body, seeing that the third child was empty, and he didn't know whether to laugh or not, sitting in place scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks, the old man couldn't help but subconsciously shake his head. "San Lang, after the Yuanxiao Festival, you should be fifteen, right?" The old man pursed his lips and said to the old man.

Listening to the words of the third child, my mother and I immediately laughed in understanding, it seems that the old man today is because of the good news to the ancestors to arouse his heart, and he wants the third child to prepare for the work of spreading the leaves.

(To be continued)