"As a revolutionary soldier, we must be like a screw, and we will go wherever our work requires us. Do you have the story of Zhang Side burning charcoal, this story is about ......"

The company instructor, worried that we had a personal opinion on the assignment, talked with us for two hours and five minutes, and simply summed it up in one sentence, and what he said was all ...... Fart! If the instructor is asked to go down the mountain to be responsible for grazing sheep in order to improve the food standard of Master X, it is estimated that his old man will send out an application for discharge from the army the next day, right?

Nowadays, people don't have the kind of religious fanaticism that they had in the seventies, and in all fairness, when we say goodbye to our relatives and hometown, we have traveled thousands of miles to Xinjiang Province to a place where there is not even enough oxygen, is it just to burn charcoal, cook, and wait until the good years are squandered, and then return to our hometown to re-work our careers? !

With this kind of thinking and dissatisfaction, I and Changsun Ting began the life of a recruit in the cooking class, Zhang squad leader really didn't dare to compliment us on the level of frying vegetables into charcoal, we could only help everyone to get started, as a result, on the first day, the two of us broke twenty-seven plates, nineteen bowls, even the one that has a history of more than 20 years, known as the treasure of the whole town, can allow more than 100 people to use a day's super large water tank, but also let us accidentally knock out a hole that is not big or small.

On the second day, we helped Erhuzi cook porridge and steamed steamed buns, and when we lifted the lid of the steaming cauldron, I can guarantee that I can quote a slip to describe our masterpiece:

Porridge can take a bath, rice can hit birds, and steamed buns can fry Taiwan Island!

"Well, you're in trouble now!" Squad Leader Zhang looked at the results of our busy two hours, and sighed with a smile: "The soldiers are very tired after training all day, if our food is delicious, they can also eat a little more, try to recover a little more physical strength, our cooking class will make everyone hungry if they come up with such food." Alas, Fu Yinxue and Changsun Ting are novices, they don't understand, Erhuzi, why don't you help them check it. ”

Erhuzi's face flushed with embarrassment, he saw that the two of us were in full swing, kneading dough, falling dough, beating dough, smashing dough, a large pot of noodles just made us ravage into finger wrapping, it is estimated that we can use it to make materials for the imperial dining room, so I can rest assured to help the big head Xiao Yang complete the work, but where did I think that in the end we actually took out such a bunch of hard things that can kill people.

If Erhuzi knew that we were treating the pot of noodles as gold, Zefeng would have killed him, and it is estimated that he would not have handed over the task of steaming steamed buns to the two of us.

As for steaming rice, it is indeed our common sense mistake, until the rice out of the pot we found that the water was added too little, and the sheep quickly added two large buckets of water to the porridge pot, and it became the current situation, but if the two can be combined, hehe, it is just right.

"The soldiers who can't even eat enough will definitely have opinions in a while, if they make trouble with the company commander, our cooking class will be a big shame," Squad Leader Zhang shook his head again and again: "We have already won the little red flag of the best cooking class in the Four Realms, it seems that this time we are really going to give it up." ”

The meal has been made like this, but there is no time to make up for it, the brothers of the cooking class can only bite the bullet and move the things concocted by me and Changsun Ting to the canteen, and the squad leader Zhang with a smile on his face, like the most competent hotel manager, personally stood at the door of the canteen, welcoming the soldiers who sang the military song into the canteen.

"Wow, it smells so good!"

As soon as hundreds of people walked into the cafeteria, their noses twitched together, and in order to plug everyone's mouths, squad leader Zhang let out a lot of blood and added a potato stew for everyone. Don't underestimate this dish, in the mountainous area at an altitude of three or four thousand meters, the supplies that can be sent are limited, and the cellar of the cooking class is full of air-dried onions and green onions.

Potatoes and cabbage, which usually cost a few cents a pound, are the best delicacies in the eyes of the soldiers, not to mention that in addition to bacon, you can actually eat fresh beef today.

"Here, let me taste it first!" A squad leader took out chopsticks and picked up a piece of beef and put it in his mouth, and after chewing a few bites, a few green lights flashed in his eyes, and he shouted: "It's delicious!" ”

The brothers in the cooking class watched him grab a steamed bun and bite it hard, his smile suddenly froze on his face, and he was stunned for a full five seconds before he spit the steamed bun to the ground, jumped up and yelled: "What kind of play is this?" ”

"Bang!"

Another person threw the rice bowl on the table and shouted, "Hey, squad leader Zhang, why is the rice you made all raw?" ”

A soldier carefully picked up a steamed bun and exclaimed: "Wow, don't look at this steamed bun is only half the size of what we usually eat, but the portion is twice as much!" ”

"But why is the amount of rice in the porridge at least ten times less, you see, it is so rare that even my shadow shines out!" There are also people who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic with a bowl of porridge and carefully count: "One, two, three, four...... Wow, I have a total of 10 grains of rice in this bowl of porridge! ”

"What do you mean, squad leader Zhang, even if you say anything that offends you, brothers, you don't have to make such a cruel move to starve our brothers together, right?"

Large beads of sweat rolled down from squad leader Zhang's forehead, seeing that the situation had developed out of control, but today from the company commander, the company instructor, and the platoon commanders of each platoon all went to attend the organizational meeting, only some young men who were overly yang in the barracks were left, and there was not even a single person in the entire canteen who could calm the situation.

Squad leader Zhang could only wipe the cold sweat while apologizing to everyone again and again: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, our cooking class just transferred two recruits yesterday, and they are not good at dancing knives and spoons, so they made the rice like this, I'm really sorry, I'm here to assure you, don't take it as an example!" We will definitely make the most delicious meal for everyone next time......"

"Next time?" The squad leader who was the first to bite the steamed bun threw the steamed bun in his hand onto the table, and half a fist-sized steamed bun smashed onto the dining table covered with plastic tablecloth, and there was a loud "bang". "So what to do today, just let the brothers eat this kind of thing? Call out your two recruits, if they can eat five of these steamed buns each, even if the brothers are hungry for a meal! ”

The squad leader's words were agreed by most of the people present, "Yes, let them come out, the steamed buns only need to eat four, let each of them eat a bowl of rice steamed by themselves!" ”

In the face of the already surging company soldiers, the flesh on Squad Leader Zhang's face shook a few times, and suddenly took off the military hat on his head and slammed it on the ground, shouting: "Since the superiors have assigned them to our cooking class, they are my soldiers, and such a mistake is a dereliction of duty by me as a squad leader, if you have any opinions, please find me Zhang Fat!" ”

I exchanged surprised glances with Changsun Ting, I didn't expect that this chubby cooking squad leader could actually stand up at the critical moment to help us stiffen up, take off the apron on our body, and the two of us slowly walked into the cafeteria.

Gently patting squad leader Zhang, Changsun Ting and I easily squeezed him behind as soon as we stood forward, looking at the more than 100 people in the whole company, I said coldly: "What you eat is made by our two brothers, and it has nothing to do with squad leader Zhang. ”

"I'm tortured, two recruits are awesome enough!" The squad leader slapped the table and shouted: "I think you two are very bad at cleaning up, so let's educate you and let you know that when you get to the army, you must first learn to be a man with your tail between your legs!" ”

"Don't, don't, don't ......" Squad Leader Zhang stood behind us and jumped anxiously, "Everyone is their own brothers, can you use this, they have just come to the army for five or six days, and they don't know the rules very well. ”

"Haihan? Yes! But these two recruits under your command don't know how to measure, and they have already committed public anger, I think so, let you kneel in front of everyone and admit your mistakes, we should have never happened to us! ”

The man has gold under his knees!

At this point, there was no room for turning back between us, I stared at the squad leader fiercely and said sharply: "Fart! My Fu Yinxue is a dignified husband, how can I kneel down to you garbage, you remember, before the two of us lie on the ground, I will definitely pull you on your back first! Come on!!! ”

Changsun Ting didn't know when there were two more knives in his hand, he waved the big kitchen knife used to chop bones in the cooking class, nodded with satisfaction, and then handed me a thin and long kitchen knife and said: "There are more than 100 people on the other side, even if each of them just kicks us and punches us, with the bodies of our two brothers who just crawled out of the hospital, it will be doomed, it is better to copy the guys together, and count a few if you can put down a few!" ”

I nodded vigorously, ripped the first three buttons from my uniform, revealing my iron hard chest muscles, and slammed the vest from inside, tearing it into a strip of cloth, and then wrapping it tightly around my right hand holding the kitchen knife.

More than 100 veterans quietly watched the movements of the two of us, and they were stupid for a while, no one thought that it was just for the problem that the steamed rice was too hard, and in the end they actually got to fight to the death, although there were only two people on the other side, but they stood shoulder to shoulder, and naturally rose up an invisible momentum on their bodies, so that they were still frank and fearless in the face of hundreds of people.

Isn't the cooking class a shelter for garbage and soft eggs, when did there be two more crazy people? The squad leader only felt a chill all over his body when he met our gaze, and he could clearly feel the astonishing murderous aura that was rising in us, and it was conceivable that once the group fight began, the two of us would inevitably give up all defenses and preemptively attack him with the coldest and most brutal attack. What's more, even if he can be safe and sound, it seems that if he wants to put down the two of us, he will have to pay a considerable price, and what awaits everyone is afraid that it will be a military court.

When a soldier heard my words, his heart moved, and he quickly ran behind the squad leader, whispered something behind his ear, and the squad leader's face changed several times one after another, and then looked at the two of us carefully, and suddenly shouted loudly: "Okay, bold enough, you really deserve the title of perverted mad bull that everyone has given you!" I, Asowang, have obeyed you! ”

There was a twitch among the soldiers in front of us, and I was surprised to see that the hostility in their eyes was gradually replaced by respect.

"I don't understand until today what it means to be a real man!" The squad leader gave a thumbs up and said: "I was born in the Inner Mongolia prairie, and I also know the technique of riding horses to stimulate potential through bloodletting, but this technique of riding horses is too cruel, and most of the horses will die of exhaustion after bloodletting to stimulate their potential, so unless it is a critical moment of life and death, we will never use it easily, and no one dares to risk using this method of trading with death in exchange for strength on their own bodies." I, Asowon, admire you tough guys who are really not afraid of death! ”

Changsun Ting threw a strange look at me, I shrugged my shoulders, I just knew that the Mongols had such a skill in riding horses, but I didn't know that using it was a matter of life.

Grabbing the steamed buns thrown on the table, Asoda took a few bites in a row, swallowed them, and then looked around the audience and shouted: "Brothers, these steamed buns are from the hands of real men, and they are men's and I eat them together!" ”

"Okay, let's eat! It's a big deal to make steamed buns with rare hope, isn't it just right......"

"That's right, it's really a good way, add a few pieces of beef, and it becomes a beef steamed bun, haha......"

Seeing the soldiers in the cafeteria surrounding the two of us, squad leader Zhang hid in a corner and finally let out a long breath.

"I, Asowang, use this bowl of porridge as wine, and toast two people with a bowl!"

Changsun Ting and I also picked up a bowl of porridge each, "Dry!" ”

The three big bowls collided fiercely, and the three of us craned our necks, but we all squirted the porridge in our mouths onto each other with a "poof...... The porridge is too hot just out of the pot!

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