A soldier stood silently in front of the tofu workshop, he had tried his best to make himself stand a little more powerful, to look more like a professional soldier, but the large pile of fat meat on his belly that could not be concealed ruined all his efforts. Looking from behind, I just thought he was laughable and pitiful.

"Looks like we have a guest today!" Changsun Ting whistled lightly and said, "Hey, I haven't seen you for a few months, you're really much slimmer, if you had this body shape last time, our two brothers wouldn't be so tired that they almost vomited blood to death." I just don't know if you are going to scold our two brothers to shame when you come to visit this time, or if you have hidden a kitchen knife in your hand to repay us for sending you to the hospital to recuperate for three months? ”

The recruit was shocked when he heard Changsun Ting's voice, and turned his head violently, this face was chubby and round, with a kind of pale after recovering from a serious illness, it was Yang Qing, who had just entered the barracks and ran more than a thousand meters with the skill of riding a horse. Not to mention that he has really lost a lot, look at his height of 1.70 meters, and now he weighs more than 180 pounds at most, right? As long as he works hard to lose seventy or eighty pounds, he can go to the military academy.

Yang Qing stared straight at us, I don't know why, I felt that there seemed to be something more in his eyes.

Yang Qing took a step forward, his eyes looked at us, his left hand raised fiercely, and saluted a standard military salute, his fat palm, and his face as round as a pumpkin were still childish, but the momentum was calm and there was already a faint addition of a soldier's unique refinement, I and Changsun Ting put away our smiles, and suddenly stood up and saluted him back.

"Thank you!"

"Huh?" I glanced at Changsun Ting and I, could it be that because of the lack of oxygen in the lungs, this guy has caused the sequelae of his lifelong surname, and even his head is a little rusty?

Yang Qing looked at us bravely, straightened his chest and said, "Thank you for continuing my dream!" ”

This fat man's face turned red because of excitement, and he almost shouted: "I have seen too many characters like Dong Cunrui and Qi Jiguang in the movie, and I will never forget the hero who held a walkie-talkie and shouted 'fire at me', they are my most admired and respected idols!" It is because of them that China has been able to miraculously defeat one powerful enemy after another! But when history turns back to the present day, my friends around me, including school teachers and even the vast majority of Chinese, have forgotten this indomitable blood, they think that these are already products of the historical era, and I came to the barracks to find the real answer because I was unwilling. I'm really glad I met you, and from you I found the unique heroic aura of the [***] people! ”

Changsun Ting and I were slightly moved, I really didn't expect that in Yang Qing's almost idiot body, there was such a persistent and strong patriotic enthusiasm.

"I came to you in the hope that I could learn from you, become a qualified soldier as soon as possible, and pass on the heroic spirit of the Chinese army from generation to generation!" Speaking of this, Yang Qing suddenly changed from a tenor to a super bass, and said dejectedly: "I stayed in the hospital for three months, missed the recruit training, and my physical fitness is too poor, no company is willing to ask me, and if I wait like this, I will become a jobless vagrant in the barracks, so I simply applied to my superiors to be transferred to your tofu workshop as a helper, and it is estimated that I will be approved soon."

I screamed "my mother" in my heart! His fighting spirit is commendable, and he has the consciousness that the stupid bird flies first, but even if diligence can make up for the clumsiness, how far and how high can he, a fat and stupid bird, fly? And maybe in a few months, we will be transferred to the border, ready to face the battle at any time, if we really bring such a super tired, Changsun Ting and I will really be played to death by his heroic ambition.

I walked up and patted Yang Qing on the shoulder, and said in a voice that coaxed the little girl: "I appreciate your noble feelings of worrying about the world, but everyone should develop in their own areas in order to create due contributions, you are not suitable for a soldier, as you planned at the beginning, I think studying hard and being directly admitted to the military school is the right way in your life!" ”

"yes, yes!" Changsun Ting nodded again and again, and said in a harmonious voice: "The soldiers are all pawns, and if it is ugly, they are cannon fodder on the battlefield, they all rely on their two legs to race against death, and they must have a strong physique. ”

Yang Qing's face was red and white, and he muttered for a long time before he suddenly picked up a large piece of gold, his eyes shining, and he shouted, "I have a specialty!" I used to finish 7th in my individual and 4th in my team at a national level!! ”

No way?! I looked at Yang Qing suspiciously, and thought maliciously in my heart: "Could it be that he is participating in competitions such as eating faster and eating more than anyone else?" ”

Yang Qing's words almost made me fall headlong, "The level of my sniper rifle can be called a master, as long as I don't die, no one can rush through the main road I am guarding." According to the data analysis, my shooting percentage was as high as 97.3%, and no one has ever been able to dodge my two shots! This is not the most terrible part of me, my comrades-in-arms all said that I am a person who is poor because I am fat, I am not willing to do more physical exercise, and my surname is gentle and will not make impulsive mistakes, so I am a natural strategic master of squatting yin people, and after the game, people in other teams call me 'the king of CS squatting'! ”

I'm!

After engaging in it for a long time, his so-called luck turned out to be just a computer game that was once all the rage!

Changsun Ting stretched out his hand and slapped back the words that I rushed to my lips, looked at Yang Qingxian with an encouraging smile, and then asked, "You mean that you can be an excellent sniper in reality?" ”

Yang Qing nodded vigorously and responded: "Yes, there are tens of thousands of CS professional players in China, and at least more than 10,000 people are studying the use of sniper rifles, and I, an amateur, can have a place in the ranks of masters, because I have computer-like patrol computing ability and can easily judge the opponent's action intentions." My motor nerve reflexes are slower than theirs, but I can get stuck right in their path and give him the most unexpected attack. ”

Changsun Ting's smile was even gentler, he nodded again and again in response to Yang Qing's opinion, and finally said indifferently: "I have also played CS games, whether in the game or in reality, an excellent sniper can not be a sharpshooter with a hundred shots, and there is a second chance if he misses, but he must not expose his target and position, for snipers, exposure means death!"

Snipers need to have the ability to survive in various environments, and the real elite troops can lurk in the pit for more than 20 hours, until the moment the target appears, and then launch a surprise attack. Brother, think about it, they must hide most of their bodies in human excrement, eating, drinking, and lazing all have to be solved in the hair pit, and all the individual food they carry is soaked in feces, even if it is well sealed, when tearing the package, it will inevitably seep into some harmful substances, and they have no way to wipe it with their hands, they can only use their teeth to gnaw off the contaminated part little by little, if the food is particularly scarce, then they can only swallow it directly with their eyes closed......"

How does the latter paragraph feel so familiar?!

I looked at Changsun Ting, who was talking eloquently and without shame, in addition to admiring his cheekiness, I was also envious to death of his super memory. Yang Qing even nodded with admiration to this guy who stole the plate.

"So if you want to be a good sniper, you have to start by enduring all kinds of circumstances, and if you can't meet even the most basic requirements, you better go home as soon as possible." Speaking of which, Grandma Wolf finally showed her forest fangs to Little Red Riding Hood, who had been fooled, revealing the true nature of the king of conspiracy: "See this sewer under our feet, in order to train ourselves, we have to eat in it every day to improve our ability to adapt to the environment." For the sake of your sincerity, I'll give you a chance, starting from the corner over there and climbing all the way here, even if you pass our assessment! ”

"Good!" Yang Qing walked towards the entrance of the sewer with a determined face, I quietly pulled Changsun Ting by the hand, and said in a low voice: "Brother, you're not kidding, just with his body, what if you get stuck in the sewer?" ”

Changsun Ting rolled his eyes upside down, and said angrily: "Otherwise, what would you let me do, really take such a sports idiot with low eyes and skills to the battlefield?" ”

Yang Qing lifted the manhole cover of the sewer, and although he couldn't help frowning, he jumped in without hesitation.

Changsun Ting pulled me to the nearest sewer exit to Yang Qing, and said with a smile: "I guess it's good that he can finish this section of the road, let's wait for him here." ”

I nodded, standing at the mouth of the sewer with Changsun Ting, plus we were covered in mud and full of stench, it looked like we were doing sewer sewage work, and even the head of the Hong regiment, who occasionally passed by on the farm, nodded approvingly to us, this is also our unexpected gain, right?

Five minutes passed, and Yang Qing hadn't shown his head yet, and Changsun Ting couldn't help but scolded in a low voice: "Damn, what an idiot, the sewer less than thirty meters can actually climb for so long!" ”

Ten minutes passed, and I couldn't help but think, "Is this guy a turtle, even if it's a turtle, he should have crawled over, right?" ”

Twenty minutes have passed, and Changsun Ting and I are a little panicked, this guy shouldn't be suffocated again because of the methane gas in the sewer, right? Then we're in trouble again.

Twenty-five minutes later, I waved my big hand and shouted, "I'll go in and see what's going on!" ”

I jumped into the sewer and was surprised to find that Yang Qing was lying less than two meters in front of me, staring at me innocently with a pair of big eyes.

"Hey, you're not dead!"

Yang Qing nodded again and again.

"Then why do you keep lying here, do you like this environment and want to lie here for a while?"

Yang Qing shook his head desperately.

"Then why are you staying here for half an hour?"

"I ...... I was stuck and couldn't move. Yang Qing twisted his waist helplessly, the part of his body with the largest diameter was stuck in a small turn in the sewer, Yang Qing had obviously been struggling quietly here for a long time, and the four walls around him were covered with splashed silt, but this made it even more slippery and unable to exert force.

Angry and amused, I asked, "Why didn't you ask us to come down and help when you knew we were right above you?" Anyway, the two of us are already so dirty. ”

Yang Qing smiled embarrassedly, but there was a kind of tragic color in his voice: "Because I want to become a qualified soldier and be an excellent sniper!" A sniper may not be a sharpshooter, but he must not reveal his position and aim, and if I fail to do this, I have already lost! ”

I looked at Yang Qing in a daze, I must admit that I was shocked by his words!

"Hey, what's going on with him, do you like to talk in the sewers? It's a special hobby! Changsun Ting's voice came from the other end of the sewer, and I reached out and grabbed Yang Qing's shirt and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, this kid is stuck in the sewer, you push hard in the back, let's get him out first!" ”

"Don't!" Yang Qing struggled to push my hand away, "Let you help me, then my test ......"

I stretched out my hand and struck a chestnut on his head, shouting: "You stupid, this time you will pass the assessment, but you listen, if you can't lose forty pounds of fat in three months, you will give me the same fuck!" ”

Changsun Ting shouted from behind, "Yes! It's so fat that it can get stuck in the sewer! Get the hell out of here!! ”

With a thud, before I had any force in my hand, Yang Qing's body flew out of the bend, and I only felt that my eyes were dark for a while, and I was pressed down by more than 180 catties of Roshan, which writhed on me and tried to get up, while whispering: "Why do you want to kick my ass!" ”

I yelled in a rage, "I'm not the one who kicked you!" Yang Qing, why do you have to hold your knees to my position, you fucking practice women's self-defense?! ”

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