The eldest grandson Ting shouted: "Yin Xue is enough, poor Kou Mo chase!"

"Poor guy?!" I laughed out loud, tears welling up in my eyes, and I pointed to the smoke rising from the highway and roared, "Do you know how many brothers we just died?" Forty cars, and more than a thousand of our brothers died tragically under their sneak attack before they even went to war! Today, as long as I Fu Yinxue still have a breath left, even if I chase it to the eighteenth layer of hell, I want them to know that those who offend me will die!! ”

Eldest Sun Ting was shocked, and he suddenly laughed wildly, shouting: "I think I have always been above the top, thinking that I am a heroic figure if I am bold, but today, I am convinced." Whether it's a mountain of swords and a sea of fire this time, I'm going to follow you! ”

Yang Qing also said loudly: "Today is the first time I shot and killed, and it feels like the first time I successfully sniped a professional hacker on the Internet, cool!" Just let me just die of it!! ”

"Good!" I pointed to the dense jungle and said, "From this moment on, the war belonging to the three of our brothers has officially begun, either we will annihilate them all, or the three of us brothers will die in the wilderness, and there will never be a third possibility!" ”

The lieutenant who was left behind the pursuers hid behind a large tree, and with a knife he carefully sharpened some of the branches, and after each one, he pinned the branches to the specially sewn mezzanine of his military uniform. Suddenly, his hand trembled, and he accidentally cut a deep mark on his finger.

The lieutenant looked in amazement at his calloused hands, which looked as stable as they were made of pig iron, and asked, "Why are you trembling, do you want to tell me something?" ”

Of course, his own hands could not tell him anything, the lieutenant smiled self-deprecatingly, grabbed the branch again, and when he slashed down with a skillful knife, for some reason, his hand trembled slightly.

The lieutenant looked at the two bloody wounds on his left hand, and was silent for a long time before he whispered, "Could it be that my body is instinctively afraid, hoping that I can avoid fighting with those three soldiers?" Hmph, they're just three soldiers, why should I be afraid of them? ”

After cutting the last branch, the lieutenant clapped his hands and stood up, casually drawing the Desert Eagle pistol from his body, he did not carry any heavy weapons.

The three of us rushed to the cliff where the enemy fired rockets, leaving only a corpse here, the corpse lying on the ground, I walked over and kicked it hard, the corpse rolled twice in a row, revealing a face that was half broken by the bullet, I looked at the corpse, and my pupils instantly tripled.

I threw myself backwards with all my might, and roared wildly, "Lie down! ”

Out of absolute trust in me, Changsun Ting and Yang Qing did not hesitate to pounce on the hard ground, and at the same time, the grenade that had been hidden under the corpse and had opened the safety exploded suddenly, and a piece of shrapnel flew diagonally, leaving a deep mark on my cheek.

Changsun Ting lay motionless on the ground, and shouted with a strange face: "Brother, I may have crushed a mine!" ”

What a poisonous serial scheme! Having set a trap with the corpses of our own companions, and then laying mines after calculating our possible evasions, we are now exposed to their fire and at any moment in danger of a surprise attack.

I shouted: "Yang Qing, you immediately look for concealment, and if you find the enemy, kill immediately, and don't let anyone disturb us!" ”

Yang Qing nodded, quickly disappeared into the bushes beside him, I looked at Changsun Ting and said in a harmonious voice: "Don't move, tell me where the mine is." ”

"Under my chest." Changsun Ting said: "The goal here is too obvious, you leave quickly!" ”

I half-crouched, pulled out my bayonet and stabbed diagonally into the ground, and sure enough, after two inches of penetration, it was hard to a hard object, and gently peeled away the floating soil around me with my hand, revealing a black round object. This is a high-surname mine developed by the Soviet Union in 95 that can trigger a single soldier, and it can also be directly used as an anti-tank mine when necessary. If I'm not mistaken, its effective killing diameter is up to twenty meters!

"Bang! Bang!! ”

Yang Qing had already begun to exchange fire with the enemy, and a few streams flew past me, hitting the ground and splashing a few flying dust, and Changsun Ting hurriedly shouted: "You get out of here quickly, otherwise the two of us will be finished together!" Remember to beat the eggs of those turtle sons who can only stumble and hurt people with dark arrows and crush them together to avenge me! ”

I pulled out the bayonet from Changsun Ting's body and yelled, "Shut the fuck up and let me concentrate!" ”

It is very difficult to solve the problem now, and if you accidentally step on a mine, you can easily fix it if you find it early enough to stand still, cut the soles of his boots, and put a bayonet on them to prevent the fuse from bouncing off the mine. But now that Changsun Ting is using his own chest to press the landmine, I can't cut off his chest too, right?

Now I can only give it a go, and directly use the bayonet to press down on the mine's trigger catheter, and if there is a slight deviation, the two of us will be finished together! But if I were asked to do something to abandon my brother, I couldn't do it.

That's probably the real reason why I'm commanding a hundred and planning twenty.

Pressing the bayonet tightly against Changsun Ting's chest, inserting it little by little, through a layer of military uniform, I can clearly feel that every time my bayonet advances, the muscles on Changsun Ting's body will jump violently, and even make my hands tremble slightly, so that the mines under my body will send us to the west sooner or later.

"Hey, brother, there's something I've always wanted to ask you, if you don't ask now, I'm really afraid that I won't have a chance in the future."

When I finished saying these words, at least ten bullets fell less than two meters beside me, and Changsun Ting said, "What's the problem?" ”

"The first time you fell in love with a woman, was it in bed or on the ground, or in the back seat of a car in the grass in the wild? Is there more than a minute? ”

"Phew! You think I'm you! Changsun Ting shouted: "The first time I fell in love with a woman was in a five-star hotel, although the first time was faster, but I spent the whole night with her, and I did it seven times, and finally she rested for two weeks before she eased up!" ”

Seven times? My stunned subordinate pushed hard and asked, "You must have eaten some bullwhip, horse treasure or something that night, otherwise how could you be so brave?" Be careful to make your kidney deficiency not replenished! ”

Changsun Ting actually nodded in agreement: "Yes! In fact, there is no need to be so reckless, of course, the first few times are very, very cool, but the last few times that part of the body has become numb, and there is almost no feeling when inserted, just because I want to hear her moans all the time, and see her tactfully under me when she is in love, I work so hard, but when I come a**, I just do it there and twitch and can't shoot anything, it's like pulling my tendons, it's just a combination of pain and pleasure! ”

"Then you said that if both the man and the woman are first-time, how many times should they do it to be the most perfect enjoyment?"

Changsun Ting groaned: "In this case, we must take into account the girl's ability to admit it, the first time for a man is very short, and it is of course not okay to let the girl only taste the pain of breaking her body but not enjoy the happiness of zuo love." The second time of the man is more durable, as long as he is careful and considerate enough, he should be able to guide the girl to feel the taste of happiness, if the second time it is more than 20 minutes, I think it is better to stop there, and wait until the girl recuperates for a period of time to choose to fight again. Of course, an inexperienced rookie like you must calculate the safe period for girls, otherwise it will be more miserable to win the lottery in one shot, and if you really can't do it, just put on a condom......"

I patted Chang Sun Ting's shaved head with admiration, put my hand on his shoulder, and suddenly let out a wild shout: "Get up!" Changsun Ting's body of more than 80 kilograms was actually lifted out by me, and I myself quickly jumped out more than 20 meters away, and then jumped three feet high, and shouted happily: "I succeeded!" ”

The two bayonets were flat in the floating soil above the mine, successfully pressing the mine's letter tube, Changsun Ting looked at his unharmed body in surprise, stretched out a thumbs to me and shouted: "High, really high......"

Rumble!!!

The mine exploded, but fortunately we were all standing farther away and were not injured.

Yang Qing, who didn't know which horn to hide in, suddenly let out a miserable scream: "Ah...... My ass! ”

I looked at Yang Qing in that direction apologetically, I have to retract the sentence in front of me, someone is still injured. Fortunately, it is Yang Qing, and the fat man's butt is generally more meaty. The Stone Age human warriors have learned to use cowhide and pigskin as shields, which shows the tenacity of pigskin cows, Yang Qing will never think that his ass can't top a piece of pigskin, right?

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