Chapter 3: The Camp of Perversion
A week later, Xu Jixuan, Cheng Sheng, and Xu Feng, three capable officers, selected more than 500 personnel files from the active Chinese Navy for me, and I couldn't help but widen my eyes after reading only a dozen of them. I never imagined that there are so many strange and colorful "legendary" characters in our Chinese naval forces.
Fighting, robbing, slashing people in the underworld and running to the barracks, drinking and mishapping, smiling and not obeying discipline at all, rhetoric, perverts crawling into the bed of their comrades in the middle of the night, singing love songs to the window of the female commander every day and making people vomit, shouting all day long to counterattack and return the rivers and mountains, suicidal tendencies, angry and put two taels of croton when stir-frying for the company......
Everyone is different, everyone is very unhappy in the barracks, and there are many people in their thirties who still have a bar and a star. But there are a few unique skills under their hands, so that the boss is eager to kick them out of the barracks, but he can't help but keep them.
The pervert crawled into the bed of his comrade-in-arms in the middle of the night, I want it!
Transferred to the pirate torture department, in the future, those Indonesian bastards dare to play any kind of annihilation, just ask them to wash their butts, we have brothers here who have been waiting for a long time. A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye, a strong annihilation for a strong annihilation, this is the true nature of the [***] people among us!
Suicidal, I want it!
All of them are assigned to pirate death squads, they don't even shoot guns, one person has a zha medicine package, one is enough to kill one, and two are profitable, if you can swim and sink a warship, it can be regarded as winning glory for the country!
Robber, I like it!
Transferred to the Pirate Staff, returning them to their true colors, and going back to their old profession, should be able to give me a lot of opinions with a construction surname, right? As the so-called interlacing is like a mountain, what is good to rob, what is valuable, how to rob, how to deal with the police, how to cunning rabbits, these are all details of work that only professionals can understand.
Singing love songs to the female commander's window every day makes the whole military camp almost sick and vomiting, I want it!
Transferred to the pirate information department, such a persistent and shameless person, but he broke into the enemy's interior, seduced Indonesia's high-level family members, and dug up first-hand information.
Rhetoric, transferred to the pirate propaganda department!
Those who like to fight are transferred to the pirate gendarmerie department!
Those who cut people and ran to the barracks in the underworld were transferred to the Pirate Law Enforcement Department!
The smiley face does not obey the discipline at all...... Fuck off, pirates are a noble profession and a team player!
He shouted all day long that he wanted to counterattack and return his rivers and mountains, and he was transferred to the pirate strategic planning department.
If you put two taels of croton in the stir-fry, you will first send it to the Chinese State Banquet Cooking School for a few months, and then throw it to the Indonesian capital to open a restaurant, sell fast food, once the task requires it, he can ...... Hey!
It took me three full days to go through the more than 500 files, and finally selected 372 people from the middle, and these 370 people included everything from the basic logistics supply to the entire cruiser commander, which was far more than I had estimated.
These 372 people, plus the Fifth Special Force I led, will constitute the bandits that will run rampant in Indonesian waters in the future!
Think about it, what is it like to bring together so many problematic people?
There were only about 300 people, and they insisted on occupying more than half of the camp that could accommodate thousands of soldiers to train at the same time, and they were like encountering enemies who killed their fathers, far away, and watched each other carefully.
There are people who look at the sky with their hands behind their backs and disdain to be with the crowd, and find a few female surnames in the team, and they run over with peach blossoms in their eyes, and there are people who have a fierce light and a message full of "Don't get close to me, or you will die", standing there in a standard military posture at first glance It is very normal, but suddenly like an idiot, he will giggle and frown for a while, and the expression on his face is unpredictable and dizzying, and he accidentally glared at each other a hundred meters away, and the cow's temper came up and got closer and closer, Now there are people who compete with the distance of kissing, and there are also people who fight cross-eyed!
Each of them is a military talent with unique skills, each of them has unique characteristics, they look like hooligans, like two hundred and five, like perverts, just don't look like soldiers...... That's what I want!
Those who dare to gather this group of living treasures together and form the "Sixth Special Force" will never have a second choice except Fu Yinxue!
I nodded slightly to Liu Kangnan, and he shouted loudly: "Everyone immediately line up six columns according to their height, and we will take the roll call first!" ”
Hundreds of pairs of eyes casually glanced at Liu Kangnan, treating him as if he were invisible, and then turned in other directions.
Liu Kangnan's face flushed, but he knew very well in his heart that the more than 300 people in front of him were all the kind of porcupine-shaped thorns that could anger the instructor and choke the commander to death, and the more angry you are, the more complacent they will be in their hearts.
I patted Liu Kangnan on the shoulder comfortingly, took a deep breath, and suddenly roared: "You group of stupid people, stupid talents, and two hundred and five bastards who have never met talents, and have low self-righteous eyes, listen to it, and immediately fucking gather me closer!" If you haven't lined up in 30 seconds, Lao Tzu will turn around and leave, and you will spend the night on the field tonight! ”
More than 300 pairs of eyes fell on Fu Yinxue in unison, and when they saw the youngest colonel in China, their eyes flashed with a hint of heat.
Out of respect for the heroes of the battle, out of recognition of the same kind of perverted mad bull, or out of the consideration of not wanting to sleep in the open at night, more than 300 people finally moved their noble feet and lined up in six columns loosely in front of me.
I looked around the audience and shouted, "Let me tell you the bad news, the chief who has been emphysematized and high blood pressure by you, and the group of garbage who are obviously as stupid as pigs, but have been thinking about how to bring down your people all day long, are all out of your lives!" From today onwards, I, Fu Yinxue, are your new boss! ”
The people below were silent for a full thirty seconds, not knowing who took the lead, and the audience suddenly applauded. Someone cheered loudly: "I have finally found the organization!" ”
Fu Yinxue is definitely the idol of all the soldiers here.
Speaking of perverts, who has the perverted mad bull who can pull off the fuel tank of a car with his bare hands, and kill hundreds of Indian soldiers on the battlefield alone?
Who is rebellious, who can be like Fu Yinxue, dare to blatantly like his own sister, and even carry a pistol to rob himself of a century's wedding?
Speaking of fighting, it is said that Fu Yinxue has gone to Qi Xiaoxia, who is in the top three in the mercenary world, to personally pass it on, and go to fight him alone, isn't it the birthday star who hanged himself, and his life is too long?
Speaking of disobedience, I haven't seen anyone who dares to point at the noses of eleven major generals and thirty-seven colonels and curse loudly, and even shoot the pistol on his body, right?
To put it simply, Fu Yinxue is a super pervert who concentrates the most fanatical, the most rebellious, the most iron-blooded, the most disobedient, and the most capable of fighting!
Fu Yinxue made a super storm for the sake of five veterans, which pushed his popularity to the peak. For the sake of his brothers, how many hornet's nests did he poke? Strong enough, affectionate and righteous, and he is now like Zhongtian, he has become the youngest colonel in China at the age of twenty-four, it is much better to follow such a boss than to follow those bosses who don't like them when they see them, right?
The most important thing is that Fu Yinxue's way of speaking and style are right!
Fu Yinxue waved her hand and shouted: "Today is the first time we all meet, everyone rushed over non-stop after receiving the order, my boss will stop talking about fucking nonsense, go to the dormitory to change into civilian clothes first, and then I will invite everyone out for a good meal." Don't be afraid to eat poor me! ”
Speaking of this, Fu Yinxue blinked her eyes and lowered her voice: "Reimbursement of public funds!" ”
"Ula!"
The people below were thunderous with joy, and there was still a little bit of military appearance.
Fu Yinxue was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and shouted: "Go and change your clothes, gather in place in five minutes, change into your most 'hi' casual clothes, and I will take my brothers to take a bath and sing after dinner. Whoever pretends to be high-minded, I'm going to fucking despise him. Otherwise, if I stand up and admit that my surname is incompetent, I will not force the disabled! ”
The people below are going crazy, they have been in the military camp for so many years, when have they seen Fu Yinxue? While still in the barracks, everyone was wearing military uniforms, and he dared to openly lead a large number of subordinates who had just arrived to report to the entertainment venue. Follow him, no matter what the future holds, at least crazy enough!
Fu Yinxue glared and shouted, "What the fuck are you doing here, go change your clothes!" ”
The three hundred and seventy-two people, whether they were older or younger, lively or steady, cheered together that they had finally found the party organization.
The three regimental chiefs of staff were so frightened that their legs almost weakened, Fu Yinxue had just transferred hundreds of thousands of public funds from the Fifth Special Force, it turned out that it was to invite these living treasures to go out to the sea to eat and drink? Not to mention anything else, if he, a combat hero, really broke into the entertainment city with more than 300 professional soldiers, he was afraid that it would make headlines in the news media tomorrow.
Five minutes later, more than 300 professional soldiers dressed in a mess, and "hi" can no longer be "hi", surrounded Fu Yinxue, and Shi Shiran ran ran out of the barracks. The female soldier with a good appearance, her eyes flashing with a little golden light of discovering treasures, and her hands were already entangled in the crook of Fu Yinxue's arms, it was Xu Jixuan's supercomputing genius Huang Yan who hated and obeyed, and ate the world with a spoon!
Fu Yinxue looked at the group of young brothers behind her who had just been accepted, and couldn't help frowning. Those guys are all professional soldiers who have been in the army for more than three years, and some have even been in the military for more than ten years. Everyone usually has to wear military uniforms, and the update speed of civilian clothes is pitifully slow, and the time limit of the appointment is too tight, so they hurried over before they could pack their bags.
Many people's casual clothes can become materials to witness the history of clothing fashion, and when they are taken out of the suitcase, most of them are wrinkled, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they are a group of migrant workers who have just entered the city!
Fu Yinxue's gaze finally fell on Huang Yan, and handed her a peony card, "I'll give you the right to use 200,000 cash, dress them up beautifully enough, and on the premise that you can't lose face, I will take five percent of the part you can save as your bonus." ”
Huang Yan's pupils instantly dilated to the size of a glass ball, and she looked at Fu Yinxue suspiciously, "Really? ”
Fu Yinxue smiled and said, "It'll be done in thirty minutes!" I'll deduct 1% of your bonus for more than a minute, remember, don't buy the same style of clothes, I don't want them to take off their military uniforms and put on new class suits. ”
Huang Yan nodded desperately, pinching the ATM card and roaring away with a large number of brothers, Fu Yinxue slowly paced into a bar, sipping charcoal coffee while looking at the time finger on the watch.
Twenty-nine minutes and fifty seconds later, Huang Yan roared back again with the big ticket brothers, Huang Yan ran to me with a proud face, holding a stack of invoices and exclaiming: "We have purchased a total of 12 clothing stores, and we have spent a total of 113,735 yuan, and each person has spent an average of 305 yuan, 7 cents and 4 cents!" ”
I glanced at the brother behind Huang Yan, and then took the invoice from her hand. She really chose those high-quality and low-cost brands and specialty stores in this clothing area, and the most rare thing is that she can still put these products with very small profit margins and force down the price by 40%. If my information is correct, the purchase price she received is close to the purchase price of these products.
If Xu Jixuan is a genius in calculating military data, this Huang Yan is a genius who squeezes oil and water geese and plucks their feathers!
I nodded secretly and smiled, "Good job, how much bonus should I pay you?" ”
Huang Yan swallowed her saliva and said, "It's a total of four thousand three hundred and thirteen yuan, two cents and five cents!" ”
"Okay, I'm satisfied, go and propose the five thousand prize myself!" I laughed out loud, took out a camouflage mask for a National Security Agency agent from my pocket, put it on my face, and took a large number of shotguns to change guns, and changed from migrant workers in the city to undesirable youth, youth, and middle-aged brothers on the streets, and rushed straight to the most famous Shengshi Huanian Hotel in Lhasa.
It was now half past twelve o'clock in the afternoon, and it was the time when the business of this hotel was at its most prosperous, and the cars parked outside were lined up in a long line, and you didn't have to go in to know that it was already full inside, and of course it was impossible to arrange for us three hundred and seventy-three people.
The manager on duty peeked at the large group of "little brothers" around me, and kept apologizing to me, sweat kept sliding down the top of his head.
I didn't pay any attention to the almost ninety-degree bow, looked back at the group of newly recruited little brothers, and casually asked, "Who has a way for us to go in and eat now?" ”
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