I swept the audience into the absolute rigidity of A, B, C, D, and completely carried out the idiocy to the end, haha laughed: "Isn't it just a fucking thousand torpedoes, are you still afraid that I won't be able to finish it?" When we encountered pirates, we fired six quadruple torpedo launchers together, firing twenty-four torpedoes at a time. Besides, who can guarantee that the opponent's fleet can be wiped out once by one surname? Of course, after a few more rounds of shooting, it won't take a few battles, and these torpedoes will be used up cleanly by us, maybe it won't be long before I have to come to Russia to order torpedoes again! ”

Torture!

Those defense ministers, triad brothers, terrorist leaders, and scholars who were completely snubbed scolded in their hearts: "Who the has nothing to do with more money, use the VA-111SHKVAL storm torpedo as a machine gun, and people are aiming at one shot at a time, you are good, there is a large-area no-almost strafing torpedo launch!" The proud emperor is the proud emperor, and the troops brought out are definitely fucking hooligans and martial artists! ”

Zhao Yonggang desperately grabbed Qi Xiaoxia, who was about to pounce on the rostrum, and shouted in a low voice: "Who doesn't know that you are the hardcore follower of the eldest brother, you are going to rush to the stage now and beat him into a pig's head, the anger can be out, but his identity can be regarded as completely exposed." If you really can't forgive him for his malicious slander against Big Brother, when we go back, you will clean him up in the name of learning martial arts skills, now please maintain a restrained attitude! ”

"Big brother's prestige has been ruined by this bastard!" Qi Xiaoxia shouted angrily and anxiously: "Look at the way he looks now, I never knew that he was so talented in acting an idiot, I just beat him up as an idiot!" ”

"You know he's acting!" Zhao Yonggang smiled and said: "You didn't find that after finalizing the big business of the diving aircraft carrier, Fu Yinxue's whole person entered a state of absolute excitement, if it only takes six months to launch the entire battleship, he has to purchase all the equipment in six months." He can't wait! That's why he portrayed himself as an idiot leader with a few bills in his pocket, and no one was burning around, and even if he bought a lot of weapons, he wouldn't attract too much attention from other national intelligence services. But if those intelligence departments know that a large number of advanced weapons were bought by war maniacs like Fu Yinxue, the end result would be completely two concepts. ”

Qi Xiaoxia pursed her mouth and only said one word: "Hmph!" ”

At this time, they heard me shouting from the rostrum: "I heard that your largest shipbuilder in Russia is Volgotanker, how about it, are there any representatives of Volgotanker shipyards, I want to see what warships I can order!" ”

"I am, I am!"

"Give me the information!"

Fu Yinxue unprecedentedly carefully flipped through the sales materials of the Volgotanker shipyard, and finally asked curiously: "Why do you still sell a scrap iron shell more than 300 meters long and 40 meters wide here?" And it was offered at a price of fifteen million dollars? ”

"It was a super-large aircraft carrier that stopped work halfway through construction, and if you look at the data on it, although it looks strange, it is bigger, taller and heavier than the largest Nimitz-class aircraft carrier in the United States, with a displacement of up to 110,000 tons. Its deck is equipped with the latest technology developed by our Russian metal laboratory, incorporating a small amount of special materials and composite armor, so that even if it is attacked by American Tomahawk missiles, it will not be able to destroy its main defense system in one fell swoop. If you buy this iron shell, it is tantamount to buying a small island that can float directly on the sea for just over 10 million dollars, and when you need to return this iron shell to the furnace, you can directly get a large number of excellent steel! ”

Looking at the smiling salesman, I cursed in my heart: "Fuck, you really think Lao Tzu is an idiot?!" A small island floating on the sea, it's a shame that you can come up with such a use! ”

I waved my hand and said casually: "Well, fifteen million dollars is really not much, buying this toy boat to tow back is also a unique scenery, it is really not good to drag it to the island, and it is also a good choice to treat it as an apartment for those poor people in our country who have no money to buy a house." Okay, I've got this thing! Well, I think your miniature submarines are not bad, bring me four, take them back and play with them. ”

Zhao Yonggang and Qi Xiaoxia looked at each other again, and after a long time, Zhao Yonggang said in a low voice: "High, really high, really fucking high to the Himalayas!" After doing it for so long, it turned out that this was his ultimate goal, and I said how could he pull Richkagin and ask carefully for a long time. ”

Qi Xiaoxia also nodded and said: "Well, this is indeed a good way, he did so much ridiculous and ridiculous first, in fact, it is indeed something we need to solve, and then resell this super big garbage that is useless in the eyes of others, it can indeed hide people's eyes and ears, so that they can't tell our true intentions." ”

On the second day of the Nizhny Tagil Military Fair, the highest sales record was announced, and the Supreme Leader of the island nation of West Villas alone ordered weapons and equipment worth $4.2 billion.

The intelligence organizations of various countries together targeted the Emperor, and when they unfolded their long shopping lists, the eyes of almost all the BOOS-level figures of the intelligence organizations widened, "Damn, what kind of toys did he buy?" ”

Our super mercenary, the world's No. 1 combat power ranking, the supreme leader of the Shura Legion, the lord of the West Villas Island Country, and the creator of the highest firepower consumption of the rogue military engineering team, Mr. Aohuang, can really do anything to get ahead.

He bought 1,000 VA-111SHKVAL torpedoes with three to four times the power of ordinary torpedoes and six quadruple torpedo tubes, but he did not buy any warships or submarines that could install these 422 mm torpedo tubes.

He bought four miniature submarines, but he didn't buy the supporting navigation facilities, let alone the necessary equipment for the submarine docking, did he plan to let those two small things float or sink at sea all the time?

There is also the VD Thor Aegis system he bought, that kind of thing is a synthetic copy of the close-range dot matrix rapid-fire cannon for battleships, he didn't buy a battleship, what do you want that kind of expensive thing? If it is simply moved to land for air defense, it is better to use the same banknote to buy ten times as many anti-aircraft guns and form an anti-aircraft artillery group.

As for the other weapons he bought, it was even more varied, no one could guess what thoughts were turning in his head, the most absolute thing was that the salesman sold him the T90S tank, but he only took a fancy to the counter-guidance system on the tank, and even forcibly ordered a thousand sets of fan-surface counter-guidance monitoring equipment with the salesman, which really brought the original meaning of the idiom of the Chinese to the limit.

The most astonishing move of the emperor is to sweep away the three Su-47 fighters that are still in the research and development stage and cannot be mass-produced at a high price of 180 million US dollars each.

We spent $540 million to buy three Golden Eagle Su-47 fighters, but our super idiot, Mr. Aohuang, was so stingy that he was so stingy that he was unwilling to pay another $5,000 for a ground command system despite repeated persuasion by the salesmen.

At that time, the emperor said this: "Naval warfare, naval warfare, I want weapons that can fight at sea, a ground command system of 50 million dollars, and warships that can help my fighter planes sink pirates more effectively on the sea?" If not, then why should I pay such unjust money? You see, this kind of system that can provide command for fighters on the sea is really my first choice! ”

The salesman's eyes widened and he only felt that he wanted to cry without tears, and it was only today that he understood what it meant to have no common language, what it meant that genius and idiot dialogue was painful and contradictory, and the system designated by Mr. Proud was a system that could only be used on an aircraft carrier! The biggest role of that system is not to direct fighters to fight on the sea, but how to catapult fighters and recover fighters on a bridge that is only more than 60 meters long.

The special fighter command system on the aircraft carrier is, of course, much more expensive than the land command system, and in the face of the special command system for aircraft carriers that is twice as expensive, the proud emperor didn't even blink his eyes, clapped his hands and smiled: "Yes, buddy either don't buy it, if you want to buy it, buy the best, that's it!" ”

In the speechlessness of the salesman rolling his eyes, the sky-high business of three fighter planes and a command system totaling $690 million has since drawn an unbelievable and unbelievable wonder.

The arrogant emperor patted the salesman, and the words he said made everyone's spirits even more on the verge of collapse: "Don't pull a dead fish eye, are you worried that if I open and buy these things, it may not be suitable for matching, and I will have to come back to you to return it in the end, right?" Don't worry, I don't have so much boring time, if it really doesn't work, I'll just throw that system away and order a new one from you. What's there to care about? ”

On the world stage, I, the impostor arrogant emperor, can be regarded as a majestic and idiot, under Qi Xiaoxia's murderous gaze, Zhao Yonggang's approving smile, we took a metal shell more than 300 meters long, more than 40 meters wide, higher than a fifteen-story building, and a large number of scattered advanced weapons, and returned to the island country of West Villas.

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