Chapter Twenty-Nine: The World's Most Shameless
"Big brother, remember to bring out your most shameless, strongest, most unquestionable and defiant momentum in the Tower of Mori in Tokyo! Don't talk nonsense with them, let alone bargain with them, with your old man's unparalleled momentum and reputation in the world, and then exert the strongest pressure, I don't believe they don't get out of here! ”
Liu Kangnan was so excited that his eyes were as big as a ping-pong ball, in order to increase the momentum of his body language, his two hands were waving left and right in the air, making the underworld pick up a knife, steel pipe, and iron chain to grab the ground and fight for women on the street: "Whoever dares to stab your boss will cut his mother!" His grandmother's, our boss is the proud emperor of the Shura Legion! ”
Looking at Liu Kangnan, who had fallen into the state of Italian silver, I couldn't help but shake my head and smile, as time passed, it seemed that in their hearts, I and the proud emperor had slowly become one. My heart suddenly moved slightly, I seemed to owe this third brother in front of the instructor and can continue to do things with other people's daughters ** A promise, but with us being deported together, I don't know when I will be able to help him find out those guys who designed the trick and drove him out of the military school.
A correspondent gestured to me and reported loudly: "In the process of establishing communication with the other party, the real-time voice translation function has been turned on!" ”
If you are an ordinary citizen and want to make a phone call with the President of Canada, even if it is just to say hello to his mother, please estimate for yourself how much time you will have to queue?
If you are still a scoundrel who has contributed nothing but the scourge to this country, how much time will you have to wait, how many white eyes, how many interrogations and rude inquiries will you have to go through?
I do not know!
I grabbed the microphone, my body naturally straightened, and my whole body rose with an indestructible oppressive force like a lofty mountain, and I said indifferently into the microphone: "I am the proud emperor of the Shura Legion, I want your Canadian president to talk to me immediately, now!" ”
No one dares to take my words as a joke!
The correspondent who received this signal was even fighting with his teeth, although the other party's voice was corrected by translation and transit, although he did not have a special posture, he just maintained a calm like water, but the kind of self-confidence in holding the power of life and death, the arrogant aura of turning his hands over to the clouds, was like a sharp sword, crossing thousands of kilometers of time and space, and stabbing into his heart.
Little did he know that he would be stunned by a few words of understatement.
After trembling for a full ten seconds, the correspondent suddenly let out an inhuman howl: "Oh my God, it's the Emperor! It's the world's number one murderer!! He found me!! ”
In the command room of the Dragon Soul, through the loudspeakers, we could hear a mess of chickens and dogs jumping in a certain communication room thousands of miles away, with the screams of "chirp and wow" everywhere, the footsteps of panicked running everywhere, and the muffled sound of knocking things down everywhere.
I couldn't help but rub my nose and shake my head and smile bitterly, am I so scary?
Liu Kangnan, Cheng Yuanxia, Yang Qing, and Zhao Jun looked at me with admiration, and Zhao Jun said in an idiot-like voice: "High, really high!" Life is a masterpiece and death is also a ghost, being a man can do the role of the boss, it's really a fucking death without regrets!! ”
Me: "...... Bah!!! ”
After a full three minutes of panic, there was finally an echo over there, "Proud ...... Proud ...... Sir, we have already been in contact with the Ministry of State Security, and now, we will help you establish contact with that side! ”
I patiently grasped the microphone, and thirty seconds later, a voice full of capable air came into my ears through the speaker: "The proud emperor of the Shura Legion? ”
I raised my eyebrows and asked, "Who are you?" ”
"I'm the president's special assistant and my name is ......"
"Fuck me out!" I said indifferently: "You don't deserve to talk to me and call the president who is hiding behind you to come out!" ”
"You ......" The special assistant to the president who had not had time to report his honorable name widened his eyes, his identity was very sensitive, in a sense, he could be called one person under ten thousand people, even if the director of the National Security Bureau, who had the power of life and death, saw him, he had to be kind and not dare to offend easily, when did he receive such a merciless, slave-like reprimand?
"I'm proud of never doing boring things, and I won't talk to a small character like you! I'll give you ten seconds to think about it, or you'll disappear automatically and call out your boss behind the scenes; Otherwise, we will break up in two and everyone will compete on the battlefield! ”
The voice of the phone changed.
Without the frivolity of youth, a little more calm and aggressive, through the sound of crickets in the speaker, I can even feel that he is used to tidying up his suit first, and then grabbed the phone in a soldier-like posture and said in a deep voice: "I am the director of the Canadian National Security Agency!" ”
There is no need to self-declare your name, and there is no need for additional explanations, the words "director of the National Security Agency" are enough to explain everything.
The person who can sit on this throne is definitely the most trusted and loyal comrade-in-arms around the president.
Facing Canada's true number two, I stared at my fingers, lifted the corners of my mouth, and uttered only one word: "Get out!" ”
……
There was a long silence on the other end of the phone, and it is estimated that the director of the Canadian National Security Agency has fainted with anger, and is swallowing the whole bottle of fast-acting heart pills with the help of his assistant, right?
I am now the Emperor, I am the Supreme Commander of the Shura Legion, and I am the Supreme Leader of the once existing, once glorious kingdom of Siveras. Now, in the face of the collective attack of the whole world, I have to support the spiritual and substantive leadership of the overall situation.
This is the dignity and pride that belongs to the proud emperor!
Cheng Sheng, who made a temporary cameo as a radar soldier, opened his gong-like loud voice and shouted to me: "Report, the Royal Canadian Air Force is already less than 200 kilometers away from us, and we will be within the range of their weapons in fifteen minutes!" ”
Liu Kangnan took a step forward, obviously asking me for instructions, but his eyes were staring at the microphone in my hand, and he roared with luck: "Big brother, don't talk nonsense with them, a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals still dare to chirp at you, please immediately order all our BrahMos missiles to be launched together, just let us see if we are killed by their fighters first, or if the nuclear bombs we launch will be smashed on their land first!" ”
"Mr. Proud Emperor, you are really a group of crazy people, using nuclear bombs as a super weapon at every turn, I want to ask you, before using this forbidden weapon, did you think about the consequences of your own actions?" There was finally an echo on the other end of the phone, and a gentle middle-aged voice sighed softly: "Although the BrahMos cruise missile is known as the most difficult missile in the world to defend against, I don't think it is possible for the Shura Legion to launch dozens of missiles equipped with nuclear warheads at one time, right?" Our Canadian Ministry of Defense, Air Force, Navy, and Army have all entered the highest strategic state, do you think it is really possible for the nuclear bombs in your hands to be fired on our Canadian soil? ”
I sang a big drama with Liu Kangnan and Cheng Sheng, and the main protagonist finally made a fucking appearance, and I don't know how many military experts and behavioral psychology experts are writing temporary lines for him behind him, and they actually sang the most hypocritical set of benevolence and morality of politicians.
To possess this human virtue, he is not qualified to be the supreme leader of a country.
I replied honestly: "The BrahMos cruise missile is eight meters long, how can a person like me, who has been on the Arctic Circle for more than half a year, carry dozens of such things?" I'd rather bring more liquor and food to keep us warm! The Russian political axe has included this kind of missile in the forbidden military weapon, and it took us three years for the Shura Legion to buy a few from the arms black market intermittently. ”
"What you said is exactly what we have gathered," the other party said in surprise, "I didn't expect Mr. Proud Emperor to make a fool of himself!" In your case, launching a few BrahMos missiles will only serve as targets for our surface-to-air defense. ”
"You're right, so I don't want to waste missiles and precious nuclear warheads!"
The corners of my mouth hooked up slightly, raising an absolutely weird, absolutely sinister smile, except for Bu Shanna and Qi Xiaoxia in the command room, even my sworn brothers couldn't help but shiver in unison.
They were all too familiar with my smile, and I used to smile so sly and cold when I gave the order to throw hostages out of the window at the Forest Tower, and when I was at Jakarta International Airport, ordering my brothers from the Dragon's Tooth Group to crash into the building one after another with a hundred hostages.
"But I have twenty tons of enriched uranium!"
Hearing my words, all the military experts behind the President of Canada, including the director of the National Security Agency, changed their faces together. A military expert and behavioral psychology expert even covered his face and let out a sad cry: "I finally understand why the arrogant emperor is talking to the president, he is a big pervert, he is a super kidnapper boss, he is a super terrorist **oos, he is fucking ruthless enough, really fucking amazing!! ”
Seeing the president's blank face, the double expert roared: "I suggest that the military retaliation be stopped immediately, the Proud Emperor has now kidnapped most of our Canadian citizens, and he is now negotiating with you with enough weight!! ”
Kidnapped most of our citizens in Canada?
Why is he?
With his tattered dreadive aircraft carrier, I don't know if I can start it? Or with the few fighters he has? Or with the only trump card in his hands, the BrahMos supersonic cruise missile? As for those twenty tons of enriched uranium, it has not been turned into a nuclear bomb, there is no missile as a carrier, and it is not a pile of garbage?
The director of the Canadian National Security Agency pondered for a moment, and suddenly roared, the steadiness on his body, the calmness on his body became bullshit at this moment, and he danced and shouted: "Quick, order those fighters to return home, immediately, immediately, and those who do not obey the order will be punished for treason!" For the sake of the lives of our 30 million compatriots in Canada, and for the sake of our 9.97 million square kilometers of land in Canada, please order those fighters to return immediately! ”
The experts and elites in the presidential palace were so shocked that they forgot to ask the president to hold down the microphone, and when they heard the chaos over there, I smiled indifferently and said to Liu Kangnan: "Show them our sincerity." ”
Another phone rang in the presidential palace, and the voice of another special assistant to Mr. President almost deafened the ears of the Minister of Defense: "We have just received intelligence from the United States that the big iron shell is pouring fuel into the sea, estimating the diesel fuel of their shipboard engine!" According to the intelligence replied by Russia, the large iron shell may have carried 7,000 tons of diesel!! ”
Seven thousand tons of diesel!
Once all dumped into the Arctic Ocean, it will be devastating to the entire Arctic Circle's ecological environment. The Canadian president stood up violently and shouted into the microphone: "Proud Emperor, what you do is tantamount to trampling on the dignity of all mankind, do you have to completely destroy the environment in which we live in order to be reconciled......
The Minister of Defense reminded in a whisper: "This is just a small pediatric thing that he warned us!" ”
Pediatrics?!
The president turned his head and stared fiercely at his most trusted aide, and exclaimed: "Don't you know how much the ocean will pollute, how many actions will die, and what kind of damage will be done to our coastal cities by dumping 7,000 tons of diesel into the sea?" You would even describe this kind of thing as a pediatric?! ”
"Yes, this is pediatrics for the Proud Emperor!" The Minister of Defense reached out and pressed the phone in the president's hand, and called out in a low voice: "Do you remember Jakarta, the capital of Indonesia, which was turned into ruins by the arrogant emperor with a dirty bomb, where he only used dozens of kilograms of enriched uranium and C4 explosives as power." But now, there are twenty tons of mixed uranium on his ship, and if he detonates a nuclear bomb directly, his ship will become the world's largest super dirty bomb!! ”
A super dirty bomb piled up with twenty tons of enriched uranium?!
The Canadian president only felt that the Venus was popping up in front of him, although his knowledge of the military industry could only be regarded as a rookie-level layman, but as long as he thought about the concept of twenty tons, it was enough to make him sweat all over his body, he swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva before carefully asking: "If they really detonate a twenty-ton dirty bomb, what will affect us?!" ”
A military expert quickly spread out the world map of the northern hemisphere, took out calipers and compasses from his pocket, and just drew a few arcs to list a few numbers, and the military expert was stupid, and he shuddered wildly: "No, we must not let them detonate twenty tons of enriched uranium!" Now that the weather is getting warmer and the ice in the Arctic Ocean is starting to melt, if they really use a nuclear bomb to detonate 20 tons of enriched uranium, with the flow of seawater, about one-third of the Arctic Ocean will be polluted to varying degrees, not only us, but also 11 countries including Norway, Denmark, Russia, and the United Kingdom. We will abandon at least 19 coastal cities and two-fifths of the country's marine fisheries...... Of our 30 million people, 8 million people will face the threat of nuclear radiation, and 700,000 people will have to move out of their homes!! ”
In the face of such an astronomical figure, everyone in the presidential palace was stunned, once the emperor was allowed to release a 20-ton dirty bomb, the whole of Canada would be reduced by one-third of its geographical territory! The Arctic Ocean, one of the world's four oceans, 13.1 million square kilometers, will be contaminated with nuclear radiation by 4.5 million square kilometers as the sea water flows.
And to get rid of this kind of nuclear radiation contamination, it will probably need ...... One hundred and fifty years!
This is a negotiation with a huge disparity in strength and no suspense.
Canada is a beautiful country, with 30 million citizens living and working in peace, who simply cannot afford to be hit hard by the blow of our lives. And we, the Shura Legion, are just a group of professional soldiers who have been cornered and forced to resist.
I grabbed the microphone, and my voice revealed an unrivaled strong confidence: "Dear Mr. President, there is no direct conflict between our two sides, we are hidden in the Arctic Circle, which does not belong to any country, and we just hope to find a place to stay." But here we are being attacked by you, so we are forced to resist. Every one of my brothers is a professional soldier, our job is to face death calmly, and now that we are ready for everything, let's give up our lives to fight! ”
"No!" The President of Canada let out a loud cry: "I have ordered all the Air Force units to return, please stop dumping diesel into the Arctic Ocean immediately, you have done enough, I have seen your methods, if your aim is to bring me to my knees...... You've done it! ”
"No, I don't think I've done enough. Again, you're not really giving in! ”
"I want you to understand that this is a game dominated by me, and I am the judge and the rules of this game!" I narrowed my eyes and whispered, "As for you, my esteemed Mr. President, although you are an important character in this game, I do not give you the right to change your fate. You are a human being, so why do you think that air force can return to the country as it deserves after flaunting its military might and intimidating us? ”
"Those three fighter groups are only five minutes away from us, right?"
"Although Canada does not have aircraft carriers, the pilots who can enter the Royal Canadian Flying Corps should be the kind of super-first-class ace masters, and landing on a 70-meter-long runway is not a problem, right?"
"Well, I don't want to embarrass you too much, just drop thirteen fighters in a so-so way, and we'll make a runway on the deck."
……
The Canadian president's eyes widened, and he finally couldn't help but exclaim, "What the hell are you going to do?" ”
"What for?" I also glared and exclaimed, "Isn't that obvious? Our ship is called a diving aircraft carrier, but until now, we only have three Golden Eagle Su-47 fighters, so I want to find you to be rich and have a resource sharing. Don't worry, I'm not greedy at all, I only need thirteen fighters! ”
In this world, there are such shameless, unexpected, fucking nasty and despicable characters!
In this world, there are people who dare to directly blackmail the overwhelmingly superior enemy troops, ask others to drop fighter planes one by one on their own territory, and then receive all their personal and financial gains.
This blackmail method is really unrestrained and eclectic in its creativity, originality, and boldness, not to mention the President of Canada and his hardcore brother Minister of Defense, and even those military industry experts and psychological masters were dumbfounded one by one. What the fuck is this...... That's, isn't it?!
What is the difference between this and asking the Canadian Air Force to surrender?
"Don't worry, this is not the same as the hijacking at Jakarta International Airport, I am only interested in your fighter jets, and as for your Royal Air Force pilots, for the sake of their special trip to deliver the most advanced weapons to me, I will treat them politely, and then give them two MD-500 anti-submarine helicopters. It's a bit cramped, but it's better than walking back on two legs, don't you say? If the load is really exceeded, I will not object to flying two more times! ”
"You...... Proud ...... You're a bastard, you're a devil!! ”
"Thank you," I smiled gentlemanly and said indifferently, "I will take your words as a compliment!" If you dare to order those three flying groups to return home, I will install all the BrahMos cruise missiles in my hands with nuclear burst pulse warheads at any cost, and carry out a covering strike on those 36 fighters, so that not to mention fighters, your pilots will not be able to return alive. How about it, would you like to gamble on my proud character and reputation? ”
It is still impossible to draw a conclusion on the character and credibility of the Emperor, but everyone in the Presidential Palace understands that anyone who dares to ignore the Emperor's warnings is definitely a super fool.
From the president and the defense minister to more than 20 military experts and behavioral psychology experts, the president looked at everyone in front of him and said, "Can any of you tell me what we should do?" ”
No one spoke up, and no one dared to answer.
They had never encountered such a thorny problem, and if they really ordered a flying group to land on the land of the Emperor, it would be tantamount to sending the most loyal soldiers of the Royal Canadian Flying Regiment to the enemy's mouth, and once the Emperor turned his face, they would be the most direct executioners. And sending the most advanced weapons in his hands to the arrogant emperor is tantamount to playing for the tiger.
But if you refuse the emperor's order, the consequences are even more unimaginable.
Cheng Yuanxia couldn't help but ask: "Big brother, will they really listen to your orders and obediently send the fighter plane to us?" ”
I smiled and asked, "Do they still have a choice?" ”
The radar soldier in the command room glared in disbelief and shouted wildly: "Report, the US Air Force units are retreating, the Russian Air Force units are withdrawing, and the Danish Air Force is evacuating...... Except for the fighter formations of the Royal Canadian Air Force Regiment, the other fighter formations are rapidly evacuating, and they are flying so fast! ”
They fly fast, of course!
They didn't dare to attack when they flew over, and if I picked up their collars and blackmailed them one by one, I was afraid that within two hours, the deck of the Dragon Soul would be full of all kinds of fighters.
Thinking of this, I can't help but feel a slight dissatisfaction with Richardin, why did he change my aircraft carrier to only carry sixteen fighters? If I could lay down thirty-nine, I would eat all three Canadian air brigades together in one go.
(To be continued)