Chapter 9: A Crazy Life
One, two, three, four...... I've drunk 12 glasses of wine representing different emotions and different life experiences, but my hands are still as solid as a stone!
I don't usually drink alcohol, but at this time my eyes are still as bright as two bayonets, and my consciousness is still in the most conscious state, because I am fucking unconvinced, "I don't believe that a little alcohol can knock me down!" ”
In the vicinity of the bar, I don't know when there has been a circle of onlookers, every time I drink a glass of wine that is fierce or long, or sharp peaks, or peaks and loops, they will burst into a burst of applause, and every time I drink the next glass of wine, the face of the sunny day will turn whiter.
When I grabbed the last glass of spirits that represented "**", my hand suddenly got stuck in mid-air.
When I face a fight, I will do my best, and I will not tolerate the slightest bit because the other person is a beautiful girl. Although I have no intention of possessing her, I would never mind dragging her to the bed in a private room and slapping her ass dozens of times to punish her for playing with fire [***] for setting up this gamble when she can't afford to lose!
The reason why my hand stopped in mid-air was because the bar song changed!
In the strong rhythm of the music, three young lead dancers whose clothes were exposed to the limit of the law began to twist their bodies neatly on the lifting stage, combining the bright rhythm of modern dance and the unrestrained youth, which instantly attracted everyone's attention.
A third-rate female singer grabbed the microphone and sang loudly: "Learn from Lei Feng's good example......"
Hearing these familiar lyrics, I couldn't help but laugh dumbly, I couldn't imagine that even this kind of red song could be translated into a high-tempo modern song by those rock record companies.
The female singer continued to sing hoarsely: "If Lei Feng takes ecstasy, he will be the same as me......"
Me: "......"
The female singer continued to shout frantically, "Learn from Lei Feng, a good example, Lei Feng is the same as you after taking viagra." ”
The female singer took advantage of the gap in music and shouted: "Tell me, do you want to be Lei Feng?" ”
On the dance floor, hundreds of people craned their necks together and shouted, "Want to !! ”
"Then you will stretch out your hands, lift them up above the top, and sing them with me!" Learn from Lei Feng, a good example, Lei Feng is just as ...... as you after taking viagra"
Singing this, the female singer pointed the microphone in her hand at the audience, and the voices of hundreds of young boys and girls converged into a torrent and hit the microphone fiercely: "Without [***], shaking your head will be more refreshing, without New China, how can there be a surname life, no surname life, how can I live!! ”
"Smack!!
The wine glass in my hand was crushed by me, and a heart-piercing pain suddenly came from the palm of my hand!
It hurts, it hurts!
It hurts so much that I suddenly want to cry out loud, and I don't know when, tears have poured out!!
My heart is crying blood, I can't help but cry, I can't help crying!!
I shook off the glass slag, wine juice, and blood in my hand and picked up the long, heavy bar stool.
I lifted the bar chair high above the top, and in the midst of the frantic roars and the others dodging, I slammed the bar chair made of pure steel against the stereo speaker, which was a foot tall, with all my might.
"Boom !!"
With all the strength of my body, I was afraid that even a piece of granite would be smashed by me, and the huge loudspeaker that was more than one person tall only had time to make a scream of electric current, and I smashed it into a pile of complete garbage. I carried the bar chair that had been bent by me, panted and pointed to the group of turtle sons on the dance floor who were stunned and wanted to be Lei Feng's turtle son bastard, and roared wildly: "I fuck you, I don't want to live, then you don't want to live!! ”
The music was still roaring all over the dance floor, and I looked up to see that there were at least eight identical speakers on the entire dance floor, and to create the best possible acoustic effect, there were a dozen subwoofers, large and small, on metal stands above our heads.
"Fuck you, don't think that I can't deal with you like this!"
I shook off the tears from the corners of my eyes, my eyes widened wider than the copper bell, at this moment, the most tragic murderous aura I cultivated from the battle Yang, unreservedly released from me, I pointed at everyone and roared: "If you don't want to die, get out of my way!" ”
I never imagined that I would actually kill a group of compatriots who were only seventeen years old, and I held a bar chair weighing 20 kilograms, like an invincible warrior in the age of cold weapons, rushing to the mixer with the crazy momentum of a group of thousands of troops.
No one dared to stand in front of me, no one dared to bear my heart-wrenching anger, in the exclamation of the ghost crying wolf, in the absence of that kind of pretended free and deep chicken, flying and dog jumping, I followed the passage that everyone scrambled to avoid, carrying a weapon weighing 20 kilograms, and in the midst of a loud roar, I jumped more than a meter high on the mixing console.
"Boom !!"
The whole mixer was smashed into ruins by one of my chairs, and when I shook off the bar chair that had become a bow, I stretched out my big hand and dragged the third-rate female singer like a pinched chicken, and sneered: "Where the fuck do you want to run?" Don't you want to be cool? I'm going to fucking make you happy! ”
"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! ……”
In front of everyone, I slapped dozens of female singers in the face anyway, and every time I slapped her, I would roar: "Don't you fucking want to be Lei Feng?" Still can't do it? Still dead or not? ”
Every time I slapped it, a mouthful of blood spurted out of the singer's mouth, and it only took a dozen slaps for her teeth to be knocked off by me. The lead dancer who had been standing beside the female singer stupidly finally had the audacity to scream: "Don't fight anymore, you will kill her!" ”
"Fuck you, doesn't she want to die herself?" I glared fiercely at the female singer in my hand, who had lost all consciousness, and hissed angrily: "You fucking just give me a fuck!! ”
A girl quietly pushed her boyfriend next to her and asked, "What's wrong with him?" ”
Her boyfriend whispered, "Be quiet, he's not a drunkard who is crazy or a mad dog, don't mess with him!" ”
yes, I'm a fucking mad dog! I'm a fucking mad dog who was performing a dog-eat-dog farce in the Pacific Ocean with Akamoto, but was brought back!!
What the fucking good guy can be the boss behind the biggest dance hall here?
At the shrill whistle, more than a dozen security guards armed with batons rushed towards me with murderous vigour, and behind them, there were more than a dozen underworld thugs in uneven clothes and weapons hidden under their arms.
I put two fingers in my mouth and snapped a loud whistle.
In a burst of disbelief, the Pitbull, which had been guarding outside the bar, rushed into the bar like a raging wind.
Someone shouted, "Stop it, don't let it in!" ”
"Wang! Barking!! Woo Woo !! ……”
All the people are crazy, all the people are stupid, all the people are rubbing their eyes in disbelief.
A security guard with a baton subconsciously stopped in front of the pitbull, the first time I received the order to attack, the pitbull had gone crazy, it let out an angry roar in the face of the roadblocker, in the eyes of everyone stunned, with it sprinting speed, suddenly jumped up more than five feet. At almost the same height as the security guard, the Pitbull showed its white teeth and bit the security guard's shoulder in one bite!
At the same time that the body was subjected to the gravitational force of the center of the earth and fell downward, the four paws of the Pitbull continued to kick and scratch on the security guard, as the body found a weak reaction force again and again, the Pitbull was like suffering from rabies, and carried out an indiscriminate attack on the security guard from top to bottom, when it finally bit the ankle of the security guard, it was full of malice and dragged hard, and the security guard who had been completely bitten by it was thrown to the hard floor by a Pitbull weighing at most one-third of his weight.
Not to mention the group of little flowers and grasses on the dance floor who have never seen any wind and waves, even I was scared into a cold sweat! Gureem tailor-made for this pitbull, and after half a year of special training, the "Mad Dog Eighteen Bites" super martial arts, sure enough, is fucking worthy of its name, fortunately I didn't convey the "shoot and kill" signal to the pitbull, otherwise it aimed at the security guard's neck and bit down, and the security guard didn't have to be bitten by it on the spot and burst his throat?
Pitbull shook off the security guard, who had been utterly defeated by him, and rushed to my feet, standing side by side with me, glaring at everyone on the dance floor.
I pointed to the little flowers and grasses in front of me who had turned pale with fright, and suddenly let out a roar of grief and indignation, and hissed: "Whoever the fuck wants to be Lei Feng, get out of here!" ”
None of the little flowers and grasses dared to move, and what rushed up were more than 30 security guards and thugs with batons and machetes.
"Bit, give me a hard bite!"
In the roar, I punched the security guard in front of me four or five meters away, I felt a slight pain in my back, I turned around, a mafia thug with a machete was staring at me in disbelief, I sneered: "It feels very hard, right?" You can't cut it, can you?! ”
The thug with the machete nodded stupidly, although his machete was still sharp, but it was too light and too short, and it cut my back full of calluses and scars and even a few pieces of shrapnel, he could slash that fucking ghost!
"Smack! Syllable!! Syllable!!! ”
There was another stinging pain in my back, and I turned my head again, and the two security guards were screaming in despair with electric rods that were still glowing blue.
My back can't be insulated, and it's not a fucking good thing to hit with this electric rod!
But I was whipped around by Qi Xiaoxia with a long whip every day in the North Pole, and compared with the "Angel Cut" in her hand, these two small electric rods made it a little more fucking difficult for me to lie down.
"Stretch!"
There was another tingling pain in my head, and I rubbed my head, which was already the size of a chestnut, but fortunately there was no skin trauma.
At this time, the security guards and underworld thugs around me were already stunned.
Is this guy who came to smash the field a fucking flesh-and-blood living person, or a robot disguised by high-tech means?! Among them, the second of the "Four Golden Steels", who is known for fighting fiercely, smashed each other's heads with a softball bat, and even the bat was fucking broken, why doesn't this guy faint?!
"It's my turn, right?"
I threw a few backhand punches, beating them to a certain corner of the dance floor, and saw a large group of small flowers and grass shrinking in a corner of the dance floor, and my eyes were shining to appreciate our super melee of people vs people, dogs vs people, I picked up half a bat from the ground, rushed over to them and beat them in the face, and roared: "What are you still stunned for?" Let's do it together! ”
After being chased by me all over the ground and running around and unable to bear it, someone finally screamed: "Damn, isn't he just a person?" Let's go up together and beat him to death!! ”
I laughed wildly, took out my wallet and pulled out dozens of 100 denominations of dollars, and said loudly: "yes, this is a fucking man, come on, who can fucking put me down, this money is his reward!" ”
Everyone looked at the banknotes in my hand with bright eyes, even if they hadn't seen the dollar bills, they should know the value of these banknotes in my hand, as long as they looked at the thick stack, the ones who were not moved were not shouting that they wanted to learn from Lei Feng's "decrepit brother" and "moldy girl"!
"Brothers, come on!"
With the screaming of all my heart, two or three hundred men rushed towards me together, and I was not afraid to collide with each other single-handedly, and in just one confrontation, I knocked down the three strongest looking boys. I laughed wildly and said, "Yes, you group of turtle sons who can only close their eyes when they are forcibly annihilated in front of their faces, and now they finally have a fucking look like men!" ”
In my loud laughter, hundreds of us crackled and scuffled together, and even the little girls took off their tall shoes and joined the warband. As they raised their weapons in their hands to look for me, they screamed, "Husband, you must defeat him!" I want you to buy me the most beautiful diamond ring, the best necklace and fashion! And give me roses every day!! ”
"There really aren't roses!" Suddenly, I easily broke through the encirclement of these little grasses with a big stride, grabbed the little girl with the high root shoes, and inserted a bill along her low-necked coat with the intention of wine, into the twin peaks that she had developed to make people swallow saliva and seductive crimes, and felt the warm softness on her young but plump breasts, I secretly sighed that her boyfriend was not shallow, and at the same time reduced at least eighty percent of my strength, punched her in the eyes, and laughed wildly: " But I can give you one of the eggplant flowers! ”
Her boyfriend's eyes were red, and a boy who was 185 centimeters tall but didn't weigh more than 100 pounds jumped out and pointed at me and screamed, "How fucking do you dare to eat my horse's tofu!" ”
"I'm fucking your sister, you don't want me to be such a woman!" I kicked him in the lower abdomen, kicking him to the ground and rolling over several times, and I glared and shouted, "What the fuck do you mean horses?" That's a memory girl, a silver woman, if you don't respect your girlfriend, just fucking send me! Don't watch a few Hong Kong films, just learn from those rotten shit! ”
I don't know if it's really because I drank too much and was crazy about my surname, or if I was a fucking pervert, but I was barely suppressed at the time, pretending to be sanctimonious. I reached out and grabbed a little girl with a broken beer bottle, and in front of everyone, I slipped a bill into her collar and touched it again. Then he laughed and said, ", who is your man?" You were insulted by me, why didn't he jump out to avenge you? ”
"I said, is there really no one to avenge her?"
I was so fucking drunk after drinking twelve glasses of well-brewed liquor that I threw off the girl who was obviously good-looking and had an even better figure but no boyfriend to accompany me, and pounced on the third girl. The girl was so frightened that she hugged her chest with her arms and cried out, "Don't touch my breasts!" ”
"Hehe, your boobs are at least two models smaller than others, and I'm not interested in the airport!" In the midst of laughter, I picked up the girl sideways and slapped her ass in front of everyone, and I cried out as I patted it, "Hey, who is this horse's man?" Now that she's been beaten, is there anyone standing up for her?! ”
The whole bar was in chaos, and I, a big pervert, chased a large group of girls all over the world, chasing them all over the world, but I don't know why, but some of the girls could have run away, but they deliberately fell into my hands, even if I had announced that I would no longer distribute money, this situation is not uncommon. When I put my hand into their collar, I could even feel their slight twisting with the intention of cooperating. The absolute stimulation of the nipple peak trembling in the palm of my hand, the slight protrusion at the top of the nipple peak, and the ** with a small circle on my palm, made me, a rookie who is no longer a virgin but has very little experience, scream in my heart and can't bear it.
We were like playing a game of eagles touching chickens in a bar with hundreds of people, and in just twenty minutes I had insulted at least seventy or eighty girls, and beaten down fifty or sixty boys who were too weak for my grandmother to beat.
"It's too weak! It's too weak!! ”
I shouted loudly while being rude everywhere: "You bastards believe it or not, even if I fucking force any woman in front of you, there is no way to make them stare dryly?" What the fuck do you bastards do? Running is like an old woman, and her flexibility and balance are more like a flock of penguins traveling from Antarctica! And that kid, what about you! You're not fucking a**, gasping for what? If you don't try hard and let me figure out which one is your girlfriend, I'll force her in public!! ”
At this moment, the whole bar was suddenly brightly lit, and forty or fifty horse-level thugs rushed into the bar with their boss, and the boss slapped the bar manager who came forward to greet him, and screamed: "Damn, how the fuck are you helping me watch the scene?" It's just a mischievous fly, you can't fucking cover it, I'm raising you, it's better to raise a dog! ”
Dry!
The boss is awesome?
Isn't it great if there are a lot of people?
I pointed at the menacing and extraordinary boss, and laughed wildly: "Boy, there is a way in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door in hell for you to break in, you can fucking open your eyes and see clearly, who am I, brother!" ”
The boss stood up suddenly, he stared at me suspiciously, when our eyes collided in the air, it only lasted less than a half of a second, his momentum, his flamboyance, his self-righteousness, disappeared without a trace in an instant, he pointed at me with trembling all over his body, and screamed: "You, you, you are Fu Yinxue!" ”
"Hey, that's right!"
I sneered at the person in front of me who was full of brand-name goods, obviously came out to clean up the mess elements who dared to come to his own yard to make trouble, but he had to bring two flesh-bomb beauties to pose for the big brother, and said in a mocking tone: "It seems that you have really mixed well in the past few years, my young master Lu Peng!" ”
The little boys who were chasing after me just now were all scared silly.
They even wanted to chase down a super war hero who killed three or four hundred enemies on the battlefield! It is said that when he participated in the blitzkrieg against India, he alone single-handedly knocked out an air defense company of the Indian army! And it is said that ...... Not only did he have the closest relationship with China's top brass, but he also became the youngest colonel in China!
The girls who had been insulted by me were looking at me with colorful ripples in their eyes, and in their hearts, I was the youngest colonel in China, the most indecent at molesting women, and perhaps the coolest and most stylish!!
With my current status, Lu Peng is as insignificant as a small bedbug in my eyes. If he and I were just having a normal holiday, I would let him go with a smile. But...... It was because of him that I lost the time I spent with Wanying, and it was because of her that I only had a few days of happy time with Wanying. All I am left with now is a long, aimless lonely wait, only my remorse and self-blame.
It was he who took away the most joyful ...... I should have had Love!
I stared at Lu Peng coldly, and pressed towards him step by step, Lu Peng screamed in a panic: "Don't come here, don't come over!" ”
"Why don't you let your bodyguard save your life?" I said coldly: "Last time, you only had one bodyguard, and you beat me so badly that I could only be sent to the hospital for first aid." But this time you've grown up, you've got a lot of money, and you've brought dozens of bodyguards! I just don't know, in your group of bodyguards, how many provincial fighting runners-up and how many provincial fighting champions are there? ”
"Spare me, please let me go! What am I in your eyes now? I'm just an insignificant little thug to you, relying on my father's money to put on a prestige. I was wrong, I was sorry for you, but you know what......" Lu Peng hissed: "I'm scared every day, I'm afraid to see you again, I'm afraid to see your eyes that are no longer human, I know that sooner or later you will find me, and sooner or later you will repay the pain I inflicted on you." I wake up every day in nightmares, and every night I have to be accompanied by a woman, because I don't dare to sleep alone! ”
At this moment, Lu Peng seemed to have returned to the time of a few years ago, when Fu Yinxue was also alone, with this kind of flame-like momentum, with the killing intent of a sword out of the sheath, and with the cruelty of a wounded beast, he pressed towards him step by step. Every step he took was like a struck by the soul bell, this heavy pressure, this fear in the face of natural enemies, and this sense of powerlessness that must not be an enemy made all the hairs on Lu Peng's body stand upside down! Shocked, he could only retreat step by step, he looked at me blankly, and muttered: "Yes, it's this kind of depression, exactly the same as the feeling in my dream, you finally came, you finally came to repay the debt I owe you!" ”
At that time, he was also surrounded by "brothers, friends and subordinates", but no one dared to come forward to help him, so he could only face this absolute cold from the bottom of his heart alone. Lu Peng still can't forget how hideous and tragic I was when I got up from the runner-up of that provincial fighting with mixed blood. At that time, he understood that he and Fu Yinxue were definitely not characters in the same world!
Lu Peng could only keep pleading with me, as long as he looked at the group of subordinates around him who usually looked majestic, but were silent at this time, Lu Peng also knew that even if he gave an order, none of his subordinates would dare to face an enemy like Fu Yinxue who could not be fought against at all, let alone provoked!
I reached out and grabbed Lu Peng's arm, and said coldly: "What happened a few years ago, I may really be able to treat it as a mistake that we all made as children, and give up the punishment for you." But...... I can't tolerate you bar, insults to [***] people, especially heroes, so you have to pay the price! ”
"Look like a man!" I glared at Lu Peng, whose legs trembled like playing a pipa, frowned and shouted, "At least from now on, your kid can sleep peacefully!" Remember, if you have money, do something that is beneficial to the country and society, so that you may still be able to find the meaning and purpose of life from it, instead of being like the walking dead every day, doing nothing, only knowing how to spend your energy on women! ”
(To be continued)