Chapter 6 I'm Sorry, I Want to Kill You
Lulu's war letter on the middle **BS caused an uproar.
You must know that this time is different, in this era when there are so many warbands and hooligans and strongmen rise together, it is already a fart of the Jade Emperor that such two unknown teams can cause such a sensation -- extraordinary.
In particular, the person who initiated the announcement was a very famous student in the school, and it was extremely NB's scmmlulu. A little white flower that can make a bunch of men even hungrier.
Even the members of the fanatical team felt that their faces were very bright. Although Fang Shaoyun didn't think so, in fact, after Fang Shaoyun and really started practicing 4v4 together, he even wanted to die. Fang Shaoyun was even doubting that day's game, just by himself and these few people, how could he kill Lulu's group so miserably.
Fang Shaoyun had always thought that he was already at the bottom of the food chain in the interstellar world. But after being familiar with the level of these people, he knew that there were really mountains outside the mountains, and there were heavens outside the sky, compared to them, Fang Shaoyun felt that he was simply a disciple of Slayerboxer, the possession of OOV.
Looking at Fang Shaoyun's sad and indignant gaze, Peng Feng smiled proudly and said something that made Fang Shaoyun very cold, "Look at our brothers, the level is okay." ”
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No matter what, the meal still has to be eaten, although after seeing the rep of Chu Nanxing and others and comparing it with Peng Feng and others, Fang Shaoyun has the heart to die, but Fang Shaoyun, who has always adhered to the concept that it is better to die than to live, and to die must eat enough before dying, still came to the third student canteen with his meal card.
When people are unlucky, they will stuff their teeth when they drink cold water. Fang Shaoyun's luck was indeed a little bad, Fang Shaoyun just set aside the fried shredded pork with green peppers that he had spent five cents on, and found Xiaoqiang who died in it.
Usually I can't see the meat when I fry shredded pork with green peppers, so I put up with it, but now there are Xiaoqiang inside, so I have to do it?
Fang Shaoyun felt that he had to find the master who had just cooked for himself to ask for an explanation no matter what.
But when he opened the opinion book of the cafeteria, Fang Shaoyun completely broke off such thoughts.
"Can you not drown flies in tomato soup?"
"We're not chickens and don't need to eat sand to help with digestion."
"The flies are not fried, remember to add more MSG to the green worm soup."
"I ate three flies in a row today, so high."
"Why do I think my buddy vomited when he was drunk yesterday is fresher than the food I got today?"
…。 Fang Shaoyun was completely speechless. Fang Shaoyun felt that he had only eaten Xiaoqiang until his junior year, and he was really taken care of by God, and his ancestors had accumulated virtue.
Fang Shaoyun, who came out of the canteen, actually worked hard and was also a virtue. Fang Shaoyun actually knows how to cook. Fang Shaoyun's parents have been doing business outside since they were children, and the family was not rich at that time, and of course they couldn't afford to hire a nanny, so for a long time, Fang Shaoyun cooked for himself.
Thinking of his parents, Fang Shaoyun felt a little trance.
When there was less money, the family spent a little more time together, but now that there is more money, the time to see their parents is getting less and less. Thinking of the last time he came home for the summer vacation, the empty room at home, Fang Shaoyun was distracted.
"Smack." Before Fang Shaoyun could understand what was happening, he suddenly felt that he had bumped into something soft. As soon as Fang Shaoyun looked up, he saw Lulu who was crumbling on the side with an incredulous expression.
Lulu's small bag fell on the ground. Lulu couldn't believe that this animal would dare to run into it like this.
In fact, Lulu saw Fang Shaoyun coming out of the cafeteria from a distance. Seeing that the animal looked like it was unrelenting and didn't know itself, Lulu lost his mind. So Lulu deliberately walked over to Fang Shaoyun. But Lulu didn't expect that this animal would really hit him like this, and almost knocked himself into a fight.
The girl's favorite place was hit so much that Lulu wanted to die. But the animal still looked at him with innocent eyes.
Lulu felt that the Academy Award for Best Actor should be awarded to the guy in front of him.
Fang Shaoyun was really puzzled. The road is so wide, the air is so fresh, the sun is so bright, and the world is so beautiful, how could I just bump into this woman?
But just now it was really soft, it didn't hurt at all. I don't know what I bumped into. Fang Shaoyun looked at Lulu carefully. It's pretty dressed, but I don't see where I bumped into her.
Seeing that he was still looking at himself with a smile on his face, Lulu's face turned green. How can there be such a shameless person in the world, and he doesn't hit other places, but also crashes into his most attractive place. Lulu thinks that this is really a big forest, and there are all kinds of birds.
Under this bright and clear situation, she was a weak woman who was eaten tofu by such a hooligan. Lulu felt that she couldn't let go of the wolf in human skin in front of her.
"You have to apologize?"
"Apologize? Why? ”
"You hit me."
"Didn't you hit me too?"
"..., you must have done it on purpose."
"You did it on purpose, the road is so wide, it is biased towards me."
"You rascal..."
"You're a hooligan. Obviously, they look like Aaron Kwok and want to take advantage of me."
“……。”
Lulu felt that if she continued to talk to this animal, she would really be forced to crash to death at the door of the cafeteria. Lulu obediently lowered her head and picked up the bag she had just dropped like a lady. Then put on a posture of a good woman not fighting with a man, and flew away from Fang Shaoyun's side with pride.
After returning to the dormitory, Lulu still felt angry, and told Kay about what happened at the door of the cafeteria, hoping that Kay would give him spiritual sympathy.
As a result, Kay said patted his chest. "It's okay, it's okay."
"Are you alright?" Lulu was attracted by Kay's boobs again, Lulu always felt that God was unfair, and he was reluctant to shoot, and he was still so small, no matter how Kay shooted, he was still so plump.
"Of course, it's good to be in public, if he bumps into you in a wild and uninhabited place, it's ......."
"Eggplant", Lulu snorted at Kay's intimidation, and felt that it was good for him not to cut the beast's JJ in the wild. What kind of person am I, Lulu, blah blah blah.
Kay looked at Lulu with teeth and claws, and suddenly felt that someone should come to clean up Lulu, who was drunk and dreaming in the interstellar world, but when he thought that he could get Lulu and didn't know where to squat, Kay felt a little desolate.
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Although nibbling two cucumbers in one go made Lulu feel a little refreshed, but when she thought of that guy's trivial look, Lulu felt that she couldn't get over it.
Although there are still many days before the date of the war, Lulu already feels a little impatient. Especially when I think of the sentence I'm going to kill you with a fork in the interstellar world, Lulu is a little crazy.
Originally, Lulu fought the Zerg and let the dog go can be regarded as a good hand in the school, but as soon as he thought of this sentence, Lulu changed his practice to the Protoss.
Isn't it just that there are a lot of bare-ass spearmen? When the time comes, it will be up to see who forks whom. Watching Lulu grit his teeth when he played interstellar, Kay felt that Lulu was not holding an MX310 in his hand, but a kitchen knife.
However, Kay thinks that Lulu is more ladylike when she plays interstellar. The last thing Kay saw was the way Lulu took a shower in the public bath.
The large bathroom, especially the women's bathroom, is called a squeeze. Of course, girls can't be like men, they can take off in the water room and sing that I am a wolf from the north, while pouring buckets of cold water on their heads and pumping cold air for themselves.
Every two hours before the bathroom opens, there is always a two-kilometer line in front of the women's bathroom. At this time, some male banks will always walk around here to hunt for beauty.
Actually, I can't do anything, but after all, this is the most dense place for CUHK girls at this time. Just walking through here once is enough to make many men reminisce for a long time.
In such a situation, the average girl also quickly washes up and quits the battlefield. Because usually while washing, there are still one or two people outside staring at this position in the bath.
But Lulu always likes to carefully wash and massage her important parts while pooping, and she is quite cheeky and says to Kay, so that she can develop well.
Whenever this happens, Kay always feels like she will pass out in the bathroom.
Lulu is indeed a person who does whatever he wants, and even a few women in Lulu's bedroom don't understand how such a "" little woman can be with the gentle and beautiful Kay all day long.
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Lulu is in good shape, and Lulu's ID on HF is enough to make Kay sweat for a few days. In Rookie Heaven V, a fanatic named Fork Death Your Vest is invincible.
While Lulu was making a big splash on HF, Fang Shaoyun was participating in a football game.
Football gave Fang Shaoyun too many memories. Especially Xiaoyu, as soon as he thought of Xiaoyu, Fang Shaoyun's heart rained down.
(Collect, vote, get up.) )