Chapter 8 Bargaining is like murder
The BOS Internet café at the foot of the mountain is a legendary Internet café, because it is said that Wang Feiyu, who was proud of the world, had an inexplicable relationship with the BOS Internet café. What's even more attractive is that many active professional players will also appear in this Internet café from time to time. Among them are some stars of HFale and XJ.
It's not easy to see top pros on TV, but if you can play with the pros, it's even more attractive for this group of animals at CUHK than watching a wonderful AV movie. And it is precisely for this reason that the BOS Internet café has become a base for all kinds of cows, ghosts, snakes and gods in the school, and you can even occasionally see cattle-level characters such as Hu University here.
Every year, the BOS Internet café will hold a tournament, and if you can beat all five champions, you can not only get a lot of money, but also become the champion of the next year.
Since Chu Nanxing can be one of the champions of the BOS Internet café, he is naturally also a character who is rampant at the foot of Yuelu Mountain.
Originally, Chu Nanxing also disdained to bully a low-end team, but as soon as he thought of Lulu's white little face, Chu Nanxing gave up his principles. It's not that Chu Nanxing is a womanizer, but after all, Lulu is also a one-of-a-kind SCMM, and this alone is enough to impress Chu Nanxing.
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In the second student cafeteria, looking at the n dishes in front of him, Fang Shaoyun did not have a little joy. The interstellar level of the Fever Squad is far less powerful than their bragging, and the speed of their work is not as fast as the speed at which they eat. Fang Shaoyun seemed to be able to see Lulu standing on his bones and laughing insolently.
At this time, Lulu had just finished dinner, burping comfortably, and pulled Kay to go shopping. The weather is getting hotter, and the clothes that Lulu had spent a lot of money on last year suddenly seem to be out of place.
A man can wear a T-shirt and a denim for many years, and a woman will be suspected of giving up on herself if she wears the clothes she wore last year for another season.
Although the people in CUHK have changed one after another, the small shops outside the school gate of CUHK are still vibrant after years of renovation. Lulu has a special hobby for such small shops. Because for Lulu, the quality of clothes comes second, and the most important thing is to buy happily.
And the most rewarding thing when buying something, for Lulu, of course, is to kill all sides when bargaining, and this feeling is not found in many big stores. Because although the big stores are full of slogans such as buy how much you get, how much you get, etc., no waiter will waste your saliva with you.
At the beginning of the day, Lulu finally fell in love with a dress in a store.
"Boss, how much does this dress cost?" That's how Lulu started.
"One hundred and eighty yuan, authentic goods in Guangzhou, do you want it."
"I'll take a look..."
"Don't look at it, it's a good thing, I'll give you a discount, one hundred and seventy yuan."
Lulu was a little disdainful, thinking that this would be able to get the old lady done, and the old lady would not be mixed up on this street. "It's also called a discount."
"Okay, one hundred and forty dollars, that's fine."
"Hahaha."
Boss: "What are you laughing at, isn't it too expensive?" ”
"It's not just expensive, it's just pumping the hard-earned money of the hard-earned people like us." Lulu's face was sad.
Boss: "......." Where is there such an exaggeration, if you are a student of CUHK and you are so beautiful, it will be 120 yuan. ”
Lulu looked at her clothes and didn't speak.
Boss: "Aren't you still too expensive, I'll only earn you a few dollars at most." ”
Lulu: "No, I didn't say it's expensive, it's worth the price." ”
Boss: "You really have a vision, then you can buy it quickly." ”
Lulu smiled debauchedly: "The clothes are good clothes, but the rice in my pocket is limited." ”
Boss: "..., how much money do you have in your pocket?" ”
Lulu: "Ninety pieces." ”
"Vomit buy high, you are kidding, you will lose me, add ten more yuan."
"I don't have to add it, I'd love to give you a hundred and two, but I can't do anything about it."
Boss: "Okay then, make a friend, you give ninety dollars to pull down." ”
Lulu thought for a moment: "I won't give you ninety yuan, I have to leave ten yuan for the fare." ”
Boss: "The fare?" What does this have to do with your pants? ”
"Of course, we have walked for so long to come to you, you can't bear to let us walk back again, besides, we two weak women, it's so late, how unsafe it is to walk back." Lulu deliberately pulled Kay towards his door as he said this. Kay's towering chest and delicate face made the boss dizzy for a while.
"That's eighty." The boss decided to compromise.
"Wait, we haven't had dinner yet." Lulu is serious, and Kay thinks she's a bit shameless. Because at dinner, Lulu was right in front of her, and almost shamelessly gnawed off two chicken legs by himself.
"You!! It's too much, you're playing tricks. ”
"Trust me, I'm sincere, if I don't eat dinner later, I'll pass out in front of you."
Boss: "I'm so unlucky, I'm so unlucky to meet you like mm, but you're really too much, one time to take the car, the next time to have dinner, don't you want to say you're thirsty and want a drink or something." ”
Lulu: "You're underestimating me, trust me, I didn't ask for it. Lulu accidentally slapped his not plump chest twice, which made him feel distressed.
The boss was a little skeptical: "Trust you? The last time? ”
"Yes, trust me."
The boss sighed: "Okay, hurry up, seventy yuan." ”
Lulu: "Okay, I'll give you the money." ”
"Yes, hurry up. They're going to open a store tomorrow. ”
"Wait, you see, there's a hole in this dress."
Boss: "Oh my God, it's a buttonhole. You don't know it's a buttonhole. ”
"Oh? I'm sorry, I'm probably overly hungry and dizzy, but the color here seems a little wrong. ”
Boss: "No, this color is a matte color, deliberately made like this, this is called the perfect combination of retro and pop." ”
Lulu: "Really? How do they look like old clothes, weird. ”
Boss: "What? It doesn't matter if you insult my person, please don't insult my clothes, this is a genuine new product. ”
“……。”
Boss: "Okay, I'll show you my purchase list, you see, the purchase date is last week, and the purchase unit is xxxx garment factory, how can this be a column of used clothes." ”
Lulu gave a quick glance. "I'm sorry I misunderstood, but... Oh my God, the purchase price: 30 yuan. ”
Boss: "....Oh, no, no, this is the price before the tax, and the cost of each piece of clothing after paying the tax is forty yuan." ”
Lulu pretended to be angry: "No, you're lying, do you think I'm Xiaobai?" This is the VAT invoice, the price after paying the tax, this dress is only worth 30 yuan, but you... You have deceived a young girl's innocent feelings. ”
Boss: "Hehe, do business, you have to know that my daily store rent is hundreds, don't xx what I eat." ”
"In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, your heart is too dark."
"Hehe, forty yuan is not okay, my eldest sister, let me earn some."
"Money is trivial, but your behavior makes me angry, and you deeply hurt the heart of a consumer."
Boss: "Is it so serious?" ”
Lulu: "Don't you think deception isn't serious?" If it continues to develop, it will be a fraud and a crime. ”
Boss: "Mom, it's an exaggeration, in this way, if you extinguish the fire, I will sell you thirty-eight yuan, and you will earn eight yuan." ”
Lulu: "What, thirty-eight, you say I'm thirty-eight?" ”
The boss sweated profusely. "No, no, then thirty-seven."
"Okay, deal."
At such times, Kay always admires Lulu to the ground.
On the way back, Lulu was in a noticeably good mood. As the two of them walked through the dark boulevard on campus, Lulu got bored and said to Kay, "Little Kay, let me tell you a joke." ”
Kay shook his head desperately and said, "Don't, don't, your jokes have always been very a." ”
Lulu felt that there were really few innocent girls like Kay in the world, and if any animal could find a girl like Kay, it would be eight lifetimes of virtue, so Lulu looked at Kay very affectionately: "Kay, or you follow me, I promise you to eat and drink spicy food." ”
"Get out." Kay glared at Lulu. "Please pay attention to your surname."
But before Kay noticed, Lulu's claws had already reached over, and he shamelessly touched Kay's chest.
Kay let out an "ah" and was about to shoot back, but Lulu had already run a few meters away.
Lulu is still running and still yy, so big and slippery.
In the dim forest road of CUHK, the two beauties ran back to the girls' third house like a gust of wind one after the other. The fluttering skirts of the two girls dazzled the men who walked in the dark.
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At this time, a bunch of people from the fanatical team who had finished training were pushing the broken bicycle, and the one sitting on the broken bicycle was naturally Fang Shaoyun. Fang Shaoyun's situation is undoubtedly much more miserable than Lulu, when Lulu was shopping, Fang Shaoyun could only train with this group of people.
(The jokes in this chapter are a bit long, but don't worry, the show is coming soon, everyone vote for me first!) )
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