Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Stinky Tofu Offensive
Fang Shaoyun smiled and came over to say what to see. What else is there to see these days? What's so nice about this bunch of men's photos, it's not a group nude photo of someone's football team, hey, this person looks like you.
When you see clearly, you are looking at the family photos of the current members of the RVA club. Fang Shaoyun finally understood what was going on. Fang Shaoyun only felt that his character had exploded. Oh my God, I actually accepted the insect king as my little brother.
"Heroes. Forgive me. Fang Shaoyun snorted and cried. If it was in ancient times, maybe Fang Shaoyun would have to kneel down and worship his master. Gou Xiaoyun was taken aback by Fang Shaoyun's 180-degree transformation.
This person didn't believe that he was Gou Xiaoyun a few seconds ago, but now he has finally opened his mind. Gou Xiaoyun was proud for a while. "Damn, a b, you know I'm genuine. You know, the absolute big names. ”
Fang Shaoyun nodded for a while. "Big name, big name, you are definitely a big name, big name, why do you go out and squeeze the bus with me instead of taking a Mercedes-Benz BMW, you have a sick head, playing with my feelings. If you are stolen, just shout on the street, I am Gou Xiaoyun, why don't you have n people queuing up to pay you. ”
Gou Xiaoyun was depressed for a while. "You're sick in the head, if I go out this time, I'll still be free here. I'm still on a p-vacation. Annoyed by people, maybe you have to participate in endless activities. ”
Fang Shaoyun nodded in understanding. "No wonder you just made you look like a Han Jian, it turns out that you are afraid of being recognized."
"Damn, then you think I'm posing cool. I'm afraid I won't recognize me when you see me. The more Gou Xiaoyun looked at Fang Shaoyun, the more he felt that there was something wrong with his head, especially just now when he went to apprentice one by one, and he was embarrassed to death. And it is obvious that the master he likes is not at the same level.
"It's not like I didn't expect it." Fang Shaoyun looked at Gou Xiaoyun and smiled. "How about it, Xiaoyun, I want to discuss something with you."
As soon as Gou Xiaoyun saw Fang Shaoyun's dead-skinned face, he knew that he was trying to beat his own idea. "If you don't come here, you must want me to be your master. If my apprentice is like you, I will die in disgrace. ”
Fang Shaoyun finally got a big deal, where is it so easy to give up. "No, give me some face, you see how smart and clever I am."
Gou Xiaoyun felt fortunate that he was still hungry, or he would have vomited. "Come less, don't even think about being my apprentice. If I want to take in an apprentice, I have to find a young and beautiful one. ”
Fang Shaoyun went crazy. "I'm going to put your lungs on your head, you think you're looking for a second wife. Still young and pretty. Sister Fleur, do you want it? ”
Gou Xiaoyun smiled. "You don't have a sense of humor. That sister, I don't have this taste. I'm embarrassed to accept you as an apprentice, but the stinky tofu just now is really stinky and fragrant, if you can still invite me to eat a few skewers, I'll consider teaching you a few tricks. ”
"Damn, you said it earlier." Fang Shaoyun slapped Gou Xiaoyun almost under the table. "Isn't it just stinky tofu, gogogo, I invite you to eat enough, how stinky it should be to keep it."
In the alley behind the seven houses of CUHK students, stinky tofu is sold everywhere. Usually, Fang Shaoyun's dormitory was always filled with the smell of stinky tofu. But since Gou Xiaoyun opened his mouth to eat stinky tofu, of course Fang Shaoyun was embarrassed to take him to eat stinky tofu in that kind of alley. Although the stinky tofu in that kind of alley tastes good, since the other party is really Gou Xiaoyun, Fang Shaoyun has to go up the grade when he says anything, after all, his revenge plan depends on him.
Therefore, Fang Shaoyun pulled Gou Xiaoyun and killed directly towards the Fire Palace. Gou Xiaoyun originally came to Changsha to play, and Fang Shaoyun took him around, which couldn't be happier. Speaking of this fire palace is also a great origin, the [***] of the year after eating stinky tofu here waved a big pen, and wrote the words "or the stinky tofu of the fire palace is the most authentic". Although these words seem to have little technical content, during the * period, the fire palace buildings related to Taoism were completely preserved. Although the Fire Palace is very bullish, Fang Shaoyun has only been here once, and that time is still a gathering of fellow villagers. However, after the party, it is estimated that all the fellow villagers are disappointed, and the future fellow villager association will be gone. The reason is very simple, although there are a few girls in the whole hometown association, they are all dinosaur level. Although college life was a bit boring, no one had the courage to take the initiative to become a dinosaur pilot at that time. The stinky tofu in the Fire Palace is expensive, and a piece costs several yuan, which can allow Fang Shaoyun to stir-fry a side dish in the small restaurant behind Zhongda or eat a bowl of Changde beef noodles that are very refreshing. It can be seen that Fang Shaoyun also spent a lot of money in order to win over Gou Xiaoyun this time.
Gou Xiaoyun didn't understand Fang Shaoyun's hard work at all. In the past, Gou Xiaoyun had never had the opportunity to eat everywhere in Changsha, but now he looks at a bunch of things that he has never eaten, and he has no conscience. Fang Shaoyun pinched his wallet and felt heartache. I thought that if Gou Xiaoyun ate like this, he would have to go to Fallen Street to be a cowherd.
Of course, there is nothing delicious on the train, and Gou Xiaoyun has not eaten a good meal for more than ten hours. While eating, Gou Xiaoyun kept greeting Fang Shaoyun, eat quickly, eat quickly, you're welcome. It was as if he were the one who had the treat. Fang Shaoyun wanted to die, but thinking about it, it would cost him his own money, so it was better to eat enough for himself, so he wanted to open the rear Fang Shaoyun was also a fierce eater.
Gou Xiaoyun was eating with a mouth full of oil, but found that Fang Shaoyun had stopped. "What's the matter, buddy, I'm sorry." But he found that Fang Shaoyun made a look. Gou Xiaoyun followed Fang Shaoyun's gaze, but found a few young people sitting at a table next to him, who also seemed to be students. Gou Xiaoyun was not a fool, he knew that Fang Shaoyun must have had some story with these guys, so he kept silent.
Of course, Gou Xiaoyun didn't know that the few people sitting at the table next to him were the kings and his gang who came to CUHK last time. And red, who insulted Fang Shaoyun, is also included. Fang Shaoyun remembered them vividly, and to this day Fang Shaoyun still remembered the red contemptuous eyes. But those few seemed to have forgotten that there was once a rookie like Fang Shaoyun standing in front of them. Fang Shaoyun had discovered them early, but the king and his gang didn't know Fang Shaoyun at all.
Gou Xiaoyun looked at Fang Shaoyun with a ghostly look, so he lowered his voice and asked. "What's going on?"
Fang Shaoyun also lowered his voice and said, "Actually, it's nothing, these are from the Huda Varsity Team, and they just abused our Varsity Team not long ago." ”
Gou Xiaoyun sighed in understanding. It turned out that they had run into the opposite. At this time, the big guys sat down and began to speak, and both of them stretched out their ears to hear if there was any wind and snow.
It didn't matter what he heard, but Gou Xiaoyun and Fang Shaoyun were both taken aback. Because as soon as a few guys from Huda opened their mouths, they actually talked about Fang Shaoyun.
The first to speak was HAP. Usually these people are high-flying, but at this time HAP is a little worried.
"Boss, are you sure that the master who just appeared in the challenge is CUHK?"
King nodded, his face not very good. "I knew we were going to see it too. Damn, my classmate called me just now, 100% sure it's CUHK, his name is Fang Shaoyun, he killed the two masters as soon as he made a move, TP was fierce, and it was only a twenty-yuan double feiyan, and the evil door went. ”
"That boss, last time we went to the door, why didn't he make a move." Red didn't understand. There's no reason to kill people when they go to the door.
"How do I know, maybe he thinks we're too good." King's face became even more ugly, and looking at the snacks in front of him, he seemed to have lost much of his appetite.
When Fang Shaoyun and Gou Xiaoyun heard this, they almost burst out laughing, and the two of them held back desperately, so that their faces turned red, and they couldn't hold back. Fang Shaoyun thought to himself, "I said, if I have Gou Xiaoyun's level, I don't care if you cook or not, if you send it to the door, you can't close the door and let the dogs bite you to death one by one." ”
Quick sighed. "I knew that we wouldn't go to them CUHK, it seems that they CUHK are indeed hidden dragons and crouching tigers. In fact, even if there is no such master, Chu Nanxing's level is already enough. If it weren't for the detailed reps we had from SB Dragon, we might not have been a match. ”
King and the others nodded together. Fang Shaoyun only felt that a thunderbolt hit his head. At this moment, Fang Shaoyun finally knew why the wild man and the second young man had lost inexplicably. It turned out that the SB dragon in the team of CUHK turned out to be their internal response. In the end, Chu Nanxing still trusted him so much and sent him to play. It's just obscene and shameless, plus three levels, and even this kind of thing has been done. Isn't this that I want to set up an archway and make money as a bitch, this is too dark.
Fang Shaoyun wanted to jump out and expose the ugly faces of this group of people, but when he thought that there were only two people in him and Gou Xiaoyun now, and there was no evidence when he jumped out now, maybe he would be PK by the other party's real person, Fang Shaoyun couldn't help it. It's just that in his heart, Fang Shaoyun cursed this group of guys countless times for the rest of his life.
Gou Xiaoyun also heard the ins and outs, and heard Gou Xiaoyun sigh for a while. There are already a lot of shady scenes in the professional league, but I didn't expect that there would be such dirty things in the amateur game, and those people are a little handsome, with a standard human face and a beast heart, and Huashan Yue is not a group.
Fang Shaoyun felt that eating with this group of people was simply insulting to him, although he was not at the same table, Fang Shaoyun had no appetite. After Gou Xiaoyun finished eating, Fang Shaoyun withdrew with Gou Xiaoyun.
On the way back, Gou Xiaoyun already knew the ins and outs. Seeing that Fang Shaoyun was still depressed, Gou Xiaoyun smiled. "Actually, you don't know, although I came this time for a vacation, I still have a small task, but I didn't expect to see all the people I should see on the first day of coming, and I heard everything I shouldn't hear. Sure enough, every time I was stolen money, I was pleasantly surprised. ”