Chapter 32: The Perverted Land of the Knife
Fang Shaoyun said that I went to the toilet once and nibbled on the bread in the refrigerator once, but now it seems that I can't stand it anymore. Well, I'll put on a show for you, and then we'll go out for a big meal."
Gou Xiaoyun said, "Okay, okay, let me see if you are panicking." ”
Fang Shaoyun smiled, after five, four, three, two, one, he quickly divided three peasants out to seduce the peasants of the three families respectively. Gou Xiaoyun was completely stunned when he saw it. "No, boss, you're playing with me, that's how you win."
Fang Shaoyun laughed. "It's good that you can't win, you don't care how I win, besides, it's not easy to seduce the farmers of the three families to go around outside. I've done it many times before I succeeded. ”
Until dinner, Gou Xiaoyun still felt that this guy was indeed shameless enough, and he thought he was a rare genius in a century, but he didn't expect that this person's shamelessness had reached a level, and it was no longer something he could understand. So, Gou Xiaoyun asked Fang Shaoyun: "No, you can win with this method at four times the speed." ”
Fang Shaoyun swallowed hard and smiled. "Boss, I'm joking with you, in fact, I can win the battle with eight times the speed, but it takes too long, and I will starve to death when I finish the fight, so it's easier to seduce the peasants."
Gou Xiaoyun was eating well, but when he heard Fang Shaoyun's words, he almost choked. After returning to Fang Shaoyun's place, Fang Shaoyun really gave a good fight in front of Gou Xiaoyun, although it seemed that Fang Shaoyun was about to be killed by the computer many times. But Fang Shaoyun still dragged his feet and survived, and although the scene was a little ugly later, he really gave three computers to one family and slowly died.
Now Gou Xiaoyun's eyes have changed when he looks at Fang Shaoyun, although it is not difficult for Gou Xiaoyun to play such a game at eight times the speed, but Gou Xiaoyun also saw Fang Shaoyun's working speed a day ago, and if people who saw Fang Shaoyun's working speed at that time saw Fang Shaoyun now, they would definitely wonder if Fang Shaoyun had taken any stimulants or missed the period of viagra.
Gou Xiaoyun thought to himself, damn that he had encountered a monster this time, could it be a Super Saiyan, this evolution speed is too fast. Fang Shaoyun was a little complacent, "How about it, your apprentice is still quite smart and clever." I can't tell someone who won't disgrace you. ”
Although Gou Xiaoyun was a little surprised at this time, it was obvious that he wanted to hit Fang Shaoyun's morale at this time. So Gou Xiaoyun quickly landed on a website that Fang Shaoyun had never heard of. Next up a map.
After finishing it, Gou Xiaoyun said to Fang Shaoyun, you can use this map tonight, remember to use usemapsetting. Let's talk about winning the computer. I'll be busy with mine first.
Fang Shaoyun was interested when he heard it, and finally came out with the real thing, Fang Shaoyun quickly glanced at the address of the website that Gou Xiaoyun opened, secretly remembered it, and then entered the interstellar and began to type the map.
Gou Xiaoyun was fiddling with the pile of luggage on the side, fortunately, Gou Xiaoyun explained to Fang Shaoyun that this was from Luo Dong, otherwise Fang Shaoyun really thought that Gou Xiaoyun had gone to steal chickens and dogs.
Gou Xiaoyun got a lot of things from Luo Dong, Fang Shaoyun glanced at Gou Xiaoyun while fighting. I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it. After a while, Gou Xiaoyun had already assembled a computer next to him. It's almost time to turn on the power and network cables. Fang Shaoyun felt that Gou Xiaoyun's speed was fast enough, and it was estimated that the computer in the computer city would only be installed in these two moments. The master is really in a different realm.
Of course, Fang Shaoyun didn't know that when he first went to Shanghai, Gou Xiaoyun's master Dog Wang Gong Jian opened a computer store in Shanghai, and when Gou Xiaoyun went there to play, he often helped out or something, so it was trivial to install a computer or something.
As soon as Fang Shaoyun turned around, he found that there were already a bunch of colorful things in his originally good base. Before Fang Shaoyun could react, the base was almost gone. Fang Shaoyun was depressed and said, "What kind of map is this, it's so perverted, why are there a bunch of computer soldiers in the base all of a sudden." ”
Gou Xiaoyun smiled. "This map is the legendary computer airdrop king map. From start to finish, the computer will be airdropping you non-stop. ”
Fang Shaoyun looked at Gou Xiaoyun and said, "Damn, if you don't say it earlier, then I won't be able to build air defense." ”
"If it's that easy, it's not the legendary metamorphosis map, and the victory condition of this map is not only to defend against the computer airdrop, but also to capture the other two mines within half an hour in order to win."
Fang Shaoyun was depressed when he heard this, so he said to Gou Xiaoyun that the guy who wrote this map was definitely a pervert. Unexpectedly, Gou Xiaoyun smiled, and the other party Shaoyun said, I absolutely agree with this point of view.
Fang Shaoyun fainted directly and asked Gou Xiaoyun, who made this map. Gou Xiaoyun said that this person is also famous, and his ID is knife.
Fang Shaoyun pounced and fell. What a little fame, this knife is not the first master in Europe, known as the invincible flying knife of the human race. They are already the only foreign players who can compete with the top players in China and South Korea.
Originally, Fang Shaoyun still thought that this map was full of perverts, but when he thought that this map was made up by such a legendary macho man, Fang Shaoyun's opinion of this map changed greatly. Fang Shaoyun felt that he had to study this map carefully.
While Fang Shaoyun was thinking about how to get this map, Fang Shaoyun didn't know that there were two people waiting for him at the Life Internet Cafe.
Ever since she met Fang Shaoyun on the bus, Kay wanted to ask Fang Shaoyun for clarification. Lulu also wants to get things straight. Because he knew that Fang Shaoyun usually liked to haunt the Life Internet Cafe, Lulu and Kay went to the Life Internet Cafe to squat together. But after arriving at the Life Internet Cafe, when I asked the proprietress who still had a sense of surname, the proprietress said that Fang Shaoyun hadn't been here for a while. Lulu and Kay didn't give up, so they opened two machines in the Life Internet Cafe, but when the lights came on, they still didn't see Fang Shaoyun's shadow. Lulu is a little nervous, and even a little listless when it comes to interstellar. Kay sighed and said forget it. Maybe sometimes it's fate.
On the way back to the dorm, Kay was a little silent. Lulu was a little silent as well, and said to Kay, "You don't really like that rascal, do you?" ”
Kay thought for a moment and said, "I don't know, but I think there's something about him that appeals to me." ”
Lulu sighed and said wrongly, God, don't joke around, don't take Kay away from me. She's mine, don't be cheap, that rascal.
Kay laughed and said, "You're here, who are your people." ”
Lulu said, "Ah, don't admit it, my sister will go back and correct the Fa on the spot." Kay grinned, "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, female rascal." ”
The two of them went back to the dormitory noisily.
In fact, it makes sense for Gou Xiaoyun to think that Fang Shaoyun is a Super Saiyan. Because before that, Gou Xiaoyun had just returned from Luo Dong. There, Gou Xiaoyun saw Luo Dong and Chu Nanxing.
Luo Dong was excited when he saw Gou Xiaoyun, because Luo Dong actually went out to find Gou Xiaoyun when he wasn't there last night. Obviously, it was a train that arrived during the day, but it was late, Luo Dong didn't see Gou Xiaoyun, and his mobile phone was turned off alive or dead. Luo Dong thought that if Gou Xiaoyun had an accident on his land, he and Gou Xiaoyun would not be able to get along. The crowd of RVAs in Shanghai had to come and split their bodies. And how can I explain it to Wang Feiyu.
So Luo Dong was completely at the train station at night, and wandered the streets of Changsha all night, so that the patrol police in Changsha at night almost thought that Luo Dong was a vagrant. Fortunately, Luo Dong is more likely to make excuses. Just said a word, quarreled with his wife, and came out to breathe. The policemen expressed their understanding, and comforted Luo Dong sympathetically. It made Luo Dong a little embarrassed, after all, he deceived other people's innocent feelings.
But after looking for Luo Dong all night, he still found nothing, and when Luo Dong returned to the BOS Internet café, he already wanted to die, but Gou Xiaoyun appeared in front of Luo Dong alive. And it smells of freshly baked soap.
Luo Dong is called a depressed. "Boy, did you just go to Changsha to take a sauna, boss, I'm about to be killed by you."
Gou Xiaoyun looked innocent. "I came to you last night, but you're not there." "Then why won't your phone turn on?" "My phone was stolen." "Then why don't you call me." "I can't remember your phone number."
Luo Dong was almost unconscious. "Then you can take a sauna? Still not going home at night? ”
Gou Xiaoyun was also depressed. "P sauna, Lao Tzu's wallet has been stolen. Where are you going to wash it? ”
Luo Dong was dumbfounded: "Then where did you go all night?" "I hung out with the big guys and spent the night in his pig den."
Luo Dong let out a sigh of relief. "It's okay, what about your buddy, call him out for a meal, I want to thank him."
Gou Xiaoyun smiled. "Thank you no need, I'll just eat for him, I'm training for him."
"Training?" "Hehe, you don't need to say it, I'll leave your little task to me."
Luo Dong didn't know how Gou Xiaoyun could be like a ghost. called Chu Nanxing and the others over, of course, at Gou Xiaoyun's request, all this was absolutely confidential, and that SB dragon was also excluded.
Gou Xiaoyun said what he and Fang Shaoyun had seen and heard. Chu Nanxing's group was already out of anger. Even the excitement of seeing idols has faded a little. Gou Xiaoyun said: "Don't worry, stay in the green mountains, I'm afraid there will be no firewood." Well, I'll give you some training, and we'll go to the lake to get angry. ”
Chu Nanxing's group said with red eyes. The voices of the group were like wolves in autumn.
And when Gou Xiaoyun came out of there, a group of people also played four times faster at Gou Xiaoyun's request, and the foundation of these people was countless times better than Fang Shaoyun. But Gou Xiaoyun also felt that it would take a certain amount of time for this group of people to easily adapt to the quadruple speed. But Gou Xiaoyun didn't expect that as soon as he came back, Fang Shaoyun actually said that he could already be eight times faster. Isn't that perverted?
(I've been at home with my parents for the past two days, and the update is not normal, but I will start working normally tomorrow, and the update will be normal)