When he pushed open Fang Shaoyun's door, Lulu also heard an interstellar sound inside. But as soon as she pushed the door open, Lulu almost passed out with a thud. Fang Shaoyun's screen is a picture that is absolutely inappropriate for children. The figure of the woman in there can definitely make Lulu die of shame. In fact, Lulu usually peeks at some such pictures on the Internet, but Lulu didn't expect Fang Shaoyun, a hooligan, to actually look at this here, so Lulu pointed at Fang Shaoyun angrily, completely speechless.

Fang Shaoyun almost fell down at this time, Fang Shaoyun felt that he couldn't wash it even if he jumped into the Yellow River at this time. Fang Shaoyun was actually playing a map made of a knife. But Fang Shaoyun didn't expect that when he successfully completed the tasks that needed to be completed in that map, as a reward, the knife would actually set up that kind of picture to automatically jump out. And that picture is so inappropriate, and at this time, Lulu actually walked in again.

Looking at Lulu, Fang Shaoyun was a little crying without tears. Fang Shaoyun thought that it was useless to say anything at this time, she would definitely shout at you rascal, but Lulu's next sentence almost didn't make Fang Shaoyun fall headlong on the monitor.

"There are such beautiful pictures, you actually hide and watch alone."

It wasn't until many years later that when Fang Shaoyun remembered Lulu at this time, he couldn't help but feel a chill. It seems that when girls are hooligans, they are also very hooligans.

After Lulu finished speaking, he came over, and the other party Shaoyun said, "How about it, do you want me to bring Kay to appreciate it." ”

Fang Shaoyun said speechlessly, "No need, this is actually a map, I don't know..." ”

Lulu looked at Fang Shaoyun and didn't speak, but shouted "K..." ”

"Ten cute." Fang Shaoyun said this sentence at a flying speed before Lulu shouted.

Lulu's voice stopped abruptly, but Lulu shook her head firmly and said no.

Fang Shaoyun shook his head helplessly and said, "I saw a complete set of Dora A-Dream in our school in Changsha.... ”

Lulu smiled, thinking that this young man was not too stupid, so he said very magnanimously, "Okay, deal, I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I'll go out and say to Kay that you are a good young man who has made a lot of achievements, and you never go to pornographic websites and don't watch A movies." ”

Fang Shaoyun looked at Lulu helplessly, feeling that this woman was really his nemesis, and sometimes Fang Shaoyun felt that Lulu was very likely to come out of the Valley of the Wicked. But Fang Shaoyun was suddenly a little curious, so he asked Lulu very seriously: "Lulu, in your girls' dormitory, does anyone watch a movie?" ”

"It's a very deep question, and if you ask me, you're looking for the right person, but obviously, I'm not going to tell you the answer," Lulu said. ”

Fang Shaoyun looked at Lulu and said speechlessly, "Actually, you don't need to say it, when I see you, I already know the answer." ”

Lulu said to Shaoyun very seriously: "In fact, sometimes, men's eyes are often confused by appearance. The first thing you men often see at first glance is that a woman's face is not beautiful, her breasts are not big, and her ass is not upturned. But in fact, a hundred years of life, such as a passing eye, the current beauty, ten years later, is not the same skeleton, a hundred years later, it is not the same skeleton, oh, now it is different, all cremated, if it is different, maybe some people will leave some relics or something. What's more, it is said that after the lights are turned off, the beauty may not be better than the dinosaur. ”

Fang Shaoyun sweated violently and said, "Then aren't you women different?" ”

Lulu said proudly: "Of course, most of us women see things more deeply than you, and most women will see the essence through the phenomenon, for example, women generally don't look at a man's appearance, but look at whether he has money, how his body is, and so on." Therefore, men are more likely to be deceived by appearances than women, so they are more likely to make wrong judgments, so it is also true that our CUHK girls generally perform better academically than boys. ”

Fang Shaoyun was completely stunned, feeling that this lulu was really unmatchable to ordinary people, even the relics came out or something, and if he continued to talk about it, maybe he would have to pop out of Sun Wukong, so he said, "Come on, you better watch your TV." ”

Lulu felt a sense of accomplishment when he saw Fang Shaoyun speechless, so he walked out while thinking about the glorious deeds of buying a film when he was a freshman.

Fang Shaoyun saw Lulu's shameless appearance, and thought that Lulu's girls' dormitory must be the same as most boys' dormitories, taking advantage of the fact that no one was there to secretly put inappropriate films for children and even identify. And the strongest men's dormitory that Fang Shaoyun has ever heard of is the dormitory of the senior year, it is said that they often put a film during meals, and then they have to make a loud noise, making the whole corridor look like a courtyard. Even the caretaker of the corridor had no choice but to find the dormitory and say to a group of animals who were eating and appreciating, "Can you please keep your voice down?" ”

But Fang Shaoyun did misjudge on this point, because Lulu did buy a film, but he didn't successfully see a movie in the bedroom. So far, Lulu has only been sneaking around on someone else's screen in an Internet café.

Speaking of Lulu buying a film, it is really a story that has to be told, even Lulu himself often pulls it out of his memory and reminisces about it, and Lulu will be full of emotion every time. I thought that experience was simply the epitome of my life in college in the past two years, and I thought about how innocent I was like a little white flower back then, but now Lulu is extremely thick-skinned and unusually scratchy.

When I first entered the university, everything was very fresh, but the shelf life of this freshness was about three months, and after three months, after the women in a dormitory got acquainted, everyone was a little unscrupulous, so one night a certain eldest sister in Lulu's dormitory suddenly asked, "Have you seen that film?" ”

Lulu was weird at the time. "What film?" "That's it."

"Oh, I see." Lulu has always been a very smart child, and he reacted quickly and said honestly, "I haven't seen it." Then one of the women in the dormitory sighed in pity. We haven't seen it either. ”

Lulu also regretted it, "I don't know what that piece is like." The girl in the shop opposite Lulu said, "It's not easy, let's buy one and take a look." ”

Lulu was a little embarrassed and said, "Then who's going to buy it?" ”

"Of course it's you." A dormitory person, except for Kay, who was smiling so hard that she couldn't speak, pointed at Lulu.

Lulu was very aggrieved and said, "Why me again?" "Don't ask why, don't you want to see it?" "Yes."

"If you want to, you will buy it. Don't ask why. ”

Lulu actually wants to ask why, and I also want to tell everyone that if you want to buy it yourself, you would rather not look at it, but sometimes it is not transferred by human will, and the final result is that no matter how unwilling Lulu is, this responsibility is still handed over to Lulu.

It is said that these CDs are often sold at the stalls outside the fence behind the school, and they are cheap and abundant. But the only drawback is that there is always a bunch of cattle around the stalls, like flies, walking and coming. A lot of the money fell into the hands of the vendors. Lulu hated it. Since Lulu came to buy a film, what are so many people still crowding for. Finally, when there was no one at the stall, Lulu walked to the stall in a pretentious manner. Looking at a bunch of colorful discs, Lulu deliberately flipped through them.

After a long while, Lulu asked in a mosquito-like voice, "Is there a more exciting film?" ”

The stall owner is estimated to have been well-informed and asked very professionally: "Yes, do you want VCD or DVD." ”

Lulu thought about it and said DVD. So the boss asked again: "Do you want European and American or this one." ”

Lulu was already very ashamed, so he said, European and American. The boss asked again: "Is there a plot or no plot?" ”

"There's no plot, right?" The boss then asked, "To have a mosaic or not to have a mosaic." ”

Lulu was almost speechless at this time. It was hard to say, "There is no mosaic." ”

The boss grabbed a pack of discs, opened it and asked, "If you want two people, or a few people together?" ”

Lulu was ashamed and wanted to die, at this time someone came over, Lulu even had the heart to die, and ran away like a fly. The boss was a little strange, why the business was so good that even the figure disappeared all of a sudden.

Lulu was very reluctant to give up after suffering this blow. came to a stall again, but before Lulu could squat down, the boss's face changed greatly, rolled up the bunk and ran away. Lulu raised his head only to find two red armbands in the distance, Lulu sweated profusely, and also flew away.

After wandering back and forth in that alley countless times, Lulu finally decided to get out.

So Lulu went directly to a small shop specializing in selling CDs, and said to the boss, "I want a movie, a DVD, European and American, no plot, no mosaic, two people." After saying that, Lulu dropped the ten dollars, took the disc handed by the boss and swaggered away. Lulu didn't find out that the boss was stupid at this time, and after Lulu walked away, the boss realized that he had just been so frightened that he took the wrong one, and what he gave Lulu was only an AutoCAD installation disk.

Lulu's story of buying a film ended shamefully, and the end result was that Lulu's bedroom didn't see a movie in the end, and Lulu was pressed on the bed by a bunch of people and beaten hard to make her remember how different AutoCAD's installation disk was from a film, and how she lived up to the high expectations of so many people.

(Lao Wu has just returned to Wuxi, and a friend will get married tomorrow and will go to help.) So tomorrow morning's shift, now make up for it. Have a great weekend. ）