"I ask you when you were a bench player last year, why did your strength rise so quickly now?"

Although Lulu had shamelessly scared a reporter to death, the press conference continued. A reporter asked Xiao Shi like this.

Xiao Shi is very nervous, it is estimated that whoever faces so many people, so many microphones, and so many cameras for the first time will be a little nervous. Little Stone cleared his throat and said. "I guess it's mainly related to the fact that I use Blue Sky Six Musts in the morning and evening, and now I use Blue Sky Six Musts, eat Ma Ma Xiang, have a good appetite, have a good body, and have a good rest. The state is naturally good. ”

With a plop, all the reporters basically collapsed.

"Boss Fang, you see what I'm talking about." Xiao Shi looked at Fang Shaoyun quite proudly, feeling that his words were clear and organized, and he seemed to be very smart.

"You fork." Fang Shaoyun thought to himself, there have never been reporters who flirt with people, and no one has molested reporters yet. Little stone, you're really a bull fork.

***

"Hey, livestock, I'll send you something." At the press conference, after waiting for the building to be empty, Lulu handed a large bag to Fang Shaoyun and said, "I will strive to play in the next game." ”

Fang Shaoyun couldn't smile bitterly. How to fight for it, like today, do you want the front to hang up? But thinking about it, Lulu seems to have a good conscience, after getting her a few tickets, this girl actually knows how to buy something to honor herself, it seems that the school education is getting better and better.

Fang Shaoyun took the bag that Lulu had brought over. He said happily, what is it?

Lulu covered her mouth and smiled, and said, "You won't see it yourself." ”

Fang Shaoyun opened his pocket and took a look, after reading it, he was already half crazy, some guys from Blue Star wanted to come and join in the fun, and when he saw what it was, Fang Shaoyun had already quickly pulled up his pocket. The group of people could only say that Fang Shaoyun was stingy and walked away.

"You...., you're not giving me some hint of a surname, are you?" The half-crazy Fang Shaoyun said to Lulu. "Do you think I never wash my underwear, why did you buy me a bunch of underwear?"

"Huh." Kay smiled too.

"Hinting at your size." Lulu said proudly, "That's the old lady bought clothes and sent them, rainbow panties, seven colors, change one every day, you won't be mistaken, you don't want it, then I'll give it to them." ”

"Yes, why don't you give it away for nothing." Fang Shaoyun said.

"Oh, then you can take it." Lulu said, "There's a little thing I want you to help with. ”

“…。” No wonder Fang Shaoyun felt that Lulu was quite generous today. It turns out that there are other plans. This, Lulu said that it is not necessarily a trivial matter.

"Well, can I help it?" Seeing Fang Shaoyun's groaning appearance, Lulu used his killer weapon as a young and beautiful girl. Hair smack~. This trick Lulu has never failed, no matter what uncle or uncle he faces, or a bald man. No one can stop Lulu's move, which shows that Lulu's move is really powerful.

"Uh~~." Fang Shaoyun had a chill, and he couldn't bear it. Hearing Lulu shout like this, Fang Shaoyun felt as if he had arrived at the door of a kiln, and someone inside was shouting, uncle, come in and have a play. Let's have a blast.

However, Fang Shaoyun didn't want to give up. "Who are the two of us, you tell me what's the matter first, you can't be that you are in need, you have to meet it, if you want me to help, I will help too." Let's talk about something first. ”

"You..." If you don't think that this guy wants to have some use value, now Lulu wants to drag Fang Shaoyun out to cut jj rings, if the old lady needs it, shout It is estimated that the person who wants to serve can go from Zhongda to Wuyi Square, do you still want your help? After Lulu endured the desire to kill people and destroy corpses, he said to Shaoyun to the other party: "It's a little favor, come to Zhongda to fight a few interstellar games." What do you think. ”

"Damn, that's a little thing. Isn't it just to be a gunslinger? It's not like I haven't done it before. Fang Shaoyun was relaxed for a while. That's it. It's a trifle. That's it, you're going to give me a bunch of panties. Fang Shaoyun felt relaxed, and then he spoke a little louder. After finishing speaking, Fang Shaoyun felt that the surroundings were quiet all of a sudden.

n Duo Lanxing's people looked at Lulu and Fang Shaoyun with ambiguous eyes. They all wondered if the two of them must have some ulterior secrets. They all gave away their underwear.

Fang Shaoyun was ashamed and wanted to die, and really wanted to suffocate himself to death with seven pairs of underwear in his pocket. Fortunately, Kay is present now, or Fang Shaoyun feels that if the news comes out, even if he jumps into the Haier washing machine in Lanxing and washes it with bleach, it won't be clean. Fang Shaoyun thought that this merchant was really shameless, selling women's clothes well and giving away men's underwear. Isn't this obviously thinking about other people's red apricots going out of the wall and causing other people's wives to be separated?

Another day, I will definitely go to the Consumer Association to complain. Fang Shaoyun thought hatefully.

***

No matter how you think about it, you still have to do what you promised Lulu, otherwise the consequences of offending a woman are very serious, usually offending a man is easy to be hacked to death, and offending a woman is easy to be made to want to die. And Xiao Lulu still belongs to the kind of woman who is particularly bullish, of course Fang Shaoyun didn't dare to let go of the plane.

Early the next morning, Fang Shaoyun got up early, then asked for a leave, took a car, and rushed to CUHK like flying, on the way, he saw a five-way car and a Peng Lieshan special line driver had a quarrel, and then the two bus drivers flew the same drag racing car, and scolded each other in parallel, Fang Shaoyun, who was following behind, looked relaxed and happy, and felt that the passengers above must feel that the speed of life and death, the super suspension roller coaster was more exciting.

Sure enough, when he stopped at the school gate, Fang Shaoyun saw men and women with many faceless faces hugging and vomiting together. Fang Shaoyun entered the school very sympathetically. Soon after, I saw Lulu, who was as beautiful as a little white flower, rushing towards her, followed by Kay with long black hair fluttering.

"Why are you dressed so glamorously today? I'm going to go out and do it. Fang Shaoyun was stunned when he saw Lulu, this little girl was dressed very charmingly today, with a little lipstick on her mouth, she looked delicate, it is estimated that if she really goes out to sell, just with this little face, it is a brand.

"Be your head." Lulu said, "You can't speak." However, when Lulu heard Fang Shaoyun say this, she was actually quite happy in her heart. Looks like I'm still a pretty cute girl. Lulu said in her heart.

"Where are we going?" Fang Shaoyun was like an animal being led, following Lulu's ass. Looking at the graceful figures of the two beauties, Fang Shaoyun's hormones flew to the fullest. Dry mouth. However, Fang Shaoyun saw that the place where Lulu took him was not the street behind the school that was like Hong Kong at night.

"Go to the basketball arena." Lulu said.

"Basketball Arena?" Fang Shaoyun's mind suddenly appeared in a dilapidated house with almost broken glass and mottled green paint walls. In the past, when it rained and there was no way to go to physical education class, Fang Shaoyun often mixed there. The venue is quite broken, but the place is not small.

"What are you doing there?" Fang Shaoyun was quite surprised. "Did you organize a varsity team and play against which school? I... I don't belong to CUHK now, and if I play, I will be laughed at by everyone for 10,000 years. ”

", you are born as a person of CUHK, and you are a ghost of CUHK when you die." Lulu said. "You can't forget your roots."

"But..." Fang Shaoyun was speechless by Lulu's righteousness and sternness.

"No, don't worry, it's not for you to be a gunslinger, you just need to fight the stars."

"Really?" Fang Shaoyun said: "You are not playing with me. ”

"Playing with you? What's so fun playing with you. If I want to play, I also want to play Tang Seng. If you are tired of playing, you can eat it, and you can also prolong your life and keep your youth forever. And you? After ten years, you will be Microsoft, and in another ten years, Panasonic, what's so fun. ”

"You.... You're underestimating me too much. Fang Shaoyun was depressed and wanted to crash to death on the tree next to him.

"If you want to die, you have to finish the interstellar fight today before dying." Lulu dragged Fang Shaoyun back. "Hurry up, grinding. Like a. ”

"Bang dang." Fang Shaoyun, who couldn't stand the stimulation, rolled his eyes and fainted to the ground. Lulu, who had no surname, dragged Fang Shaoyun up one of his legs. Drag it and go. (Director: cut.) This is not a tertiary film. ）

Considering the problem of inappropriateness for children, I won't talk about how Lulu got Fang Shaoyun to the basketball hall.

Anyway, when Fang Shaoyun, Kay, and Lulu came to the basketball hall, Fang Shaoyun was happy. Peng Feng and his gang all wore red armbands, just like the old man and lady who issued tickets at the Gestapo, Jinyiwei, and the train station. Standing in the doorway.

"What are you doing here? Haha" Fang Shaoyun is broken.

"Collect tickets." Peng Feng and his gang looked at Lulu with very resentful eyes.

"Charge tickets?" Fang Shaoyun was surprised. "What's nice in there?"

"Well, we brought in a chimpanzee, and it's right inside." Lulu said. Then asked Peng Feng, "Are all the people full?" ”

"It's all full." Peng Feng clicked on the poster next to him that the tickets were sold out and the scalper tickets were gone, and said that it was full, and we all drove away N batches of people.

"What's so nice about chimpanzees. There are a lot of zoos. When Fang Shaoyun was still saying this, he was kicked into the basketball hall by Lulu.

"Ah~~~~~." As soon as Fang Shaoyun entered the blue ball hall, he was startled by the sudden n more flashing lights. There was a miserable scream like a CN being annihilated.

There was a round of applause. "Welcome to the pride of our CUHK, Fang Shaoyun's return." A sound resounded through the loudspeakers throughout the basketball arena.