Chapter 258: Salty and Wet Superman

"Could this person be a savage from Shennongjia?" A girl not far from Xu Qian was very scared and told her boyfriend next to her. "Will he eat us all?"

"Don't... Don't....don't be afraid. The girl's boyfriend said with a shudder. Yes... Yes, I'm here, and I'll protect you. ”

"Well, if he wants to eat people, you can tell him to eat you first." The girl was very moved and said to the boy.

The boy rolled his eyes and fainted.

***

"Senior brother..." At this time, Meng Ren was calling someone in that courtyard.

"Senior brother. How did you come up with the idea to call me. Someone on the other end of the line said happily. Wait a minute, I'll have a minor surgery done first. ”

Then Meng Ren heard a somewhat miserable cry on the phone, and half a minute later, the man picked up the phone again.

"Senior brother, your current surgery speed is getting faster and faster." Meng Ren said. "In the past, it took you at least a few minutes to do this operation, but now it can be done in half a minute, which is better than the master back then."

"What's the use of good technology?" The senior brother on the other end of the phone said very depressedly. "Now this line of work is getting more and more difficult to mix, and there are fewer and fewer people who come to me for surgery with livestock, just like the one just now, the operation fee is only willing to give 30, and even the sheep testicles I cut off for him are not left to me, if I stay, I can sell sheep soup for cigarette money."

After a burst of emotion, the senior brother on the other end of the phone asked Meng Ren, "By the way, what is the matter with you calling me?" ”

"I'm calling you to say goodbye." Meng Ren said.

"What, you can't mess around?" Senior brother said a little sadly. "I told you a long time ago not to waste the craftsmanship passed down by the master, don't run there to deceive people, if you really can't get along, come back, although I can't make a lot of money here, but it's still okay to support my family."

"Not really. Brother. Meng Ren said happily. Senior brother, I sent it, I want to develop in a different place. ”

"What? Did you send it? "The senior brother on the other end of the phone is a little confused.

"yes." Meng Ren said happily. "I have a Kaizi here, I casually said that I gave me 50,000, 50,000 yuan, and it went directly to my account, I have never seen so much money, now I am considered to have sent it. In the future, I can drink two bowls of soy milk, one bowl with sugar and one bowl with salt. I also bought two bicycles, and I had an addiction to four wheels. ”

"I..." The senior brother on the other end of the phone fell silent for a long time before speaking. "Senior brother, you have to be a good person in the future."

"I will." Meng Ren also said a little excitedly. "I will go back to my hometown to open a veterinary station and carry forward the skills left by our masters."

"In that case, you should go quickly." The senior brother on the other end of the phone said. "Save him from taking your medicine and not responding, so he will come to you to settle accounts, and the sooner you go, the better."

"It's okay." Meng Ren said. "He won't be without feelings."

***

After Xu Qian, who was on the field, finished taking the medicine, he felt comfortable. When he ate this for the first time, Xu Qian was so disgusted that he even vomited yellow water. But after eating it for a few days, Xu Qian felt that it was like this. Swallow it casually, and go down. Anyway, compared to boiled noodles without any seasoning, they taste better.

What's more, Xu Qian felt that after eating. It's still a bit of a reaction, for example, I feel like my stomach is jumping. But at this time, Xu Qian felt that there was another reaction, that is, he was hungry.

It seems that this medicine is still very effective, it can make people feel ready to move, and make people feel a great increase in appetite, Xu Qian thought while taking out a roasted sweet potato from the food bag next to him.

If Meng Ren knew Xu Qian's thoughts at this time, he would have to laugh to death.

Eating a live gecko, of course, will feel the movement twice. If you only eat boiled noodles without any seasoning, you will feel hungry easily.

"This man really looks like a wild man." When Xu Qian took out a roasted sweet potato and nibbled on it as if no one was around. A girl not far away said in fear. "You see, he just finished eating geckos, and he actually started eating sweet potatoes again."

"yes. He looked very hungry. The boy next to the girl said.

"It's still a bit of a sweet potato." While nibbling on the sweet potato, Xu Qian thought that compared to the boiled noodles, the white steamed bun with nothing added was much more delicious.

***

Xu Qian, who was munching on sweet potatoes, watched the game, and at this time, the male and female hosts had already finished saying a lot of non-nutritious words and announced that the contestants had entered.

These ten people are all famous players because they say anything, so when they play, all ten of them are very personable. Unhurried one by one.

It was upzealot who found Fang Shaoyun's eyes, staring at himself all the time, and upzealot was a little uncomfortable.

upzealot thought to himself that he and Zhou Kenglong were doing surname training in the past two days and were discovered by Fang Shaoyun, otherwise why did Fang Shaoyun keep staring at him?

In fact, as early as when the list was announced, upzealot and Zhou Kenglong formed a consensus, that is, in this ten-person special play-off, Fang Shaoyun is the most dangerous opponent, when this guy comes up, he has the perverted strength of turning all beings upside down, and he can play unimaginable battles, and the most silver thing is that this guy uses random. Therefore, upzealot and Zhou Kenglong took turns imitating random players to train each other, in order not to be overshadowed by Fang Shaoyun when they met him in the game. For this reason, the two of them stayed in the same hotel, and they were extremely secretive.

Could it be that this matter was discovered by Fang Shaoyun? Impossible, right? Upzealot thought it was impossible, and of course Upzealot wouldn't have thought that way if he had heard what the obscene reporter had said in the square.

So when Upzealot came to the stage, he couldn't help but ask Fang Shaoyun, "What are you doing staring at me?" ”

"Red." Fang Shaoyun whispered mysteriously.

upzealot was stunned, obviously what Fang Shaoyun said, "Red." "It has nothing to do with the secret training between myself and Zhou Kenglong in the past two days.

"What's red." So upzealot asked Fang Shaoyun very strangely.

"Your pants aren't zipping up." After Fang Shaoyun stood still on the stage, he said softly to upzealot beside him.

"Bang Bang". Upzealot nearly passed out.

"Not alive anymore." upzealot thinks. "This is a live competition against the whole country, and I actually forgot to zip up, and what's worse, I actually wore red underwear."

***

When Upzealot was dying, he didn't expect that he would get a very imposing nickname after the game. "Salty Superman."

Upzealot sneakily zips up. The two hosts have already begun to announce the start of the draw ceremony.

It's still touching the ball. Reach into the box and touch a small ball with a number. Fang Shaoyun touched a small ball very happily, and then when he took it out, he saw that his number was A2.

Who's A1, after touching the ball, when the match sheet hasn't been played on the electronic screen. Fang Shaoyun asked in a low voice first.

"Bang dang", Upzealot almost fainted, "You're A2?" ”

"yes, I'm A2." Fang Shaoyun said. "What's the problem? Are you an A1? ”

"MLGBD, I'm A1." Upzealot said depressedly.

***

A minute later, the match sheet was played on the electronic screen, and Upzealot was clearly not joking. The first group appears with the words upzealotvsyun.

"What's going on?" Upzealot cried and thought, "Could it be that I didn't wash my hands when I went to the toilet yesterday?" ”

“soulvsg。” The second group of the matchup list appeared with the names of SOUL, SOUL, and Gao Ming.

"TNND, how do you make me run into a tough opponent." Soul was very depressed and looked at Upzealot next to him with a sad face. "Is this guy cheap and good?"

Soul may be the least familiar with Fang Shaoyun among so many people, so it is difficult for Soul to understand Upzealot's reaction now. soul also saw Fang Shaoyun's game last time. In Soul's view, Fang Shaoyun is just a player who is famous but actually difficult to match. Although it was later rumored that it was because of the turmoil of the couple incident that Fang Shaoyun's performance was so abnormal, Soul felt that no matter what, Fang Shaoyun was the weakest player among the ten people. Because of the good and the bad, the rest are all masters who have been famous for a long time in the Super League. And Fang Shaoyun is just a guy from the first-class team who has been in the limelight once or twice.

So when Soul saw Upzealot's reaction, he wanted to say it to Upzealot. "NND, why don't we change our opponents, you will be smart, and I will be Fang Shaoyun?"

It is estimated that if Soul really said this, Upzealot would definitely be very happy to accept it, but unfortunately, such a private transaction cannot occur in this kind of competition.

So upzealot can only look at the list of next games while waiting for a showdown with Fang Shaoyun, a Martian.